第3章 老子又不会飞(2181字)

yishengjiejiegouqibaiyuchenzhuyi,jicangneibuzhiheshirenaoqilai,jigenanrenbuhuaihaoyidexiaozhe,zhiqianjibaiyuchensongshuideneigekongjiezhengmanlianxiunudezhanzaineili。

“shinigande?”meilikongjienuzhizheyigeyoutoupangdudezhongniannanrenzhiwendao。

pangnanrenweisuoyixiao,tanletanshoushuodao:“meinv,nikebieyuanwanghaoren,ninazhiyanjingkandaoshiwozuode?”

“wokandaole,jiusini,dafeizhu!”yigesiwusuidexiaonvhaierpaodaokongjieshenbian,naishengnaiqidao:“jiejie,wozhendekandaole,shizheigedafeizhumoleni**。”

“aiyou!xiaomei,nixiashuoshenme?ganjinhuilai!”xiaonvhaidemamabuxiangreshi,jimangjiangxiaonvhaieryibazhuailehuiqu。

“tingjianmeiyou?zheigexiaopengyoukandaoshinizuode,nihaixiangdilaibucheng?”kongjiexiunaodao。

“heng!xiaopihaidehuayenengxin?”pangnanrenbuxiedelenghengyisheng,“meinv,niwenwenqitaren,youmeiyoukandaowomoni?”

shuozhe,pangnanrenyinlengdemuguangsaoxiangfujindejigechengke,chumenzaiwaimeirenxiangzhaoremafan,jibianshikandaoyebuyidinghuishuo,genghekuanggenpangnanrenyiqidehaiyoujigediaoerlangdangdejiahuo,yikanjiubushishanlei,zheixiechengkebiangengjiajianmobuyule。

“hehe……meirenkandao。”pangnanrendeyidexiaolexiao,“meinv,jiusuannixiangpengciyeyaokankanshijia!zheikeshizaifeijishang,nihaishichengwurenyuan,nandaojiushizheiyangweiwomenfuwudema?”

“ni!”kongjieqideliandantonghong,mingmingbeizhanlebianyi,quehaibeizheigezhutoudaodayipa。

“meinv,wokele,nijiwonabeishuiba!”pangnanrenbujinmeiyoubaxiu,fanerdengbizishanglian,“doushuotianhanggongsidefuwuhao,jintianlaozikedehaohaojianshijianshi。”

kongjiefennubuyi,fenquanjinjinzuanqi,neimoyanghenbudetongbianpangnanrenyidun,kebuzhiweihe,jimiaohou,kongjieyingshijiangnuhuoyalexiaqu,naqiyibeishuifangdaopangnanrenzuoqian。

pangnanrenkansiqujieshuibei,keshouqueyouyiwuyidemoleyibakongjiedexiaoshou,lianshangneiweisuoxiaoyiyandouyanbuzhu。

“niganma!”kongjienule,tadeweiqurenrangquerangpangnanrenbianbenjiali,zheiyicitarenwukeren。

“heihei……meinv,nishengshenmeqi?woyouzuoshenmema?”pangnanren**dexiaodao。

“ni!”kongjieyangqishoubei,kehaimeidengluoxia,yigerenturanchuxian,yibajiuzhupangnanren,suijiyibazhanghenhendaleguoqu。

“aiyou!”pangnanrentonghuyisheng,bukezhixindekanxiangdazijideren。

kongjielengzhule,tashashadekanzheyanqiandebeiying,tingbaerkuanhou,momingdejirenyizhonganquangan。

“ni……nijingrangandawo?”pangnanrenwuzheyicelian,**ladetengtongrangtashunjianqingxingguolai,“wokao!nitemesheia?jingranganduilaozidongshou!”

“dayige**eryi,youshenmebugande。”baiyuchenlenglengdao。

“woca!chouxiaozi,nitemeshihuonilema?”shuozhe,pangnanrenqishenbianhuiquandahuiqu。

baiyuchenmianbugaisedejiezhuzheiyiquan,taishouyoushiyibazhanghenhendaleguoqu,pangnanrenbeidadeyuntouzhuanxiang,liangbianpanglianhongzhongyipian。

“aiyou!wodelian……”pangnanrencanjiao,gangneiyixiadetengtonghaiweihuanjie,jinjiezheyoulaileyibazhang,keshibatatenghuaile。

“nizheizhongzhazha,haiyaolianganma?”baiyuchenyiliandanran,suihoukandoubukanpangnanrenyiyan,zhuanshenwangxiangkongjie,“suirannishichengwurenyuan,yaoweichengkefuwu,danshouxianniyeshigeren,ruguozunyandoubeizheibanjianta,neiyejiuwuxuzairenle。”

