第四章自愿侍寝
woxianruleyizhenhunmi，heianzhong，woyishiqingxing，shentiquewufadongdan。
tingdaozhouzaodedongjing，shengyinsiyadelaozhemolewodemaixiangshuodao「guniangshentiwuai，zhishitaoshengzhishizhuangdaolemenfei，toushouleshangcaihunmizhijin，zhiyushenmeshihouxing......」
shenliedeshengyincipowodeermo「woyaonikanhaoderen！nijiushizheimejiwokande！」
shimamayezaichang，「nujiazuiguo，yuanxianpansuanzhe，barencongguannuduilijininjiehuilai，xiaoxinzaijiaofangsiliyangzhe，haorangnindianjideshihoukanyikan，daishijiyidao，ninzaishiyuyuanshou，laigeyingxiongjiumei，yejiushunlichengzhangdebaodemeirenguile，sheizhi......」
shenliewozhuwodeshouwan，shoubeichupengdaotabinglengdelianjia，「nizennengrongtaxunleduanjian？」
tingtamendeyisi，xiangbiliangrenzaoyilangbeiweijian，congwobeichaojiabeibianguannuneitianqi，jiubeishenliesuanjile，zhishisuandetaihen，haimeidengshouwang，chadianbawobisile。
shimamahuangzhangbianjie，「gongziyebunengquanguainujia，xiangbiguniangdingshizhidaolejiangjunjuzhengzijiquanjiayishi，naohenzijibunengweizurenbaochou，suoxingyibuzuoerbuxiu，zheicaixunleduanjian。」
「zhukou！」shenliejihusihouqilai，「chaotangshangdeshi，naerrongnizheiyangponuzhihui！」
erwocikexinruwanguqiming，xiangbiweilebaofuwodangniankangzhijuhun，shenliejingyongrucixiasanlanshouduan。
zaizangxianhaiwowenjiayunidanggoujie，xiangchenluanbawocongzhonglujie，zaiguanyiyingxiongjiumeidemingyi，rangwobudebuweishenyuta，shenzhidaosihaiganxietabulibuqi。
好歹毒的计谋！
ruobushishenzixuruo，wufanuodong，wodingranhuidaoyutatongguiyujin。
「taxingzilie，ninbushibuzhidao，zongranruci，ninhairangnujiabitajiufan。」shimamakoubuzeyan。
shenlieshiqulenaixing，「lairen，bazheichunpoziyaxiaqu，dasiweizhi！」
wofeitengdebaofuzhixinbeitayishenglingxiahezhu，yitiaorenmingzaishenbianjiuciyunluo，shengsizhizaitayinianzhijian，ruomaoranxingdong，woxiachangbuhuibishimamahaoduoshao。
wohunmileduojiu，shenliejiupeilewoduojiu，qijiandadifeiqinwangshi，redefulijiangshibuman，yixiaoweiweishoudeqinxinzaimenwai，guiqiushenliezaorihuiguijunying，wuyaoweiwozheigehongyanhuoshuizaojianshenzi。
shenlieqichunianzaitahuzhuxinqie，bingbudali，kexiaoweizuibubamen，zaiwaidafangjueci「neisuinvziyoushenmehao，neiyebeiwomenbaguangleyejiuliangtiaogeboliangtiaotuieryi，lebudezhangdeqingguixie，jiuzheinengbajiangjunmidewumisandaode！」
butineiyehaihao，yitishenliejiushanghuo，tatuikaimen，lenglengdeshengyinzaifangneihuidang「haodadedanzixiaowei！buzunzhushang，fazhangershigun！」
xiaoweikuhanleduojiuwobuzhidao，houlaitingshuoweimibukousheguoshi，ziqingkanchengmenqule，queyeyincizheleyitiaotui。
guolebuzhiduojiu，wodeshentizhujianyoulezhijue，daizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，yijingshisantianhoule。
taqiaozhewoxinglai，jinhukuangxi，yanjinglibengfachuyiyangdeshencai，wozhewodeshuangshoujidongdao，「xingle！？xiaoxue！」
wochouchushuangshou，tadexiaorongtingliuzaiyanwei，querdaizhideshishiwang。
「nishi？」womizheyan，yangzhuangburenshita。
shenlieqichuhuaiyi，suijiyouqingletaiyi，taiyikanleshuo「dadishizhuangletou，shiyile。」
「shiyile？」tatingbabaiganjiaoji，miansefuza。
woxintouyidong，youyuandikanzheta，「gongzishi......」
taruhuodashe，congjingyizhongxingguolai，congrongwozhuwodeshou「woshinidefuxua......」
wotongkongfangda，yuanxiangzhechenshiyidekongdangrangtaxiexiafangbei，haorangwochenxuerrubaochouxuehen，sheixiaodefanbeitajiangleyijun。
haihaowolengjing，jiedao「fuxu？」
shenliedingzhewodeyanjing，ruobushijiashiyi，wochadianyiweitaduiwoqinggenshenzhong，「woshinidefuxu，niwozixiaoyouhunyue，qingmeizhuma，keqianzhenzinishengqinhuijia，jiaxiangturannaohongshui，jiarenbuzhisuozong，niqianlitiaotiaohuidaowoshenbian，wodangbihunizhouquancaidui，sheizhiniqiafengbiangu，qingzhishichang，caigangdaofushangbianhunjueleguoqu，zaixinglaishiqueshenmeyebujidele。」
zheifanshuociyuanbuxiangtufaqixiang，daoxiangfanfudaguofugaodeyiyang，yidianpozhandoukanbuchulai。
我低头无奈。
这个骗子。
wozuochuxinyiweizhendeyangzi，hulihutudijieshouzheigeshenfen，zhishiyelichangkantazuozaiyipangkanzhebingshu。
kanyejiubale，weihezheijiridouzaikantongyiye。
「fujun，nibukunma？zheijitiannidouzaibingzhuyedu，kedexiaoxinshenzi，buyaolaoleicaihao。」
wopuhaolechuang，qingqingpailechuangru，shiyitaguolaixiexi。
做戏要做全。