第1章1
weilebaoen,wochenglezuishouchongdexiaowangyedetieshenbinv。
diyitianyongbao,diertianjiewen,disantiantayindaowochichanleqitianqiye。
houlai,talianlianbushedechanlewowunian。
zhidaotagenchengxiangdinvtiqinqufeideneitian,wozhidao,wobaoenderizigaijieshule。
woqiaomolikai,taqueturanmeizaiquqi,ershihenhenyaoya,fashiyaojiangwozhuahuiqu。
quanjingchengderendouzhidao,tabeiyigexiaobinvshuanongleganqing,zhuadaowohoubidingnongsi。
woyizousinian,buxingshenhuanjuezheng,zaitazhongyufangqiyaozhaowodeneitian,yuetazaijiulouxiangjian。
“wangye,niyougeerzi,shinidetieshenbinvxuyinglianshengde。”
“haizihenguaihencongming,dengxuyingliansile,niyaoyangtama?”
1
fuyanyutongkongweisuo,mizheyanlenglengdeshenshizhewo。
wodeshentibuyouzizhudejiangleqilai。
shengbinghou,wodeshenxingheshengyindoudabianyang,rujinwohaimengdeyanyanshishi,tayinggairenbuchuwojiushixuyinglian。
fuyanyushengyinmanshibuxie,kaikou。
“mengmiandouli,chuanchengzheiyang,zhuangshennongguizhaobenwangjiushixiangshuozheige?”
“niruoshizhidaobenwangyuxuyingliandejiuge,jiushuobuchubenwanggentayouhaizidehua。”
他没发现是我。
wosongkouqi,xintoudekuseganquerenbuzhumimanshanglai。
wozenmehuibuzhidaowomendejiuge,dangniantayaoquwo,kewoquepaole。
fuyanyulengmodezhanqishen,“benwangyoumeiyouhaizi,benwangxinzhongqingchudehen,niruoshizhidaoxuyingliandexialuo,neijiuzhuangaota,taruguozhensile,benwangbujieyititayanghaizi。”
shuowan,tayishuaiyixiu,likailejiulou。
wozuozaiyuandi,renbuzhukuxiao。
wozaojiunengcaidao,tabuxinwomenyouyigehaizi。
danbuxinyemeiguanxi,woyoudeshishouduanbasonghaiziqu。
suihou,wodabaolexiefancai,huidaolejia。
jiangjiangzaijiadenglewoxujiu。
woyituikaimen,qingshouyouxiuqidehaizijiukaixindepaoshangqianlai。
“niangqin,nizhongyuhuilaila!jingranhaidailehaochide!”
tajieguowoshoushangdeshihefangxia,suijixiangyaopuguolaibaozhuwo,queyouxiangdaolewodeshenti,dunleyixia,qingqingdebaozhuwo。
“niangqin,wonianwanlesanzijing,haibayifuxiguoliangshangle,woshibushihenlihai!”
womolemotadetou,manyandexinwei。
“dangran,jiangjiangshizuilihaidexiaohai。”
jiangjiangjiaoaodedianlediantou,suijixiaoshengdao,“neiniangqin......ninengbunengbubawosongjiqitarena?”
tadeshengyinlidaizheyisisiweiqu。
“niangqin,wohuihenguaide,wozhixiangdaizainiangqindeshenbian。”
jiangjiangdeshenzidanbo,biqiqitaxiaohaishouruodeduo。
woshengbinghoushenziyuefabuhao,zuoweiniangqin,bujinmeizenmezhaoguta,fanerhaiyaotazhaoguwo,zhenshikuijiu。
haishirangfuyanyuzhaogutaba。
fuyanyushidangjinhuangshangzuichongaidewangye,rendafang,piqiyehao,erjiangjiangshitadeqinerzi,tazongbuhuinvedaijiangjiang,yebuhuirangjiangjianglianchidunhaofandouyaokaixindebengqilai。
“jiangjiang,nigenzheniangqinguobushanghaorizi,gengbieshuoniangqinhaidelejuezhengyaosile,niangqinsile,niyaozenmeban?”
