jiangnanshixiao：“ma，qishibunande。”
jiangnanbayaoshandezuofazixidigenzhoumushuole，zhoumuyibianting，yibianbuzhudidiantou，shibushihaiyouxueliangdeguangmangcongyanjinglitoushanguo。
zhouyajiazhuangzhanzaiyibianshoushizhuozi，tongyangshuzheerduozaizixiditing。
zuoyaoshansuoxuyaodecailiaobunanzhao，jiushizhengzhudeshihoufeichangjiangjiu，jiangnanzhangkoujiunengbaqizhongdemendaoshuoqingchu，zheijueduibushiyigezhucaidounengzhachufangderenkeyihuzhouchulaide。
zhouxunjianshiguang，ziranzhidaozheiyaoshanpeifangruguonadaodachengshilitouqu，kendingnengyinfayibozhuipengrechao。
zhouyanjiuzaishiguangbojugongzuo，jiechudedarenwubushao，gengmingbaizheiyaoshandezhenguizhichu。
jiangnanquehaobuyouyudijiubapeifanghexijiedoudafangdijichulaile。
zhoujiarenxinxudouhenfuza，zhiyoushenmedoubudongdexiaoqiu，haizaiweizhejiangnanshuo“shenshenzhenbang”。
yinweizheigechaqu，dajiafangcaizaicungongsuoshoudeqidouchabuduopaodaonaohoule。
haishizhouya，zaijiangnanzhunbeituizhouxunhuifangjianxiuxideshihou，nieruzhelanzhuleliangren。
zhouxuntaiyankanta：“zenmele？”
zhouyaliangshoucuozhekufeng，kanshangquyouxiejinzhang：“ge，woyouhuaxiangwenjiangnan。”
“……niwenba，”zhouxunzijicaokongzhelunyiwangfangjianliqule，“woqushuiyihuier。”
shoushanghouzhouxundeshentidaburuqian，chuquewufaxingdongdetui，tadejingshenyeshishigandaopibei。
zheijitianyinweijiangnandeshiqing，zhouxundoumeishuishangjigehaojue，jintianyoushichushoudapaoshenyishanzhuang，youshibeichenglijunheqinjiaqidebuqing，zheihuierqueshishikunfale。
talejiezhouya，kantabiaoqingjiuzhidaotaxinlidazhixiangshenme，wufeijiushikaishimanmanrenkejiangnanle。
qishihezhishizhouyani，jiuliantaziji，zaijieerliansandijianzhenglejiangnandebenshiyihou，neiyuanbensishuiyibandexinhu，yejianjianfanqilecengcenglianyi。
jiangnanduizhouyahaiyouxinliyinying，fangbeidikanzheta：“niyoushashierme？”
“woyouhuawenni……”zhouyaxianchuleyixiejucubuan，“nizhiqianshuo……nengzhihaowogedetui，shizhendeme？”
jiangnanyizheng，suijixiaolechulai：“buguangshitui，haiyoulian。”
“zhende？！”zhouyashengyindoudale，“wogenengzaizhanqilai？lian、lianyenenghao？niyoujichengbawo？”
jiangnanzhidaodanfanzijicishijichuyigemolengliangkededafu，zhouyadouhuishiwangtouding。
taxianzaijihushizhoujiarenjinshengdeneigenjiumingdaocaole。
jiangnandiantou：“zhiyaoyaodaowei，shicheng。”
zhouyashenxiyikouqi：“niyaoshenmeyao，womenzhoujiajiusuanqingjiadangchanyejinizhaochulai！”
jiangnanpuchiyixiao：“yaozheizhongdongxibushikaoqianjiunengmaidaode——yaodelaiyuanwodazhixinliyoushu，nimenbuyongdanxin，jiushi——”
“jiushisha？”zhouyajinzhangjile。
“woxuyaoyigeyonglaiaoyaozhiyaodexiaofangjian，buzhidaowomenjiahaiyoumeiyoukongwuzi……”
“you！”zhoumubizhouyahaiyaoji，“worangayanbachufangbiandexiaochuwujianzhenglichulai，nikankanhaixuyaoshenme。”
jiangnansisuolehuier，yaotou：“zanshijiuzheixie，yaoluzizhileidewohuizijizhunbei。”
“haohaohao！”zhoumuyanlisihuyouleiguang，tawozhulejiangnandeshou，“yihou——xiaoxunjiujiaojinile。”
