“妈,怎么回事?
你是...雾月?”
jiansuiyuyihuodeshengyinxiangqi,liangrenduishideshunjian,jiansuiyuyanzhongshanguojingyan。
wuyuexiangtatouquqiujiudemuguang,jiujiuwo!jiujiuwo!
jiansuiyujiangchenyicongwuyuedeshenshanglakai,“ma,wuyuegaijinxingchangguixunlianle。”
chenyiyiliankexi,danshizhidaoxunlianfeichangzhongyao,erqiehaishichangguixunlian,juebunengchidao!
tahuizhexiaoshoujuanhewuyuedaobie,“qubaquba,xunlianwanzailaizhaoyiyiwan。”
neiyuqihaoxiangzaihongxiaohai,shenzhihaiwangtashoulisaileyibatangguo。
kanzheshoulihuahualvlvgezhonggeyangdetangguo,“chenyi,wodouchengnianle。”
jiansuiyudaizhewuyuefeisulikaichenyishixianfanwei,“nazheba,womatajiuzheiyang。
jiusuanshiwo,xianzaiyehuijiwotangguohuozhemaorongwanju。
womazongshijuede,womenzheigenianjihaidoushixiaohaizi,yaoshifangzaiyiqian,haizainiandaxueni。”
wuyuekanleyiyanjiansuiyu,“nibachenyibaohudehenhao。”
jiansuiyugoulegouzuijiao,“xiexieninengtiliangwoma。”
wuyue,“duile,wodeliandeshi...”
jiansuiyukeyilijie,“moshi,nvhaizihaishixiaoxinweihao。”
yankanzhexunlianchangdijiuzaiyanqian,wuyueturanxiangdaojinghuazhongzideshiqing,talianmangyipainaodai,
“fuduizhang,woyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaohenishuo!”
haimeidengwuyuewangxiashuo,“peng!”deyishengjuxiang。
tadeyanqianturanfeiguoyidaopaowuxian,zaitoudingyueguozhihou,zhongzhongdezazaidishang,zachuyigejudadekeng。
kengliyangqiyizhenhuangsha,weilebuchiyizuidetu,wuyuemengdibishangzui。
dengdaohuangshasanqu,tadingjingyikan,zhengsiyangbachawutitoudizaikenglide,buzhengshiwuchongma?
wuyuemimangdekanxiangjiansuiyu,“zheishizenmele?”
jiansuiyuyiweibumingdegouqizuijiao,“wuchongtingshuotayeyaocanjiachangguixunlian,zuowankangzhefeisuopaole。
beijiechenfaxianhou,yiludangshabaokanghuilai,tianmeiliangjiukaishixunlian。
xianzaizheigedian,zhenghaoshizhongchangxiuxi。”
wuyuexiaoxinyiyidewen:“neiwuchongta...haihaoba?”
jiansuiyudiantou,“meishi,haihuozhe,meisi。”
wuyue,“neijiuhao...neijiuhao...”
不对!
wuyuezhenggejinglingdazuo,“suoyinideyisishi,wuchongzhidaoyaocanjiachangguixunliandediyifanyingshi:xiushuwang
kangzhefeisuopao,ranhoubeifaxianbingqiefankang,zuizhongfankangshibaizhuahuilaibeibaoda。
congtianliangkaishidaoxianzaishidian,zhengzhengbeibaodawugexiaoshi?”
jiansuiyuweixiao,“nikeyizheimerenwei。”
pieleyiyanshengsibumingdewuchong,wuyueshenxiyikouqi,duibuqilewuchong,sidaoyoubusipindaoa!
yaobushuonibuhoudaoni,jingranzijixianpao!
buwangchuxin,diliqianxing!
yanhuta!xiongditajiuxianchele!
“woturanxiangqilaiwozhaochenyihaiyoudianshi...”
zuipizizhuandefeikuai,wuyuezhuantoujiupao。
kaiwanxiao,yaotabeizouchengzheiyangyitanlannizaikenglipazhe,taburuquganshouchenyiaidebaobaoranhouquhoushanzhongdi!
bijing,jiumeiyouyigehuaxiarennenggoujujuezhongdi!
