yejiazidi，doushimianseguguaidekanxiangyeguifang……
nandaoneigejiahuoshuoduile，yeguifangzhendehesangenanren……？
这也太**了吧？
zhishi，yinvsannan，zheizenmefenpeini？
cishideyeguifang，bailianhonglitouzheqing，gangadejihuyaosi！
yinwei，tazuowanhaizhenhesangenanrenneigeshale。
erqie，tahaizhenyouzhichuang！
zhishi，neige**，tashizenmezhidaode？！
“biaojie，nihaolihaie，jingranhesangenanren……”
wangbaoeryifuhuaihuaidebudaodao。
“baoer，nijiwobizui！”
yeguifangbailianyinchen，nuheyisheng，bianbamuguangsuodinglelinyang，shenquluanzhandao：“laji，nijianzhijiushiwumie！zaiganhulielieyiju，wotemenongsini！”
linyangsongsongjiandao：“wumiebuwumie，nizijixinliqingchu，aoduile，nineizhichuang，shiyinweizouhoumenzaochengde，ruguonizaibuzhuyidehua，kenenghuiyanbiancheng……neizhongbing。”
zhongrenkanxiangyeguifangdelianse，yuefaguguai。
“库库库库……”
wangbaoerbiezhexiao，henxinku。
这个家伙，真是……
好爽啊！
“我特么弄死你！”
yeguifangzhendeyaobaozhale，tazhangyawuzhuadejiuyaochaolinyangchongguoqu。
yeguotaizhourankaikoule：“yufang，zhushou，xianzaihebihetayibanjianshi，dengyihouzaishoushitabuchi，xianzaiweininainaikanbingyaojin！”
“你给我等着！”
yeguifanghenhendedengleyiyanlinyang，jiujingzhichaofangjianerqule。
kanzheyeguifangneiqijibaihuaidebeiying，wangbaoerbujinjilinyangshuqidamuzhidao：“daniumang，niniubi！woconglaimeikanguotazheimechibieguo。”
yeyuqingyeshibinglenglianpang，xianchuyipianguguai，xindaozheigexinglinde，zhenshiyajianzuilia。
“haole，zanmenyequkankannainaiba。”
yeyuqingsuiranmianseqingleng，dangangcailinyangfanjileyeguifang，taxintouyeshijuedeanshuang。
yaozhidao，zhiqiandoushitabeidaya，xianzaizheijiahuo，nenggoufanjiyeyufang，rangyeyufangrucinankan，tanengbushuangma？
“哦。”
wangbaoeryingleyisheng，bianheyeyuqingchaodongxiangfangerqu。
erlinyangzeyegenleshangqu。
“yulonga，nikezhidao，zheidaxiazhongyizhishu，yuanyuanliuzhang，gaoshenmoce，xiangyaozhangwoqijingsui，neikeshihennande！
erlaofujinyinzhongyizhishusishizai，buganshuodengtangrushi，yibandeyinanzazheng，duiyulaofulaishuo，jianzhishizhangfeichidouya，xiaocaiyidie！”
cishi，yeyulongheqitayejiaren，peizhezhangtianhechaodongxiangfangerqu，zhangtianheyifuzhuangbideshuodao。
“neishi，zhanglaoshenyininnaishibenshisidashenyizhiyi，neiyishujueduidegaoa！”yeyulonglianmangpaimapidao。
qitarenyedoufenfenpaimapi。
zhangtianhegandaohenmanyi，youlvzhehuxu，jiezheyifudeyishuodao：“nimenbuzhidao，laofucengyouxingdeguojiuzhouyiwangdezhidian，laofusuiranzixuyishuhaibucuo，kegenjiuzhouyiwangtalaorenjiaxiangbi，fangruoyinghuoheriyuezhenghuia！”
shuodaozheili，zhangtianhehaimiandaigongjingzhise，zuoleyigegongshoudezishi，xianranshiduijiuzhouyiwangshifenqinpei。
genzaizuihoumiandelinyangyizhenmengbi，wozenmebujidewozhidianguonizheigezaolaotouzia？
erzhongrenyitingzhangtianhecengmengshoujiuzhouyiwangdezhidian，doushimianlusuranqijingzhise！
