“徐姜,站住。”
“ma..........”xujiangshanshantingxiajiaobu,wangzhezuozaiketinglikanshudexujiaoshou,xipixiaoliangenzhigoutuizisidetieguoqu。
“zheimewanle,nizenmehaimeishuiya?”
“wonversantianmeihuijiale,wohaishuidezhe?”xuyunyinyangguaiqididuihuilai。
xujianggangadimolemobizi:“yehaihaola!zuijinkelibijiaomang。”
xuyunxiaolesheng:“shima?zenmewodadianhuawennimenzhuren,nimenzhurenshuonizheijitiandouanshiandianxiaban,yimiaozhongdoubuyuanyiduodai。”
“renjiawenniweishenmeandianxiaban,nihaishuodiemashengbingle,yaohuilaizhaogu?nishuoshuowogennibalianggerendaodisheishengbingle?xuyaonizheimechengtianbuhuijiazhaogude?”
xujiang:..........wangdefa!
穿帮了!
“nibushirangwoduohuadianshijianzaizijishenshangma?woshejiaoqulea!”
“neiwanshangni?zhunaer?”
“大哥家。”
xuyunbeiqizhele:“renjiaxinhunfuqi,zhengshininongwonongdeshihou,niyigejiqianwadediandengpaotiantianpaodaorenjianeiqucengchicengzhu?zenme?zijidanshengouyeburangbierenhaoguoshiba?”
扎心了。
“puyunshanneimeda,wozhujinqulerenjiayebuzhidaoa!zaishuole,wotiantianhuijiazhaomama,buzhidaoderenhaiyiweiwoshimabaonvni?xianzaixiangqinshichanglizuijihuidejiushimabaonanmabaonvle。wobudebaituozheigemingsheng。”
“shia,xianzaixiangqinshichanglihailiuxingyoucheyoufang,meidiemeiniangni!neiweileronghexiangqinshichang,nishibushihaidexiangxiangbanfaya!”
xujiangsazhejiaotiedaoxuyunshenbian:“aiya!wocuola!nibiezheiyangzuzhouziji,wohuixintengde。”
“niyaoshizhenxintengwo,jiushaorang**dianxin。
“wozhidaole,wobani?”
“yourenyuetachuqule,”xuyunnileyanxujiang:“chufangliyouzhenghaodeyanwo,quhedian。”
“nizuijinzainidageneierzhu,tingmeitingshuonidagetamenchuleshiqing?”
xujiangzhengdunzaizhengkaoxiangqianduanyanwochulai,tingdaoxuyunzheihua,xinliyidou:“meiyoua,weishenmezheimewen?”
“meishi,wokannibawanshangjiedianhuadeshihouliansebuminglang,yinyinyueyuetingdaoduifangbaolenidagedemingzi,youdiandanxin。”
xujiang:.........
不是吧!
对方找点她陆褚了。
xujiangxinliyouyihuodanshibugandangzhexuyundemianbiaoxianchulai,kuanweizheta:“wodageneimecongming,youshenmeshiertadouhuizijijiejuede,ninfangkuanxin。”
xuyungangzou,xujiangzhuantoujiujihuanongfaweixinle。
gaosuta,luchubeirenhanchuqudeshier。
yanxia,huanongzhengzuozaihuafangli,yishounazheshouji,yishouniezhekuaizi,yibianchifanyibianmanbujingxindishuazhejuzuqunlideweixinxiaoxi,xujiangdexiaoxijinlaishi,tadiyishijianjiujietufajilujinganle。
shenzhebozikanzhedixiadenanrenmeiyoutaoshoujideyisi,tabolegedianhuaguoqu,kanjiannanrenjiangshoujitaochulaishi,youguale。
bufangaitatanshiqing,younengrangtakanjianxiaoxi,yijuliangde。
meiduojiu,lujingannazheshoujihuilai,sihuzaigenluchutongdianhua,liaoliaoshuyu,busuanduo。
gualedianhuakanjianhuanonggexiakuaizinazheshoujizhengzhunbeihuixiaoxi。
“饭菜都凉了。”
“马上。”
“ganggangneirenshinipengyou?”