wokanzhejiangjiang,renzhenquanta,“guaiguaide,quzhaonidiediehaoma?zheiyangniyihoujiunengchibaochuannuan,zaiyemeiyouxiaohaiganchaoxiaonimeidiediele。”
jiangjiangyanlileihuashanshuo,yongliyaotou。
“wobuyao,wozhixianggenniangqinzaiyiqi。”
我无奈。
jiangjiangdexingzibuzhiweiheguzhidebuxiangyang。
zaiwodejianchibuxiexia,jiangjiangzhongyusonglekou。
“niangqin,wohuiquhou,nengbunengjiaodiediehantaiyijiniangqinzhibing?wotingshuotaiyideyishuzuihaole!”
“niangqinbuyuanyidehua,wojiurangdiediejiqian,rangniangqinyouqianzhaolihaidedafuzhibing,haoma?”
tazhabazheyanjingwangzhewo,yanliliangjingjingdemanshiqidai。
wodexinruanchengyituan,querouleroutadenaodai。
“buxing,nidiediehenbudewosi,nibunenggendiedietaoqianduiwohao,niyaogennidieshuo,niangqinhenhuai,burangnichifanyeburangnidushu,zhengtianqifuni,haidenigukuwuyi,zheiyangnidiediecaihuixintengni,caihuiduinigenghao。”
jiangjianghanlei,“niangqin,wobuyao,niangqinmingmingduiwohenhaohenhaoa!”
womolemotaxiaonaodai,tongyisuixinzangmanyankailai,quemeiyoushuohua。
wodelezhongbing,zongshiwozaibushe,doubunengjixubajiangjiangliuzaijiazhongle。
yushiwoxunlegeheshiderizi,bajiangjiangsongquleyanwangfu。
woduozaiyibian,qiaojianjiangjiangnazhefuyanyudetieshenyupeijinlewangfu,xinxiadunshitashiqilai。
woxijierqi,caganyanleilikai,shenziquemoranyiruan,tuxueyunleguoqu。
qiguaideshi,wobingweishiquyishi,ershilinghunchouli,kanzhelurenjijimangmangdejiangwodeshentitaiqilai,songjinleyiguan。
wodingzhezijibantoumingdeshoufaleng。
zhiyoujiangsizhirencaihuilinghunchuqiao,kanyangzi,wozhenhuobujiule。
xintouchuanlaimengliedetengtong,wodeyanjingshitoule。
wosile,jiangjiangyaozenmeban?tahaineimexiao,haibeiwosongquleyanwangfu,gentasuweimoumiandediedieyiqishenghuo,yebuzhidaofuyanyuhuibuhuihaohaoduita,tahuibuhuinanshou,toutoukuqi。
buguoyehao,wonengqukankantamenle。
wopaojinwangfu,genzhejiangjiangchuanguohuayuanzhanglang,zhanzailefuyanyudemianqian。
“爹爹!”
jiangjiangyizhaowodehua,yikanjianfuyanyujiudashenghanzhediedie。
fuyanyukanzhesuoxiaobandeta,zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi。
jiangjianghaixiao,kanbuchulaifuyanyuyandidezhenjing,jiantameishuohua,haiyiweitabuxiangxin,ganmangconghuaizhongtaochuletieshenyupei,dijita。
“diedie,zheishiniangqinjiwodeyupei,niangqinshuonikandaoyupeijiuzhidaole。”
dangchufuyanyuduiwoyongqingzhishen,jiuliancongxiaodaidadehushenyupeidoudangzuodingqingxinwusongjilewo,erwoyemeikeqi,toupaodeshihoubayupeidaizoule。
benlaixiangzhemeiqianyongdeshihoukeyidangdiao,quemeixiangdaoyongzailerangjiangjiangxunqinshang。
fuyanyujieguoyupei,jinjinniezaishouzhong,guolexujiu,zhongyulengxiaoyisheng。
“xuyinglianyouzaidashenmewaizhuyi。”
“dangchuchengqinyandouzhunbeihaole,taquejiangwangfujiaodeyituanluan,bujintoutoupaole,haijiangwodejimixieluchuqu,rangwomangdejiaotoulane,wuxinwuqingzhihuisuanjidenvren,jingranhaihuijiwoshenghaizi?”
