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weiboshangzaojiuannabuzhule。
【huaguoshanzaitaomuhou】：zhongyudingdangle，qidailehaojiu！jiarenmendoujiwoqu**！！！！（poyin）
【yinxingdejichibang】：zhumingzongyidaoyanzhengyouqian，tadejiemuxianglaishiguoneizongyitianhuaban，fangxinchong！
【dongxigegejiadexiaodongxi】：qidaiwojiagege！！！！gegeqianduanshijianjianshenjiushiweilezongyiba，xiwanggegezaijiemuli**shencai，sihasiha！
【niyadaowotuimaole】youkeyi**dongxigegeheqingmojiejiele，woweidonghanmoniancpjudaqi！
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jiemukaishidangtian，yingruyanliandeshiyigechaojimeilidehaidao。
kuankuobaiseshatandehaian，xiexieshengzhangdeyezishu，guodongyibanqingchetoumingdehaishui，haibiansanluodebeiqiaohehaicao，haiyoubeihailangchongshangandepiaoliuping，zhandijiguangdedujiacun……
zheijianzhijiushitanlianaijihaodedifang。
danmushangyijingkaishishuaping。
【gaoshenmezheimemei，wodouxiangtanlianailewuwuwu！】
【jiemuzuyetaihuixuanzhile，gaosuwozheishinali！zheiduiwohenzhongyao！】
【loushangde，niyounanpengyouma？】
【……】
anzhaojiemuliucheng，jiabinmenzaizhengshichuchangzhiqian，xuyaoxianpaisheyizhangjubeigerentesededanglianzhaopian，zaoxingyoujiabinzijizuozhu，ranhouquanbufangzhiyuzhaopianqu。
meiweichuchangdejiabindouyouyaoquzhaopianquxuanchuzijixinyidezhaopian，bingzaishangmiantieshangaixin。
lundaoyangmiemiepaizhaoshi，zhengdao**daotajingxinzhunbeideneitaozhuangbanshi，lianshangdunshiluchuyifuditielaoren**shoujidebiaoqingbao。
zhei……jiushitouzifangyingsaijinlai，haishuozhidaotamimideren？buxing，cinvduanbukeliu，dexiangxiangbanfa！
“yangmiemie，womenzheikeshilianzong，nizhendasuanjiuzheimechuan？”zhengdaomeitouzhoudekeyijiasiyizhidacangyingle。
yangmiemieyibenzhengjingdidianlediantou，renzhenhuida：“wodangranzhidaola，suoyiwozheibuteyixuandefensea！lianzongma，wodongde！”
zhengdaoyishiyusai，buzhiruhezuoda。
zheishi，yipangdepdrenbuzhuxiaolechulai，danhenkuaiyouhuifulezhuanyedegongzuotaidu，xunsuanxiakuaimen，paixialeyangmiemiedezhaopian。
wanchengpaishehou，daoyantebiejiaodaiyangmiemiebixuyaozuihouyigechuchang。buranjiupohuaifenweile。
cike，houchangdeyangmiemiebanlaiyibaxiaobandengzuoxia，qiaoqierlangtui，youranzidedikezheguazi，raoyouxingzhidiguan**zheqianmianjiabinmendechuchangluxiang。
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buyuanchu，yigeshenyinghuanhuanzoulai。
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tadeyanshenmingliangqingche，zoudaojingtouqianshi，tatingxiajiaobu，liezuiluchubiaozhundebakeyachi。
“shi…shiduizheiershuoba？dajiahao！wojiaosongyicheng！”
shuowan，tahaichaojingtouyonglihuilehuishou，xingfendexiangyizhidamahou！
【shisurenba？zheigeshencaiwokeyi！！！！】
【taxiaoqilaihaoxiangdajinmaoa！】
【楼上你礼貌吗？】
songyichenglaidaozhaopianqu，liulanleyifan，**daoyangmiemiedezhaopianshi……dadadenaodai，xiaoxiaodeyiwen。
这是……女嘉宾？
suihoutahenkuailveguo，jiangaixintiezaiyizhangdaizhemiansha，yiyufengqingdeshaonvzhaopianshang。
【mangcaiyibo，zheiweishaonvshiwojiaqingmobaobao】
danmuzhengshuozhe，neiweishaonvchuchangle。
tashenshangdequnzicaizhiqingyingerrouruan，mianrongbeiyicengqingbodemianshasuozhegai，ruoyinruoxian。
qunzishiluqizhuangdefengge，zhanxianchutabaixixianxideyaoshen，baomandeshiyexian。
zoudaojingtouqian，taquxiamiansha，teyifushenzhijieluchuleshiyexian，xiaoyingyingdigendajiadazhaohu：“dajiahaoya，woshinimenzuiaideqingmo！”