“ni……”kongjielenglengdekanzhebaiyuchen,zheibushicongshangfeijijiushifenshenchendeneigenanrenma?suiranzhangdebushuai,danjianyidemianpangquetouzheyiguzibieyangdemeili,youqishineishensuideyanshen,duishideshunjian,kongjieganjuezijihaosiyixiazixianlejinqu。

“xiexiezheizhonghuajiubuyongshuole。”baiyuchenxiaosadebailebaishou。

“woxiang……”kongjieyankanzhebaiyuchen,lianshangluchuyisijise。

“yebuxuyaozhidaowodemingzi,jushouzhilaoeryi。”baiyuchentailetaixiaba,guzuosatuodao。

“xiaoxin!”kongjiegubudetaiduo,jimangshangqianqulabaiyuchen。

yuanlaipangnanrenjielianbeidaliangbazhangnaoxiuchengnu,suishounaqiyigebaowenhuchaozhebaiyuchenhounaoshaozaqu。

jiuzaibaowenhuluoxiadeshunjian,baiyuchenshenxingweidongduoshankailai,kongjiejiuzaishenqian,weileburangkongjiebeiwushang,baiyuchenduoshandetongshi,yibalouzhukongjieyaoshen,suijiyigexuanzhuantiaokai。

zheiyiqiebuguofashengzaidianguanghuoshizhijian,baiyuchensudufeichangkuai,kuaidaosuoyourenjihumeikanqingtashizenmeduokaide。

yijibuzhong,pangnanrenyongliguomeng,zaijiashangtixingtaiguochenzhong,zhenggerenpulechuqu,gendimianlailegeshifenqinmidejiechu。

“哎呦!”

kandaozheiyimu,chengkemenbujinyanzuitouxiao,pangnanrendejigetongbanjimangshangqianjiangtafuleqilai,dagaishigendimianqindeyoudianguohuo,pangnanrendebixuezhijiebiaolechulai。

“a!wo……woliuxuele!”pangnanrenyimobizi,shoushangxianhongyipian,dangjizazahuhudejiaoleqilai,“zheixiaozi,ta……tabawodachuxuele。”

ercishi,baiyuchenzhenghuaibaomeiren,simuxiangdui,kongqizhongmimanzheaimeideqixi。

“ng,yaozhihenxihenruan,pifuhenbai,yanjingqingchemingliang,jibiansuyankendingyeshimeinv。”douzheigeshihoule,baiyuchenjingranhaiyouxianxinmomopingpanzhekongjiedezise。

“ningshuang!”zheishi,yijishengyindapolezheijihaodefenwei,“woca!nisheia?ganmabaozhuningshuang?kuaifangkaita!”

huayinweiluo,yigeshencaishougaomianmuqingxiudekongshaopaoleguolai,yibajiangbaiyuchentuikai,muguangzhongmanshidiyi。

“ningshuang,nimeishiba?zheijiahuoshibushiqifunile?”kongshaozhizhebaiyuchenfenfendao。

kongjiexiusedekanlebaiyuchenyiyan,weiweiditouqingshengdao:“tameiqifuwo,fanerjiulewo。”

“a?”kongshaoyileng,huyidedengxiangbaiyuchen,“zheijiahuogangcaidoufeilinile,wodoukanjianle。”

“guanjingxuan,nifanbufana?wodoushuotameiqifuwole。”kongjiebunaifandeshuodao。

beikongjieyixun,zheigejiaoguanjingxuandekongshaodunshiyakou,dankanxiangbaiyuchendemuguangqueyijiumanshidiyi。

“ei,ei,nimenliaogoulemei?danglaozishikongqia?”beiwushiyijiudepangnanrennaohuodehandao。

sanrenzhuantoukanqu,guanjingxuanyilianyihuo,baiyuchenzeshiyilianwugudetanletanshouzhuanshenhuizuoweile。

“zheirenganmade?”guanjingxuanwendao。

“zheijiahuocaishiqifuwoderen。”kongjiemeihaoqidao,muguangquezhuisuizhebaiyuchenlikai。

pangnanrenyibiancabixueyibianzhizhebaiyuchenhandao:“chouxiaozi,biexiangpaoa!”

baiyuchenbuxiedepielepiezui,xiangkan**yiyangkanxiangpangnanren,“kao!laoziyoubuhuifei,wangnaerpao?”