“zheiyangba，ruguoninengchenggongyongmoshucongwoshenbiannazouyiyangdongxi，wojiujinisongshifahuojian～”
“fanguolai，ruguonizuobudao，shizaihuazhongquchongpianrendehua，nijiudesongwoshifahuojian！”
nvzhuboniunaidabaidetiyigangshuowan，linyihezhoujiedouchadianrenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
duifangdadeshenmesuanpanjianzhibuyaotaimingxian，zhishicongmingfanbeicongmingwu，zheibokendingshiyaotoujibuchengshibamile。
linyishuangkuaididayingdao：“hao，wodayingle，moshuchenggongnisongwoshifahuojian，moshushibai，wosongnishifahuojian。”
“hao，yiyanweidingleha，wokedouluzhele。”
niunaidabaimanxinhuanxi，juedezijizhenshitaijizhile，jintianyouyaodadachuangshoule。
linyihezhoujiedezhibojianli。
“xiaosi，zheinvrengenbenmeiyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing！”
“taxinligujihaijuedezijihencongming，hahaha。”
“xiongdawunaoshuodejiushizheizhongba。”
“zuodengtajingdiaoxiaba，hahaha！”
“shia，lindashishoulizhoujiedezhaozhaodoumingquedeanshiletayibole。”
“zhoujiedeneiyi：wodoutishidezheimemingxianle，ai～”
……
linyitaiqishouduizheniunaidabai，zaiciwendao：“moshuneironggangcaiyijinghenishuole，jiexialaiwoyaozaiwenniyibian，woyaocongnishenbiannazouyiyangdongxi，meiwentiba？”
“meiwenti，qing，niyaoshinengnazou，jiusongnile！”
niunaidabaitingzhelianggedashuiqiuzixinshizudeshuodao。
“ok～neijiukaishilele…”
linyishenxileyikouqi，xinlimoxiangzheniunaidabaideneiyi。
bushitabiantaiyouyaotounvxingneiyi，ershiyinweizheishijingtouqianduifangshenshangzuirongyipanduanchucunbucunzaidedongxi，jiuxiangzhoujieneiciyiyang，dongxibujianlewaimiandeyifuqifuhelunkuodouhuiyoumingxiandebianhua。
“【偷窃】发动！”
linyizaixinlimonianleyisheng，xiayiketadeshoulibianduoleyidatuanruanruanqdandedongxi，ertadedanaoyezaizaiyikong，zhenggerenbiandewubipijuan，youxieyunhuhude。
tahuanglehuangnaozirangzijiqingxingyixia，bianzaiciganjueleyixiashoulidedongxi，qiguaishenmeneiyizheimeruanzheimechen？
tadingjingyikan，yanjingbianyuezhengyueda，biaoqingzhijiejingdaile。
“**？！”
neishiyidatuanfuse胿jiao，xingzhuangjiuxiangyigetuoyuanxingdeqiu。
linyizaikanzhibojianlineigeniunaidabai，duifangyelengzhulehaimeifanyingguolai。
zhijiantatingdegaogaodexiongkouweizhi，cishiyouyibianzhijieganbiexiaqule，queshaodetiji，dagaijiushilinyishoulineiyituodeliang。
zhoujielengleleng，jinjiezhezhijiexiaopenle，“puhahahaha！xiaobuhuolexiongdimen！”
“lindashi！congjintianqi，wojiushinindetouhaofensile，gangcaiqiannidechaojihuojian，woxianzaijiujini，zaisongnishifaputonghuojian！pu，hahaha…”
niunaidabaizhibojiandefensiyezhongyuyourenfaxianleyichang。
“**！dabaidexiongbuzenmeshaoleyibian？！”
“wonima，gaibuhuijiushineigemoshushishoulineiyituanba！”
“henxianran，jiushineiyituan…”
“wori！woshuotazenmelaoshichuandeneimebaoshou，ganqingshijiade！”
“日内瓦退钱！”
……
niunaidabaizhongyuzaizhoujiedebaoxiaozhonghuiguoshenlai，taishouyi**qian，zuobianhaizai，youbianmeile。
“啊！”
tahedetiaoleqilai，fachulejianguiyibandejianjiao。
jinjiezhetabianzhijieguanbilezhibojian。
［niunaidabaiyiduanxianlikai…］
linyiyouxiewuyudijiangneituan胿jiaorengdiaole，“shuohaodehuojianni？”
直播间里。
“huojian？renjiazhuanqiandegongjudoubeinilaozoule，nizenmehaiyouliangenrenjiayaohuojiande？”
“puhahaha！zhendexiaosiyele，renjiadoubeinizhengdeguangsuxiabo，lianyepaolule，nihaiyaorenjiasonghuojian？”
