第1章
“唉，难搞啊。”
kanzhexiezheqingshankongbuwudedianming，lizhoutanlekouqi。
“zhenshide，yebuzhidaoqianshenzheigeshaqueweishenmebadiankaizaizhejiaoqu？”
“sheihuixianzhemeishilaizheizhongdifangtiyanguiwu？”
meitiandouzhiyoulingxingjigewanjia，zaizheiyangxiaqu，zhendejiuyaochitule。
yinianqian，congpingxingshijiechuanyueerlaidelizhoujichengleqianshenweiyiyichan，yijiaweiyushijiaowaidekongbuwu。
haodaiyeshigelaoban，lizhoubingmeijuedekongbuwuyoushenmebuhao。
taxiongxinzhuangzhi，dasuanhaohaojingying。
keshi，yebuzhishibushiguiwusuozaiweizhitaiguopianpi，haishidangxianianqingrenyinweigezhongkongbupiandexili，duiyuchuantongguiwuzheiyangdechangsuoshiqulexingqu。
bieshuozhuanqian，rujinyingshou，lianjiaodianfeidoubugou！
“gujihaishiweizhitaipianpile，yaobuzhaorendageguanggaoshishi？”
guiwuzhouweihaowurenyan，fujinweiyijizuojianzhu，haibeifeiqile。
zheizhongdifang，gujiyejiuzhendezhiyouguicaiyuanyilaile。
【ding，jiancedaoheshisuzhu，kongbuyuangongxitongbangdingchenggong。】
jiuzailizhouxiangzhegairuhejizijiaguiwuxuanchuanyixiashi，erbian，yidaodianzishengyinhuranxiangqi。
xiayike，yidaodianzixunipingmuzhouranzailizhoumianqianfuxian。
【恐怖员工系统】
【宿主：李舟】
【dangqianyongyoukongbuyuangongshuliang：0】
【dangqianyongyoujinghezhi：0】
【dangqianguiwukongbudengji：0（shengjisuoxuyiqiandianjinghezhi）】
【dangqiankezhaonayuangongshuliang：1】
【zhu：beiguiwuhedaodeyoukekechanshengyidingshuliangjinghezhi，jinghezhikeyonglaigoumaishangchangwupin，fafangyuangonggongzi，tishengguiwukongbudengji】
【guiwukongbudengjimeitishengyiji，zhaonayuangongshuliangzengjiayiyuan】
招纳恐怖员工？
kanzhepingmushangdeneirong，lizhouyandidunshishanguoyimojingxi。
xitong，nizhidaowodengnidengdeyouduoxinkuma？
ganghaiweiguiwucandandeshengyichouku，meixiangdaoxiayimiaojiubangdinglexitong。
真是天无绝人之路！
yigeguiwuchuleyinxiao、dengguang、daojuzheixiezhiwai，zuizhongyaodeshishenme？
演员NPC啊！
yigeyanjizhuangrongbizhendenpc，herendexiaoguokeyuanbiyixiedaojulaideyaohao。
jianyouyicizhaohuanjihui，lizhoumeiyouyouyu，zhijiexuanzezhaohuan。
【ding，gongxisuzhuzhaohuanyuangongchenggong】
【员工：皇族僵尸】
【kongbudengji：0.5】
【meiyuexuzhifugongzi：500jinghezhi】
僵尸？
还是个皇族？
zheigaibuhuishiqianshijiangshishushudianyinglideneigebianjianghuangzujiangshiba？
lizhoukanzheyuangongxinxi，naozilidangjifuxianchujiangshijingdianmoyang。
shenchuanqingchaoguanfu，shuangshoupingju，pifucanbai，zhijiajianzhang，shirenxue！
能吓到人吗？
lizhouyouxiebuqueding，xiangbijiaoqitaguiguai，jiangshidexingxiangzhinengsuanyibanban。
“en？zenmeturanzheimeleng？”
huran，yigufazilinghundelengyihurancongjiaodibanzhicuantouding。
xiangshishiwuliandicengyudaodingjibushizhe，lizhoushenqubuzijuekaishizhandou。
budengtaduoxiang，shenhou，yidaolingrenmaogusongrandeshengyinxiangqi。
“老...板！”
zhuanguoshen，lizhouxiayishiyijuwocaotuokouerchu。
zhijianshenhou，buzhiheshichuxianleyidaogaodadeshenying。
hunshenliaoraozheheiwu，yinqisensen！
liansefulangankurushupi，mouzilvyoukongdong。
yiduizhangzhangdeliaoyazizuijiaozhangchu，rangrenbuhuaiyitanengqingyicichuanbojing！
shuangshoupingju，qingmianliaoya，zhengshiyitouhuoshengshengdejiangshi！
“woqu，zheixiaoguo，juelea！”
jinjinyishunjian，lizhoujiucongjinghezhonghuiguoshenlai。
tameiyouxiayishitaopao，fanerdiyishijianxiangdaoruguoqitarenkanjianzheitoujiangshihuishishenmexiaoguo。
bushuoheyun，hunshenfaruanjueduishimeirenhewenti！
yanqianzheijiahuohunshenshangxiabujinsanfazhesensensiqi，neiyishuanglvyouyoudemouzi，haichongchizhenongnongdebaolihedanmo，jiuxiangshiyitoumeiyourenhelizhidekongbuyeshou。
erqiezheijiahuohaihengao，lizhouyimibajidegezi，doucaidaotadexiongkou！
ruguobushizhidaoduifangshizijizhaohuanlaideyuangong，lizhoujueduihuihaobuyouyusatuijiupao！
zheipumianerlaideyapogan，juele！
“keke，neige，ni...huishuohua？”
kesouyisheng，lizhouqiangxingwenzhufaruandeshuangtui，baichulaobanzitai。
“会...”
