第1章 我怎么这么可爱

shenjingxianyuanlaibuxingshen,yinggaishuo,yunyiguozaishenjingxianchushengzhiqiandoubuxingshen,ershixingxiong。

daobushifashengleshenmegongbian,chaodaiyemeiyougengti,danghuangdidehaishineigeren,hougongpinfei,qianchaodachenyehaishineiyipi,neigeshihou,huangdihainengzihaodizhanzaichengqiangshangtiaowangzheyuanfangshuoyiju,kan!zheishiwoxiongjiadaxiadejiangshan!

raner,zaishenjingxianchushenghou,huangdijiubianle。

xionghuangdishenqieditihuidaolexiongjingxianshiduomenantingdemingzi,buguangshixiongjingxian,shenmexiongtuanzi,xiongdaier,buguanshenmeminger,peishangxiongdexingganjuelikejiubianle。

xionghuangdiyishidao,tadeguinv,congyichushengjiuyudaolenanti。

那就是——名字。

kefuqincunzaideyiyishishenme!shiweinverjiejuekunnan!

tapiaoliangkeai,wenwankeren,xianliangshudedeguainverzenmenengxingxiong!

yushixionghuangdimoutianpaianerqi,zheigeguojiajiugaixingle,gaixingshen,huangdijuedeshenjingxianhaoting。

meiyourenzhidaohuangdishizenmekanchuyigeyingerpiaoliangkeai,wenwankeren,xianliangshudede,tamenyebuganwen。

shenjingxian,yuyiyijingtixian,juzhixianya。

tahaiyougefenghao,yipenggongzhu。

yirenqingguo,guiruomingpeng。

congfenghaoshangjiunengkanchushenjingxiandedechong。

shenjingxianhetadexiongdie,kaichuanglezhenggedaludiesuinverxingdexianli。

danshenjingxianyidianyebukaixin。

biekantademingzixianggezhujiao,qishitazhishigepaohuifanpai。

paohuifanpaizhishenjingxiantahuobuguo18sui。

shiqingshizheiyangde,shenjingxiankanleyibenxiaoshuo,zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshizhongshengdehaomenguinv,congwawashiqijiunengliyonggezhongxianzhishijianjianlizijiderenmai,nengwennengwunengzhengqian,qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,wugeguojiadehuangdisigeshitadequnxiazhichen,shengxiayigeshishenjingxiantadie。

yexingkuitadieduitaniangaideshenchen。

cheyuanle,zongzhizheizhongkaiguaderenshengbushishenjingxiande。

zaishuzhong,heshenjingxiantongmingdepaohui,kongyoujueshidemeimaohedingtiandeshenfen,quemeiyounengchengdeqizheiyishenqiyundefenggu。

haohaoyigejueshimeirenlengshiyinweizhengfengchicubazijisongshangleduantoutai,hailianleilezhenggeyunyiguojitapeizang。

duicijieju,shenjingxianzhinenggaojieziji,zhenaishengming,yuanlinannvzhu。

neimewentilaile,shenweiyigerenjianrenaihuajianhuakaidejueshimeiren,weishenmeshenjingxianhaishiweinengdedaonanzhudeqinglaini。

答案很简单。

因为男主是瞎子!

biexiangcuole,nanzhuzhendexiale,houmiannvzhujitazhihaole。

shenjingxiancongchushengqijiuweizijideweilaidanzhanxinjing,bijingtawufaquedingjuqingnengfougaibian,wanyibuneng,neitahaoburongyizhongxinkaiqiderensheng,yejiuzhinenghuo18nianle。

呜呜,好惨。

shenjingxianyibianhaipayibiansesefadoudiduguolesinianzibaoziqi,haochihaohedeshenghuohou,chenggongjiangzijiyangdebaibaipangpang,bingqie……feichangdekeai!!!

meitianqichuanghoukanjiantongjingzhongmohudeziji,shenjingxiandouxiangdahuyishengkeai!

