第5章 我们离婚吧

dadingzhuyi,qinjiuzhouzhengyaohuibaoxiang。

yizhuantou,jiukandaowangxuzhengdengzheyanjing,yilianjinghaidikanzhezheili。

qinjiuzhouchaotazhaolezhaoshou。

wangxusuirantuiduzizaifengkuangdedazhuan,danhaishilaoshizouleguolai。

meidengqinjiuzhoushuohua,tajiukusangzhelianhandao:“baba,zhiqianshiwoyouyanbushitaishan,nindarenbujixiaorenguo,bawodanggepifangleba!”

wangxuzheimebuyaolian,rangqinjiuzhoushifenwuyu。

tabailebaishou,bunaifandao:“gunba,jizhule,gangcaikandaodedoujiwolanzaiduzili,fouze……”

wangxujimangdiantou,ranhouhuangbuzeludepaole。

qinjiuzhourangwangxubaomi,shibuxiangrangyejiarenzhidaotadeshenfen,bijingzheibangrendedexingtaketaiqingchule。

yaoleyaotou,buzaixiangzheishi。

zoujinbaoxiang,jiutingjianyeziyunzaixiluoyeyuyao。

talenglengyixiao,zheinvrenzhennengchoudese,dengguojitianlupingbadongxiyaohuiqu,kunidouzhaobuzhediao!

“niqunale?”yeyuyaozhoumeiwendao。

qinjiuzhousuikoushuodao:“qucesuole。”

“hahahaha……qucesuo?nihaizhenhuijizijizhaojiekou。”

叶梓韵捂嘴大笑。

“nishikansujiajiwosongliwu,xinlinanshouba?bijingsujiashizaitaiyouqianle,zheizhongchengdudeliwu,shinizheizhongdiaosiyongyuandoubuganxiangxiangde。”

qinjiuzhouxiawugenyeyuyaoqiuhundeshi,yeziyunyizhihuaihenzaixin,xianzaisujiadangzhongjizijisongli,takesuanshizhaodaolebaochoudejihui。

“woxianzaiyezhongyumingbaile,xiawuneixiedachangmianyuanlaidoushisujiajiwozhunbeide,yebuzhidaonigangcongjianyuchulainalidatingdaodexiaoxi,zhuangbizhuangdehaitingxiangde,haiyiweinichengleshenmerenwu,chadianbeinijipianguoqule。”

qinjiuzhoudouwuyule:“nijiuzheimekending?zheixieliwushisongnide?”

“bushisongjiziyunde,nandaohaishisongnide?renjiadouzhimingdaoxingshuole,nishilongma?zheidoutingbujian!”

yejialaosannule,nverbeiyanjingsujiashaoyekanshang,zheikebataniubihuaile,kandaoqinjiuzhoujingranganzhiyi,zheinanengren?

qinjiuzhoushuodao:“woquannimenhaishibiedongzheixiedongxi,fouzedaoshihoubanimenmailedoupeibuqi。”

yeziyunmanlianbiyi:“woxianzaizhongyuzhidao,shenmejiaochibudaoputaoshuoputaosuanle!zhuibudaobenxiaojie,jiuchuyanzuzhouwo,nizhenrangrenexin!”

laotaitaitingjianzheihua,haoqiwendao:“zhuibudaoni,zheishishenmeyisi?”

yeziyunzhizheqinjiuzhoudao:“zheigefeiwu,shibeiwoshuaidiaodeershouhuo,ranhouyeyuyaobatajieshoule。”

zhongrenwenyan,zaicipenfanbandedaxiaoqilai。

“yuanlaiyuyaohaixihuanshoupolana,gentadiedeaihaochuqidexiangsima!yigelaogaifan,yigeshoupolande,juepeijuepei!”

“haishiziyunyouchuxia,renshidenanhaiziyigebiyigeyouxiu。yeyuyaogentabiqilai,paimadouganbushang!”

yeyuyaoyankuanggenghong,xinlibuzhidaoshishenmeziwei,zijiyijiabenlaijiubeiyejiapaiji,congjinyihou,zhipagengmeiyouhaoriziguole。

xiangdaozhei,yeyuyaochelecheqinjiuzhoudexiuzi,zhuanshentaoyesidelikaibaoxiang。

qinjiuzhoudengleyejiazhongrenyiyan,henxiangzhaorenbazheiqunbieduzirengdaoyouguolizhayixia,danshiyeyuyaozoule,tadeganjinquzhuia。

“laopo,biegentamenyibanjianshi,laogonghuibangnichuqide。”

“呸!什么东西!”

dabobaozhechaopiao,chongzheqinjiuzhoudebeiyingbuxiedepeidao。

shuowan,taxiangqileshenme,taohaodekanxiangyeziyundao:“ziyunzhinv,nishenmeshihoubasujiashaoyeqingdaoyejia,yerangdajiadourenshiyixiaa!”

laotaitaiyeshixiaohehedao:“shiaziyun,sujiasonglewomenjiayifenzheimezhongdeli,yuqingyuli,womendougaibiaoshiyixia!”