“算是。”
huanongelesheng,meishuoshenme。
lingyifang,xuweidaizheren,zhuidaoleyichupojiuchangfangqian,maozheyaojinquxiangyikanjiujing,haimeilaidejijinqu,jiuzaichangfangdecaopinglifaxianleshiti。
genzaitaipingjianlibutongdeshi,shenshangdeyifudoubeirenbaganjingle,zhishengxiayitiao**。
“shenmebiantai?barentuochulainandaojiushiweilebaguangtadeyifuma?”
“huibuhuishiyifuleyoushenmedongxishiwomenyikaishimeifaxiande?”fangzhoushuozhe,huilehuishourangrensixiasankaiquzhaozhao。
tagenxuweidunzaishitigenqianchakanqingkuang:“lujinganshibushidezuishenmerenle?”
“不好说。”
“shibuhaoshuohaishibuganshuo?”
xuweikanleyanfangzhou,zhidaotashizijiren,youxieshiqingyebuyongkeyiyinman:“laobanhaizaicha,danshibutaiganqueding,yinggaigenshoudouneibianyouguan。”
“nizhijiegaosuwo,shishangjiedouzhenghaishihaomendouzheng?”fangzhouzhiyanzhiyu。
xuweiyaoleyaotou:“buqingchu,xianchaba!”
youxieshiqingbushitanengzhidaode,tazhixuyaozuohaolaobanfenfudemeiyijianshiqingjiugoule。
“xianbashitidaihuiqu,zuotianwanshangwomenpailehenduoxianchangzhaopian,congzhaopiandangzhongzaiquzhaopilu。”
..........
huanonghuijuzuyijingshiliangtianzhihoudeshiqingle,daoyanyiweitahuiduoxiujitian,meixiangdaotahaizhenshianshiandianerchuxian。
“daoyanzenmeneimegaoxing?youhaoshier?”
“shuoshiyourenjinihexiaoyingdizhuanmencehualeyigezongyi。”
“什么综艺?”
“tianyuanshenghuo,danshigenshangcinimencanjiadezhibobuyiyang。”
“sheizheimehaoxinjiwomenbaibaisongshangzongyi?”
“jushuoshitouzijiededalao,jiaoqinshenme,”huazhuangshitingbaguazhitingdaoleyiban,zhuomozherenjiaoshenmedeshihou,huanongshunzuijieguotadehua:“qinzhen?”
“duiduidui,shishishi,renjiahaijinisonglelianggedaiyan。”
“daoyankeshishuole,yaobajiedangchengjixiangwuduidai。”
“说你招财。”
huanong:........
bierenbuzhidaoqinzhenshishenmeyisi,huanongqingchu,tazheimezuo,wufeijiushixiangzhaogejiekouguaigewandaoqian。
guoran,hunshangjiedemeijigebulinglongde。
“daoyanhaishuowanshangdajiayaoyiqichigefan,lianluoyixiaganqing,gujiyihuierjiuyaolaizhaojieshuole。”
“wobuquxingbuxing?”huanongzhuomozhezheishier。
xiamuyitingzheihua,youzhonghuanongyouxiangzuoyaodeganjue,nachushoujiyijingkaishizhunbeijiweishitongfengbaoxinle。
“zhei.......yexing,jiexianzaicaishizheigejudetouziren,xiangbuqujiubuqu,daoyanyebunengnanizenmeban,danshiwotingshuoneiweiqinzongshiyulebankuaidetouzijulao,ruguodaoyanyouxinxianglanigentouzirenjianmian,jianjianyebuchikui。”
huazhuangshideyifanhuashuodedetiwanzhuan,huanongtingzhe,sihuhaiyuyue,danshiyixiangdaoqinzhenzuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu,bianmeijiezhehuazhuangshidehuashuoxiaqu。
jinlepianchang,yizhidaowanshangqidianbanxiaxi,daoyancaizhaodaohuanonggenqianlai。
“wanshanggengetouzirenyiqichigefan?”
“buqu,”huanongmanyouyoudeningkaishuipinghelekoushui,muguangyouyouwangzhemudao:“jiayuanshiqinzhendaichulaideren,qinzhenzhidaodezuilewo,caiyoushisongdaiyanyoushizongyide。”