第1章

“赔钱,两万!”

“woxianzaimeizheimeduo…nideng…”

“那就去卖!”

“卖?卖什么?”

“youshenmenimaishenme!”

yangyouyouxiezhenjingdikanzheyanqianzheigenvren,hennanxiangxiangzheimebinglengdehuayuhuishicongneizhangyanhongdeyingchunzhongshuochulaile。

nvrenchuanzheyishenheisedezhangqun,linglongyouzhideshencaizaiqibaoguoxiaxiandeshifendemanmiao。banzhapifa,weijuan,lanheisediao。

guangcongzheiyishendabanshanghaiyiweizheigenvrenshiwenroujiejiexingde,dankanletadelian,yangyoujiuwanquandaxiaolezheigexiangfa。

daobushishuozheigenvrenyouduonankan,qiaqiaxiangfan,neishensuiwumeidewuguan,yangyoukanyiyanjiuchadianlunxianle。

yishuangxiazhangdefengmuweiweishangtiao,yanweichugoulechuyimojingxindongpodewumei。

yanmouyourushensuideyoutan,qiheidetongkongzhongtouzhexili,rangrenbuganzhishi,queyourenbuzhushenxianqizhong。

jingzhideerchuishangdianzhuizheyiduiheisedelingxingershi。

rucijuemeidelianshang,quekanbudaorenhebiaoqing,yongyigelaixingrong,jiushi“leng”!

yangyoubuxiaoxinyuzhiduishilepianke,bianjuedezijiyouxiehunbushoushele。

rangtaqingxingguolaide,dangranshinvrenshuodeneiju“liangwan”!

fangcaitaqigediandongcheyibuliushenbanvrendechezhuangle。

yinweinvrendechetingzailubiandoumeidong,shiyangyouzijizhudongzhuangshangqude,dangranshitadequanze。

xinghaorenmeishenmeshi,liangrenxuanzelesile。

dannvrendechekeshimaibahes680**gaodingban!

naquxiuyigechedeng,zonghefeiyongkendingbuzhiliangwankuai。

yanqianzheigeheiqunlengyannvrenzhiyaotaliangwankuaiyijingshihaoshuohuadele,zheidianyangyouhaishiqingchude。

kejibianruci,liangwankuaiqianduitalaishuokebushiyibixiaoqiana!

yaoshuoliangqian,tayaoyaoyahainengnachulai,suiranhaizaidudaxue,danmeikedeshihoutadouhuiqu**,zhishaoshenghuofeitaconglaimeixiangjialiyaoguo,yebuxiangjijialitianfudan。

danxianzaishiliangwana!tazenmenadechulai?

“zenme?meiqian?”heiqunlengyannvrenemeiweiweiyitiao,lianshangluchuleyimolengxiao。

“nenghuanyiduanshijianma?woyishibanhuiernabuchuzheimeduo。”yangyouyouxiehanliujiabeile。

“huanbule!”heiqunlengyannvrendetaidushifenjianjue。

“**,neizenmeban?zhenrangwoqumaia?”yangyouxinliyijingkaishimaniangle。

kanyangyouyilianweinandeyangzi,heiqunlengyannvrenzuijiaoqingqingyitiao,manyouyoudishuodao:

“niruguomeiqiandehua,wodaoshiyoubanfa。”

yangyouturanjingtileqilai,shuodao:“buhuishirangwojiegaolidaiba?”

heiqunlengyannvrenlenglengdipieletayiyan,meiyoulita,jixushuodao:

“woyougejiuba,limianzhengquefuwuyuan,meitianwanshang7diandaowanshang11dian,yigeyue5000,gansigeyue,quma?”

yangyoushaoweikaolvleyixiajiutongyile,taxianzaizhixiangkuaidianbanvrendeqianhaile。

liangrenhuxiangjialelianxifangshizhihou,heiqunlengyannvrenshenshendikanletayiyan,shuodao:

“mingtianxiawu6diannijiuguolai,dizhidaoshihouwohuifajinide。”

zheishiyangyouturanrenbuzhuwenleyiju:“nijiubupawopaolema?”

heiqunlengyannvrenxiangshitingdaolexiaohuayiban,duizhetalenghengyisheng,hongchunqingqi,shuodao:

“你可以试试!”

nvrenzouhou,jiangxuanxiangshibeichouganlesuoyouliqi,shenzidoukuaiwenbuzhule。

tataishoujiujilezijiyierguang,zichaodao:“nitamazhenshigereshijing!”

dengtahuidaoxuexiaoshi,yijingshibangwanle。

qingnandaxueshihuaxiaguoneiyoumingdegaoxiao,zuoluoyuhuaxiaguodeshoudou,haijingshi。

nengkaoshangzheisuodaxuederen,wuyibushiquanguogegedifangdejiaojiaozhe。

yangyoushiyiquanxiaodiyidechengjikaojinleqingnandaxue。

waijiehenduorendouzaishuo,qingnandaxuedexuesheng,yidingdoushimeitianwushiwukedouzaixuexidezhuangtai。

但真是这样吗?

yangyoutuikaisushedemen,lianggeshiyouqueshishizainuli“xuexi”,zhibuguoxuedeshi“daofa”。

“ai!haozi!rendoujinidingzhule,nijinengdounengdiukong?”