jiangnanjiezhulezhoumuchenzhongdezhutuo，xinlixiangdequeshijinzaocaiganggangqianxiadebannianqixianzhiyue。
bannian，zugoutazhihaozhouxunle，zhishibuzhidaogoubugoutadajinzhouxundexinfang。
zhengzaizhoujiazhongrenmangderehuochaotianshi，julizhoujiaxiangbuzulianggonglidexiangdaoshang，yiliangjipuchecaizhegungunnishadianboerlai。
cheshangchulesijiyiwai，haizuolesangeren。
fujiashangdezhongniannanzizuijiaobianzhanglekedaheizhi，shuohuashineikeheizhisihuyezaitiaodong：“laosilinga，zheizhoujiaxiangwoshijinianqianlaiguo，neihuierzheilikeshizhenqiong，jialinanwawaguangzhe**daochupao，nvwawameiyifuchuan，jiuzuanbeiwolizhengtianbuqilai。”
“woxiaode，woxiaodeli。”houzuodeyimingnianzhangzhetoufaliangbinquanshibaide，etoushanghaiyouyidaowanqudebahen，danyinweilaozhedexiaoronghenqinqie，bianbuxiandezhengningle。
“sushizhangwogennijiang，wodangnianjialiyeqiongdedingdangxiang，jixiongdizhiyouyitaoyifu，dajialunliuzhechuan，xiaodibupaxiu，guangzhe**mancunzizuan，woneishihoukecongming，naleyutouyeqianhouyizhejiupaochuqu，jieguowanzhewanzheneiliyangdebuxinge——”
“hahahahahahaha。”
jipucheliyinweilaosilingdewangshierbaofachuyichuanhuanledexiaosheng。
neiheizhishizhangsihuhengantongshenshou，leihuadouxiaochulaile：“laosilinga，ninhaisuanhaode，wodangnianconggancaoduilichelejigenyikunzha，jieguopashudeshihougouzhule——”
“hahahahahahahaha！”
yiluxiaoshengli，jipucheyijinghuanhuanshirulezhoujiaxiang。
cuntoujiushigongxiaoshe，qinjianverqiaojianle，ganmangliaoxiashoutoudeshi，chaoxiaoluwangjialipao。
tongyangfaxianlejipucheyixingde，haiyoudaduizhanganzaicuntoudeyanxian，tazhangdegengeshouhouside，paoqilaiyegenhousidefeikuai，meiyihuierjiuchuxianzaileshengchanduibangongshi。
“da、da、daduizhang……”shouhouchongjinlaideshitouchadianmeichazhu，fuzhezhuozimengchuanqi，“lao、laosilingdeche——chejincunle！”
“sha！”chenglijunkuangyixiazhanqilai，zhuozishangdetangcibeidouyinweitadedongzuotaidaershuaifanle，“bushishuowanshangcaidaome？zatiqianle？nimeikancuo？”
“bukenengkancuo，qinjiadayuerdoupaohuijiaqutongzhile！”
“neikendingjiabule，”fuduizhangzhizhidishangdepaileyixing，dagaiershilaigejidan，“neizheihainaquzhoujiame？”
“aiyadouzheishihoule，sheihaiquguanneigecan——neigelaozhoujia，”chenglijunjinjigaikou，“womenxianzaiganmangguoqujielaosiling！”
fuduizhanghaiyoudianchou：“neiwanyizhoujiarennaoqilainaodaolaosilingmianqianquzazheng？”
“woyougezhuyi，”neipaolaibaoxinerdeshouhoushentaijishijianzha，zaineiyangyifujianzuihousaidezunrongxiagengxiandeweisuole，“womendaihuierbieqiaozhongtongzhixianglile，zhijiedailaosilingwanglaoqinjiafangxiangzou，zhoujiaheqinjiawanquanlianggedaoer，zanbudailu，laosilingyoubukenengzijizhaodaozhoujiaqu。”
zhaolishuo，laosilinglaiweiwendiaoyan，shengchanduishiyinggaitongzhisuoyouxiangminjizhong，haoranglaosilingfangbianwenhuade。
shouhouzheitiyifangzaizhiqiankendingyaoaixun。
kerujinchenglijunqueweilebikaizhouxun，cainaleshouhoudebanfa。
——buguo，laotianbingbusuitayuan。