直播间里。
“**？womeitingcuoba？！zheigekongquwujuranshigezhezhibojianquzhoujiededongxi！”
“xiongdi，niquedingzheishimoshuerbushimofa？！”
“zheiyaoshinengchenggong，wozhibochishi！”
“loushangdegemen，laobadeshidaiyijingguoqule，xianzaibuliuxingzheiyangpianchipianhele。”
“6666！ruguotanengzuodao，wozhijielurenzhuanfen！”
zhoujieyanleyankoushui，zhabazhedayanjingquerendiwendao：“laotie，wogangcaimeitingcuoba，niyaogezhezhibojiancongwoshenshangnazouyiyangdongxi？！”
“dui，jiushizheiyang。”linyidiantoudao。
zhoujiedunshilailexingqu，zhijietaiqijiaodunzaidianjingyishang，shuangshouchengzhezhuozixingfenyoujidongdidao：“bukeneng，jueduibukeneng！wobuxinniyouzheibenshi！”
“niyaonengcongwoshenshangnazouyiyangdongxi，wojintianzhijiesongniyigechaojihuojian！”
“好，一言为定～”
linyimeixiangdaozhoujiehaitingkangkai。
erzheishizhoujiezhibojianliyouguanzhongtixingdao：“yaba，xianshuohaodeshinishenshangdewujian，biedengxiaduifangnayitiaomaohuozheqianzheizhongdajiadouyoudedongxichulaichepi！”
zhoujieyikanhaizhenshizheimeyihuishi。
limaduilinyizhunbeifadong【touqie】mofadelinyitaishoudao：“dengdeng！”
linyitaizhedeshouyoufanglexiaqu，“zenmele？nibuhuiyaofanhuiba。”
“bushi，xianshuohao，bieshimaofahuozheqianzheixiedajiadouyouyoubuhaofenbianshiguishudedongxi，wokebuxiangdengxiagennichepi。”
zhoujiepazaizhuoshangshuozhe，yinweiyifuyouxiekuansong，heisedeleisineiyizaijingtoumianqianluchuleyidian。
linyitingdaotasuoshuo，bianchengnuodao：“fangxin，wojueduihuinadaorangnixinfukoufudedongxide。”
“行！那你来吧！”
zhoujiediaozhenghaozuozi，lalelayifu，zuohaozaijingtouqiankanlinyibiaoyan。
linyitaiqishouduizheta，yibianshuodao：“dajiakanhaole，zheigemofa…ke，peipei，zheigemoshujueduishijuewujinyoude！”
guanzhongmenyouxiewuyu，yebuzhidaolinyishiweilejiemuxiaoguoguyikouwuhaishibuxiaoxinshuolouzuile。
buguozheiyebuyingxiangtamenmanxindeqidaihehaoqi。
youxierenshenzhiyijingdahaozi，zhunbeidenglinyishibai，diyishijianpensitale。
zhijianlinyitaishouduizhepingmuyizhua。
【touqie】jinengfadong，linyibianqingxideganjuedaoleshoulizhuadaoleshifenrouruandedongxi，xiangyigemianbao。
tongshitadanaozaiciyikong，jingshengengjiapibeileyixie，youxiefakun。
zhibojianli，zhongrenkandaolinyiyuanbenkongkongdeshou，duizhekongqiyizhua，yijianheisedeleisineiyibianchuxianzaitashouzhong，quandoulengzhule。
xianbushuozheijianneiyishibushizhoujiede，jiuzheineiyizenmeturanchuxianzaitashouzhongdedouzugoushenqile。
linyikanqingchushouzhongdedongxishi，bianzhijielengzhule。
**？zheicijuranshineiyi！
zheijinengshiyuelaiyuexinglea！
linyidaidaidinazheneiyikanxiangzhibojianlilianxiandezhoujie。
zhoujieyezhongyuhuiguoshenlai，shuangshoulianmangmole**kou。
haojiahuo，yuanlaihaiyoudianfududexiaoshanqiucikedoukuaibianchengyimapingchuanle，tongshisuizhetadedongzuo，guanzhongmenyenengkandaoqingxidewubartuqihexiaomantoulunkuo。
zhoujiemowanbianluchuleyilianjingkong，zuihouhaishibusixindilakaileyilingditoukanleyiyan，querenleyixia，jinjiezhesuoyourendoutingdaoleyizhenjingjiao。
“a！meile！zhendemeile！”