总之就是非常可爱!

tazheimekeaitazenmekenenghuisi!

shenjingxianjiuhuaizhezheiyangdexinqingxiongjiujiuqiangangdizhunbeibenfuxuetangle。

wanedeshenghuo,jiusuanchuanyueleyetaobuguoxuexidemingyun。

shenjingxiansisuile,suoyitabixuqudishitangjinxingqimengjiaoyu。

xiaoshuolizongxiehuangshiguizudoushidandudeqimengxiansheng,xianzaishenjingxianzaixianshididajia。

没有的事!

zhenggeyunyiguojiuzheigexianshengqimengqidezuihao,meiyouxueshengkeyiduzhanta!zhinengdaolesuishusongjitajiao,meiyourenkeyiliwai!

jiuliantazheizhongjueshiwudikeaidemeishaonvgongzhuyebukeyi!

“erya!kuailaibaxiaohonghuadaishang!”

shenjingxianyanpiyitiao,batuijiupao,“wobudai!”

shenjingxiandeniang,tangtangyiguozhihou,shangdetingtangxiadechufang,jinnengshezhanqunru,tuinengxiangfujiaozi,danjiushineigeshenme……shenmeibutaixing。

tajintianyijingshifenbumanyidiweimuaixianshenchuanshangledalvderuqun!taniangjingranhaiyaojitadaidahongdedahonghua!

shenjingxianweizhezhuozizuosanquanyousanquan,shangduo,xiazuan,zuihouhaishibeizhuajinleyigewennuandehuaibao,ranhou,toushangchuanlailebumiaodechugan。

huanghoujiangdahonghuachadaoleshenjingxiantoushang,manyidizanshangleyiju,“niangdeeryakezhenhaokan!”

沈静娴:……

buyonghuaiyi,eryajiushihuanghouzijijishenjingxianqudexiaoming。

guanyuzheigexiaoming,shenjingxianfankangguo,xionghuangdi……abu,shenhuangdiyexiaoshengbbguo,danmeiyouyong。

huanghoushuojiudejiaozheigeming,jiaobiedetadouhanbuchukou。

yushi,tangtangdizhanggongzhu,jiuzheiyangchengleerya。

“eryazaixuetangyaohaohaotingfuzidehua,ruguoyoushenmebugaoxingde,huilaiyidingyaoheniangqinshuohaoma?”

shenjingxiandiandiantou,shensequejinzhangleqilai。

tahuizaiqimengketangshangdiyiciyujiannvzhusongyan,bingqiehesongyanxiachouyuan。

jiechoudeyuanyinshi,fuzikuajiangsongyandezihetarenyiyanggaojie。

ershenjingxiandezi,hetaderenyiyangyuangungun。

youyishuoyi,shenjingxianxianzaidoujuedesongyanzheigemingzitaiputongle,buguozheijiushiqushiba。

shenmeliyingshang·**·yingxueyuhanling·xuelichi·mei·j·q·antaliya·shangmengxunmei·haisewei·qiangweimeiguilei·yuling·xieerzheizhongleixingdezhujiaomingyijingruobaole!lurennvzhucaishiwangdao!

nixiaosongyanmingzichou,songyanxiaonidanshengou。

“nidegegemenyezaineili,ruguoyudaoshenmewenti,jiuquzhaodageerge,zhidaoma?”

“niangqindeguaierya,nicongxiaodaodajiumeiyoulikaiguoniangqindeshenbian,zhenbuzhidaoneihundanzenmezheimehenxin!”

那混蛋指的是皇帝。

“yaoshixuetangdechishichibuguanjiubuchile,huilainiangqinjinizuo,huozhemingtianniangqindaizhechishiquzhaoni……”

“neixiegexiaoguizujiadehaiziyouxiemeiyouguiju,yaoshitamenduinibujing……mingxiang!baohuhaogongzhu,gongzhushaoleyigentoufabengongnanishiwen!”

mingxiangganjinguixia,“shi!huanghouniangniang!”

