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第1章1

weilebaoen,wochenglezuishouchongdexiaowangyedetieshenbinv。

diyitianyongbao,diertianjiewen,disantiantayindaowochichanleqitianqiye。

houlai,talianlianbushedechanlewowunian。

zhidaotagenchengxiangdinvtiqinqufeideneitian,wozhidao,wobaoenderizigaijieshule。

woqiaomolikai,taqueturanmeizaiquqi,ershihenhenyaoya,fashiyaojiangwozhuahuiqu。

quanjingchengderendouzhidao,tabeiyigexiaobinvshuanongleganqing,zhuadaowohoubidingnongsi。

woyizousinian,buxingshenhuanjuezheng,zaitazhongyufangqiyaozhaowodeneitian,yuetazaijiulouxiangjian。

“wangye,niyougeerzi,shinidetieshenbinvxuyinglianshengde。”

“haizihenguaihencongming,dengxuyingliansile,niyaoyangtama?”

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fuyanyutongkongweisuo,mizheyanlenglengdeshenshizhewo。

wodeshentibuyouzizhudejiangleqilai。

shengbinghou,wodeshenxingheshengyindoudabianyang,rujinwohaimengdeyanyanshishi,tayinggairenbuchuwojiushixuyinglian。

fuyanyushengyinmanshibuxie,kaikou。

“mengmiandouli,chuanchengzheiyang,zhuangshennongguizhaobenwangjiushixiangshuozheige?”

“niruoshizhidaobenwangyuxuyingliandejiuge,jiushuobuchubenwanggentayouhaizidehua。”

他没发现是我。

wosongkouqi,xintoudekuseganquerenbuzhumimanshanglai。

wozenmehuibuzhidaowomendejiuge,dangniantayaoquwo,kewoquepaole。

fuyanyulengmodezhanqishen,“benwangyoumeiyouhaizi,benwangxinzhongqingchudehen,niruoshizhidaoxuyingliandexialuo,neijiuzhuangaota,taruguozhensile,benwangbujieyititayanghaizi。”

shuowan,tayishuaiyixiu,likailejiulou。

wozuozaiyuandi,renbuzhukuxiao。

wozaojiunengcaidao,tabuxinwomenyouyigehaizi。

danbuxinyemeiguanxi,woyoudeshishouduanbasonghaiziqu。

suihou,wodabaolexiefancai,huidaolejia。

jiangjiangzaijiadenglewoxujiu。

woyituikaimen,qingshouyouxiuqidehaizijiukaixindepaoshangqianlai。

“niangqin,nizhongyuhuilaila!jingranhaidailehaochide!”

tajieguowoshoushangdeshihefangxia,suijixiangyaopuguolaibaozhuwo,queyouxiangdaolewodeshenti,dunleyixia,qingqingdebaozhuwo。

“niangqin,wonianwanlesanzijing,haibayifuxiguoliangshangle,woshibushihenlihai!”

womolemotadetou,manyandexinwei。

“dangran,jiangjiangshizuilihaidexiaohai。”

jiangjiangjiaoaodedianlediantou,suijixiaoshengdao,“neiniangqin......ninengbunengbubawosongjiqitarena?”

tadeshengyinlidaizheyisisiweiqu。

“niangqin,wohuihenguaide,wozhixiangdaizainiangqindeshenbian。”

jiangjiangdeshenzidanbo,biqiqitaxiaohaishouruodeduo。

woshengbinghoushenziyuefabuhao,zuoweiniangqin,bujinmeizenmezhaoguta,fanerhaiyaotazhaoguwo,zhenshikuijiu。

haishirangfuyanyuzhaogutaba。

fuyanyushidangjinhuangshangzuichongaidewangye,rendafang,piqiyehao,erjiangjiangshitadeqinerzi,tazongbuhuinvedaijiangjiang,yebuhuirangjiangjianglianchidunhaofandouyaokaixindebengqilai。