jiangshizhangkaizui，keyiqingxidekanjianyigudandanshiqimanyanerchu，rangrenbuhanerli。
“xing，congjintianqi，nijiushiwoqingshanguiwudeyuangongle！”
“shixianshuohao，zheilibushinizhiqiandedifang，woyaogenniyuefasanzhang。”
“ruguoniweibeileqizhongrenheyitiao，zhijiejuanpugaigundan！”
lizhoudehuarangjiangshishunjianhuquyizhen，dangjizhandebanbanzhengzheng，tinghoufaluo。
“diyi，nidezhuyaogongzuo，jiushiheren。”
“zaiyourenlaideshihou，yaojiazhuangzijishitou...e，budui，nizhijiebanyanhaozijibenzhijiuxing，quhehutamen，jiazhuangxitamendexue。”
“dangran，jizhu，yidingshijiazhuang，qianwanqianwanqianwanbunengzhendedongshou！”
“ruguokerenshoudaoyidingdianshanghai，nilimajuanpugaigundan！”
“dier，chulewozhiwai，nibunengherenherenkaikoushuohua。”
“gongzuoqijianruguoyoushenmedandadekerenzhaoniliaotiandahua，nibuyonglihui，zhijiezoujiuxing。”
“dangran，ruguoninengbaduifanghedao，wojinijiagongzi。”
“jizhu，ruguoyidannikaikouhebierenshuohua，yelimajuanpugaigundan！”
“disan，e...disantiaowohaimeixianghao，jiuxianzheiyang。”
yebuzhijinghezhiyoushenmeyong，jigejuanpugaigundanyichu，jiangshidangjishenquyizhen，ruxiaojizhuomiyibanfengkuangdiantou。
“lao...laoban，wo...doujizhule，buyao...rangwo...gun...gundan！”
jianxitongzhaolaideyuangongrucitinghua，lizhoumanyidediandiantou。
shenchushou，tadianqijiaopailepaijiangshijianbang，xiaodao：“nifangxin，zhiyaonihaohaogan，wobujinbuhuikaichuni，jiagongzishenmede，yedoushixiaowenti。”
“jiayouba，wohenkanhaoni！”
liangjulaobanjingdianhuashuyichu，jiangshidunshixiangshidaleji...dalerenxueyiyang。
tabizhizhanhao，siyadedao：“laoban...herenshenmede，wo...zuishanzhangle！”
“nifangxin...wobuhuirang...rangnin...shiwangde！”
“woyexiangxinninengzuohao。”
李舟语气笃定。
kaiwanxiao，yanqianzheijiahuoganggangkeshilianzijichadiandouhedaole。
yaoshihuanzuobieren，zuishaodoudehechubanjinniaochulai！
neiyinqisensenchuntianrandekongbumoyang，birenhehuazhuangdengguangxiaoguodouyaolaidehao。
“laoban，nikankanwojintianbanzheigezenmeyang！”
jiuzailizhouxiangzhegairuheanpaijiangshizhuchushi，yimingshenchuanranxuehushifudeshaonvhurancongguiwuneizouchu。
shaonvlianshanghaiweihuazhuang，mianrongkeaijingzhi。
“yi，laobannizheishiyoumaijiarennpclema？”
“zheixiaoguohaoxiangbizhiqianneijigedouyaohaoa！”
fangxiaolukanzhelizhoushenhoubeiduizhetadejiangshi，liangyandunshiyiliang。
haiyiweishilizhouxinmaideherendaoju，tazoushangqian，shenchushoujiuxiangmoyimo。
“小鹿，等等！”
kandaozheiyimu，lizhoudangjihanleyisheng。
buguo，tahaishiwanleyibu。
jiangfangxiaoludangchengkerendejiangshizhuanguoshen，yishuangmouziyoulvsezhuanhuanchengxinghong，hunshenqishishunjianbaozhang！
zuijiaoliaoyamengdebianzhangyicun，weiweizhangkaidezuilikaishifachurukatanbandeguiyishengyin。
“嗬.....”