第1章 只想当个废物

jihanzhidi,haochengbeijingsidi,fangyuanbailicuncaobusheng,changnianbingxuefugai。

sihundaojianyu,haochengshishijieshangzuilingrenwenfengsangdandedifang,limianguanyazhederenyaomeshiqiongxiongjiezhitu,yaomeshidiguozuifan。

nengjinruzheilidefanren,shikeliande,danyeshiduizijishilidekending。

jianyuwaimian,yiliangjunyongzhishengjicongtiankonghuanhuanluoxia。

yigechuanzheyuanshuaifudelaozheyuyigenianqingmaomeidenvzixialefeiji,zoujinlezheisuohaochengshijianzuikongbudejianyu。

“woyaojianderenni?!”dayuanshuaiwangzheneimenkouyingjiedejianyuzhangchenshengshuodao。

keshineinanrenshenziweiweizhandou,dizhetou:“erye……buyuanyijiannin……”

“ai!kanlaihaiyaowoqinziqujiantacaixinga!”

dayuanshuaitanxiaozhijianbujinduoleyisixixuedeyiwei,pangbianzheishenziyaoraodenvzibujinluchuleyilianyihuo:“zheirendejiazikezhenbuxiao,doudaolejianyule,haiyiweishizaiwaimianma?!”

“feilongzaitian,qianlongzaiyuan!nibuhuizhenyiweizheixiaoxiaodejianyujiunengkundezhutaba?!daihuierjiandaotazhihou,qingwubishouqinideqingshi!”chuanzheyuanshuaifudenanrendandanyixiaodeshuodao。

“shi!”zheijiaomeidenvzidizhetouqingshengying。

xueyuzhididebingmianhuboshang。

yigeqingnianchuanzheyijianshifendanbodeheisejiake,shouchidiaogan,jingjingdezuozaibingmianzhishang,hunshenshangxiadoushibeidaxuefugai,buzixikanzhendehennanfaxianneibingmianshangjingranzuozheyigeren。

“erye!dayuanshuailaile!”jianyuzhangzhanzaitapangbianshenzibeigongquxidezhanshengshuodao。

keshineibingmianshangdoukuaidongchengxuerendeqingnianyijiushimeiyoudong。

“wei,woshuonizheirenzenmezheimemeilimao?!”neijiaomeidenvrenjiandaotabuyouchennuleqilai。

chuanzheyuanshuaifudelaozhezouleguolai,lianmangzuoleyigejinshengdeshoushi,neinvzicaishidizhetouzhanzaileyibian。

“laoshouzhangbugushentianwei,daozheimelengdedifanglaijianwo,shaoqingshenganrongxing,zhiyinzaichuidiaojiubufangbianqishenle!”zheiqingnianbizheshuangyan,zuichunweiweishangyanglengshengshuodao。

shenshaoqing,yigecengjinglingouzhougeguowenfengsangdandecunzai,shouzhongzhizhangdeyanluodiangengshichengweilegedashashouzuzhideemeng!

fukediguoyonglaixingrongtadoubuweiguo,nianjiqingqingcaifuyuquanlishuangshuangwozaishouzhongdenanren,napashizheidayuanshuaidezhiweirangtalaizuo,kongpazheijiahuoyezhishichizhiyibibuxieyigu!

zheigenanren,youtakuangaodeziben!

chuanzheyuanshuaifudelaozhedizhetouqingxiaodao:“woxiangzhongxinqiyongni,bangwohuihuaxiabanshier,yaoburannizheiyishencaihuaqibushilangfeilema?!”

shenshaoqingyijiushijingzuobudong,shuangyanweibi,shouzhonghaijinwozheneiyizhiyugan。

huaxia,zheigejidurangtahunqianmengyingdeguojia,zijizhendehainenghuidequma?!

tadeshou,yijingshizhanmanletaiduorendexue,zuoshoubaoen,youshoubaochou,shuangshouzhishangjiujingxianxue,neigeganjingpiaoliangdeguojiatakongpashihuibuqule!

