第1章 坐牢你给我看鬼片

“zhangyang,sanbobudangyulun,zaochengshehuikonghuang,xingweielie,jingshenpan,panchuwuqituxingzhongsheng,jikezhixing!”

**!

zhangyangganghuiguoshenlai,kanzhezhouweidehuanjingheerbiandexuanpansheng,zhenggerendoushale。

maduo,gangchuanyuejiubeipanchuwuqituxing,zheinimawanni?

yucitongshi,yuanshentidaliangdexinxiyongrunaohaizhong,zhangyangyeshishunjianlejielezheigeshijiedexinxi,zheilihetacengjingshenghuodediqiuyimoyiyang,erzheishentiyuanzhurenshigechundiaosi,yitianxiandemeishigan,jiuxihuanzaiwangshangzaoyaoshengshi,zheibu,qianliangtiankandaoyitiaoguanyulingyishijiandexinwen,ranhoujiuzaiwangshanghushuobadaoyifan,jieguobeichashuibiaole……

zhangyanglejiewanyuanzhudexinxihou,qidedangchangmeiyunguoqu,nitemeshibushixiandedanteng?shibushi?

“ding,suzhutiaojianfuhe,xitongkaiqi!”

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“zuiqiangzhuaguiqiandaoxitongyikaiqi,jianglixinshoudalibaoyige,shifoudakai?”

啥玩意?抓鬼系统?

zhangyanglengleleng,xinzhongmoniandao:“dakai!”

“ding,gongxisuzhuhuode《maoshanqiwenlu》,qizhongjizailetiandijiansuoyoulingyishiwu,shimaoshanqianbainiangedaichuanrenjingxinzhuanxie。”

yuanbenzhangyangjiutingmengde,tingwanxinshoudalibaodedongxihou,gengshizhenggerendoubuhaole。

“suoyi,nideyisishijianglilewoyibenguigushi?made,woxianzaiyaozheipowanyiyoushenmeyong,wotemeyaoziyoua,wobuxiangzuolao!”taxinlibugandepaoxiaodao。

“youqingtishisuzhu,zheigeshijieduilingyidejizaiyipiankongbai,tamenguansuoyoukexuejieshibuledeshiqingdoujiaozuolingyishijian,duiguiguaidechenghutongchengweiyaoguai,《maoshanqiwenlu》zhengshizheigeshijiezuixuyaohequeshidezhishi,suzhushudumaoshanqiwenluhou,keyizaigezhongchanghejinxingzhuangbie!”xitongjieshidao。

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“wotemebuyaozhuangbi,wotemezaiyebuzhuangbile,qingjiwoziyoua!”zhangyangxinzhongyukuwuleidenahandao。

tacaiganggangchuanyueguolai,shenmeyemeiyouganjiubeipanlegewuqituxing,haoburongyijuexinglexitong,haitemeshizheimegecheduzidexitong,zheiyougechuiziyonga!

banxiaoshihou,zhangyangbeidaixiache,ranhouzoujinleyichugaoqiangzhong,tajianghuibeiguanyazaizheisuojianyuzhong。

jianyudefuzerenguolaijieshoulezhangyang,soushenjianchaguohou,daidaoyijianxiaowuzilijitatilegezengguangwaliangdenaodai,ranhoucaidaijinlaofangzhong。

“zhangyang,nibeipanchuwuqituxing,9527shinizhongshengbianhao,jieyuniqingkuangteshu,jianyuhuiteshuzhaogunide,nizailimianhaohaogaizao,buyaoreshishengfei,youshenmewentikeyilaizhaowo。”yujinglengbingbingdeshuodao。

yinweidangjianpanxiabeipanwuqituxing,zheizaiquanguogujiyeshidiyilile,fandezuishuodaodiqishibuda,zhaoguyixiayemeiguanxi,suoyiyujingjizhangyangfenpeileyigedanjian。

zhangyangshuangmuwushendezoujindanjianlidaizhe,zuozaichuangshangkaishimengbidehuaiyirensheng。