但是,
haimeidengwuyuemaikaibuzi,erduoturanchuanlaiyizhenjingfeng。
tongshiyigenliangmizhangdeshanzhangjulitanaoguazi0.01cdedifangtingzhu,wuyuenaozilidexiaotianshifengkuangbaojing。
wuyuedenaoguaziwengwengde,zheisunzishizhendexiangyaoshataaaaa!!
bushishuohaolechangguixunlianjiushiheqitaduiyouyiqixunlianma!!
suoyigenbenbushideba,zheibangpianzia!!
genbenjiushiqitaduiyoubatamendangsunzixunaaaa!!
wuyuexiaoxinyiyideshenchushoutuikaitaiyangxuebianshangdeshanzhang,“nihao,chucijianmian,wo...”
shanzhangbeimengdishouhui,liangbaijinzhongdeshanzhangwangdishangzhongzhongyiza,wuyuedexiaotuiduzidouzaifama。
zhanzaiwuyueyanqianderenchuanzhechiyandeliangongfu,chuanzaiwuyueshenshangpuputongtongdeliangongfu,zaitadeshenshanglengshichuanchulebaqiheshaqi。
boziliguazheyichuanzhangzhangdefozhu,meiyigedouyouwuyuedequantouneimeda,yaoshibeizheichuanfozhuzayixia,gujileigudounenglianduansangen。
gezheyifudounengkandaojieshidejirouhekuankuodejianbang,zhenggerendepifudoutouzheheidemise。
toushangtangzhebaibuzhengqidejiugexiangba,danshiyanweixiazhang,touzhekuangzaohexieqi。
“我知道你,雾月。
tingshuonizaizheicidefubenli,dingzhechenjiayigezhanduidezhanli,xiechilechenyuanlang。”
wuyueqianxubaishou,“bumeishenme,buzhiyiti。”
jiechenlengxiao,“hewuchongyiyangmeiyongdewanyier,yaoshiwozaidehua,chenjiazhanduiliantongchenyuanlangyigedoubiexianglikai。
youyigesuanyige,doudesi。”
wuyuemuzhelian,shouhuishou。
tajide,ganggangjiansuiyujiaozheigetulvshenmelaizhe?duile,jiechen。
狂僧戒尘
wuyuejidetebieqingchu,qianshi,jiechenyinweijiansuiyushensi,wuchongshizong,xianrukuangnuzhizhong。.ь.
tagengefengziyiyangzhaodaochenjiaheanyingxiangyaoweiliangweiduiyoubaochou,duociheshenqingcichanshengmoca。
quebuxiang,shenqingcizhaodaochenjialiyingwaihe。
zuizhong,jiechenbuzhimeishalechenyuanlangheshenqingci,haifanbeitamensuanjizhuimo,chengweilemoseng。
jiechenfeichangdeqiangda,buguanshitijihaishibenshendejuexingnengli,puduzhongsheng。
suoyishenqingcimeibanfayixiazijiushaleta,yushishenqingcijiujiangjiechenyongzhenfasuozhuguanzaimibutoufengdexiangzili。
takanduanjiechendeshoujiao,jiangtazuochenglerenzhi。
shenqingcilengxiaodeshuo:“jiechen,nibushiyizhizichitijiwudi,dangshiwushuangma?
wojiuyaorangnichangchang,danggefeiwudaodishishenmeganjue?
nibushizixugaoshang,chuandapusadezhiyima?zenmebujiannidepusa,laijiunini?”
buzhiruci,shenqingcihaimeitianjijiechendexiangziliguanjinzangwufenshuilaixiuruta。
zongranjiechenkuangao,danshidangtafangxiatudaodeshihou,zongshihuiyongbeitianminrendemuguangpuduzheshiren。
zheiqishibushiwuyuediyicijianguojiechen,cengjingzaigueryuandeshihou,wuyuejiujianguojiechenlaidaogueryuan,weigueryuandehaiziqifu,rangfuzebiyoutamen。
jiusuanwuyuezhishigeputongren,yeyiyangdedaolepusadezhufu。
yanqiandezheizhanglian,hecengjingjianguodelianzhonghe,wuyuejuexin,yidingyaogaibianjiechendemingyun!!
danshizaineizhiqian,wuyuechenzhejiechenshuohuadekongzhuantoujiupao。
笑死,
gaibugaibianmingyun,hetabuxiangbeizouchushi,
zheiliangzhezhijian,wanquanbuchongtuhaoma!!!