好高级的绿茶！
好歹毒的以退为进！
zheiyiquan，napashirujiashuyuandedarulaile，yenanyijiexiaba。
zheigebeibidelinyaoguang，zheibiaomianshangshitiqindiqiuqing，danshijishangqueshiyaozuoshizheijianshi。
好手段。
guaibude，yuanzhubeitanongsile。
linchezhenglihaobiaoqing，huanhuankaikou：
“zheimedadezuiming，wokebuganshanling。biaojiexianzaizaina？woyaoqiudangmianduizhi。”
“qidi，daolezheigeshihou，nihaizuiying。zaifuqinmuqinmianqian，nijiubuyaosahuangle。fouze，dageyebangbulenia。”
linyaoguangshuozhe，yanzhongshanguoleyimozhenjingzhise。
zheigeqidixianglaidanxiaonuoruo，pingshiyihejiuyaoguixiaqiuraole。
今天这是怎么了？
还要当面对质！
erqie，kanqilai，linchebingbuxiangshizhongdudeyangzi。
怎么回事？
linpojunmianseyinchen：“nixiangdangmianduizhi，neiwojiujinizheigejihui——qu，jiangchengxuandailai。”
pangbiandejigezhanglaojianzhuang，doushiyizhentanqi，shiwangdiduizhelincheyaotou。
linchezeshiyiyanbufa，feikuaidifenxidangqiandeqingkuang。
yilinyaoguangzheigegoudongxidebiaoxianlaikan，rucidanding，youshiwukong，zhipachengxuanyijing……
meiyihuichengxuanjiubeidaidaole。
tayishenyishanjiangzijibaoguodeyanyanshishi，liansefabai，yanshenduoshan，buganherenherenjiechu。
linpojunkaikouxunwen：“chengxuan，wowenni，zuotianshisheiduiniyutubugui？”
chengxuanjiaoquyizhan，putongdiguixia，kukutiti：
“yifu，qiunitiwozhuchigongdao。zuotian，shi，shilinchexiangyaodianwuwo！”
“xinghaoyaoguangjishichuxianjiulewo，fouze，wojiubeilinchezheigechushengdianwule！wuwuwu……”
呼——
linchebuyoudedaoxileyikouliangqi。
果然啊！
jiushitasuoxiangdeyiyang，buguanshiweibihaishiliyou，zongzhi，chengxuanshituoxiele。
tazheishienjiangchoubao，diandaoheibai！
yuanzhushichuqujiuta，zuihouquechengweiledianwutadechusheng。
linchesuiranyijingcaidaolejieguo，kehaishirenbuzhuyizhenehan。
zheigechengxuan，mougechengdushangbiqilinyaoguanggengjiarangrenzenghen！
**婊姐。
niyijingzoushanglequsizhidao！
嘭！！
“chusheng！nixianzaihaiyoushenmehuakeshuo？”
linpojunpaizhuonuhe：“lairen，jiwojiangzheichushengshuangtuidaduan，waqushuangyan。yizhengjiafa——”
“等一下！”
lincheyijing，xinlidamalinpojunhenla。
虎毒还不食子呢。
zenmeyiyanbuhejiuyaoduantui，wayanle？
“woyouyigewenti，wenwanzhihou，wojiusuanshisi，yeshijuewuyuanyan。”
“heng。shenmewenti，niwenba。”linpojunyeshiyifugongzhengyanmingdetaidu。
“biaojie，nixianzaishishenmexiuwei？”
linchezheigewentiyichu，zhongrenyoushiweiweiyizheng。
linsizhiqian，linchejingranwenzheimeyigewenti？
dansuiji，zhongrensihujiushiyijing，fanyingleguolai。
yigezhanglaohuyiwendao：“chengxuan，nihaoxiangshisanpintongqiaojingba？”
chengxuanchiyibanshang：“shi。”
linchemashangjiehua：“biaojieshisanpintongqiaojing，erwo，jiulianyipinduantijingyebushi。nishuowoduiniqiangbao，woduiniyongshenmeshouduanqiangbao？”
“wotingshuobiaojiecengjinghaigensuiguojunduisichuzhengzhan。zheifenqishi，wojiuliannishenbiansanmiyejinbuleba。chufei，woyexiangdageyiyang，shisipinyuwujing。fouze，wonashenmesisuinideyishan，jiangnidadetongkudaodi？”
对啊！
有道理啊！
jigezhanglaoduiwangleyiyan，doujuedelincheshuodeshifenyoudaoli。
congxiuweidengjishangkan，yipinduantijing，erpinlianqijing，sanpintongqiaojing，sipinyuwujing，wupinzhenyuanjing……
zheixiejingjiezhijiandoushiyouzheyangededengjihuafende，shuoshihonggouyebuweiguo。
linchezheigexiaoshenbanzenmeduisanpintongqiaojingdechengxuanshibao？
说不通啊！
dantamenhuaiyiguihuaiyi，kanxianglinpojundemiansebushan，haishimeiyoukaikouweihulinche。
bijing，weihulinchemeiyoubandianhaochu，kehuidezuilinyaoguangzheigeshizia。