“jiangjiang,nigenzheniangqinguobushanghaorizi,gengbieshuoniangqinhaidelejuezhengyaosile,niangqinsile,niyaozenmeban?”

wokanzhejiangjiang,renzhenquanta,“guaiguaide,quzhaonidiediehaoma?zheiyangniyihoujiunengchibaochuannuan,zaiyemeiyouxiaohaiganchaoxiaonimeidiediele。”

jiangjiangyanlileihuashanshuo,yongliyaotou。

“wobuyao,wozhixianggenniangqinzaiyiqi。”

我无奈。

jiangjiangdexingzibuzhiweiheguzhidebuxiangyang。

zaiwodejianchibuxiexia,jiangjiangzhongyusonglekou。

“niangqin,wohuiquhou,nengbunengjiaodiediehantaiyijiniangqinzhibing?wotingshuotaiyideyishuzuihaole!”

“niangqinbuyuanyidehua,wojiurangdiediejiqian,rangniangqinyouqianzhaolihaidedafuzhibing,haoma?”

tazhabazheyanjingwangzhewo,yanliliangjingjingdemanshiqidai。

wodexinruanchengyituan,querouleroutadenaodai。

“buxing,nidiediehenbudewosi,nibunenggendiedietaoqianduiwohao,niyaogennidieshuo,niangqinhenhuai,burangnichifanyeburangnidushu,zhengtianqifuni,haidenigukuwuyi,zheiyangnidiediecaihuixintengni,caihuiduinigenghao。”

jiangjianghanlei,“niangqin,wobuyao,niangqinmingmingduiwohenhaohenhaoa!”

womolemotaxiaonaodai,tongyisuixinzangmanyankailai,quemeiyoushuohua。

wodelezhongbing,zongshiwozaibushe,doubunengjixubajiangjiangliuzaijiazhongle。

yushiwoxunlegeheshiderizi,bajiangjiangsongquleyanwangfu。

woduozaiyibian,qiaojianjiangjiangnazhefuyanyudetieshenyupeijinlewangfu,xinxiadunshitashiqilai。

woxijierqi,caganyanleilikai,shenziquemoranyiruan,tuxueyunleguoqu。

qiguaideshi,wobingweishiquyishi,ershilinghunchouli,kanzhelurenjijimangmangdejiangwodeshentitaiqilai,songjinleyiguan。

wodingzhezijibantoumingdeshoufaleng。

zhiyoujiangsizhirencaihuilinghunchuqiao,kanyangzi,wozhenhuobujiule。

xintouchuanlaimengliedetengtong,wodeyanjingshitoule。

wosile,jiangjiangyaozenmeban?tahaineimexiao,haibeiwosongquleyanwangfu,gentasuweimoumiandediedieyiqishenghuo,yebuzhidaofuyanyuhuibuhuihaohaoduita,tahuibuhuinanshou,toutoukuqi。

buguoyehao,wonengqukankantamenle。

wopaojinwangfu,genzhejiangjiangchuanguohuayuanzhanglang,zhanzailefuyanyudemianqian。

“爹爹!”

jiangjiangyizhaowodehua,yikanjianfuyanyujiudashenghanzhediedie。

fuyanyukanzhesuoxiaobandeta,zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi。

jiangjianghaixiao,kanbuchulaifuyanyuyandidezhenjing,jiantameishuohua,haiyiweitabuxiangxin,ganmangconghuaizhongtaochuletieshenyupei,dijita。

“diedie,zheishiniangqinjiwodeyupei,niangqinshuonikandaoyupeijiuzhidaole。”

dangchufuyanyuduiwoyongqingzhishen,jiuliancongxiaodaidadehushenyupeidoudangzuodingqingxinwusongjilewo,erwoyemeikeqi,toupaodeshihoubayupeidaizoule。

benlaixiangzhemeiqianyongdeshihoukeyidangdiao,quemeixiangdaoyongzailerangjiangjiangxunqinshang。

fuyanyujieguoyupei,jinjinniezaishouzhong,guolexujiu,zhongyulengxiaoyisheng。

“xuyinglianyouzaidashenmewaizhuyi。”