“zanliangdagebieshuoerge,nigangcaibeirendanchile,yiweiwomeikanjian?”

“woneishibangnichaihuo!”

“fangpi!wozaiherenjiayivyi,nichaideshenmehuo?”

napazhishisanrenqin,lingwailianggeshiyouzongnengrangtachanshengzheishiliurenqin,shenzhishirenqindeganjue。

jianyangyouhuilaizhihou,daizheyanjing,yitoupiaoyizhangfadehaozilimahandao:

“youzi,kuaishanghao!wodaibudongzheigekengbi!”

“daodisheikengsheia?womeibashanghaidoubinigao!”lingyigeheishouheishoudenanshengjiaoliangzi,cishihenshijidong。

“xingle,biechaole,nimenwanba,woyihuieryoushi。”yangyoudelianshangqiangxingjichuleyisixiaorong。

“ni**bushizaibaitianma?”haoziyihuodiwendao。

“shenmeya,renjiayouzijintianwanshangyaoqujitalaoxianghaolinyouzhenguoshengri!zenmehuipeiwomenlianggedalaoyemenwozaiqinshilidayouxini!”liangzichaozheyangyoujimeinongyandidiaokandao。

“eee,qiaowozheinaozi,bazheishierjiwangle。”haozihuangrandawudishuodao。

yangyoumeihaoqidibaibaishou,shuodao:“bieluanshuo,shenmelaoxianghao,zhishiyiqiandetongxueeryi。”

liangziqueshenchushouzhizhidao:“ai~biejieshia,jieshijiushiyanshi!”

“jiushi,tannvpengyouduozhengchangdeshi,nixiaozihaizheyanshenme?dadanchongjiuwanshile。”haozidadalieliedishuodao。

yangyouwunaidixiaolexiao,yejiubuzaifanbole。yinweitaqueshixiangzhuirenjialinyouzhen。

gangcaichuquyitangjiushiweilejitamaishengriliwu,zhishiyunqitaicha,haiyaodaotieliangwankuaiqianjinqu。

zaiqinshilishaoweishoushileyixia,xiawu6dianzhongzuoyou,yangyoubianzhunbeichufale。

yinweididianlixuexiaohaiyoudianyuan,dachedouyaoyigexiaoshi。

weileshengqian,taxuanzeleditie。

denggandaoshiyekuaiwanshang8dianle。

jilinyouzhenqingshengdedifangzaiyigedafandianli,yangyouhaiyouxienamen,linyouzhendejiatingqingkuangtayoubushibuzhidao。

bitahao,danyemeihaodaonaerqu,zenmehuidingzaizheijiakanqilaihenguidefandianli?

yangyoujinqubaolelinyouzhendemingzihedianhuahaoma,fuwuyuanjiubatalingjinlebaoxiang。

limianyijingyoubushaorenle,jintiandeshouxinglinyouzhenyezai。

“yangyoukuailai,jiniliuleweizhi!”yangyouyijinlai,linyouzhenbianchaotahuishouhandao。

budebushuo,jintiandetazhendehenpiaoliang。

yijianbaisexiuhuadelianyiqun,jingzhidezhuangrong,jiangguosedehongchun,toufasihuyeshizhuanmentangranguode。

linyouzhenjiyangyouliudeweizhijiuzaitapangbian,zheirangtaxinliyouxiekaixin。

yangyouzuoxiahou,limajiuyoulinyouzhendeguimiwen:

“yangyou,nijizhenzhenzhunbeileshenmeliwua?”

yangyoulimacongdaizilinachuleyigehezi,limianshiyitaoyiqianduokuaidehuazhuangpin。

“youzhen,zheishisongjinide,nikankanxihuanma?”

cishiyangyoudexinlihaishihentantede,bushipa,ershijinzhang。

linyouzhendakaiheziyikan,lianshangdunshiyongqiyimohuanxi。

taweiweiyixiao,wanruchunhuamingmei,shuodao:“xiexieniyangyou,wohenxihuan!”

dedaolexinshangrenderenke,yangyouxinlimeizizide。

zhouweiderenyeqihongdao:“wa,zheigepaizidehuazhuangpinwoyizhidoushebudemaiye!”

“jiaoninanpengyoujinimaiyitaobei?”

“suanle,shanggeyuegangrangtajiwomailebao……”

zheishi,baoxiangdedamenbeihuanhuantuikai,yingruyanliandeshifuwuyuantuijinlaideyigehaojicengdedadangao。

houmianhaigenzheyiweichuanzheheisechenshan,daizheyinxianglian,shuzhedabeitoudenanren。

tadashengdihandao:“zhenzhen,shengrikuaile!”

linyouzhenmanlianyangyizhexingfudexiaorong,takuaibuzoudaonanrengenqian,yilianxiusedishuodao:

“谢谢你楚峰!”

jiandaozheiyimu,yangyouxinlituranyouxiebuhaoshoule。