fuyanyumeiyanmanshifanzao,quenuliyazhizhu,dunxialai,pingshizhejiangjiang。
“你叫什么名字?”
“fujiang!diedie,nishidayingyangwolema?”
fuyanyumozhetadenaodai,“zhiqianmengmianrenshitazhaolaideba?tashouduantaidile,tajiusuansizaiwomianqian,womeitoudoubuhuidongyixia,buguowohaishiyaowen,niniangni,tazaina?”
jiangjiangtingzhetadehua,yankuangshunjianbeishuiwulongzhao。
“niangqin......niangqinyijingsile。”
“什么!”
huayingangluo,fuyanyujiumengdizhanleqilai,xiangshichuanbushangqiyiban,
“bukeneng!tazheigehuainvren,zenmekenenghuisi?taneimeximing,jiusuanwosile,tadoubuhuiside!niyidingshizaipianwo!”
“like,mashangdaiwoquzhaota!”
jiangjiangyaochun,shuozhewodingzhuguotadehua,“keshi......jializhiyouniangqindeshitile......”
“neijiudaiwoquzhaoshiti,huoyaojianren,siyaojianshi!”
jiangjiangnianjitaixiao,dingbuzhuyali,daizhefuyanyuhuilewomendejia——jingjiaoyigexiaoxiaodepoyuanzi。
fuyanyuxinjirufendetajinxiaoyuanzi,sichuxunwo,quemeiyouzhaodaosuoweideshiti。
tazoudaopojiudezaotaibian,zhizheshangmiandemomo,yandimanshichaofeng。
“zheigemozhiyouxuyinglianhuizuo,shitateyoudeshouyi,nizheimexiao,nandaojiuhuiyigerenzuole?niniangmeisiba。”
jiangjiangbuzhisuocuo,kanjianfuyanyuyuelaiyuelengmodelian,turanpengdeyishengguizailefuyanyudemianqian。
“diedie,shiwosahuangle,shiwobuhao,niangqinmeisi,danshidelehenyanzhongdebing,zhengtiandouzaituxue,henkuaijiuyaosile,niangqinzheicairangwoshuotaqushilede。”
taguipadaofuyanyudemianqian,baozhefuyanyudedatui,kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
“diedie,qiuqiuninjiujiuniangqinba!qiuqiuninle,wobuxiangniangqinsi......”
傅言豫气急反笑。
“wunianqianniniangpianwo,bawochiganmojing,huaizheniliule,rujintashengchulaidehaizi,zhaoyangpianwo,nimenzhenshihaoyangde!”
“youshisiyoushishengbing,xuyinglianjiushizheimedangniangde,jiangnijiaochengzheiyangmankouhuhuadeyangzi,chenghetitong!”
wokanzhefuyanyuqijibaihuaidemoyang,qiliangdexiaole。
tayidianyebuxiangxinwoshenglezhongbinghenkuaijiuyaosile。
buguoyebuguaita,shiwozhiqianqipianleta。
dangnianfuyanyuhenaiwo,weilewofankanghuangshang,yaoyizhengfeiyishiquwodangxiaoqie。
keniangcongxiaojiaodaowo,buyaochengweixiaoqie,buhuiyouhaoxiachang,woyejieshoubuletahaiyaoquqitanvzi,gengbunengjieshou,taweilewoyuhuangquanzhuangdenisiwohuo。
erqieneishiwofaxianhuaiyoushenyun,kezhengfeiweirumenbianyoushuzishidiuwangfudelian,wobuzhidaotahuizenmezuo,gengdanxinwohuiyincishiquhaizi。
suoyiwopianleta,shuowobuhuilikai,quebawangfunaodeyituanzaohoutaozoule。
wobenlaidasuandaizhejiangjianganfenduri,meixiangdaozaohuanongren,wodelebuzhizhizheng,suoyi,jiangjiangbixuhaijifuyanyuyang。
zhikelian,rujinwodejiangjiangyebeitadangchengledapianzishengyangdexiaopianzi。
erzibeifuyanyulinzheshanglemache。
“diedie,woshuodedoushizhende,tingshuotaiyiyuandetaiyihenlihai,ninengjiujiuniangqinma?”