zhoujiewuzheyifu，xiaolianyipiancangbai，kanguiyibankanzhezhibojianlingyitouzhuazhetaneiyidelinyi。
linyihuranfaxianzijiyouxiebiantai，kandaozhoujiehuarongshisedeyangzi，juranxinliganjueshuangbaole。
zhibojianliduanzandechenmozhihou，bianshuadeyixiayinglaileyibodabaofa。
“**！**！tazhenzuodaole！”
“dashi，qingshouxiawodexigai！”
“你管这叫魔术！”
“dashi，wozheiliyouyizhangka，limianyoushiwankuai，nengbunenggekongzhaineiyibuzhongyao，wozheirenzhuyaoshihaoxue。”
“zheipadeyoumofatianfucainengxueba？！”
“zhendemeile！zhoujiecongtoudaoweidouzaiwomenshixianli，tazenmezuodaode！”
“wogangcaikailelupin，ganghuifangkanleyixia，zhoujieneiyibeitaquzoudeshihou，xiongkouyifuzhendeyishunjianjiubiexiaqule！”
“youzheijinengnibuquyinxing，gezheitouneiyi？！”
“wochengrenwozhendexiaokanzhubole，huojiansongshang。”
“nangzhongxiuse，shikeyuwanyibiaojingyi…”
cishi，zhoujieyezhongyucongjingkongzhonghuiguoshenlaile，yanleyankoushui，xiaobiaoqinghaixinyouyujidikanzhelinyi。
“tiana！daxiongdi，nizenmezuodaode！”
linyixiaolexiao，“dumenjueji，wukefenggao。”
zhoujiekanzhelinyishoulibawanzhedeneiyi，youxiexiusehebuhaoyisididao：“neige…nengbunengxianbaneiyihaijiwo？”
linyiyouxieganga，“e，wozheizhaozhinengnaguolai，zanshihaibuhuiqu，yaobuwofakuaidijini？”
“……”zhoujiewuyule。
erzhibojianlideguanzhongcaixiangqilinyishoulinazhezhoujiedeneiyi，yigegekaishixingfenqilaile。
“zhubo！kuaikankanzhoujieshishachima！wobuxintazhenyouc！”
“duia！zheineiyiyikanjiushijiahoude，zhoujiepingshijueduihuangbaochimale！”
……
“尺码？”
linyikanzhibojiandeguanzhongzheimeshuo，dunshiyegenzhehaoqileqilai，nazheneiyijiuyaojianchachima。
zhoujieyikan，dunshijingjiaodao：“a！buyaokana！kuaizhushou！”
kexilinyiyijingkandaolebiaoqianshangdechimale，xinlidunshileran。
linyiluchuyisihuaixiao，taitoukanlezhoujieyiyan。
zhoujiemanlianxiuhong，yanguangpiaohuduoshanleyixia，bianluchuleaiqiudeshense。
linyixinlileran，xiaolexiaodao：“dequeshicni，zhoujiemeipianren。”
kexizhibojianliderengenbenbuxin。
“nizaidouwoma？zhenshicdehua，taxuyaozheimejinzhang。”
“wobuxin，chufeinibabiaoqianjiwokankan。”
“zhubo，ajiua，nishuochulai，yabaxinnianghaiganyaonibucheng？”
“hahaha！zhubozhensong！”
“wochuyigehuojian，xiaolinmofashi，mafanbaneiyijijiwoba，wozuoneiyihuishoushengyide，dajiabiewuhui。”
“xiongdi，biezhuangle，nixinlidadesuanpan，wozaihangzhoudoutingdaole。”
“wochulianggehuojian，zhuyaoshixihuanzheigebanxing，xiangsongnvpengyou。”
“niquedingninvpengyoutingdaolebuhuibanitoudabao？”
“tanvpengyoupabushizhoujietongkuandengshenchongqiwawa。”
“yigegexutoubanaode，wojiuzhishuole，woxiangyaozhoujiede**，zhubokaigejiaba！”
“66666！”
……
linyixiaole，zheixieguanzhongzhendetaidoule。
zhoujiequeqidekuaituxuele。
erzheishi，zhibojianliyouchuxianlebuhexiedeshengyin。
“buhuiba，buhuiba，buhuizhenyourenxinba？zheibaiminglejiushiliangrenzaiyanxihaobuhao！”
“zhongyuyourenzheimeshuole，woyejuedetaijiale，zheishijiezenmekenengyouzheizhongmoshu。”
“xianzaidewanghong，zhenshiweilezhuanqianmaixuetou，liandoubuyaole。”
“zhenshibarenzhishangfangzaidishangfengkuangmoca，xiaosi！”
linyimilemiyan，guoranzainadoushaobulegangjingzheizhongdongxi。