第二章:倒霉夫君

siyuerongxinjing,diyicijuedeshenyunyanzheimekepa!

taanzitunlekoutuomo,quanhenglibisayazijiupao,“nidengzhe,wangxiongchizaoxiuleni!”

fenghuamusongzhebiankubianpaodesiyuerongyuanqu,xinqingfuza。

yifangmiantacongmeixiangguoruanmiantuandeshenyunyannenggensiyueronggangqilai,lingyifangmiangengshidanxin,“niangniang,junzhuruoshizaiwangyegenqiangaozhuang,pashiwangyehuiguaizuide。”

王爷?

jiyilihaoxiangmeiyinxiang,shenyunyanbujinzhoumei,“woshibushihaimeijianguota?”

fenghuagandaozijiazhuzibudayiyang,danshuobushanglai,youxinbuzaiyandixiangzhefangcaideshi,digudao,“xinhunzhiyewangyedoumeidengguoliyuge,gengbietizheichengqinsanyuele。”

还真没见过!

shenyunyanlieleliezui,zheidaomeiwangye,jiusuandengbuzhesiyuerongqugaozhuang,guobuleduojiuyeyaoxiuletaba?

“shifubushihuo,shihuoduobuguo,genwoquyuanzilizhuanzhuan。”tashuozhejiumaichulemen,lingbingduonian,nanrenduitalaishuowanquanmeishenmeyong。

fanshinanzinengzuodeshi,tadoukeyi!

shenyunyanashenyunyan,jiranyonglenideshenti,fangxin,wohuihaohaodiguowanzheiyishengde!

chengwangfuruoda,chuleliyugewanwanraoraojichuhuilang,yuzhengguodefenggebutong,zheilibaiqiangqingwa,yuanzhongqingcaoqiqi,meijingruhua。

huayuanzhonggengyouyihongqinghu,huzhonghehuanufang,yizuoshiting,qingyouyazhi。

pianshengzaizheihuajuanzhongqianzheliangdaorenying,shenziqizhang,yiheiyibai。

qiaqianeiheiyinanzizhuanshen,mianruowenyu,meisidaocai,lunkuojingzhi。

是他!

napashitahuachenghuishenyunyanyebuhuiwang,jiushizaijinzhouzhiyi,tayijiantiaokainanzijiazhou,kuitandaozheizhangyingwumianrong,cainiangchengleqichidaru!

冤家路窄!

shenyunyanxingburufengwangqianqu,fenghuazenmeyemeijiaozhu,“niangniang,wangyefenfuguo,buzhunninjiejinde!”

pianxijian,shenyunyanyizhitingzhong,mubuxieshididingzheheiyinanzikan。

siyanziranshikandaoleta,buyuediculemei。

jinjulizhixia,cirenfurubaixue,mouguangruju,meidebusifanren。

kejiushizheimeinanzi,haileta!

“gongzi,nishengdezheibanhaokan,ganwenzunxingdaming,jiazhuhefang,hunpeifou?”huran,tamouzhongfantaohua,yingyingqinzhexiao。

空气凝固了。

siyanshenpangdebaiyinanzi“puchi”xiaochulesheng,beisiyanyidaolengyandengguoqu,mianqiangshoulian。

fanzhengzhengguomeile,baimajiannanye“si”le,zhengguoyouneidengguozhuchizaodoudeluobaizhang。

shangbeizitaganweitianxiaxian,zheibeizihaibuyunxutazhaogeliangpei?

“shenyunyan,zhuanguoshenqu。”siyanlengzhelian,minglingdekouwen。

“zen,zenmele?”shenyunyanyitouwushui,guishishenchadizhuanshen,qiaozheyuanchudefenghua,jideyuandiduojiao。

“滚,越远越好。”

siyanshuochuzheijuhua,baiyinanzizaiyerenbuzhu,fuzheshitingdezhuzi,pengfudaxiao,“chengwang,wangfeihenixiangchudefangshizhenshiyouqu,youqu,haha!”

butihaihao,tiqilaisiyandeliansecuncunruguohei,zheinvrenjinmentouyitianjiuku,qichushixiangdiexiangniang,houlaishixiantabuquliyuge。

tabushimeiquguo,liangcidaoliyugeyuanmenkou,jiutingyuanzhong“yingyingying”,tingzhedoutouda,suoxingxialemingling,burongxutajiejinfenhao。

jinridaohao,jingbuzhisihuocoushanglai!

成王?

shachangshangjiandaodetongshuaijiushichengwang,tadedaomeifujun?