“nimingtianjiubasushaoqinglai,womenyaodabaiyanxi,yongzuigaoguigejiedaiwomenjiazheiweisunnvxu!”

xianzaiquanjiaderendouyaobajieziji,yeziyunshiyiliandechunfengdeyi,paizhexiongfudao:“hao,wozheijiuqulianxisushao!”

jiuzaizheishi,shumuturankandaoyefutoutoushenshoumozheneiyiduichaopiao,dunshijiuchezhesangzijiaoleqilai。

“aiaiai,gunyibianqu!zheishisujiasongjiwomenjiaziyunde!bieluanmo!”

yefulianyouxieguabuzhu:“wozheibushiyeweiziyunzhinvgaoxingma?”

shumuchixiaodao:“ladaoba,wokannijiushixiangtou!zenmeyang?xianmuleba?jiduleba?”

dabomugenqiangdao:“meibanfa,sheijiaolaoerjianverbuzhengqini,jingranzhaolegelaogaifanlingzheng,zheikebudemoyimoguoguoshouyinma?zheimeduoqian,tazheihoubanbeizipashidoumeijihuijiandaole!”

yefuyemumeilianzaizaizheidaixiaqule,benlaizhangzhenveryaojiajichaiqianhu,tamenjintianguolaihaixiangxuanyaoyixia,jieguoni,nvxucongchaiqianhubianchenglelaogaifan!

fanguanlaosanjia,nverbeiyanjingdiyihaomensujiakanshangle,haishoudaolejiazhishangyidehaoli,jiuyitamenjiazaizhenggeyejiadediwei,buyongxiangyezhidaozheixiedongximeitamendefen!

meiyouduibijiumeiyoushanghaia!liangrenjidudeyanjingdouhongle!

“zou!huijia!”yefuqijibaihuaideduiyemuhouleyiju,zhuanshenshuaimenerqu。

“erdibiejizhezoua,biewanglemingtianlaiyejiayingjiesudashaoa!”

dabomuxiaodeyanleidouchulaile,haibuwangzaibuyidao。

baoxiangneiyipianhuanshengxiaoyu,zhongrenshenzhiyijingkaishihuanxiang,fadazhihougaimainaliangchenadongfangle。

……

回到家里。

yeyuyaodexinlihaishiyouxiefadu,yangfuyangmusuiranshinazijidangchengshangpin,danbijingyebazijiyangzheimeda,zheicitamenkongpayaoshangxinsileba?

qinjiuzhoujianyeyuyaomenmenbule,anweidao:“laopo,nifangxin,yeziyunneigenvrenbukenengbeisujiashaoyekanshang,neixieliwuhenkuaijiuhuibeishouhuiqude。”

yeyuyaoyouxiewuyu,xianzaiyemeishenmewairen,zenmeqinjiuzhouhaizaishuozheixiebuzhediaodehua?

tameihaoqidehuileju:“neinishuosujiashaoyekanshangdeshishei?”

qinjiuzhouxiaozheshuodao:“dangrankanshangdeshini!”

yeyuyaofuzheetou,buxiangzaiheqinjiuzhoushuohuale。

“suanle,woyebusheqiutaiduole,benlaiwomenjiushixieyihunyin。dengjitianhoufengtouguoqu,zanmenjiulihunba。”

qinjiuzhoudangranbutongyi:“bushishuohaobanniandema?zenmezheimekuaijiuyaolihun?”

yeyuyaorenzhenshuodao:“xianzaiyeziyunfeishangzhitoubianfenghuangle,yejiayegenzhefadale,danshiwomenjiakendinghuibeipaijidebiyiqiangenglihai,bamabawoyangzheimeda,wobunengzaijibamatianmafanle。”

qinjiuzhouxiaozheshuodao:“ruguoneixieliwubushijiyeziyunde,yejianeixierenyebaobulesujiadedatui,nishibushijiubujizhegenwolihunle?”

yeyuyaoyaotouwunaidao:“qinjiuzhou,wozhidaonixinlibuhaoshou,danninengbunengjieshouyixiaxianshi,nishuodezheixiezenmekenenga?”

qinjiuzhourenzhenkanzheyeyuyao:“xiangxinwo,biekantamenxianzaizheimechangkuang,dengguojitian,tamenshoudaodedongxidoudeyuanfengbudongdetuchulai。”

yeyuyaoyouxiefaleng,lizhigaosutaqinjiuzhoushuodeshibukenengfasheng,keshiqinjiuzhoudeshengyinqueshidaizheyizhonglingrenxinfudeliliang。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,wuzidedamenturanbeipengdeyishengtuikai。

yikuaibanzhuanzhijiechaozheqinjiuzhouzaleguolai!