“diedie,womeiyoupianren,qiuqiuninjiujiuniangqinba......”
jiangjiangjinjinwozheshou,biezheyanlei,xiaoxinyiyidejieshi。
wokanzheerzizhandoudeshenzi,yanlimanshixinteng。
kefuyanyusihaobuguerzihaipayuwuzhu,yebutingtadejieshi,lengzhelianshanglemache。
2
fuyanyuduijiangjiangbucuo,chichuanyongduquanbudoushizuihaode。
zheiyanghenhao,bigenzhewozaixiaopoyuanzilichikuhaoduole。
henkuai,yufuyanyuyouhunyuedeliuruxuejiudengmenbaifangle。
tayixinxihuanfuyanyu,dangnianfuyanyuyaoquwo,zuibumanderenshita,tashuo,fuyanyuhuzhewo,hunqiantabuhuidongwo,dengtachenglewangfei,shoushiyigexiaoqie,shoudaoqinlai!
tamendehunqijiangzhi,liuruxueanchuochuodexunwenhaizihewodeshi。
fuyanyuyilianfanzao,“xuyinglianyoubuzhidaozaidashenmezhuyi,pianrenpianshangyinle!”
liuruxuedeyandishanguoyisijingguang,youguzuotitiedequandao。
“ayan,nibiezheiyangshuoyinglian,zheimeduoniantayigerendaizhehaiziyeburongyi,shuobudingtabushixiangpianren,shizhendeyoukuzhongni?”
fuyanyushengyinbingleng,“tanengyoushenmekuzhong!”
“zheidaoyeshi,nidangchudouyaoqutale,suishiqieshi,keniyijingyizhengfeizhilijietarumen,quanjingchengsheibuzhidaoniduitaqingshenyizhong,sheijiaguniangbuxianmutayigenubinengdedaonidexiai。”
“buzhidaotafeiyaotoupaoshenme,haibawangfugaodewuyanzhangqide,niduitaneimehao,tajiusuanyoukuzhongyebunengzheiyangduiniya。”
tayibianshuo,yibianwunaideyaozhetou。
“dantarujindoubahaizisonghuilaile,zaiduodekuzhongdouguoqule,nihaishifugeruan,batajiehuilaiba?”
tingjianliuruxuedehua,fuyanyuyipaizhuozi,shengqidezhanleqilai。
“wobazhengkexindoupengjitale,tanengyoushenmekuzhong!fuhuangdalewoershiban,wocaiqiulaiyizhengfeizhiliyingtarumen,zhaogaoquanjingtashiwodeyizhongren,wodingzhesuoyoudeyali、chaofengyeyaoyingquta,wofuchudehaibugou?”
“ketani?zaichenghunqiansanritaopao,liuxiayiduilantanzijiwo,rangwochenglequanjingchengdexiaobing,dangnianqiworubilv,rujinxianghuilaile,jiudaochuxuanchuanwoyouhaizi,haiguyiranghaizipianwo,shuotadelezhongbing,batoumoshengxiadehaizisonglaiwangfu,shuazheixiexiaobaxi,haixiangwoqujieta?”
