第1章

gongjiaochenei,kongqimenre,redechengkefanzaobuyi。

“mama!woyaozuozaizheili!”

ganggangshangchedeyigexionghaizifafengsidexiangyigekongzuoweipaoqu。

yuguzuozaikongzuoweipang,fumozhekongzuoweishangfangdekongqi。

yugushibenshiyigaodeyiminggaosanxuesheng,lianxuchanlianlesanniannianjidiyidebaozuo,jingguoceshizhishanggaoda160。

dancishiyuguqueshenchuanyishenzhayandelanbaitiaowenbinghaofu。

cishi,yugushenpangdezuoweiqueshikongzhe,shangmianzhifangzheyigebobodeyinhuisesuliaodai。

daizilizhuangzheyuguganggangnadaodezhenduanjieguo。

suliaodaishang,“ashidiyijingshenbingyuan”jigezifenwaireyan。

xionghaizidemamayanjian,yiyanjiukandaolesuliaodaishangjingshenbingdengziyang。

eryuguzhengzuozaizuoweishangwangqingdefumozheshenpangdekongqi。

xionghaizidemamayanelekanleyuguyiyan,lianmanglazhezijixiaohailikailezheili。

“xiaobaoguai,womenbuzuotapangbian,mamajinizhaogenghaodeweizhi!”

eryizhian**zhedeyugubingmeiyoulihuizheiyiqie。

ganggangfuyongguozhenjingyaopiandeta,xianzaidexinqingfeichanganning。

taliangzhouqianquyiyuanjiancha,daojintiantacainadaojieguo。

zijidebingqing,youyanzhongle……

jingshenjibingdezhenduanqishishisitian,yuguzaijingshenbingyuanduguolefeichangkuailedeliangzhouhou,zhongyuchuyuanle。

zaokuangzheng+jingshenfenlie,zaijiashangzhiqianzhenduanchulaidechaoxiongzonghezheng,keyishuobuffdiemanle!

yuguxianzaihaijidejingshenbingyuanzhongneitudingyishengduizijishuodehua。

neitudingyishengxinfo,shouliyizhinazheyichuanfozhubuduandeniandong,kanxiangyugudeyanshenfuzawubi。

tayuzhongxinzhangdeduiyugushuo:

“pengyou,fangxiatudao,huitoushiana……”

yugushounazhebinglidan,shishiranzouchuleyiyuan。

tanaohaizhongbuduanhuiyizhezijizheishibanianlaiderenshengjingli。

congxiaojiuhuanyouzaokuangzhengjiachaoxiongzonghezhengdetazailiusuineinian,kanbuguanlinjujiadexiaonvhaibeitonglingrenqifu。

yushi,tazhijienazhezhuantoujiangdaitoudexiaopengyoudexiaonaodaiguakailepiao。

shiersuineinian,youshehuishangdexiaohunhunqifutadetongxue。

tayirenyizhuanzaidirenrenqunzhongsisha,zuizhongyiyoushouguzhededaijiajiangxiaohunhundetoumudachengzhongshang。

zaiyugushenshangzheiyangdeshijihaishubushengshu,danshishisisuizhihou,tajiujianjiandebuzaicanyujianghushangdesisha。

yinweizaizheiyiniantazhongyujuexinglejingshenfenlie,yudaolezijiyishengdezhiai——liuruyan。

liuruyanzhangdechuchudongren,yishuangdayanjinghaoxianghuishuohuaban。

jiushiyouyigequedian,bierenkanbujianta。

tashenbianderenduitabaobianbuyi,yourenshuotashitiancai,yourenshuotashifengzi。

ercishi,liuruyanshenchuanyixibaiqun,heifarupu,anjingdezuozaiyugushenbiandechezuoshang,wenroudewanzheyugudebeibang。

tazhengpeizheyuguhuidaoxuexiao。

yuguyeqingqingdelouzheliuruyandejianbang,xiangshouzhejingmifenwei。

qishizaiyugudexindili,dadashashashenmedeyutataibuda,tabenzhishanglaijiangshiyigezhuizhuaiqingdemeinanzia……

danshicikezaiwairenkanlai,yugudeshouzaibuduandefumozheshenpangdekongqi,haishineimedewenrou,neimedeshenqing。

zheiyimuduiyugongjiaocheshangdeqitachengkelaishuoweimiantaiguiyile。

“hahaha,haowan,haowan!”

xionghaizishangchezhihoujiuyizhibuanfen,huiwuzheshoulideshuiqiang。

zheishitazhijiezhandaolezijidezuoweishang,yongzijishouzhongdeshuiqiangshechuyidaodaoshuizhu,chaozhouweirenwuchabiekaihuo。

“喂!”

