第一章 奶奶被卷进了收割机

diyizhangnainaibeijuanjinleshougeji

qiushoushinainaiweileganzoushimaizideren,beijuanjinleshougeji,xianxuejiumanmaitian

woguizainainaideguancaiqian,buyuanjieshouzheigexianshi。

mingmingbaitianchuqushangxueshi,nainaihaixiaozheduiwoshuo:

「niuniu,fangxuehuilainainaijinizuo,nizuixihuanchidehongshaorou。」

kedengwohuilaibianshinainaibeijuanjinshougejidexiaoxi,tadexueroubeijiaodexisui,samanlezhenggemaitian,lianyikuaiwanzhengshigudouzhaobudao。

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「jieai,niuniuzheishisheiyebuxiangfasheng,zheixinfenglidewuqiankuaiqianshiwodaibiaocunlibuchangjinide。」

wuqiankuai,nenghuanhuiwonainaidemingma?!

wozhanleqilai,zhijiebaxinfengpaizailedishangduizhecunzhangkuhoudao:

「wocaibuyaonimendeqian!woyaowonainaideming!woyaonimenbawonainaideminghaijiwo!」

cunzhangzhouzhemei:「nizheibushiwuliqunaoma?!fashengzheiyangdeshisheinengxiangdao?」

我无理取闹?!

shitamenbawonainaihaiside,ruguobushitamenwonainaiyouzenmehuisi。

wojianglianshangdeleicadiaokanzhecunzhangshuo:「ruguotamenbulaiwojiadiliqiangmaizishimaizi,wonainaijiubuhuiyinweitamensidiao。」

「ertamenni,daoxianzaisheiguolaishuoyishengduibuqilema?meiyou,meiyouyigerenguolai。cunzhangyeyeshiwowuliqunaolema?!」

cunzhangbeiwoshuodeyakouwuyanlengzaileyuandi。

womeiyoulihuicunzhang,jixuguizainainaideguancaiqianjinainaishaozhishouling。

wohenainaicongxiaoxiangyiweiming,zhiyoubicimeiyouqitaqinren。

woshigebeiyiqidehaizi,nainaijianlewobingbawoyangda。

woxianzaigangshenggaoer,zaiyouliangnianjiumashangyaokaodaxuele。

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diyinianganhanshouchengbuhao,zhishimianqiangmeiyoukuiben。

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yejiuyiweizhejinniandemaizinengmaigebucuodejiaqian,zheijitiannainaigaoxingdefandoubipingshiduochilehenduo。

haixiangwoxunuodengmaiwanmaizijiunaqianmairou,jiwozuohongshaorou。

kesheixiangjintianmaimaizideshihou,cunlirenjingdounazhedaizilaidilishimaizi。

ruguozhendeshishimaizidehuayehaihao,keshitamenjingpaozaishougejideqiantounazheliandaogemaizi。

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「bieqiangle,qiuqiunimenbieqiangle,zheimaiziwohaiyaomaiqianjiniuniujiaoxuefeile。」

「doubieqiangle,zheishiwoheniuniudeminga!」

ketamenbenjiutanlanderenxing,genbenbuhuiting。

tamenyiranziguzideqiangduozhe,jishigerenhuxiangzhengduozhe。

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「cunzhangyeye,shinilaopoxiandaitouqiangmaizi,nimobushiwangle?」

「nishuozhanmanxianxuedemaizi,nimenchidaoduzilihuibuhuizaobaoying?」

cunzhangbeiwoshuodehuahedaole,liangjiumeiyouhuihua。