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fujunquanjiayinmounibeiqianlian，yiyezhijiandieluochenni。
wopeitawaifang，congqiongtumoluzoudaotaxiqingyuanqu，zhidaozuoshanglezuinianqingdeshoufu。
luonanshichibubaofan，woqinzixiatiankaiken，elinxiangqishi，wofangxiajiaoyangyutamenpokoudama。
huijingfurenqian，tazaiwoerbianlixiadeshiyan。
“wopeizhan，dingbufuayue，rangnizuozuifengguangdeshoufuniangzi！”
peizhanduixianchengnuo，tazhendelaijiewole。
shuodequeshi：“ayue，niweidicubi，suiwohuiqudanggeqieshi，yebusuanweiquleni。”
shouzhongduanzhedechawanluoxia，suileyidi。
kanzhejingchataimoudepeizhan。
woqingshengdao：“peizhan，jingchengtaiyuan，wojiubusuiniqule。”
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liangnianbujian，peizhanzhoushenqiduyuefachenning。
tingbashenyingniguangerli，guanpaofeihong，jindaiyukou，huangderenyanhua。
tazhanzaizheijiannitubanbodexiaoyuanli，douyouzhongmingzhuluochennideganjue。
wojiangzhanlenidiandeshouzaicubuqunjushangsuiyimoleliangxia，yaoleyiwanchashuidiguoqu。
“jingchengluyao，wojiubusuinihuiqule。”
tingdaowozheimeshuo，peizhanmeiyansifuxianyisirushizhongfu。
talaguowomanshibojiandeshouzhang，“nibuyuanquyehao。wojiuzaixianlijinizhiyijianzhaizi，maijigenupusihouzhe，meibanxun，wojinlilaikanniyihui。”
闻言，我有些想笑。
wosuipeizhanliufangxiangyesinian，dengtajinjingfurenliangnian，zaizuiweinandeshihoudoumeiyousongkaiguotadeshou。
denglaidequeshijiangwobianqiweiqie，tashenzhihaixiangrangwochengweiyigejianbudeguangdewaishi。
peizhanlaijiewoshouzhongdechashui，woquetiqiansongleshou。
chawanluoxia，suileyidi，suicipianfeijianzaitadeguanxuehewodebuxiezhijian。
kanzhepeizhanjingchataimou，woxiaodao：“zheiwancuchapeibushangrujindepeidaren。”
tahaokandemeitouzhouqilai，“ayue，nishenmeyisi？”
“woliqiuyue，juebuweirenqieshi。”
wokanzheta，yiziyijudao：“nijijuederujindeniwogaopanbushang，congjinwanghou，niwobianenduanyijue。”
peizhanhaimeishuohua，tashenhougenzheyigemianbaiwuxudelaopujiutiaolechulai。
zhizhewojianshengdao：“haogebuzhitiangaodihoudecunfu，wojiadarennianjiuqing，kenxunizuogeqieshiyishitiandadeendian！nikezhishangshudarenyijiangdinvxupeijilepeidaren？shoufuniangzidezunguiyeshininengxiaoxiangde？”
“你也配！”
woqixiaole：“wobupei？wopei！”
neilaonuqideyidou，lanhuazhikuaichuodaowolianshang，“nininizheipofu......”
wotuiletayiba，chayaocuidao：“laoniangpeinijiadarenchikangyancai、chadiandongsiesizaizheideshihou，nigelaoshacaihaibuzhizainagejijiaogalalitianhuini！zheiliyelundedaonilaifangpi？”
womadeyoujiyouxiang，neilaonulianseyoubaizhuanhong，kantayaotongwozaizheng，woyangshoushangqianyibu，bandianbupa。
peizhanchenxialelian，duineilaonudihedao：“tuixia！”
tazhuanxiangwo，dailejifenwunai，“ayue，nihekuzheiyangshuohuananting？”nandaozhenxiangzaizheilizuoyibeizixiangyecunfubucheng？”
woxintouhuoqi，wanyaotiqiyitongjiaocaidehunshui，doutoujiuchaotapoqu。
“滚！”