“dangchuchengqinyandouzhunbeihaole,taquejiangwangfujiaodeyituanluan,bujintoutoupaole,haijiangwodejimixieluchuqu,rangwomangdejiaotoulane,wuxinwuqingzhihuisuanjidenvren,jingranhaihuijiwoshenghaizi?”

fuyanyumeiyanmanshifanzao,quenuliyazhizhu,dunxialai,pingshizhejiangjiang。

“你叫什么名字?”

“fujiang!diedie,nishidayingyangwolema?”

fuyanyumozhetadenaodai,“zhiqianmengmianrenshitazhaolaideba?tashouduantaidile,tajiusuansizaiwomianqian,womeitoudoubuhuidongyixia,buguowohaishiyaowen,niniangni,tazaina?”

jiangjiangtingzhetadehua,yankuangshunjianbeishuiwulongzhao。

“niangqin......niangqinyijingsile。”

“什么!”

huayingangluo,fuyanyujiumengdizhanleqilai,xiangshichuanbushangqiyiban,

“bukeneng!tazheigehuainvren,zenmekenenghuisi?taneimeximing,jiusuanwosile,tadoubuhuiside!niyidingshizaipianwo!”

“like,mashangdaiwoquzhaota!”

jiangjiangyaochun,shuozhewodingzhuguotadehua,“keshi......jializhiyouniangqindeshitile......”

“neijiudaiwoquzhaoshiti,huoyaojianren,siyaojianshi!”

jiangjiangnianjitaixiao,dingbuzhuyali,daizhefuyanyuhuilewomendejia——jingjiaoyigexiaoxiaodepoyuanzi。

fuyanyuxinjirufendetajinxiaoyuanzi,sichuxunwo,quemeiyouzhaodaosuoweideshiti。

tazoudaopojiudezaotaibian,zhizheshangmiandemomo,yandimanshichaofeng。

“zheigemozhiyouxuyinglianhuizuo,shitateyoudeshouyi,nizheimexiao,nandaojiuhuiyigerenzuole?niniangmeisiba。”

jiangjiangbuzhisuocuo,kanjianfuyanyuyuelaiyuelengmodelian,turanpengdeyishengguizailefuyanyudemianqian。

“diedie,shiwosahuangle,shiwobuhao,niangqinmeisi,danshidelehenyanzhongdebing,zhengtiandouzaituxue,henkuaijiuyaosile,niangqinzheicairangwoshuotaqushilede。”

taguipadaofuyanyudemianqian,baozhefuyanyudedatui,kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。

“diedie,qiuqiuninjiujiuniangqinba!qiuqiuninle,wobuxiangniangqinsi......”

傅言豫气急反笑。

“wunianqianniniangpianwo,bawochiganmojing,huaizheniliule,rujintashengchulaidehaizi,zhaoyangpianwo,nimenzhenshihaoyangde!”

“youshisiyoushishengbing,xuyinglianjiushizheimedangniangde,jiangnijiaochengzheiyangmankouhuhuadeyangzi,chenghetitong!”

wokanzhefuyanyuqijibaihuaidemoyang,qiliangdexiaole。

tayidianyebuxiangxinwoshenglezhongbinghenkuaijiuyaosile。

buguoyebuguaita,shiwozhiqianqipianleta。

dangnianfuyanyuhenaiwo,weilewofankanghuangshang,yaoyizhengfeiyishiquwodangxiaoqie。

keniangcongxiaojiaodaowo,buyaochengweixiaoqie,buhuiyouhaoxiachang,woyejieshoubuletahaiyaoquqitanvzi,gengbunengjieshou,taweilewoyuhuangquanzhuangdenisiwohuo。

