wotuozhepibeideshenqudakaijiamen。
kaifangshidechufangli，jiyuechuanzhedajitongkuannvpuzhuang，qiaojianwodeyichanei，shenhoudebatiaoweibabianruyanhuazhanfang。
tameiyanrusi：“zhuren，huanyinghuijia。jintianyoushiaizhurenxiangnianzhurendeyitian～”
……
1
shijian：20✘2nian8yue4ri13：13
didian：didouguomaodashadingceng
yishunjianbaitianbianchengleheiye，tiankongzhongwuyunmibu，tiankongbianchenglehanjiandelvse，shashileidianshanguo。
wotaishoubulegebileiduoyuzhen，yishoulaobinggunyishouqiazhexiangluopanyouxiangmiaobiaodedongxizhunbeidaojishi。
wojiaolingshu，didoudongwuyuanwaiqinbufubuzhang。
sha，nishuowomenshibushifuzeshoumaoyunmao？
nonono！womenzheigebumenzhifuzechuwaiqinqushouneixiehuolejiqianniandedongwu，dangrantamenhaiyougexiangliangdemingzi“yao”。
woyaoleyikoulaobinggun，gantanshenghuobuyi，chulewozheigedaomeidansheijiafubuzhangjibiedezaizheidaxiatianzhengzhongwudepaowaiqin？
“10、9、8、7……”
wodaojishihaimeishuwan，turantiankongzhongpixiayidaojuxingshandian，yizhitizhangshimishenhoubatiaoxuebaidaweibahuiwudedahulibansuishandianchuxianzaiwomianqian。
wobinggunyishuaizaikongzhonghuaweijifen，chenqibubeishanxianguoqujiangxianzhishouhuankouzaitadezhuazishang。
tahaimeilaidejifanyingzhinengshiliditandaozaidi，huaweirenshen。
tazhangfajixi，qiaotunzhaiyao，yishenjifushengxue，yitiaoweibaqiaoqilaidangzhuxiaoxiaohu，tataiqitou，yilianchunqingwugu，yishuanghuliyanweiweifanzhehong，meiyanrusi。
hunshenshangxiaxiezhesigezi“nansepusa”。
woxinxudechuizhekoushaotaitouwangtian，nanwuamituofo，kongjishise，sejishikong。
wopingfuxinqinghou，dakaiweixinfaleduanyuyin：「wei，laoliu，nizheipoyiqibuzhun，takuailezhengzhengliumiao！liumiao！！hewoyidatiao！wobinggundoumeilaidejikenwan，nipeiwo200jingshensunshifei，zhijiehongbaojiwo。」
wohuishouzhaolejianpaozizaitashenshang，dakairuanjianpailegezhaokaishitianbaogaodan。
shijian：20✘3nian5yue14ri13：14
didian：didouguomaodashadingceng
kongzhibingjiluyimingdayao。
性别：
diyixiangwojiuyouyuleyixia。
男or公or雄性？
算了不重要下一个。
姓名：
wodunxiashen，kanzhepazaidishangdezhangfameinanwen：“hai，xiongdi，nijiaoshenme？”
duishangyan，tayanzhongyouxingfen？xiyue？aiyuan？shangxin？
这可把我给整懵了。
takaikouyuqiweiquyouyouyuan，huliyanpushan：“zhuren，ninbujidejiyuelema？”
啊哈？
主人？霁月？
zhanzaiyuandidesanmiao，wohuigulewo25nianderensheng。
zaiwoqijinweizhiderenshengzhongyinggaimeiyouzheiyangxiangyandeyichua。suiranwodouyinbzhankuaishouxiaohongshuweiboshouyeshipindoushinanpusa，kanxiaoshuozuiaiguanghuashi，kewohaishigechunjiewuxiadehaogunianga！
woqingkeleyishengdengdaleyanjing：“ni，nibuyaoluanshuoa，wokeshigezunjishoufahaogongmin，wokemeiyougenrenwanguoshenmezhuanuazheiyitaoa，bieluanshuoa。”
