baoanbuzailouxiayiceng，sukuangzouzaizhangzuoqiansanbuzhihou。
tazaixinlicuileyikou，andaohuitouyaojiaoxunxiasuyouyou，jiangzheichoubaole。
xiongzhaimeichang，tianjingdiyi！
nongbuguoni，wohainongbuguonimeimei？
duiyusukuangdenengli，zhangzuoqianshiwanquanrentongle，ruguobushisukuangqita，tazhijiejiuhuiluqusukuang。
danxianzaitayanbuxiayikouqi，suoyicaijiashangleshizhankaohe，gengtichuyigedashige，yicilaiweinansukuang。
dangran，jishisukuangzuihoushule，tayehuirangsukuangzuobaoanduizhangde，zheizuihoudetiaozhan，chuncuishitadebaofuxingweieryi。
diantimendakai，zhangzuoqianshuaileshuaizhangfa，maibuerchu。
gongsizhiyuanyoujibairen，qizhongbaoanbuyoushierren，dangzhangzuoqiandaizhesukuangzoujinbaoanbu，jiangtadelaiyishuominghou，sukuangbianganshoudaoshierdaolinglidemuguangsaodaoletashenshang。
“zhangjingli，nishuodeyidashi，shiyigeyigedantiao，haishiyiqishang？”yigehunshenjiroudezhuanghanwendao。
“e……”zhangzuoqianyouyuleyixia，suiranxiangyaoweinansukuang，dansukuangyaoshishangle，tayemeifagensuyouyoujiaodai，tongshidashige，neishikendingbukenengde。
tadao：“jiuyigeyigededantiaoba，”
“buyongzheimemafanle，haishiyiqishangba。”sukuangzaitashenhousuiyideshuodao。
zhangzuoqiandengyuanleyanjing，zheirenshigenzijimaoshangleshiba？zijiyijingjitamianzile，zhunbeifangtayima，jieguotahaigenzijilaijingle？
xing，zheikeshinizijishuode！
zhangzuoqianannao，dao：“neijiuyiqishang！nimenshiwohuaqianpinqingdebaoan，yaoshizheiyangdoudashule，gongziquanbujiangyiji！”
“zenmekenenghuishu，renroushabaoeryi，yigedashige？nidangnishichenzhenhaishiyewen？”baoanmengenbenmeizaiyi，qingsongdexiaodao。
“hehe，dashigeyejiuneimehuishiba。”sukuangyexiaozhedao。
zheijigebaoan，yuzhoukundesangebaobiaobiqilaichalexuduo，meiyouwuqideqingkuangxia，tamenduizijigoubuchengshenmeweixie。
yigedashige，zheiwanquanbushishenhua，junduizhongnengzuodaoderenhenduo，haikongluzhandui、tezhongbudui、tejingzhongdejingying，douyouchabuduozheiyangdeshili。
erjunduimeiniandouhuicongzheixiejingyingzhong，xuanchuyixietebieqiangdejiaruyigemingjiaoyanlongdexunlianying，youcongyanlongxunlianyingzhongxuanchuzuiqiangdewuren。
zheiwuren，jiunengchengweizhunbingwangle，ruguonengcongqianglindanyuzhongzouchulai，lixiahehezhangong，yaguoqitajingzhengduishou，chengweibingwanghaobuweiguo。
zhunbingwangjibieyixia，sukuangdoumeifangzaiyanli。
yinwei，tashiyanlongxunlianying，zuinianqingdejiaoguan，tadexueyuan，youhaojigeshibingwang！
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“kao，xiaozinihenzhuaia。”sukuangxiaozhangdeyangzi，rangjigebaoanhenshibushuang。
“laoziyigerenjiunengdadaoni！xiaozhangsha？”
sukuangshizhenyuanwang，tazhishishihuashishuoeryi，meiyouyidianxiaozhangdeyisi，kanzhejigenufachongguan，suishizhunbeidabaotanaodaidebaoan，tasonglesongjian。
“kuaidiankaishiba，tixingnimenyiju，yihouwohuishinimendelingdao，haishibuyaozaiwomianqianshuazuipizi，woxihuanyouzhenbenshidexiashu。”
sukuangdandandeshuodao，yijuhuabianqingyijiangsuoyoubaoandenuhuogouleqilai。
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一众保安都火了。
sukuangziguzizoudaoyipiankongkuangdedifang，shiyibaoanmenkeyidongshoule。
zheixierenzaojiuxiangzousukuangle，yemeishenmejiangjiu，shiergerentongshishangqian，jiangsukuangbaoweizailezhongjian。
duochulaineiliangren，sheiyebuyuanyituichu。
zhangzuoqianbenxiangchushengzuzhi，danjiansukuangbuzaiyi，tabianzhulezui，fanzhengzaitaxianglai，shigeyushierge，haoxiangyemeiduoshaoqubie。
duiyusukuangdexiaozhang，tasuanshijianshidaole，benxiangweinansukuangde，jieguosukuangwanquanbuzaiyi，haixiaozhangdemiaoshilebaoanmen，jijuhuajiujiangtamenjinule。
zheiyangyehao，jiurangtakankansukuangdezhenbenshihaole。
sukuangshiyitamenchushou，shiergerenbianshentiyichen，fenchengsanbo，qizhongsigetabuxiangqian，geziyigechongbuzhiquan，gongxiangsukuangdeshanglu。
sukuangqingqingyixiao，qianjinyibuduoguoshenhoudegongji，shunjianqinzhuleqianmiandirendeshouwan，jiaoxiayigouzaiyichuai，neirenbianhengzhedaofeilechuqu。
tagundaozhangzuoqianjiaobian，jiangzhangzuoqianhedeyiduosuo。
zheishi，zuoyoudeliangquanyedaole，sukuangliansebubian，shentimengdechenxia，rutongtiezhuyibandeshuangtuiyisao，qizhongyirenbianzhijiefandaozaidi。
lingyirentiaoqilaiduoguo，danhaibudengluoxia，bianjiansukuangdelianzaitayanqiankuaisufangda，tarenzaikongzhonggenbenbunengjieli，zhinengyiquanhongxiangsukuangnaodai。
sukuangjuquanyutayingpengying，shentiwensibudong，neirenquezhizhidefeilechuqu，zhuangdaoyigeshadaihoudieluoxialai，wuzheshouzhicanhaoqilai。
sukuangbuting，tiaoqiyigegaodantui，houmiandedirenyecanjiaozhefeilechuqu。
zheishi，dierbogongjidesiren，youxieshougongleguolai。
“haolehaole，goule。”zhangzuoqianganjinjiaoting，xinzangpengpengdetiaodong。
taiherenle，yizhayangongfujiudaoxialesige，sukuangquehaofawushang，zairangtadaxiaqu，baoanbujiubuyonggongzuole，tongtongquyiyuanzhiliaohaole。
sukuangdeshili，tayijingwanquanjianshidaole，zheigenanren，jiushigebiantaia！
renbiantai，wulizhiyebiantai！