linchekandaomeirentizijishuohua，gancuizhichuofeiguanzi：
“fuqin——ninkeshitangtangzhenguogong。nianqingshihoujiuyongmengwubi。qingwen，ninhaimeiyoutaruyipinjingdeshihou，nengbunengqiangbaoyigesanpinjingdeqiangzhe？”
linpojunmianseyichen，zuijiaorenbuzhuchouchuleliangxia。
这问题，怎么回答？
林摇光当场就急了：
“linche，niduichengxuanshibao，woshiqinyansuojian，zheihaiyoujiama？niwugongbucheng，nandaobuhuixiayaoma？”
急了？
急就对了。
论表演，我也会！
“xiayao！kanlainiduixiayaohenyoujingyan。neiwowenni，shenmeyaonenggoufangdaoyigesanpinjingjiewuzhe？”
“muqin——ninkeshitangtangyuxugongqianshengnv，duidanyaoduyaokendinglejie。ninnengbunengpeizhiyizhongyao，jibunengmiyunsanpinwuzheyouyaorangtarenrenbaibu。tahainenggaoshenghanjiuming？”
chengqiucitingle，biaoqingyeshiweiweiyijiang，zuijiaochouchuliangxia。
sanpinwuzhe，tonglebaiqiao，yishibaidubuqin。
dusiduhunmidouyoukeneng，danhaiyaoqingxingzhehanjiumingbunengfankang，jiunanle……
linchejixudao：“shuoqilai，shizinijishichuxianyezhenshitaiqiaole！biaojiezhuzhangqingyuan，nizhuzhengdongyuan，erwozhuhoushanchaiyuan。xianggezhishaosi、wuliyuan。nimenbabainiandoubuhuiluguoyihui。”
“zheiyici，biaojieganghaodaohoushan，ganghaobeiwoxiayaoshibao，nizheiweishiziyoupianpianneimeqiaohechuxianzaiyuanziwaimian？qiaohedejiuxiangshidengzhewochuxianyiyang！renzangbinghuo！”
“shibushixiayao，shenshangdeshang，zhiyaozhaoyijiadedayiguolaiyichajiuzhidao。rucizuiming，yaoshimeiyoushizhizhengju，danpingniyizhangzuijiunengdingzuile？”
lincheshuodaozheili，shengyinyiti：“nizhendangzheilisuoyouren，doushinaocan，xialeyan，renyounimenchuantongwumiedema？”
linyaoguangcalecahan：“die，niang。woqinyansuojian，jiushitagande。zheizhongren，kendingshizaidiguoxuehuaile，ganzainimenmianqianjiaobian。”
linpojunhaimeiyoukaikou，daoshichengqiucixianshuohuale，yifutongxinjishoudeyangzi：
“xiaoqi，nigenniangqinshuoshihua。jiujingshibushinigande？niyinggaizhidao，niangqinzuibuxihuanbuchengshidehaizi。”
妈的！
诚实你妈！
linchexinzhongrenbuzhuzhoumaqilai。
shibushilaozigande，nandaonimenxinlimeidianbshuma？
nimenyaoshizhendexiangcha，nandaochabuchulaima？
nimenxinliyiqingerchu，zhishixiangyaojiangzheigezuimingduiwotoushang。haobaozhengnidehaodaershenfenqingbai。
“dangranbushi**de！jiujingshisheigande，neijiuranglaotianchengfatayihoushenghaizimei**，chuzhengqianxiansiwuzangshenzhidi！”
lincheyougongshoudao：“fuqin，muqin。nimenkeyidingyaochamingzhenxianga！yaoburan，yihoubiaojiejiuhuidangzhongwumiefuqinni：xialiu**，laobuxiu，**dafabataqiangbaole！tahaizhaodaolezhengren，zhengmingniqiangbaole。neikeruheshihao？”
“haiyoumuqin，xiacibiaojielazheyigezhengrenguolai，shuokanjiannitouren……”
“放肆！！！”
linpojunborandanu，paianerqi。
zheigexiaochusheng，zheishiliantamendouganmale！
当真是无法无天！
倒反天罡！
“dui，tamenlianggedangzhenfangsi。”
linchemeiyoubandiandanqie：“jintiantaganwumiewo，mingtiantajiuganwumienimen！”
linpojunhechengqiuciliangrendeliansedoushiyizhendenankan，pingriliweiweinuonuodelaoqi，jintianyetainengshuole。
erqie，biaomianshangshimachengxuan，kesuoyourendoutingchulaile，lincheshiliantamenlianggeyeyiqimale。
pangbiandejigezhanglaomianseyeshishifenjingcai。
zheigeqishaoyemarenkezhenzanga，yeshizhendegouyong。jiulianjiazhuhezhumuyeganma。
xinghao，tamenjigeshenweizhanglao，gaofengliangjie、degaowangzhong、renrenaidai。
“几位长老——”
“bierendoushuonimendebupeiwei，zhanzhemaocebulashi，houbeishouleyuanqunimenyeshibuguanbugu，zhengtianzhuangsi，wangweizhanglao。”