【aaaaawodenvshen！！！】
【qingmobaobaozhongyuchuchangle，haomei！！】
【zheishiyexian，wozhijiesihasiha！】
【jintiandezhuangzaojuele，haoxiangshennvxiafan！】
suqingmo**daozijidezhaopianshangyijingyouyigeaixinle，yanlishanshuozhedeyihezixin。
【womenmobaobaojiushishouhuanying，yichulaishouhuoaixin，bukuishidanghongxiaohua！】
【mobaobaowomenaini！！！】
yangmiemiemiqiyanjing，aiyodanghongxiaohuajiushilebuqi。
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zheishi，dierweinanjiabinchuchangle。
tayixijiebairuxuedeguzhuang，yimeipiaopiao，jushoutouzujiandouxiangyiweiqianqiangongzi。
【aaaazheiguzhuanghaoshuai！！！】
【sheidonga，zheibujiushimoshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuangdezhenshixiezhaoma！】
【yifenzhong，woyaotadequanbuziliao！】
【xiaokepulaige，xielikeshixieshijituanjichengren，shenjiajigeyi！！sheidonga，youqianyouwenrou，jianzhijiushilaogongrenxuan！】
【xieshi？neiwokeyaofentale！！】
zhengzai**zhibodeyangmiemie**zhedanmurenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
ruguobushiziji**guoyuanshu，pashidouyaobeitapianle，yebuzhidaozheixiefensihoumianzhidaozheiweigongzidezhenshirenshehouhuizenmeyangni。
有趣。
dierweidengchangdenvjiabingezixiaoxiaode，nongmeidayan，shenzheyixikeaideluolita，leisihuabianyuhudiejiezhuangshidianzhuiqijian。
dangtakaikoushuohuashi，neidiashengdiaqidewawayinlingrenhunshenyizhan。
【haojiadeyin！zheirensheia？】
【buguohenkeaiei，wojiuailuoli！】
【renjiatianshengdewawayinnixianmuba，loushangbiezhaoshi。】
【wojiamengkeershibaiwanfensidehongshuizhubo！】
【什么主播？】
yangmiemiekezheguazi，zuozaixiaobandengshangpinpinyaotou，zheiyeshiyiweifanchajidadenvjiabin，erqie……tashenshangyoudaguae！
disanweichuchangdenanjiabin，jiushishengdongxi。
taheisedechenshanlingkoujiekaileliangke，xizhuangkuxiazangzheyishuangdazhangtui，gaotingdebiliangshangjiazhejinsibiandeyanjing，zangzaijingpianxiadeshuangmoushensuimoce，wanmeidexiaexiantouzheshizudeguiqi。
tadechuxianyinqidanmuyipianjiaosheng。
【dongxigegehaoshuai！！！】
【zhongyudengdaogegechuchangle！！】
【这是我老公！】
【明明是我老公！】
shengdongxisihaomeiyouyouyu，jiangaixintiezailesuqingmodezhaopianshang，suihouduizhejingtoulaileyigemirendewink：“laopomen，haojiubujian，nimenxiangwolema？”
【aaaaatajiaowomenlaopoei！！zheisheidingdezhua！】
【哥哥太撩人了！】
【womenmobaobaotaibangla，dangzhiwukuidenvshen！！！】
【donghanmoliniancpshizhende！！！！】
zhengzai**zhibodeyangmiemiechadianmeibeineigewinkshanxialeyan，bushidanmuzaiganma，zhendebujuedehenyounima？？
bieshuozheimoyangzhenyouneisiwenbaileideweidao。
disangechuchangdenvjiabin，heisediaodaizhangqun，songkuakuadexizhuangwaitao，shierkonggaobangmadingxue，mojingguazainiuziwaitaoxiongkoudekoudaili，zouqilulaiqichangliangmikaiwai！
【aaaahaoshuai！！！】
【jiejieshawo！！！！】
【zheibujiushiwodelaogongjiema？qichangyetaiqiangle！】
【kaiwanxiao，jiejiezhiqiankeshiguojichaomo！】
【nanguai，zheigeshencaiwomeile！！】
【wojuranjuedemeiyounagenanrennengpeideshangta！！】
yangmiemietiaoletiaomei，zheishitazaixiaoshuolizuixihuandejiaose，litingxue，duzimeilidegaolengzhuaijie，bingshanmeiren。
jiajingyouwo，kejiushibeijialirenbizhegezhongxiangqin，zuihoushanglelianzong。
muqianzheiliugerenlimian，gezhongcuozongfuzadeguanxi，houqigezhong**，haideshiyulequanya！
zuoweiyigeyongyoushangdishijiaodechiguaqunzhong，yangmiemiezhixiangshuoyigezi。
爽！
houqi**laoniangbuyiyisixianimendeweizhuang。
erjiexialai，jiushitazuiqidaide，disiweinanjiabin。