erqieneishiwofaxianhuaiyoushenyun,kezhengfeiweirumenbianyoushuzishidiuwangfudelian,wobuzhidaotahuizenmezuo,gengdanxinwohuiyincishiquhaizi。

suoyiwopianleta,shuowobuhuilikai,quebawangfunaodeyituanzaohoutaozoule。

wobenlaidasuandaizhejiangjianganfenduri,meixiangdaozaohuanongren,wodelebuzhizhizheng,suoyi,jiangjiangbixuhaijifuyanyuyang。

zhikelian,rujinwodejiangjiangyebeitadangchengledapianzishengyangdexiaopianzi。

erzibeifuyanyulinzheshanglemache。

“diedie,woshuodedoushizhende,tingshuotaiyiyuandetaiyihenlihai,ninengjiujiuniangqinma?”

“diedie,womeiyoupianren,qiuqiuninjiujiuniangqinba......”

jiangjiangjinjinwozheshou,biezheyanlei,xiaoxinyiyidejieshi。

wokanzheerzizhandoudeshenzi,yanlimanshixinteng。

kefuyanyusihaobuguerzihaipayuwuzhu,yebutingtadejieshi,lengzhelianshanglemache。

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fuyanyuduijiangjiangbucuo,chichuanyongduquanbudoushizuihaode。

zheiyanghenhao,bigenzhewozaixiaopoyuanzilichikuhaoduole。

henkuai,yufuyanyuyouhunyuedeliuruxuejiudengmenbaifangle。

tayixinxihuanfuyanyu,dangnianfuyanyuyaoquwo,zuibumanderenshita,tashuo,fuyanyuhuzhewo,hunqiantabuhuidongwo,dengtachenglewangfei,shoushiyigexiaoqie,shoudaoqinlai!

tamendehunqijiangzhi,liuruxueanchuochuodexunwenhaizihewodeshi。

fuyanyuyilianfanzao,“xuyinglianyoubuzhidaozaidashenmezhuyi,pianrenpianshangyinle!”

liuruxuedeyandishanguoyisijingguang,youguzuotitiedequandao。

“ayan,nibiezheiyangshuoyinglian,zheimeduoniantayigerendaizhehaiziyeburongyi,shuobudingtabushixiangpianren,shizhendeyoukuzhongni?”

fuyanyushengyinbingleng,“tanengyoushenmekuzhong!”

“zheidaoyeshi,nidangchudouyaoqutale,suishiqieshi,keniyijingyizhengfeizhilijietarumen,quanjingchengsheibuzhidaoniduitaqingshenyizhong,sheijiaguniangbuxianmutayigenubinengdedaonidexiai。”

“buzhidaotafeiyaotoupaoshenme,haibawangfugaodewuyanzhangqide,niduitaneimehao,tajiusuanyoukuzhongyebunengzheiyangduiniya。”

tayibianshuo,yibianwunaideyaozhetou。

“dantarujindoubahaizisonghuilaile,zaiduodekuzhongdouguoqule,nihaishifugeruan,batajiehuilaiba?”

tingjianliuruxuedehua,fuyanyuyipaizhuozi,shengqidezhanleqilai。

“wobazhengkexindoupengjitale,tanengyoushenmekuzhong!fuhuangdalewoershiban,wocaiqiulaiyizhengfeizhiliyingtarumen,zhaogaoquanjingtashiwodeyizhongren,wodingzhesuoyoudeyali、chaofengyeyaoyingquta,wofuchudehaibugou?”

“ketani?zaichenghunqiansanritaopao,liuxiayiduilantanzijiwo,rangwochenglequanjingchengdexiaobing,dangnianqiworubilv,rujinxianghuilaile,jiudaochuxuanchuanwoyouhaizi,haiguyiranghaizipianwo,shuotadelezhongbing,batoumoshengxiadehaizisonglaiwangfu,shuazheixiexiaobaxi,haixiangwoqujieta?”

