第5章 一群蠢货

zheihuayichu,changzhongjijingdaoluozhenkewendedibu。

suoyourendouchayiwanfendekanzheta。

“噗嗤!”

“哈哈哈哈……”

众人笑得前仰后合。

“jiuni?yejiutiannifengleba?”

“shibushizuolaonaozidoushengxiule?nihuishiyanhuangzhanshen?”

……

“long,niburenshiyanhuangzhanshenma?yejiutianshima?”

李鹏程问道。

zhanghaolonglenglengyixiao:“ta?fangpi!yanhuangzhanshenjuebushitazheiyangde!”

“yejiutianmeixiangdaoba?zhanghaolongjianguozhenzhengdeyanhuangzhanshen,nixiangpianwomen?meimen!”

“哈哈哈哈……”

liqingheyijiahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

还有这种女婿?

丢人!

太丢人了!

李青禾要吐血。

tarenshideyejiutianjingranhuishuochurucihuangdandehuayulai。

shuohuangyeyaoshuodexiangyidian。

ruguoshuoqitadeyexuhuixin,danpianpiantaqinyanmuduyejiutiancongjianyuchulaide。

yanhuangzhanshenzhigaowushang,hainengbeiguanzaijianyuli?

“yejiutiannishijiyidianhaobuhao?”

李青禾怒声道。

yejiutianwunaidedao:“qinghe,wojiushiyanhuangzhanshena。jianyumenkouwoxianggaosunide!”

“够了!!!”

“哗众取宠!

不切实际!

跳梁小丑!

丢人至极!”

“走!”

liqingheganmanglazheyejiutianlikai。

zaidaixiaqu,jiuyaodiusirenle。

“dajiaganjinzhaozhaozhanshenzaina?zheikeshiwolijiayibudengtiandexiwanga!”

李鹏程大喊道。

zhishizhaolebantian,yanhuangzhanshendoumeichuxian。

“kuaikan,zhishengjichezoule。haiyouzhancheyechele……”

众人惊呼道。

kanzheyuanfangxiaoshideyiqie。

dajiamianmianxiangqu,doushayanle。

“laoerganjinwenwenzenmehuishi?”

lijingfengwenwanhou,shoujipadadiaozaidishang。

“ba,zheixiachuangxiadahuole!tamenshuoyanhuangzhanshenlaileyouzoule,bingqienumalijiashiyiqunchunhuo!”

“什么?”

李鹏程脸色惨白。

张豪龙倒是开心。

xinlixuanzhededashitouzhongyuluoxiale。

不然他要穿帮了。

“budui,yanhuangzhanshenlaile,womenzenmemeikandaoni?”

lipengchengxiangdaowentideguanjianle。

zhanghaolongjiangyiqietuijiyejiutian:“yidingshiyanhuangzhanshenkandaoyejiutiannaoshideyimu,juedewomenbuzunzhongta,shengqilikaile。”

“benlaiyigehaohaodehuanyingyishi,jiubeiyejiutianpohuaile。ganghaoyanhuangzhanshenyedaole……”

“jueduishizheiyang!wojiushuoyejiutianhuiwushi!guoran!pashenmelaishenme!”

“yejiutianlaozihenbudechousini!”

yejiutianchenglelijiazuidadezuiren。

jianglijiayibudengtiandejihuidoujizangsongle。

yanhuangzhanshenbulai,zhanghaolongmorenyiqie。

“benlaiyanhuangzhanshenkanzaiwomianzishanglailijia,tayijuhuajiunengranglijiafeihuangtengdade。”

“jieguomaochulaiyigeyejiutian,bawodejihuapohuaile。ai,zheixialianwoyedezuiyanhuangzhanshenle!”

lipengchengkusangzhelian:“longa,niganjingenyanhuangzhanshenshuoshuo,buyaoqiannulijia。genwomenwuguana!”

“我尽量吧!”

张豪龙假装为难。

“zheixiamafandale,wodoumaolenghanle,neikeshiyanhuangzhanshena!womendezuitale?”

zhongrenzhijinhaibuganxiangxinzheijianshi。

“yejiutianni?ganjinbatajiwozhaolai,bunalaiyiqianwan,jiugenqinghelihun!”