第1章 “六十岁”的富婆

“chenfan,tingshuonidaxuebiyejiutanlegeliushisuidefupoa。”

“fupoyousanhao,youqiannianlaosidezao,nixiaoziyezhendegoubuyaolian,haha!”

“heng,yiqiankantabushengbuxiangde,meixiangdaoguzilizheimefanjian,xinghaoqianqiandangchumeihetazaiyiqi,buranzheibeizidoutaibuqitou。”

……

jinlingshi,lihuajiudiandebaoxiangli,cikexiangqiyizhenhongxiao。

yigeyizheluopodenanzi,zhengyilianlengmodekanzhezheixiesuoweidexiritongchuang,zheiyangdetongxuejuhui,burushuoshipanbidahui,bicaili,bibeijing,binvren……

sannianqianchenfanruzhuizhujia,benlaizaoyihezheixietongxueduanlelianxi,danshiyebuzhidaoshishei,jingranzhidaotadangleshangmennvxudeshiqing,bingqiedasixuanyang,shuotabeiyigelaofupobaoyangle。

ruguoshizhende,chenfanyemeishenmehaoshuode,kewentishi,chenfandelaoposuiranyouqian,danyagenjiubulaoa。

“chenfan,meiqiankeyizijiquzheng,jiusuanzangdianleidian,neiyeshiganjingde,nizheimezuo,genwaimiandeyaziyoushenmequbie?yixiangdaonidangnianzhuiguowo,woxianzaijiuxiangtu!”

shuohuazheiren,zhengshifengqianqian,handadangniandexiaohua,yeshichenfancengjingxihuandenvren。

yizhangbiaozhundewanghonglian,zhangfapijian,gaojiganshizu,cikejiuxiangxiaoniaoyibanyiweizaiyimingnanzishenbian。

shuozheixiehuadeshihou,fengqianqianhaibuduanshangxiadaliangzhechenfan,kandaochenfanhunshenshangxiaquandoushiditanhuo,yanzhongbiyizhisegengnong,xinzhonggengshianziqingxing,dangnianzijimeiyouxuancuomubiao。

suihou,tabianyilianxingfudechaozheshenbiandenanrenkaolekao。

tashenbiandenanzi,mingxianshijirendebajieduixiang,wenzuocwei,cishidingzhechenfan,guyijiangfangzaifengqianqianxiyaoshangdeshoujinlejin。

tajiushifengqianqiannanpengyou,lidong,dangnianbanshangyoumingdefuerdai,jiazucongshiwaimaoshengyi,zichanqianwan。

“chenfan,qianqianshuodemeicuo,kaonvrenzhongbunengzhangjiu,burunilaijiwobangmang,zhenghaowojiacangkukandamendeyaotuixiule,nilaiwojiniyuexinwuqian,zenyang?”

“haha,dongge,nitaihaole,kandamendedoujiwuqian?yaoshiwojiuyangtiaogou。”

“yangtiaogouzenmenengxinga,gouhaiyaoshuijueni,chenfannengmidaolaoayi,neikendingshiyeyegengyun,wokanjiutale,nengaoye!”

“哈哈哈……”

wuyanhuiyu,quejiangqifenhongtuoshangleyigexiao**。

“buhaoyisi,wohaiyoudianshi。”chenfanlengxiaoyisheng,zhuantoujiuzou。

yuanbenchenfanshipeilaopozhulanxinlaijianyigezhongyaokehu,zhibuguotayaotingche,suoyijiuranglaopoxianguoqu。

dengtatinghaoche,quepengdaolelidongyixingren,shuoshitongxuejuhui,jiufeilazhechenfanjinlebaoxiang。

zhishirangtameixiangdao,duonianbujian,zheixietongchuangjingranzhishixiangzheruhexiuruziji,zheirangtaruhehainengdaixiaquni?

kuangqie,laoporuguozhangshijianzhaobudaoziji,kendinghuishengqide。

“zheijiuyaozou?”lidonglianseshunjianjiubianle,yuqiweixiedao:“rangnijinlaishikanzailaotongxuedefenshang,nizheimeyizoulezhi,neijiushibujiwomianzige?”

“chenfan,nizouyigeshishi?zheigebaoxiang,zuidixiaofei18888,haibudaijiushui,ninengjinlaishizhanledonggedeguang,biebushitaiju!”

zheirenyibianshuozhehua,yibianjiangchenfandequluduzhu,zhengshilidongdaxueshidegoutuizi,liuqiangzhong。

yucitongshi,fengqianqianyeyilianchaofengdao:“chuandezheimecha,haibushiqiongguiyige,zheizhonggaodangdifanggujiniyibeiziyemeilaiguo,chenfan,wokannihaishiganjinzuoxia,zizunnengzhijigeqian?!”

zhenzhenchaonong,rangchenfanrenbuzhuwojinlequantou。

jiuzaizheishihou,doulidedianhuahuranxiangle。

“喂?”