“你干什么?!”

neixieshuizhushedaolezhouweidechengkedeyifushang,lianshang,yanjingli,yinqilehenduorendebuman。

“sheijiahaizia,darenyebuzhidaoguanguan!”

有人大声喊道。

xionghaizidemamayiting,liumeishunjianshuleqilai,fanchunxiangjidao:

“xiaohaizinimengentayibanjianshiganshenme?”

“womenxiaobaoduohuopoa,duokeaia!”

“nimenjiushijiduwomenxiaobaozheimehuopokeai!”

“xiaobaoshedehao,jixushe!”

dedaolemamabiaoyangdexionghaiziwandegengjiasiwujidan。

zheiyimuyindecheneihenduochengkepoweifennu。

dandajiaxiangzhehaiyoujizhanjiudaojiale,xianzaizheishehui,duoyishiburushaoyishi,meibiyaojiaozhen。

yushineixiechengkezhishibuduancuicusijishifuzaikaikuaidian,momorennai。

“shifu,haiyouduojiudaohuayuanluzhana?”

yourenbunaifandeduisijiwendao。

“qiguaia……anlishuozaojiuyinggaidaole……”

neisijicishidelianshangquebumanledouzidadehanzhu,biaoqinghenbuziran,shuohuayetuntuntutu。

ergongjiaocheshangfashengdezheiyiqie,yugubingbuzaiyi,tazhixianganjingdexiangshouhezijidezhiaizaiyiqidemeihaoshiguang。

xionghaizijianmeirenlita,xinzhongbujinxing,youjiangmuguangtouxiangleyugudeshenbian。

“mama,neigedagegeshibushinaoziyouwentia,taluanmoshenmeni?”

xionghaizidemamakebodexiaoleliangsheng,shuodao:

“xiaobaoguai,neigerenshishenjingbing,womenbugenshenjingbingwan,tingdaomeiyou?”

xionghaiziyitingzheigefanerxinzhonghaoqixindaqi,budengmamajishilazhuta,tazhijietiaoxialezuoweipaodaoleyugushenbian。

“你是神经病吗?”

xionghaizitaiqitoukanzheyugurenzhendewendao。

“是。”

“shenjingbingshishenme?haowanma?”

“……”

“niyizhimoshenmeni?”

“我的爱人。”

“你的爱人?”

xionghaizibudongairenshishenmeyisi,zhijiexiangzheyugushenbiandekongzuoweishechulejidaoshuizhu。

shuizhuluozaikongzuoshang,dashilezhuangzheyugubinglidandesuliaodai。

danzaiyuguyanzhong,tazhengzhengdekanzhexionghaiziyongshuiqiangdashileliuruyandexiufa,cishiliuruyanzhengchuchukeliandekanzhezijini!

yugudezaokuangzhengshunjianfazuo!

zaijiashangtabenlaijiushichaoxiongzonghezheng,cikejiusuanbeizhenjingyaopianyazhi,yexiangyibanzhuanzhijiepaisizheigexiaopihai!

“你TMD找死!”

yuguliansezhangdetonghong,talunyuanlegebo,zhijieyibazhanghenhendeshanzaineigexionghaizidepanglianshang。

“啪!”

xionghaizishunjianbeishanfei,xiaoxiaodeshentixiangshituoluobanzuzuzaichexiangneizhuanlehaojiquanhoucaiyi**diezuozaidishang。

tadelianshangshunjianfuxianchuyidaoxuelinlindebazhangyin。

xionghaizibeidamengle,yanmaojinxing,zhanzaiyuandifangshengdakuqilai。

tamamayemengle,buganxiangxinfashengleshenme。

zhouweidechengkeyedoumengle,yuguzuoletamenyizhiyilaixiangzuoquebuganzuodeshiqing。

jiulianyizhimomokaichedesijiyepotianhuangdehuitoukanleyiyan。

eryugushanwanxionghaizihou,liankandoumeizaikanneixionghaiziyiyan。

tazuanzhuzijidexiukou,xiaoxinyiyideyongzijibinghaofudexiuzicashizheliuruyanbeidashidexiufa。

“meishiba,toufadoushile……”

xionghaizidemamadahandajiaoqilai:

“nishenjingbinga!shuodarenjiudaren!”

有的乘客说道:

“youmeiyoukeneng,renjiabenlaijiushishenjingbingni……”