“shi，zhuren。”xiaohulidixiatou，weiqubaba。
woyibazuanqilexiaohuli，shouzhizaitajiebaidesuogushangliuxialenongmozhongcaiyousesedezhihen。
“xingle，genwozouba，huidongwuyuan。”
“haodezhuren。”xiaohulidebatiaoweibazaikongzhonghuiwuyaobai，gengebijiayangdeergouziyiyang。
woyouqingkeleyisheng：“ninengjiangweibashouqilaima？”
tabaozheweibayilianwugu：“zhurenbushizuixihuanwodeweibalema？wodeweibakeyijizhurennaoyangyangya～”
wojiannandeyikaileyan，suiranwozhendehaoxiangbaozhekuangxiyikoua。
嘶哈，不行啦。
worentonghanleijichudianzimuyuwanjiujinrifengongde。
2
“shenme？！tayaozhuwojia？”wokanzhebuzhangyilianbukezhixin。
“a，neigexiaoshua，nibuyaojidongdeha，zheigeyeshimeiyoubanfadeshila。xianzaizanmendongwuyuanyijingmanyuanle，meiyoulongshele，nijiabushiyibaibashipingdema？jialibujiuniyigerenzhudema？neijiurangtaxiangennizhuyizhudela。”buzhangduanqiyibeichamanyouyoudeduiwoshuo。
“buzhang，wogentagunanguanvgongchuyishi？”wodengdayanjing，buzhangmeishamaobingba？
“taxianzaiyouyongbuleyaoli，shanghaibulenidela。”
“erqiexiangshizheiyangdedayaobataguanzaidongwuyuanlidangchengputongdongwurangyoukecanguanzheiyangyebuhaodela，zheizhongbatiaoweibadoukuaixiuchengjiuweidehuli，womenshikeyihaohaopeiyang，zuoweihoubeiyaocaidela，jiuxiangyizudejueyuneiyang。”
“shuoqilai，jueyuyeshinidaihuilaideyao，xianzaibushinishouxiadedeliganjiangma？yaoshiduojige，nahaiyongdezhenidazhongwuchuwaiqina。nishuoshibushidela。”buzhangduizhewodongzhiyiqingxiaozhiyili，neikeludantouyuefadeyouguangfaliang。
budebushuo，wo，xindongle。
“jiyueshibuhuishanghaizhurende～erqiejiyuehennengganhuibangzhurenxiyizuofanzuohenduohenduodeshiqing，zhurenjiudaijiyuehuijiaba～”tazhangzhangdejieyuhushanhushan，xiangzhixiaogouyiyangjijinwodehuaili。
zheiyangyizhanglianturancoujin，jiwodexinzanglailezhongzhongyiji。
wobingchizhezuihoudelizhijiangtatuikai。
wokanxiangbuzhang：“buzhang，wopakongzhibuzhu。”
“xiaoshu，nishiwomenbumenzuilihaidejingying，niyaoxiangxinnizijidela。”
“不，我不相信。”
wobuxiangxinmeitianmianduizheiyangyizhihulijing，wonengbachidezhuwozijia！！！！
zheiyangyizhitianzhenwuxiedexiaohuliluozaiwozheizhonghuainvrenshouli，shihuibeikendeliangutouzhadoubushengdeya！
buzhangzhongzhongdepailewodejian：“bu，xiangxinniziji，daoshihouworangcaiwuneibianbatadezhusufeijinijieyixia，wuxingjijiudiantaofangbiaozhunyiwan，xiananyigeyuejie。”
“嗯？？？？”
woturanjuede，wohaoxiangyouxingle。
3
“zheijiushizhurenzairenjiandezhuchuma？”xiaohuligenzhewojinmenyilianhaoqi。
“ke，suibianzuoa，youdianluanha，biejieyi。”wokanzhexuliyafengdeketingbuzizaidikeleyisheng，zheisheinengxiangdao，wolinshichugewaiqin，hainengdaigerenabu，daigeyaohuilaini。