“fanshaoye!laonuzhongyudaoninle!”

yijuhuarangchenfandelianseshunjianbianle。

shinianqian,tashijingdouhaomenchenjiadedashaoye,bengaifuguiyisheng,quecanzaojimuxianhai,zhuchuchenjia,diushijichengrendeshenfen。

“nirencuole!wobushinineishenmefanshaoye!”

juejuedeyuqibujinranglaoguanjiacuoe,gengshirangzhouweirenzhouqilemeitou。

“shenmefanshaoye,chenfannizhuangshenmefeng!”

kaodezuijindeliuqiangzhong,gengshiyiliandebuxie。

gangyaodadiaochenfanshouzhongdedianhua,quetingjianlitouyouchuanlaineigejiaojideshengyin。

“fanshaoye,chenshaofengmuzizaoyulekongnan,zhengliyiwudeshihou,faxianletamendangnianjilaoyezixiadu,bingqiejiahuojinindetiezheng。”

“laoyeziqidejiubingfufa,rangwowubizhaodaonin,huilaijichengchenjia!”

zheiduanhuazhijierangliuqiangzhongtingzhilejudong,gengrangsuoyourendoucuoedekanzhechenfan。

zaitamenxinli,chenfanzhishiyigechou**si,juebukenengshishenmechenjiadashao!

erhouzhe,cikelianshangquebingmeiyoushenmexise,zhiyouyisixinwei。

neiduiedumuzijingransile?!

mouhaijiazhu,langxingoufeidemamingtabeifulezhengzhengshinian,rujinzhongyuchenyuandexue,zhenshitiandaoyoulunhui,cangtianraoguoshei!

zheiyinggaishitajintianzuihaodeliwule,zhiyuhuiqujichengjiazhuzhiwei……

“heng!”chenfanshenqinglengmo:“dangniannimenquzhuwodeshihou,youhecengxiangguowodeganshou?ruobushibeirenhaoxinshouliu,wokongpazaoyijingdongsijietoule!”

“xianzaichenjiameilejichengrenjiuxiangdaowole?hehe,wobujieshou!”

yifanhuagancuiguojue,rangdianhuaneitougengshichenghuangchengkong。

“fanshaoye,wozhidaoninxianzaizaiqitoushang,laoyefenfuguowo,xianjininboshigeyi,suanshizheixienianduinindebuchang,dengninqixiaole,zaihuilaijichengjiazhuzhiwei,haoma?”

laoguanjiahaixiangzaishuo,chenfanquezhijieguaduanledianhua。

kexiayimiao,shoujiqueshoudaoleyinxingtongzhi,shigeyiyijingdaole。

chenfanxinzhijuedekexiao,zijizheishinianlaishoudeweiqu,nandaojiushizheiququshiyikeyidixiaodema?

gangyaodadianhuatuidiaozheishiyi,yizhenpapazhangshengganbiedizaibaoxiangxiangqi。

“fanshaoye。”lidongyibianguzhang,yibianxiaodao:“ninkezhenshicaidaqicua,yigedianhuajiushishiyi,biwodoulihaia!”

yijuhuarangchenfanlengzaiyuandi,zhouweirenyeshunjianluchuhuangranshense。

“haha,chenfan,genzhelaofuponihaizhenshixuedaobushaodongxia,zheiyanji,zheikouqi,nidounengqucanjianaosikale,tuotuodeyingdia!”

“jirannindouyoushiyile,neijintiandefanjuninqinglebei,xingma?fanshaoye?hahahaha……”

suoyourendoujuedechenfanzaiyanxi,jigeduichenfanbaoliuchizhongtaidudetongxuecikeyebiyidekanzheta。

queshi,dianhualideduihuataiguoliqi,erqiechushoujiushishiyi,jishizaizhenggejinlingshiyemeijigerenyouzheishili。

nipusayeyousanfenhuoqi!

chenfanlenglengdekanzhezheiqunshiliyan,liangshouyitan:“xing,wotanpaile,qingchifanshima?meiwenti,jintiannimensuibiandian,benshaoqingke!”

“hao!”jianchenfansidaolintouhaiyaozhuang,lidongqijifanxiao,“fuwuyuan,shangyipinglafeigubao!”

cihuayichu,zhongrenjiejing。

lafeigubao,jishimeiheguo,yetingguotadedaming,jiuzhongzhiwang,tuhaodexiangzheng,yipingzhengzhengshiwanruanmeibi!

“wodaoyaokankan,nijintianzenmeshouchang!”

lidonglenglengdekanzhechenfan,tayaoyongzheipingjiurangchenfanyuanxingbilu!

keshi,suoyourendoumeiyouxiangdao,chenfanjingranmeiyousihaojinzhang,yijiushiyiliandanding。

xiayimiao,baoxiangmenbeituikai。

yidaojinglideqianyingzoudaochenfanshenbian,shouzhongtuozheyipinghongjiu,roushengdao:“laogong,niyaodelafeigubao。”