yaozhidao，jiuzhouyiwang，neikeshihaochengdangdaihuatuoa！
cengyourenshuo，zaiguoershinian，jiuzhouyiwangbiankehedaxiadangdaiyishengyefengyunbijian！
yejiadenvhaizimen，yitingzhangtianhecengmengjiuzhouyiwangdezhidian，doushimianlujingyahejidongzhise，fenfenyanjingfaliangwendao：“zhanglaoshenyi，ninshuonincengmengshouyiwangdarendezhidian，neiniyidingjianguotale！neitazhangdeshuaima？”
“chuanshuojiuzhouyiwangdaren，maosipanan，yanruosongyu，zhangdeheyangyanghenxiang，shizhendema？”
“zhanglaoshenyi，yourenshuojiuzhouyiwangdarenshigezaolaotouzi，buhuishizhendeba？”
“……”
yejiadenvhaizimen，baokuoyeguifangdouhenjidong，xianran，tamendouduijiuzhouyiwangshifenxiangwanghechongbai。
jiulianyeyuqinghewangbaoer，yeshiyanbabadekanxiangzhangtianhe，xiangyaotingtingzhangtianhejiangjiangjiuzhouyiwangdarendeyangzi！
bijing，jiuzhouyiwangdarensuiranmingshengzhendongjiuzhou，danshi，tataishenmile，putongrengenbendoumeijianguota。
“咳……”
zhangtianhejianzhongnvhaifenfenwenzijijiuzhouyiwangzhangshayang，shenseyoudianganga。
tagangshuojiuzhouyiwangzhidianguota，qishishizhuangbini。
tazhishikanguojiuzhouyiwangxiedeshu，yousuoganwueryi，bianhuangchengbeijiuzhouyiwangzhidianguo，zhuangzhuangbieryi，dajiayizheimewen，tajiuyoudianxiaoganga。
buguo，tayanzhuziyidong，biandao：“neishiziran，jiuzhouyiwangtalaorenjia，budanshiyidaimingyi，haishibeijingfutongshuai，neiziranshiwubizhishuaile！shuotamaosipanan，yanshengsongyu，haobuweiguo！zhiyunimenshuoyangyang？neiwohenmingquedegaosuni，tabiyangyanghaishuai！”
“哇塞！”
“wojiushuoma！jiuzhouyiwangshizuishuaide！”
“ng，qishishuaibushuaiwusuowei，tashouwobingquan，youshidangdaishenyi，jianzhijiushiwenwushuangquan，jiusuantazhangdebuzenmeshuai，neiyeshiwonanshen！”
“我也是哎！”
yejianvhaizi，doushishuangyanfangguangdeshuozhe。
jiulianwangbaoeryeshijidongdeshuodao：“biaojie，nitingdaolemeiyou？zhanglaoshenyijianguoyiwang，tashuoyiwangzhangdebiyangyanghaishuaini！”
“hehe，yongsu！nimenzhikandaoyiwangdarenfuqiandewaimao，quemeikandaoyiwangdarenshenkedeneihan！”
yeyuqinglengbingbingdeshuodao，meimouliqueshishanshuozheguang，xintouyeshiananjingxidao：“wochongbaidenanren，neijueduishiwenwushuangquan，zhangdeyeshuai！”
zhanzaiyipangdelinyang，qichubeidajiazhuipeng，haiyoudianpiaopiaoran，houlaiyitingdaozhangtianheshuozijibiyangyanghaishuai，neixiehuachinvhaiziyezheimerenwei，tajuedeyoudianbeipengshale……
这样不好！
“aiya，yemeinimenshuodezheimekuazhangla！jiuzhouyiwang，tata……suiranwenwushuangquan，danzhangdeyejiubiputongrenshuaiyidiandianeryi。”
qizhi，linyanghuayinhaimeiluoxia，yeyuqinghewangbaoer，liangshuangmeimoujiusisidedingzhetadao：“linyang，nizhaosi！”
“chouliumang，nizheishijidu，nizaiganwuruyiwangdarenyiju，wogennipinming！”
“……”
linyangyoudianshoubulele……
haobahaoba，woshuaixingleba？
我是天下第一帅！