“zhishipanlegewuqituxing,meiyoushuobunengjianxing,zhiyaowobiaoxiandehao,ershinianhouyinggaihaishinengchuqudeba?”taziyanziyudeshuozhe。

xujiu,zheicaihuiguoshenlai,kaishipuchuangshoushidongxi,zheijiangkenengshitaweilaiershiniandejia。

dengtashoushiwanhou,gezheyishanxiaochuanghu,yenengkanjianwaimiandetianseandanxialai。

砰砰砰!

yigeyujingzhanzaimenwaiqiaoleqiaomen,gezhetiemenshangdexiaochuanghushuodao:“9527,chulaichifanle。”

chiwanfandediandaole,zhangyanggenzaiyujingshenhou,yiqilaidaolechifandeshitang。

shitangli,suoyoufanrendouchuanzhetongyangdeqiufu,tizheguangliuliudenaodai,guaiguaizuozaicanzhuoqianchifan。

“xiongdi,kannimiansheng,ganglaide?fanleshenmeshi?”zhangyanggangzuoxia,pangbiandefanrenjiucouguoshenzixiaoshengxunwendao。

zhangyangkanletayiyan,dandandao:“zaiwangluoshangzaoyaoshengshi。”

“……”neifanrenmingxianmengbileyixia,ranhouduitashuqidamuzhi。

“牛逼!”

zheisuojianyulimianyulonghunza,toudao,qiangjie,sharengezhongrendouyou,danshiyinweidangjianpanxiajinlaide,zhangyanghaishidiyige,chuleniubi,meibiedecinengxingrongle。

“jintianchifanshijianweishiwufenzhong,suoyourenbuxutuoyan,shiwufenzhonghou,jianyuzuzhijinimenfangdianying。”yigeyujingnazhelabazhanzaijianyudeercengguodaoshanghandao。

fangdianying?xianzaijianyuhaiyouzheifuli?

zhangyangbujinyouxieyiwai,danbuzhiyoutayigeren,qiyufanrenzheihuieryeshimanlianyiwai,yiqianchiwanfandouhuiqulaolaoshishishuijue,nayoudianyingkande。

“shenmeqingkuang,zenmeturanyaojizanmenfangdianyingle,pufalanmu?”

“ganjinchinidefan,youdekanhaizhuomoshani,zongbihuiqushuijueqiangba。”

fanrenxiaoshengyilunzhe,ranhoudoushimaitouchifan。

shiwufenzhonghou,suoyourenpaiduiqingxicanju,ranhoubanzhexiaomazhachulaizuozaidatingzhongjian。

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dianyinghaimeifang,yujingxianshizoudaotouyingbuqian,nazhedalabahandao。

“yingshangmianyaoqiu,quanguogejianyubofanglingyijilupian,yicilaitixingnimen,shanedaotouzhongyoubao,buguannishifanleshenmeshijinlaide,chuquyihouhaohaozuoren,buranchizaohuiyoubaoyingde!”

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zhangyangdengdayanjing,takeshijidexitongshuoguo,zheigeshijieduiyulingyizhishidejizaiyipiankongbai,jiuzheiyipiankongbaideqingkuangxia,nimenhaiyaojirenkanguipian?

yujingshuowanhouzoudaoyibian,touyingyidehuamiankaishibofang,zaitouyingbushangchuxianleyigejiankonghuamiandetouying。

zheishi,pangbiandeyujingyoukaikoushuodao:“nimendoukanhaole,zheishiyigejiankonghuamian,limianshiyige**,chengtianchihepiaodubuwuzhengye,nvpengyourenshoubuleyaohetafenshou,jieguozheige**naoxiuchengnu,banvhaizicongloushangtuilexiaqu,qitianzhihou,zhei**zaodaolebaoying。”

“**,fenshoujiusharen,shenjingbingba,zheizhong**zenmebuqiangbileta!”

“heng,zheizhong**ruguobeiwoyudao,yidaowojiuzaileta!”

jianyudefanrencikeyeshiyilunqilai,pangbiandeyujingpielezheixierenyiyan,qinghengyisheng,yigegede,zhenyiweizijishishahaoren?