“danwobuxiangxinbierendeguihua，zhanglaomenkendinghuitiwozhuchigongdaode。”
jigezhanglaobiaoqingdunshijiujiangzhule。
真是无一幸免啊！
lincheyoudashengdao：“weiqiuyigeqingbai，wojuedingbaoguan！wobenxingchunliang，bupacha。woxiangxin，fajiamingjingsiyidinghuijiwoyigegongdao！”
linpojuntingdaole“mingjingsi”sangezi，buyoudemeimaoyitiao，yanlishanguoleyimojidanzhise。
“jiachoubukewaiyang！zheizhongshi，nihaiyaobaomingjingsi？shixiangbaihuaiwozhenguofushengyuma？”
“fuqinyanzhiyouli。jiachoubukewaiyang，danzheishiyijingbushijiachouneimejiandanle。woshinianzhiziguilai，burijiuyaobeinvdizhaojianwenhua。wokeshiyougongzhichen！zhenggedaqian，zheishiniananding，youwoyifengonglao！”
linchezhijieliangchudipai，nvdibixiadeweiminghaizhenshebuzhunimen？
“xianzai，wozheiweiyougongzhichen，beiyuanwangle。beiqiujinzaishenjingdixia。wonengdaying，zhenggedaqiandoubuhuidaying，nvdibixiagengbuhuidaying。”
“tachengxuansuanshenmedongxi？meiyourenhegongmingguanwei，neijiushiyijiebaishen。tajiuganyuanwangwumiewozheimeyigeyougongzhichen。yihouyoulediangongming，tajiuganwumiedangjinbixia！”
linchemuguangyisao，hedechengxuanyigeliangqiang，liansefabai。
zhei，haishipingrilineigerenrenqirudelinchema？
chunqiangshejian，jujufengli！
“jintian，yaomejiubaomingjingsi。yaomewojiuyitouzhuangsizaizheili，dengnvdizhaojiandeshihou，nimenxiangbanfahunongbixiaba。kankanbixiahuibuhuitiwochamingzhenxiang！haiwoyigeqingbai！”
zheihuayichu，jiweizhanglaozhongyuzuobuzhule。
lincheshisishihuo，zheiqishigentamenmeiyouguanxi，danbixiajiangzuizhenguofudehua，neitamenzheixiezhanglaobidingbeiqianlian：
“jiazhu，zishishenda，haiqingninsansia！”
“haimeiyouzhenzhengchaqingchujiujingshibushiqishaoyegandeni，yaoshibaomingjingsi，qishiyexing。mingjingsi，xinmingrujing，yixiajiunengduandingtamenyoumeiyousahuang！”
“tingshuobixiazhishuihuandahuochenggong，zuotianjiuyijinghuichao。zhipa，bixiahuisuishizhaojianqishaoyewenhuaa。”
zhanglaorucibudanding，chengxuanjiugengjiahuangle！
jiujingshibushilinchegande，tashizuiqingchude。
yaoshizhendegaodaolemingjingsi，shenzhijingdonglebixia。
那绝对是死路一条！
“yifu！wo，wokenengkancuole。dangshiwo，wotaihaipale。kenengkancuole。yinggai，bushilinchegande。”
啪——
linchebudengchengxuanbahuashuowan，shangqianduizhetadelianjiushihenhenchouxiaqu。
“**！”
“nimeiyoukanqingchu，jiuganwumiewo。nisuanshenmedongxi？laozichousini——”
啪——
yuanlainimenyezhidao，woshiyougongzhichen。
nimenyehaipanvdiguaizui。
那老子还等什么？
youyuanbaoyuan，youchoubaochou。
linchefanshouyouyibazhangchouchuqu。
啪啪！
zheiyixia，dangzhenshihedaozhongrenle。
tamenkexiangbudao，linchehaizhendegandangmianchouchengxuanerguang。
“linche，niganshenme？ni，nigandabiaojie。”
linyaoguangjiuzaipangbian，tayixiazijiangchengxuanladaoleshenhou，duizhelinchenuhouqilai。
linchelenglengdikanzheta：“zenme？nishiyaotitachutou，nixiangdawoshima？lai，dasiwo。zuihaozainvdibixiazhaojianwozhiqian，jiangwodasi。”
linyaoguangyileng，qidehunshenzhandou，danquebuganduilinchechushou。
yaoshidongshoudalelinche，zheigejiahuodaobixiamianqiangaoyuzhuangzenmeban？
ruguolinchezhendedianwuchengxuan，neitalinyaoguangyebupagaoyuzhuang。
ke，zheijianshijueduijinbuqichaa！
zheibenshenjiushichuantongwuxian！
“zenme，nibugandawoshima？”
“但老子敢打你！”
啪——
linchezhaozhunshiji，yibazhangjiuchouzailinyaoguangdelianshang。
shengyinxiangchezhenggedating……
qingliuxianixinggandexiaojiaoya