“taxiangdoubiexiang!zhiqiantanadaolefangnushujiupaole,xianzaihaixiangpianwo,zhendangwoshiruanshizi?wozhihuibatazhuahuilai,guanqilai!”
liuruxuezuijiaobuyouzizhudeyangqiyimodeyidexiao。
ketingdaozuihouyijuhua,tadexiaoronghuranjiangzhule。
tagangyaoshuoshenme,fuyanyubiancetoukanta。
“nifangxin,wozhishixiangjiaoxunjiaoxunxuyinglian,womendechengqinhaishizhaochangde。”
liuruxuelianseyouxiebuhao,quehaishichechuleyimoxiaorong,“woxiangxinni。”
zheishi,sihoujiangjiangdexiarenhuangzhangdepaoleguolai,“wangye,buhaola,xiaoshaoyechilexiayihou,huxikunnanyunjuele!”
儿子吃虾过敏!
wotingjianxiarendebinggaohou,yejidezaikongzhongtuantuanzhuan。
jiangjiangshizhidaotachixiaguominde,tadongshi,yebuhuixiangqitahaizineibanchanzuitanchi,rujinzenmeturanjiuchilexia?
woxinliyougebuhaodecaice。
erzibuhuishiyinweixiangyaojianwo,zheicaiguyichixiadeba。
wodeshajiangjiang,wangfushiyoufuyide,tahekuweinanziji。
wodeyanjiaoshenchusisiyanlei。
fuyanyuwenyan,dunshishensejinzhang,“kuaijiaofuyiqujixiaoshaoyekanbing!”
“keshifuyijinrihuijiashengqin,buzaifunei。”xiarennuonuodadao。
“feiwu!beima,songyiguan!”fuyanyujidekuaibuchumen,baoqihaizijiushanglema。
jiantarucijiaoji,wozhongyusonglekouqi,yanleiluoxia。
woxihuanderen,zongshixinxiongkuanguangde,zongshimawohenwo,quezenmeyebuhuiqifuwodehaizi。
woxianggenguoqukankan,turanjiantianxuandizhuan。
woyishunjianbeilahuiletinei。
juliedetengtongchongjizhewodetounao。
woxiangyaozhengyan,quewunengweili,zhinengtingzheshenbiandafudehua。
“shifu,xuguniangbingdehaoyanzhonga,tahaiyoujiuma?”
“ai,zhishengyikouqile,wozhinengjinlijiuta,zhiyunengbunengjiuhuilai,dekanmingle。”
zheishi,fuyanyubaozhehaizilaile,guanjiajiangbasuoyoudedafudouhuanguolaijijiangjiangkanbing。
jiulianjiwoyizhidedafu,yebeiqiangxingzhualeguolai,zhishengyaotongjiwodiaoming。
jigedafubalebaerzideyan,youkanlekanshenshangdehongzhen,nachulezhen,zhiduanduanjixiabianrangjiangjianglianshangdehongzhongtunqu。
laodafudao:“wangye,xiaoshaoyezhishichifawuguomin,huiquhouhaohaoxiuxijiuhaole。”
qiaojianerziyouyouzhuanxing,fuyanyuzheicaisonglekouqi,lvedaidanxindezebei。
“bunengchixia,nizijibuzhidao?”
tasuijiqingtanleyikouqi,yaoleyaotou。
“bale,woyouzenmenengguaini,nicaijisui,yaoguaijiuguaixuyinglian,daizhenitoupao,rangnilianhaiweidouweicengchiguo。”
“niniangrangnishouzheimeduoweiqu,dengwozhuadaota,yidingrangtaqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”
fuyanyudeyaoyaqiechiwodoubucengtingjian,yinweiwozhenganjingdetangzailingyicedengsi。
zaiwochedishiquyishiqian,tingjianerbianchuanlaijudajinghusheng。
“sirenle!sirenle!”
shouzaiwoshenbiandexiaoyaotong,jijimangmangpaodaolefuyanyumianqianzhaolaodafu。
“shifu,xuguniangfangcaiyanqile——”