第1章
“shen**nidejianchajieguochulaile，shiweiaiwanqi......”
shenyuniankanzheyanqiandejianchadanyizhenhuanghu，zaitashengrizheitian，taquezhendeweiaile，huobuzhangle。
“shen**niyigerenlaidema？”yishengkanxiangtadeyanshenchongmanlianmin，“nidebingqingyanzhong，dejinkuaitongzhijiashu。wokanziliaoshangxiezheniyihun，nidezhangfuzenmemeipeiniyiqilai？”
shenyunianditoukuxiao，kanzheshoujiliyigeyouyigemeiyoudatongdedianhua，mouguangandan。
haoburongyidengpeisiyunyoushijian，dayingpeitayiqilaiyiyuan，kexianzaibujinxiaoxibuhui，dianhuayedabutong。
taqiangrenzhexindidekuse，qingshengdao：“tayinggaishizaimang，yishizoubukai。”
【jiuminga！shenyuniankezhensha，daoxianzailehaiyiweipeisiyunneigezhananzaimangni！】
【zezeze，peisiyunqueshizaimang，zhibuguoshimangzhepeinidehaomeimeiyexizaicantingguoshengrini！】
yanqianturanpiaoguoyixingxingjinsewenzi，shenyunianlengzhu。
【dielegegen，peisiyunneigegounanrenbujinzijipeizheyexiguoshengri，haidaizheshenyunianshiyuehuaitai，xianxienanchanshengchulaidenveryiqijiyexiguoshengri！】
【kebietineigexiaobaiyanlangle，zaipeisiyunneigegoudongxideyingxiangxia，peisuihuanyezhiqinjinyexi，zaiyihoudezhishenyunianaizhengwanqihou，haipanzheshenyunianzaodiansi，haorangyexilaidangtademama！】
【haiyoushenyuniandelianggegege，mingmingzhidaoyexiheshenyunianshitongyitianshengri，danduishenyunianbuwenbuwen，zhipeizheyexiguoshengri！】
【keliandenvzhu，zaitaquezhenweiaizhengwanqideshihou，tadezhangfu，nver，gegemendouzaikaikaixinxinpeizheyexiguoshengri，meirenzaiyitadesihuo！】
kanzhezheiyixingxingdejinseziti，shenyunianzhijuedehunshenfahan，yikexinruzhuibingjiao。
tabuxiangxiangxin，keruobuxiangxinyouzenmejieshizheiguiyideyiqie？
shenyunianwojinzhijian，buzhibujuezhongquchequlepeisiyunchangqudecanting，jingzhendezaineilikanjianletamen。
yexibeiweizaizhongjian，peisuihuanqinnibaozheta，peisiyunmeiyanhanxiaoweitacadiaozhanzaizuijiaodedangao。
“都成小花猫了。”
ershenranzhiheshenyunzhouzeshinachuliwu，kanxiangyexideyanshenshineiyangdewenrouchongni。
“小汐生日快乐！”
tamenqilerongrong，fangfozhiyoutashijuwairen。
shenyunianyizhenhuanghu，tamenzheiyangwenrouchongnideyanshentahaojiumeiyoujianguole。
zai18suiqian，tajuedezijishishijieshangzuixingfuderen，youfumuchongai，gegemenaihu，haihetaaiderenshiqingmeizhuma，yiqizhangda。
yiqiemeihaozaita18suishengrishijiaranerzhi，shengridangtiantanaozherangfumupeitaqukanhuazhan，quezailushangchulechehuo，sijihetadefumudangchangsiwang，zhiyoutajiaoxinghuolexialai。
congci，shenranzhiheshenyunzhoujiuhenshangleta，renweiyaobushitaderenxing，fumuyebuhuichushi。
haishouyangleyinweisijiqushiwuyiwukaodeyexi，tayeyinweizizekuijiu，jiangyexishiweiqinshengmeimei，duitataoxintaofeidehao。
“zheibushiayiliuxialaidexianglianma？”yexidakaileliwu，yuqirourou，“zheiyinggaijiyunian，wobunengshou。”
“tabupei，tahaisilebama，zenmeyouliandaizheitiaoxianglian？shenyunzhoubuyiweiyidao，“xiaoxinijiushouxiaba，zheiyeshitaqiannide！”
raoshitingxiguanle，shenyuniandexinhaishihenhenyitong，yankuangshunjianfanhong。
ruoshikeyi，taningyuandangniansideshitaerbushibamatamen！
【aaa！qiantadaye！mingmingshiyexineigeduguifuqinyinweiqianzhaitaiduo，wulichanghai，yincixinliniuquguyichuchehuo，jiushixianglashangshenjiafufudangdianbei！】
【shenranzhi，shenyunzhouzheilianggechunhuo，zheimeduizijideqinmeimei，fandaoduihaisizijifumuxiongshoudenverruzhusibao，shenjiafumugujizaitianshangjidetuantuanzhuanni！】
什么？！
shenyunianhunshenfazhan，xianxiezhanlibuwen。
dangnianhaisitafumudeneichangchehuojingranshiyexifuqinshiguyiweizhide......