shenjingxiantanleyikouqi,suiranzheizhongqingkuangbushidiyicijinglile,dantahaishirenbuzhugantan,shuzhongdeshenjingxianhuiyangchengneifumieguodexingzi,tonghuanghouhuangdideniaituobuleganxi。

tajiushiqushanggeqimengjiaoyu,yijingjinzhangchengzheiyangle,danfanchugeshenmeshi,huangdihuanghoushizhendehuibazhenggeyunyiguofangeshen。

huanghouhaizaidingzhuyixiejiashexingshijian,shenjingxianshizaishitingbuxiaqule,beiqiqianjitianzijiwuliaoshizuodexiaohuashubao,shuoleyishengniangqinzaijianjiupaole。

genlaotaobiqilai,toushangchouchoudexiaohonghuadoubiandebuzhongyaole。

suiranmacheyijingpaodezugoukuai,dantuohuanghoudefu,shenjingxianhaishichidaole。

kaixuediyitianjiuchidao,shenjingxianbiaoshicankui,limiandefuzizhengzaijiangke,shenjingxianyishijianmeiyouzhaodaoheshidekaikoushiji。

mingxiangkanzheshenjingxianzhanzaimenkouchouchudemoyang,yiweishenjingxianyinweichidaoerhaipale,bianzaipangbiananweidao,“gongzhubiepa,ninshizunguigongzhu,tianxiazimindoushinindenucai,tamentianshengjiugaiduininxiagui,gaitingnindehua,ninbuyonghaipatamen。”

tingdaozheihua,shenjingxiandeyanshenbianlebian,tazenmejuedemingxiangbutaiduijinga。

suiranhuanghouyeniaita,danhuanghouquecongweijiaoguotazheiyanglipudedaoli。

xianzaishenjingxiandeshenticai4sui,mingxiangduiyige4suidehaizishuozheihuashishenmeyisi?

tashenbiandeweixianzhendezhiyounvzhuma?

shenjingxianlianxialeyanzhongdesixu,xiaodekailang,xiangpingchangneiyangyongruanruandenaiyinhuifu,“keshi,niangqinshuo,weixuemozhongyuzunshi,woyaozunjingfuzi,aihufuzi,tingfuzidehua,burefuzishengqi,ruguofuzishinucai,mingxiangyeshinucai,woyaoduishifuhao,suoyiwoyeyaoduimingxianghao。”

shenjingxianluchuhuangrandawudebiaoqing,roudududexiaolianfanchujidongdefenhong,“a!yuanlaishizheiyang!womingbaile!mingxiangnifangxin,woyehuizunjingaihunide!wokezhencongmingya!”

shenjingxiandeshengyinbingbuxiao,baokuomingxianggangcaidezaimenkoushuosuoyourendoushinucaidehua,shengyinyebuxiao,xuetanglinenggoutingdeqingqingchuchu。

shenjingxianzhidao,suoyitacaijuedemingxiangshiguyide,qiaole,tayeshiguyide。

shenjingxianhuayingangluoxia,yidaochenwendesangyinbiancongshangfangchuanleguolai,“zheiweijiushiyipenggongzhuleba,dianxiadiyiribianchidaole。”

shenjingxianchaohouyangzhetou,zhenghaohecongshangfangkanxialaidefuziduishangshixian,fuzimianwubiaoqing。

danshenjingxianbuhaipa,heiheiyixiao,yanjingbianwanchengleyueyazhuang,roudududelianjiaxiandehenhaonie,“duibuqi,fuzi,woxiacibuhuila。”

chaohouyangtouyoudianlei,shenjingxianbashenzizhuanlegefangxiang,bianchengchaoqianyangtou。

嗯,舒服多了。

tabatoushangchouchoudedahonghuazhaixialai,shuangshoupengzhedijimianqianlengzheyizhangliankanqilaibingfeishanleidefuzi,tiantiandao,“fuzibieshengqila,zheishimuhoujiwodehuahua,wosongjinidangpeilihaobuhao。”

fuzikanzheshenjingxiandexiaorong,jiantasihaomeiyoushoudaogangcaineishinvhuadeyingxiang,shaoshaosongleyikouqi。

tajieguonvhaishouzhongdehua,yanshenrouruanleyishun,danxiayishunjian,tabianxilidikanxianglemingxiang,zuiliqueshizaiduishenjingxianshuozhe,“gongzhububizunjingaihunucai,youxienucai,shiyangbushude。”