“taxiangdoubiexiang!zhiqiantanadaolefangnushujiupaole,xianzaihaixiangpianwo,zhendangwoshiruanshizi?wozhihuibatazhuahuilai,guanqilai!”

liuruxuezuijiaobuyouzizhudeyangqiyimodeyidexiao。

ketingdaozuihouyijuhua,tadexiaoronghuranjiangzhule。

tagangyaoshuoshenme,fuyanyubiancetoukanta。

“nifangxin,wozhishixiangjiaoxunjiaoxunxuyinglian,womendechengqinhaishizhaochangde。”

liuruxuelianseyouxiebuhao,quehaishichechuleyimoxiaorong,“woxiangxinni。”

zheishi,sihoujiangjiangdexiarenhuangzhangdepaoleguolai,“wangye,buhaola,xiaoshaoyechilexiayihou,huxikunnanyunjuele!”

儿子吃虾过敏!

wotingjianxiarendebinggaohou,yejidezaikongzhongtuantuanzhuan。

jiangjiangshizhidaotachixiaguominde,tadongshi,yebuhuixiangqitahaizineibanchanzuitanchi,rujinzenmeturanjiuchilexia?

woxinliyougebuhaodecaice。

erzibuhuishiyinweixiangyaojianwo,zheicaiguyichixiadeba。

wodeshajiangjiang,wangfushiyoufuyide,tahekuweinanziji。

wodeyanjiaoshenchusisiyanlei。

fuyanyuwenyan,dunshishensejinzhang,“kuaijiaofuyiqujixiaoshaoyekanbing!”

“keshifuyijinrihuijiashengqin,buzaifunei。”xiarennuonuodadao。

“feiwu!beima,songyiguan!”fuyanyujidekuaibuchumen,baoqihaizijiushanglema。

jiantarucijiaoji,wozhongyusonglekouqi,yanleiluoxia。

woxihuanderen,zongshixinxiongkuanguangde,zongshimawohenwo,quezenmeyebuhuiqifuwodehaizi。

woxianggenguoqukankan,turanjiantianxuandizhuan。

woyishunjianbeilahuiletinei。

juliedetengtongchongjizhewodetounao。

woxiangyaozhengyan,quewunengweili,zhinengtingzheshenbiandafudehua。

“shifu,xuguniangbingdehaoyanzhonga,tahaiyoujiuma?”

“ai,zhishengyikouqile,wozhinengjinlijiuta,zhiyunengbunengjiuhuilai,dekanmingle。”

zheishi,fuyanyubaozhehaizilaile,guanjiajiangbasuoyoudedafudouhuanguolaijijiangjiangkanbing。

jiulianjiwoyizhidedafu,yebeiqiangxingzhualeguolai,zhishengyaotongjiwodiaoming。

jigedafubalebaerzideyan,youkanlekanshenshangdehongzhen,nachulezhen,zhiduanduanjixiabianrangjiangjianglianshangdehongzhongtunqu。

laodafudao:“wangye,xiaoshaoyezhishichifawuguomin,huiquhouhaohaoxiuxijiuhaole。”

qiaojianerziyouyouzhuanxing,fuyanyuzheicaisonglekouqi,lvedaidanxindezebei。

“bunengchixia,nizijibuzhidao?”

tasuijiqingtanleyikouqi,yaoleyaotou。

“bale,woyouzenmenengguaini,nicaijisui,yaoguaijiuguaixuyinglian,daizhenitoupao,rangnilianhaiweidouweicengchiguo。”

“niniangrangnishouzheimeduoweiqu,dengwozhuadaota,yidingrangtaqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”

fuyanyudeyaoyaqiechiwodoubucengtingjian,yinweiwozhenganjingdetangzailingyicedengsi。

zaiwochedishiquyishiqian,tingjianerbianchuanlaijudajinghusheng。

“sirenle!sirenle!”

shouzaiwoshenbiandexiaoyaotong,jijimangmangpaodaolefuyanyumianqianzhaolaodafu。

“shifu,xuguniangfangcaiyanqile——”