“meiguanxide，jiyuezuihuidasaole。”
woshoushidongxideshouyidun：“zhendema？zheibutaihaoba？”
zheizhendehenyouren，yizhibatiaoweibadehuyaobangwodasaofangjianei。
wonaohaililikenaobuchuletachuannvpuzhuangdehuangsefeiliao，wodemaye，jinrifengongdeyoujianle。
“jiyuemashangjiuhao。”xiaohuliyilianrenzhen，likedongshou。
woyangleyangmeimaobirangkai，suishoucongbingxianglinachuyiguanyinliaodakaikaozheliaolitaikanzhexianhuidexiaohuli。
zhaitunxiyao，enaduojiao。
zheishencai，**nvpuzhuang，zhendekexilea。
“zhurenxiangrangjiyuechuanshenmedoukeyi。”tabuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxianzailewomianqian，yilianxiudada。
wocaiyishidaowojingranbaxiangdedoushuolechulai。
“zhei……buhaoba？”wodelizhizuoyouyaobai，xiangjileneibajidafengxiadeqiangtoucao。
“zhiyaozhurenkaixin，jiyuezuoshenmedoukeyi。”jiyuexiudadadicoudaolewomianqian，qiaotingdebiliangxiaoqiaodechun。
“beiwochidiaoyekeyima？”woguishishenchadiwenleyijule，xindilideemozaijiaoxiao。
wozheihedeshishayinliaoa，zenmehaiyueheyueke，hedewotouyunyanhuahunshenfatangni？
worenbuzhutianletianchun，jiejiedexiaole。
zheimehaokandexiaohulibubeibaochaozhendekexile。
tadejifubai，yonghongsededuandailaishufuzhuyinggaihuiliuxiahenjiba？xiaohuhushangkeyiyongzhenzhulaizhuangshi，xiaoyingtaoshangruguodianzhuishanghongbaoshi，zaitushangmoduomoduodenaiyou，xiaochujuruguobingzhenyixia……
woyoumeirenzhutianletianchun，neijueduishijizhidemeiwei。
jiyuedeshenquyizhan，shenqingjiujie，zuihoutaxiangshixiadinglejuexin，xianjiyibanjiangzuicuiruoyouxianxidebojingchaowolulechulai：“zhurenjiangjiyuechileyehao，zheiyangjiyuejiukeyiyongyuanhezaiyiqi，zaiyebuhuifenkaile。”
tadinanzhe，sangyinzhongdaizhepianzhihebingjiao。
buguocikewodelizhiyijingbeishaowanle，zheisongshangmenlaidemeishi，wonengbujujuema？
wojiangtajiudaolemianqian，tashenshangdeneijianpaozishunjianzaiwodeshouxiahuachenglepobu。
“xiaohuli，zheikeshinizijishuodeyo~”
wodenaodaiyunyunhuhude，danyinyuenengkanjianxiaohulijinbideshuangyan，shenquweiweizhandou，xiangshihaipa。
害怕？
nanbuchenghaishiyizhiyuanzhuangweichaifengdexiaohulijing？
woheiheiyixiaogengjiaxingfenzhibenxiaoyingtao。
“ying~”xiaohulixiangshibeiwoyaoteng，fachuleyingningsheng。
woquanshendexueyedouzaifeitengfanyong，zheisheinengdingdezhua，sheinengjujueyizhihuiyingyingyingdexiaohuli。
纣王体验卡啊！
“zhuren，ninshuodechi，shizheiyangchima？”taxiangshiconghaipazhizhonghuanguoshenlai，muguangroushunqianjiaobaimei。
“dangranbuzhile。”wofachujiejiedexiao。
“wohaiyaozheiyang。”wodeshouyanzhetadexiaofuwangxia。
tadeshentiyijiang，jieyuluanzhan，jifuhongdefatang。
“aiya，xiaohulizheishizenmeleya？shibushifashaoleya，rangzhurentinihaohaojianchajianchaba！”