第5章
“yishouliangliangsongjiquanshijie！”
“zuihouneigejiahuoshisheia？wanquanmeijianguo，mingxing？wokantawanghongdoubushiba？”
“durirunian？yuanlaixianrenzaoliaodaojintian，weicichuangzaolezheigeciyu，wodeyinianshouming......”
“tianhukaiju，meidewanle！”
“zheixiemingxingtaimeizerenxin，xitongrangtamenzuozhunbei，jingranmeiyigedanghuishi。”
“脱粉！不解释！”
suiranshidaguozhuanchang，canjiayouxidemingxingzaiguowaidezhimingduhendi，dantamenzaidaguobushiyixianjiushicengjingdeyixian，henyouzhimingdu。
shijiyirentucaotamen，yijinggoukepa。
【youxijiangzaibanxiaoshihouzhengshikaishi，qingzhongweicanjiayouxidewanjiazhenxibaoguidebangexiaoshiwudishijian。】
xitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi，bujinrangquanqiudeguanzhongxinqinggengcha，gengshijichuyedengrenhendadeyali。
chaogeyuchichitongshiyiduosuo，jiuyixiangshijianhuanlebushao。
狐狸磊率先发言。
“zheibushizuomeng，bushihuanjue，xianzaiwomenshigerenjianfuzherenleidemingyun，womendechengbaijiangyingxiangquanqiurenleideshouming。”
他毛遂自荐。
“yixianzaideqingkuanglaikan，youwodangduizhanglaizhidingzhanshu，womenhuoshengdekenengxinggenggaoyixie。”
leibaoshusixiamianmosuishouyireng，shentaidunshibiandebadao：“leileidangduizhangwojushuangshoushuangjiaozancheng，tashiwomenzhongzuicongmingderen。”
qiutianbokuxiao。“zongzhibushinizheigeershazidangduizhangjiuxing，jiuzaizheilizuozheshangliangba。”
“呕！”
zheishi，chaogemengdituikaipangbiandechichi，padaoshuijingkou，chaoshuijinglimiantuleqilai。
qiyujiurendoushimudengkoudai。
“**！”
chuyejingdeyanzhudouyaodiaoxialai，zheikenengshitamenzuizhongyaodeshuiziyuan，jiuzheimebeiwuranle。
要喝别人的呕吐物？
想想都觉得恶心！
“马的！”
chuyehuocengdeshanglai，yebuguanchaogeshibushidamingxing，chongshangqujiuzhuchaoge，mengdijiangchaogetuidaodishang。
砰砰。
haijuedebujieqi，fenhendechuailechaogeliangjiao。
“住手！”
chichijiulianghao，meineimezui，chongguolailouzhuchuye，pingjietizhongyoushi，qingsongjiangchuyeshuaidao。
daheiniuhuanlekouqi，jingshenliqidouhuifuleyixie，yeshipuguolaibangmang，jiangchuyeyazhidesiside。
tianshibaobeiyanedewangzhechuye。“zheirenshisheia？shenjingbingba？weishenmedachaoge？”
hulileiganjinpaoguoququanzu。
“dajiayouhuahaohaoshuo，biechongdong。”
chuyedetoubeidaheiniuanzhe，liandouxianruhuangshali。
duiyutazheigebushuderen，xiashouzhenhen。
“lianshouqifuwoshiba？”
“可以！”
“zheilishishamo，shuijingbeichaogejiwuranle。”
“denghuinimenbiezhaowoyaoganjingdeshui，doutamaquhechaogedeoutuwu。”
hulileibenlaihencongming，turanmianlinzheiyangdeshiqingyeshihuangleshen。
fanyingguolai，limapadaoshuijingchakan，liansedunshixiangchilesicangyingbannankan。
“放开他！”
hulileidahedetongshi，puguoqutuikaidaheiniu，yibajiangchichibalakai。
“tashuodemeicuo，zheikoujingshiwomenzuizhongyaodeshengcunwuzi......kee。”
他也是气。
danshiqingyijingfasheng，dongshoubushijiejuewentidebanfa。
hulileidaizheleibaoshu、qiutianbo、mianyangxing，jiangchuyejirenfenkai，gezilazhuqizhongyiren。
tuwanyihou，chaogeqingxinglebushao。
suiranjiaobuhaiyouxiexufu，danyijingyishidaocuowu。
“duibuqigewei，shiwodecuo，shiwokengledajia。”
“zheiweixiaogedawoshiyinggaide，xianzaiwozijidouxiangdaziji。”
“aiya......wozenmejiuhemihuleni？”
“该打！”
shuozhe，tahenhenchoulezijiyizuiba。
bujinshidaoqian，haishizaidaxingziji。
“buhaoyisi，wogangcaichongdongle。”
renshidaochaogeshigeyoudandangderen，chuyedunshixiaoqi，yexiangchaogedaoqian。