“zaixiabucai,zhixiangganxinzaicidiyinju,dangyige‘feiwu’yetinghao,haiqingdayuanshuaichengquan!”shenshaoqingwanrubingdiao,jingrutaishan,neisanfachulaideqichanglianzheigejiujingshachangdedayuanshuaidoubuyouxinzhongyichen。

tayaoshibuyuanyilikai,sheilaikongpadoumeiyouyong!

chuanzheyuanshuaifudenanren,conghuaizhongmochuleyizhangzhaopian,shiyigezhangxiangchaofanshisudejuesejiaren,jiangzhaopiandiguoquhou,shenshaoqingmizheyankanleyixia。

“nibuhuiyiwei,yigenvrenjiunengdadongwodejuedingba?!”shenshaoqingyijiushijingjingdezuozhelengshengshuodao。

“ruguozheigenvren,shichenmengdemeimei,niyetongyangshibuyuanyihuiquma?!”chuanzheyuanshuaifudelaozheyuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao。

终于!

taneishenshangfugaizhededaxuechuxianleliehen,huanhuanzhanqishenneixuezhijieshuashuadeluolexialai。

“mengzidemeimei?!”shenshaoqingneishensuidemuguangzaicidingzhezheizhangzhaopian,kanlexujiuzheicaishikaikoushuodao:“wozenmekanzhe……youdianyanshuni?!woheta,jianguo!”

“meixiangdaoguanzaizheilizheimejiule,nineijixinghaishineimedehao!haijideliunianqian,shenlaoyeziweinidingdeyimenqinshierma?!tajiushidangnianmujiadeneigexiaoguniang!”

chuanzhedayuanshuaiyifudelaozhedizhetouqingshengshuodao:“tazuijinyanjiuchuleyikuanjiaozuosanfuqingnadeyaopin,ruguoheqitaxiyouyuansudapei,zeshinenggouchengweiyizhongliexingduyao,yijingshizaiguoneiwaiyinqilehongdong!”

“jiushineigeshiyongyidiannengjirenshenjingzaochenghuanjuededongxiba?!”

“meicuo!guowaiyijingyoubushaozuzhidingshangzheigedongxile,qizhongjiuyoudangniankengshanineixiezhanyouderen,suoyinibaohuhaota,bidingshinenggoushuntengmoguadezhaodaoyiqiexiansuo!”

“…………”

shenshaoqingjiangneizhaopianfangzailehuaizhong,duineijianyuzhanggoulegoushou,xiayimiaolimashigonggongjingjingdedishangleyigenxiangyan。

“dayuanshuaiqianlitiaotiaodelaidaozheili,buhuizhishiweilerangwohuiqubaohuyigenvrenba?!”

zhiqianneishencai**denvrenbuyoulianmangshuodao:“wofuqinbeixihailiukouzhuazhule,qingnibangbangwo!”

“你父亲是?!”

chuanzheyuanshuaifudelaozhelianmangshuodao:“shoufuliuzongcheng!zhiyaoninengjiuxiata,wobianhuifunideziyoushen,bingqiehuifunidejunxian!”

“ziyou?!niquedingwohaiyouziyoukeyanma?!”

shenshaoqingmeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme,zhijiezhuanshenjiangshouzhongdeyuganqingqingyiche,yitiaoyimiduozhangdedayuzhijiepobingerchuhaidaizheneijingyingdebingshafeilechulai…………

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santianhou,sucheng,yijiawuxingjijiudianlimian。

shenshaoqingchuanzheyishenshuiyizhengshikaozaichuangbian,kanzheshangmianneigundongdexinwen。

“zuorixiechishoufuliuzongchengdeliukou,jingranyiyezhijianquanjunfumei,xianzailiuxianshengqingxuwending,yijingbeisongwangyanjing,wotaijiangchixujinxingbaodao。”

哐当!

guanbiledianshi,shenshaoqingbuyoukanleyixiazijibaolidedongxi,yigeshiyidezhipiao,yigesuzhoushibieshuhaozhaidefangchanzheng。

“zheilaojiahuo,wojiuletayiming,jingranjiuzhijilewozheidiandongxi!”shenshaoqingyaoleyaotouqingshengshuodao。

zheishi,pangbiandeshoujiqueshixiangleqilai。

shenshaoqingnaqilaiyikan,jingranshijingchengduanhao,jietongdianhuaguohou,neitouchuanlailedayuanshuaideshengyin。

“lirenjiushiliren,jueduibuhuiyinweifengchendeshijianergaibiantadefenglichengdu!kanlaiwoguoranshimeiyouzhaocuorena!”