cantingliwenqingyijiu，peisuihuanxiaoxiaodeshenzijinjintiezheyexi，duizhetanaishengnaiqisazhejiao。
zheishiduitaconglaimeiyouguode。
“huanhuanhaoxihuanxixiyiyi，babayexihuanxixiayi，weishenmexixiayibushihuanhuandemama？”
“huanhuankeyijiaoxixiayimamama？”
“buxinge。”yexiqinnidedianlediantadebizi，“rangyunianzhidaole，tahuishengqide。”
“tayoushenmezigeshengqi？”
shenyunzhoudangjilenghengyisheng，yanlimanshishiyangaibuzhudeyane
“yaobushitazuolebuyaoliandeshiqing，peitaitaizheigeweizhinalilundedaota？”
shenranzhiyechushengle，danquebingbushiweihutadehua，“haole，jintianshixiaoxideshengri，bietita，huiqi！”
tamenzilixingjiandeyanedouyaoyichulaile。
shenyunianchuimoukuxiao，suirantahepeisiyunqingmeizhuma，yiqizhangda，danpeisiyunqueaishangleyexi。
yexijiushiyouzheiyangmoli，rangzhouweiderendouaita。
tatongkuguohouxuanzetuichu，danzaipeilaoyezideshengriyanshang，taheleyibeijiu，diertianxinglaibianhepeisiyuntangzaiyizhangchuangshang。
peisiyunpoyujiazhongdeyali，zhinengdayingquta。
zhihou，buguantazenmejieshi，danquemeirenyuanyixiangxinta，dourendingshitaweilededaopeisiyun，buzeshouduanxiayaopachuang。
ziciyihou，tabeiquanzilidesuoyourentuoqi，xiane。
eryexiquechenglezhongrenxinteng，lianxideduixiang。
【zezeze，shenyunianyongyuanyebuhuizhidao，dangchugenbenbushitaxiayaohepeisiyunshangchuangde，ershiyinweiyexibunengshengyu，yezhidaoyitadeshenfen，peijiarenbuhuitongyitajinmen，suoyishejideyiqie！】
【heiguoquanburangshenyunianbeile，eryexizemeimeihuodesuoyourendexinteng，zhenshihaosuanjia！】
kanzhezheiyixingxingdedanmu，shenyunianyuanbenjiucangbaideliansegengjiameilexuese。
弹幕还在继续。
【yaoshuozuiqirendehaishi，houmianyexigurenbangjialetaheshenyunian，guyirangpeisiyunerxuanyi。
peisiyunneigejiannanrenbuzhidaoweishenmexuanleshenyunian，yexihuaihenzaixin，beijiuchuhouzhuangchengjingheguodudaozhijingshenshichang，haijiangbangjiadeshiqingjiahuodaoshenyunianshenshang。
peisiyunheshenyunzhou、shenranzhineiliangge**weilejiyexichuqi，jiangshenyunianguanjinledixiashi，ranhoujiuquanxinquanyizhaoguqiyexi，jiangshenyunianwangdeganganjingjing！】
【shenyunianshizhendecan，dengtamenxiangqitashi，shitizaidixiashidouchoule！】
【sheishuobushia！shenyuniansile，peisiyunneigegounanrenyoukaishifafeng，riyeshouzhetadeshiti，bukenrangtaxiazang！shenranzhiheshenyunzhouyeshihouhuimoji，tongbuyusheng。】
【shenyuniansihou，tamensuoyourendoukaishiaita！】
dengtasihou，suoyourendouaita？
shenyunianxiaole，danyanliquemeiyourenhewendu。
真叫人恶心啊！