tangwendiqishibingbuyinggaiqueqian，tabeikaozheshenfuqiuzheiyangdedajinzhu，zijiyoushidanghongnvyanyuan，jibaiwandeshoushufei，anlishuobingbunannachulai。
keshixiaobaidebingjianzhijiushigeshaoqiandemoku，tayebingbuganquxiangshenfuqiuyaoneimedaedeqian，shengpahuibeifaxianduanni。
zheitiandixiayounagejinzhu，keyijieshouzijibaoyangdeqingrenzaoyishengguohaizini？
“qinyisheng，xiaobaixianzaizenmeyangle？”tabufangxindiwen。
“taxianzaizhuangkuanghaihao，danhaizinianjitaixiao，duanshijianneimeiyoubanfajieshouzheimepinfandeshoushu，suoyidiercishoushudeshijian，yiyuandingzainiandi。”
“hao，niandizhiqian，woyidinghuibasuoyoudeshoushufeidoujiqi。”
qinyufengyouyuleyixia，shuodao：“wendi，niyaoshiyoukunnan，wokeyibangni。”
“buyongle，wohuicouqizhiliaofeide。qinyisheng，xiexieni。”
tangwendihenqingchu，zheishishangbuhuiyouwuyuanwugudeshanyi。
jiuxiangshenfuqiuyuanyipengtadangnvmingxingyiyang，zongshiyousuoqiude。
qinyufengshigeduanfangjunzi，danzheibingbudaibiao，takeyiyizhiquxunqiutadebangzhu。
zheishishang，kaoshanshandao，kaorenrenpao，zhiyoukaoziji，caishiweiyidechulu。
taxianzaimeiyoubanfakaozhezijicouchuneimeduoqianlai，neimezuoshenfuqiushenbiandenvren，haishigenbiedenanrenhuakaiyidianjulibijiaohao。
zheiyesuanshiqingfudezhiyecaoshoule。
tangwendidingledingshen，zoujinlejizhefabuhuidexianchang。
“tangwendi，xuziyifadeweiboshizhendema？nizhendehechendaoshuile？”
“chendaoheqianqilihunshiyinweinima？nichengrenzijixiaosanshangweima？”
jizhelianzhupaoyiyangdezhiwen，bidetangwendihuoqizhiwangtoushangcuan：“neizhaopianshibushiwo，nimenhuikanbuchulai？”
“neibeifengxingdejizhezuowanpaidaozhaopiandeshihou，nizainaer？”
tazhangkougangxiangshuozijishizaijiudian，youyuleyixia，queyingshengshengjianghuajitunlehuiqu。
ruguoshuochuzijishizaijiudiandeshishi，neimejizhebidinghuizhuiwentahaohaodeyoujiabuhui，quzhushenmejiudian？
daoshihou，nanmianhuibazijigenshenfuqiudeguanxiqianchechulai。
tagenzaishenfuqiushenbiansannian，zhidaoneigenanrendepiqi，ruguotaganduiwaitoulutamenlianggerenzhijiandeguanxidehua，yidinghuisidehennankande。
“zongzhi，zuotianwanshangbeipaidaohechendaozaiyiqidezhaopianshangdenvrenbushiwo，zhiyuneigerenjiujingshishei，zheishizhentanyaozuodeshiqing，yuwowuguan。”talenglengshuodao。
jizhezhong，youyigeshengyinhandao：“keshijiuzaiganggang，chendaodeqianqixuziyiyijingchuilenijiushipohuaitajiatingdedisanzhe！”
什么？
tangwendilengleleng，zhuantoukanxiangyipangdelijie，faxianlijienazheshouji，liansexiangdangnankan。
tagubudezijishizaitaishang，lianmangyenachuleshouji。
“wozuihenchazubierenjiatingdexiaosan，tangwendi，nitaibuyaolianle。”
zheishixuziyifadeweibo。
靠，还有这种操作？
tangwendiqidefadou，henbudelikepaoqutajia，zhiwengeqingchumingbai。
danshixinwenlishuo，xuziyiyijinggenchendaolihun，yinweitaiguoshangxin，haihundaojinleyiyuan。
真是好一出大戏！