第1章 抱上粗大腿

啊——”

yishengqilidecanjiaojiangjiaoyueconghunmizhongjingxing,tazhengzhazhezhengkaishuangyan,rumuyipianxuehong。

shenqiansanzhangdexingxingdengshang,yigeyahuanyijingbeidadeyanyanyixi。

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jiaoyuehunshenjutong,dajingzhixiadouranshengchuyiguliqi,shunjianchengqishenzi,bazuqianchong,liangundaipadixiangzheyuanmenbenqu。

“doulengzheganma!yiqunfeiwu,haibukuaizhuazhunei**!”xiaofurenqideduojiao,yilianshengdinuma。

jiadingmenyeshiyileng,rulehoufudeyahuandoushiqianlesiqide,fanlecuozhujiadasibulun,sheiyemeiliaodaojiaoyueganpao,fanyingguolaihou,fenfenzhuishangqu。

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yichaozhongsheng,juranshizaizheizuijuewangdeshike。

tazhiguzhepinmingxiangqian,xinrusihui,buzhizenyangcainengtaoguozheicanrendemingyun。

turan,yizhenjuliedetonggancongjiaoxiachuanlai,tayigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi。

shenhou,jiadingmenyijingzhuileshanglai,gunbanggaogaojuqi,huixiangtadenaodai。

tabishangyanjing,xinzhongsiliangyitouzhuangsi,yehaoguozaishouneixiezhemo。

jiuzaigunbangjijiangluoxiazhiji,yuanmenbeirencongwaituikai。

nanzibeizheriguangzhanzaimenkou,guangxianzaitadeshenhoupuzhankailai,rutongjinsedeshamu,yiyishenghui。

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houfudagongzi——xiaotingyuan。

suoyourendouchengzantawenrunruyu,gaofengjiyue,zhiyoujiaoyuezhidaotashizeyinhendula,shigechetoucheweidefengpi。

qianshijiaoyuesihou,hunpozaikongzhongpiaodang,kanzhexiaotingyuanyihoufugongzizhizunxiachangkekao,rutannangquwubanlianzhongsanyuan,zhuangyuanjidichengweibenchaozuinianqingdeyeyuchengsiqing,quanshitaotian。

ruchaobannian,shendeshengxin,weipaichuyiji,tadeanlaoyeyekaizhang,xuewangguomenjian,shitiluoqisanceng,tadeyanzhongmanshishixuedexingfen。

chaotangzhishang,renrenziwei,jingzhongbaixinggengshituoqiwei“xiaoyanwang。”

shenqianshifengpiyanluo,shenhoushieguidiyu。

jiaoyuezenmexuan,doushigesi!

keruoshibuboyici,nanbuchenghaiyaozhongdaoqianshifuzhema?

zaitayanli,xiaotingyuanshizewuyiyushanzhongmenghu,keruguotazuoxiaofudi,napashibeiweirunidisihoutazuoyou,huoxutahuiduitayouxiexuqingyiba,tajidetacengkuaguotadeyanjingshengdepiaoliang。

laotianyeshangcitazhonghuoyishi,neitashuoshenmeyeyaohezheimingyunduyidu。

“qiudagongzijiujiunu……”jiaoyuewenxiaxinshen,xuruodiruandaozaixiaotingyuanjiaoxia,shuangshouzhuazhutadeheixue,yangqiqiaolidelianpang,zhanshengdao:“nuyizhi,yizhixinyuedagongzi,zenhuiheyigeqiongsuanxiucaitongxin。”