第4章 吃人的澡堂

cishiliuyuqiyijingzhidaocishibiyouxiqiao,dantaruhegandiaoyiqingxin?yushishoushangbuting,niezheneituanzhushafen,yishoujinjindelazheyigendalejiedeyinyangsheng,chenshengdao:

“youshenmeweile,nishuo。”

neichongmanyuanqideshenyingfachu“gege”deshengyin,sihushizaiyaoyaqiechi。jinjiezhefachuyizhenhanhunde,fangfoshicongyafengzhongjichudeshengyinlai:

“woshibeihuomaide!huomaizaizheizaotangdixia!”

zheijuhuadaizhewujindehenyishuochu,buguanshizhishenyuxianchangdeliuyuqi,zhoumeilierren,haishizaizhibojianlideshushiwankanke,cishiwubugandaojibeifahan,daoxiyikouliangqi。zhenggezhibojianjingrutongwurenyiban,yaquewusheng。

“woshizheijiazaotangdechangke……”neishenyingduoduosuosuodekaikoudao:

“jinniannianchu,zheilikaishizhuangxiu,shuoyaozaowenquanyushi。waijiandelinyuzhaochangyingye。neitianwoxialeyeban,huilaideshihouyijingbuzaole,jiulaizheilidasuanxigereshuizaozaihuiqushuijue。dangshiyijingkuaiyaobanye,linyushilimeijigerenle。keshi……keshisheicengxiang,zheilishigongshuidiangaizao,linyufangjingranloudian!”

tashuodaozheilishi,yinsensendexiangzhezhoumeilidefangxiangniuleniutou。zhoumeilihuixiangqigangcaijihuchudiandejingli,xinliyidou,qingbuzijindixianghoutuilebanbu。neishenyingheiheiyixiao,jixushuodao:

“wobeineijudadedianliudadechadiansileguoqu。hehe,chadianer。shichadiana!keshi,jingranhaiburuzhijiesile!woxinglaishi,faxianzijiluotangzailijianhaimeixiuhaodeneiwenquanchidedakengpangbian,dongdanbude。pangbianneixiyuzhongxindejigegaocengzaoyishangliangtuoleduice,zhengzaineikengdiyongtieqiaojuekeng!”

tingdaozheili,zhoumeilibujinchahuadao:

“neinikuaidiangaosutamennihaimeisia!”

neiyuanhuncikemengdizhuanguoshen,jinguankanbuqingtademianrong,zhoumeiliqueshenshendeganjuedaoneigudaizhehenyidemuguangjihuyaocichuanzijideshentiyiban,tawuzhulezui,buzaichusheng。keneinvguifandaoxiaoleqilai:

“shia,wodangranyaogaosutamenwohaimeisi!!keshiduitamenlaishuo,quegengxiwangwoyagenjiubucunzai,jiumeilaiguo!zheiyang,tamendexiyuzhongxinjiumeiyourenheanquanyinhuan,jiumeiyoudiandaoguoren,yebuyongpeichangrenhesunshi!!”

tadeshengyinzhujiangaokangqilai,qilidehaojiaosihushengsilijie,chezhesangzi,yaojiangxinzhongdeyuanhenhebeifenyiqifaxiechulai。

“wopinmingzhengzha,fachuyisheng**。hehe,hehuailetamen。qizhongyigepangziniuguotou,kandaowomeisi,xianglingyigezaiyipangchouyanderendigulejiju。tamenyiweiwokanbudao?tingbudao?neichouyanderenbayantouanmie,tulekoutan。jiuxiangshiniansiyizhimayiyiyang,shuoleyiju:‘maileba,dabanyede,meirenzhidao。’。”

tingdaozheili,zhibojianliyijingshiqunqingjifen,danmuyipaipaideshualeqilai:

“**,baojinga,zheinimashimousha!”

“woqutmd,taihenle。”

“wuwuwuwobuxiangkanle,tainanshoule。”

neinvguidangranbuzhidaojishiwanrenzaititamingyuanjiaoqu,tahuanglehuangshenzi,jixudao:

“wodangshikulechulai,woxiangdaowojialihaiyouyigeqishiduosuidelaoma,wobunengzheimesile。woyibiantangzheyanlei,yibianxiangneijiangwowangkenglituodepangzikukuaiqiu,qiutajiaojiuhuchelaijiuwo。keshitani?!tahuishenlinqitieqiao,xiangzhewohenhendipaiguolai。”

shuozhe,neinvguixiangqianliangbu,coudaozhoumeilimianqian,liaoqishiluludeyituantoufa,luchunaomenshangxuelinlindeyigepodonglai。zaishoujidengguangdezhaoshexia,shenhongsedexuekuainingjienianzaitoufashang,zhouweidepiroucanbaidefanzhekou,shangkoushenkejiangu。

zhoumeilitingdelianseshabai,shentibuzhishiyouyujifenhaishiyouyukongju,butingdifadou。neiyuanhunkantaruci,qilidexiaoleqilai。neixiaoshengzaibinglengdezaotanglilaihuiyoudang。

“suoyiwobunengzou,woyaorangsuoyourendouzhidao,zheishiyigechirendezaotang!”