第五章
我考虑个屁！
dengjiangjianzoule，wozhijiejiaoleshangmenfuwu，jiangtadedongxidabaofangzailemenkou，bingjitafaleduanxin，xiantasantianzhineidaizou。
fouzedehua，xiaoquwuyejiuhuijiangtasuoyoudedongxirengjinlajitong。
jiangjianzheicaiyishidao，woshizhendeyaogentafenshou！
‘peiying，nibunengzheiyangduiwohewomendehaizi！tameiyouchusheng，haimeiyoujianguozheigeshijie，nirenxinma？！’
wohuidao：‘woyoushenmeburenxinde？yuqirangtabeinikoukousousoudiyangzhe，buruwojizijideweilaidehaizi，zhaoyigedafangyidiandedie！’
‘shuolaishuoqu，nihaibushiweileqian？nizheigebaijindenvren！woyiqianzenmeconglaimeiyoufaxiannizheimebaijin？！’
guangshikanzhewenzi，wodounengxiangxiangdedaojiangjianzaishoujiqiandezhengningmianrongle。
woxiaole，shuashuahuileduanxin。
‘baijin？zijikoumen，jiushuobierenbaijin，zhenshihaoxiao！’
‘zhiyoumeibenshidenanren，caihuishuonvrenbaijin！youqiandenanren，babudenvrendouaiqian，youcaidenanren，babudenvrenaicai，youquandenanren，babudenvrenaiqian！’
‘zhiyounizheizhongshenmedoumeiyoudenanren，caihuijuedenvrenjiushituqian，caibugennizaiyiqide！’
‘youshishaozhaobierendeyuanyin，duocongzijishenshangzhaozhaowentideguanjiansuozai，ok？’
wofawanzheiyichuan，zhijiejiujiangjiangjianpingbile。
zhouyi，wozhaochangqugongsishangban。
tongshishashacouleguolai：“neitiannihuijiazhihou，ninanpengyouyoumeiyoujinizhunbeizuanjiea？”
wolengxiaoyisheng：“zhunbeigepidezuanjie！”
“yo？zheishifashengleshenmeshia？genjieshuoshuo，shuobudingjiehainengbangshangmangni！”
wojiangneitianfashengdeshiqing，genshashazizixixidishuoleyibian。
shashadunshiqibudayichulai：“xianzaizenmehaiyouzheiyangkoumendenanrena？！nigentafenshoumeiyou？zheizhongnanrenbufenhailiuzheguonianma？！”
wodianlediantou：“dangranfenshoule！wonanengshouzheigeniaoqi？”
“fendehao！xiacijuxingdanshenpaiduideshihou，wozaijiaonichulai，womenyiqihaohaohappyhappy！bieguanneixiegounanrenzenmexiangde！”
“好。”
zhengshuohuajian，qiantaichuanlaileyixiedongjing。
youtongshijicongcongpaojinlai：“peiying，qiantaiyougeayizhaoni！”
阿姨？
wokeburenshishenmeayi！
难不成是我妈？
kewomahewoba，bushizaiwaiguoyanglaoma？
tamendouyijinghaojinianmeihuiguojiale，zenmeturanhuilaile？
daizhehuyidetaidu，wolaidaoleqiantai。
quefaxianlairenshiyigewocongweijianguodeayi。
duifangkanqilaiyuemowushisuishangxia，lianshangzhangmanlezhouwenhebandian，shuangshouyeshicaodebuxiangyangzi。
zaikantadechuanzhe，zenmekanyebuxiangshijingchengbendiren，daoxiangshicongxiangxialaide。
wobingfeiduixiangxiarenyousuoqishi，zhishiwofanbiannaohaizhongdejiyi，yemeiyouzhaochurenheyigeren，nenggenyanqiandezheigeayiduishanghaolai！
wochuyulimao，haoshenghaoqidiwendao：“buzhizheiweiayi，ninzhaowoyoushenmeshi？worenshininma？”
duifangkanlewoyiyan，biankaishiyongzhibaideyanshen，shangxiadaliangzhewodechuanzhe。
takanleyoukan，daozuihouhaifanlelianggebaiyan。
wojuedemomingqimiao，wogenbenburenshiyanqiandezheigeayi，taweishenmeyongzheiyangdeyanshenkanzhewo？
难道对方认识我？
wozixidisousuozhezijidenaohai，quexinzijiyagenburenshiyanqianzheiyihaoren。
duifangzhongyukaikoule：“niyigenvhaizijiajia，chuanchengzheiyang，xiangshenmeyangzi？！shangfengbaisu！buyaolian！”