第1章

kaixinwenle,qingzijueshangjiaonaozi。

lingjiuzuozaicheliqianwangxuexiao,tadexinshenfenshifumuwanggudaizhedaliangzichanhuiguodehuaqiao,muqiangaosanzaidu。

takanzhechuangwaichengshidefanhuajingxiangjinshouyandi。gaoloudashalinli,xingrencongcongmangmang,takaishihuixiangzheicirenwudejuqing。

pinqiongdenvzhuxuexihaobeizizhucainenggouzaikelisisilixuexiaojiudu,nanzhuxiaoshihoujianguonvzhu,yeshitazizhudenvzhu。

nvzhuyuzheigexuexiaodetongxuexingchenglexianmingdeduibi,tayouxiezibei,nanzhuhaoxinbangzhunvzhu,nvzhuquewuhuinanzhushishishe,fanpaixihuannvzhujiuyizhigaopohuai。

zuizhongnvzhulikailezheisuoxuexiao,nanzhuhefanpaiyedoudegenglihai。

zhidaotarushehuinannvzhuzaiyicixiangyu,cishinvzhushenbianyijingyourenbieren,nanzhudezhihouxinhuiyileng,zuizhongfanpaichengshengzhuijibananzhugongsigaodaopochan。

zhiqianlingjiuhaishixitong,tarangjiangxitingxiongtaitou,tameiyouzixin,haihenhaipalingjiu,tayizhishenmedoubuganzuo,yejiudaozhirenwupinpinshibai,nannvzhuyemeizaiyiqi。

zheicizhuyaoshibangzhunvzhujiangxiyunanzhuchengxunzaiyiqi,haiyaogaizaoweilaidefanpaixieyuan。yaohuodezheigexiaoshijiedenengliangcainenghuanxingta。

xiangdaojiangxidanxiaodeyangzihe007shizhendexiang,rangrentouteng,haishiyaoduolianlian。

takanleyanshijiannaqishoujibodadianhua,jimiaohouduimianjietongtakaikou:“wei!shiwo,wufenzhonghoudao。”

wufenzhonghoucheliangtingwen,shiyixiachelakaihouzuochemen:“**,daole。”

lingjiunaqishubaoxiache,youtongxuekaishihaoqicheneishisheibiantingzhukankan。

yingruyanliandeshitayouyitouwuheidezhangfa,weijuandefasirupububanliutangzaijiantou,yingchenchubaixidejifu。tadeyanjingyouruyekongzhongzuiliangdexingxing,jingyingtitou,chongmanzheshenmiyuyouhuo。

tamengangkaishishihaoqizaikandaolingjiuhoufenfenfachulejingtansheng,tatingzhidebiliang、jingzhidelunkuo,rangtazhenggemianrongxiandegengjialitiheshengdong。weiweishangyangdeyanweizetouchuyiguzixin。

henkuaijiuyouliangmingnianlingyuewushilaisuidenanrenchuxianzailingjiumianqian。

lingjiuhuitoukanxiangshiyi:“nihuiquba!fangxuezailaijiewo!”tadeshengyinlvexianqingleng。

shiyiwanyaoshuodao:“haode,**。”

suihoukaizhelaosilaisihuanyingliqu。

nanzichuanzhezhengqishencailveweiyongzhong,manmianchunfengdexunwenlingjiu:“shilingtongxueba!woshikelisidexiaozhang,weinianpaizailegaosanyiban,yihouyouwentikeyizhaolizhuren。”

zheishixiaozhangshenhoudelizhurenyeshangqiandazhaohu:“lingtongxuenihao,woshinimennianjizhuren,youshiqingjinguanzhaowo。”lingjiudezhuyilibeitajinshengwujidetoufaxiyin。

lingjiujixuexiaojuanle3yi,yaoqiujiaruxuexiaolishihui,xiaozhangdangrantongyile,3yihuangelishitazhuanfanlehaoma!

xianzaishibalingjiudangchengcaishenyegongzhe!

lingjiudiantou,jiexialailizhurenbiandaizhelingjiuqianwangjiaoshibaodao。

tamenzouhouxuexiaomenkoutingzhudexuexiaocaikaishitaolun。

“wodetianna!ganggangnimenkandaolema?xiaozhangzaineigenvshengmianqianjuranhaidiantouhayaode。”

“kandaolekandaole,nimenkandaoneinvshengdezuojialema!laosilaisihuanyingdingpei。”

“zheishinalilaidechaojihaomen,yiqianzenmemeitingshuoguo,kanlaiyaoranglaobachayixia。”

“zhongdiannandaobushineinvshengdemeimaoma,jianzhishitianxian!”

“duiaduia!haopiaoliang,zheixialvjingjingdexiaohuazhiweipashiyaogongshourangrenle”

“buzhidaotahuibuhuiqisi,hahaha”

“hahahahahahahahahaha。”

henkuaichaojipiaoliangdehaomenqianjinzhuanxueguolaichuanbianlexiaoyuan。