“lindashichumenxiaoxindian，duanrenqiancaiwanruosharenfumu，xiaoxinniunaidabailianyezuochequdaoni。”
“xiaolindashibiaoshiyidiandoubudaipade，taganlai，gekongquwubatadikudoutouganjingle。”
“dashi，nimingziyoucuobiezi，shimofashixiaolincaidui。”
“dashiyibaiwanxuefei，jiaojiaowoba，womeibiedeyisi，jiudanchunjuedeniwoyoushituyuanfeneryi。”
“lailailai，nazhegangjingni？zenmebugangle？”
“xiaosi，zheigezhenxingangbudonglea，bijingniunaidabaifenglecainazijidexionglaipeihexiaolindashi。”
“suoyishuo，xiaolindashi，duiyuninhuimofazheiyijianshi，ninjiumeishenmexiangshuodema？”
……
“qishizheijiushiyigegekongquwumoshueryi，dajiabieluanxiang，yaoxiangxinkexue。”
“dajiaxihuandehuaqingdianyiboguanzhu，xiaciwozaijidajialuyishou，haole，jintianyoudianleile，xianxiaboleha～”
linyishuowan，bianzhijiexiabole，cishitajingshenxiaohaoyanzhong，feichangxiangdaoxiashuiyihui。
xiabohou，takanleyiyanjintiandeshouru，faxianzuzuyouwuwankuaihou，bianxinlimeizizidetangzaishafashangshuizhele。
dabufenguanzhonghaishizaizhoujiedezhibojianli。
“woqu，zenmexiabole？”
“wokantahaoxiangzhendeyouxieleile，gujizheigemofayoudianfeishenba。”
“zheixiaolindashibulaoshia，yongmofahunongwomen，haishuoyaoxiangxinkexue。”
“shia！wojiushuozheigeshijiebujiandan，shangmianzhidingtoutoumanzhewomenhenduoshiqing！”
“yijingguanzhuyishoule，zuodengtaxiacikaibo！”
“zhoujie，yaobuniyexuexuerenjiasailiangtuan胿jiaoxiaquba，pianpianwomenyexinga…”
……
“gun！wocaimeineimeexin，erqieneiwanyikanzhejiusichensichende，xiangrangwodejianzhouyana！”
zhoujieshuowan，bianjilinyihoutaifaleliangtiaoxinxi，dasuanxiaciyaoqingtajixulianxianzhibo，tajuedelinyizheiyishouwuxiekejidemoshujueduihuidahuo。
“huashuo，zheizhendeshimoshuma？”
“moshuzenmekenengzheimeshenqi…tadaodishizenmezuodaode？”
zhoujiemolemoyifulimiankongdangdangdelunkuo，yixiangdaolinyicongtashenshangbaneiyibazoule，miansebianyouxiebuzirandehongleqilai。
……
henkuai，linyidezhibobianbeirenlupingjianjilexialaichuandaolegedapingtaishangkaishifajiao。
“woqu，zheigexiaolinyetainiuleba？”
“gekongquwumoshuhainengzheiyangwan？！”
“neixiemoshujiemidashini？kuaichulaijiemia！”
“zheiyoushahaojiemide，zhijiemaitonglianggenvzhubojiuhaole，hehe～”
“wentishilianxianquandoushisuijide，zhoujiedoufadushile，haiyouneigeniunaidabaikeshifanwandouzale。”
“biegaoguzheixiewanghongdexiaxian，dangchengxiaohuakankandele。”
jibenkanleshipinderendoufenchengleliangpai，yipaishixiangxinlinyihuishenqimoshushouduan，lingyipaishirenweilinyibeijingbujiandanmaitongnvzhubohepingtaiyanxi。
qizhongyigejiuyouzhumingdemoshujiemidashitaolaoshi，zhijiefaduanshipinpengjilinyidediliezuojiashouduan。
“dajiabiebeitapianle，zheishijiesuoyoudemoshuwufeidaoju，zhangyanfahetuosanzheeryi。”
“zheigexiaolindeshouduanjiushizaiyuzhangyanfahetuo，zhangyanfajiushitakongshoubiandongxizheiyixiang，zheigewomenzhiqianjiemiguole，zhiyaozhuahaojiaoduheshoufagoukuaijiuxingle。”
“tuodehuajiugengjiandanle，suijilianxianyaobushipingtaiguanliyoutadetonghuobangmangbeihoucaozuo，jiushitamaitongledaliangdezhubo。”
“zaitakaiqisuijilianxiandeshihou，yegenzhekaiqisuijilianxian，jiuxiangmouxieyouxigaofengduananpaiyanyuanyiyang。”
“woxianzaijiuzaizheiliduitaxiazhanshu，youzhonggenwolianxian，kankantaneimoshuduiwoguanbuguanyong！”
taolaoshideshipinxiafang，limayinlailewushurenpinglun…