——jiaojiaoguaiguairouruopiaoliangnvzhubaobao，aiku！——
【xinshourenwuhenjiandandee，zhurenzhunbeihaolema？】
mingzhuozhongzhongdianlexiatou，“ng！”
xiaotaohuabutaishuliannianzherenwu，【bencirenwu，zhengjiuyuanshunvzhushentong，zuzhizishajieju，jiechunannvzhuzhijian10086gewuhui。】
jinruxiaoshijiewancheng，shayebudongdexiaoxinshoumingzhuoguzuyongqiqiao**jiangyanjingxiankaiyitiaofengxi，aimeidedengguangjiangtalongzhao，houzhihoujueganshoudaoshirudechuganluozaitadexiaotuishang，yangyipanpa。
qiguaizainaodailiwenxiaotaohua，【taotao，weishenmeganjueyoudongxizaitianwodejiao。】
xiaotaohuanaonaonaodai，tayebudonge。
mengmengdongdongdemingzhuobeiturandecitongtengdezhengyan，zhiqianshitiangangcaishiyao。
yachihuanhuanxianruzhigaobanderuanrouli，caibuqingbuzhongdeshenshedounong。
mingzhuowangzijidexiaotuishangkan，neishuangmolvsedetongkongbuzhisuocuodedengyuan，quanzhezijidexiaotuiyuanlimianqianneinanren。
【tashisheia，taotao？】
xiaotaohuaxianruduanzandechenmo，shengyinyouxieruorenzhenfansiziji，【yiwaima，kenengshigangcaijinruxiaoshijiedeshihoushunshoubatadaishanglaile。】
【xiesi，gangcaizaijiubabangshanglaidemeinan，jitaxiayaorangtasihouni……】
danchundemingzhuoyuanbenshiyijianshanggushenqifeicuilinglongzhuo，diyicihuaxingbushulianyibuxiaoxinbeitianleipidexibalan，xiaotaohuashuozhiyaotawanchengrenwujiunengzhongxinhuaxingyoujiankangdeshenti，hainengrangtashixianhaoduoyuanwang。
yaoshiwanbucheng，yizhuoyitongjiusiqiaoqiaole。
beipokuaichuandereneryanjingzhengdeyuanyuanhaishidiyicijianzheime**dechangmian。
nanrenshuangshoubeibangguizaitamianqian，yishanbanchangluchuxiongtang，xizhuangdemajiajiangtadeshenxingwanmeigoule，kansigubanqueyouzheguhuorenxindemeili。
banshidetoufapeishangneizhangjingzhitouzhebohongdeliandan，quanshenshangxiatouzhejinlengweixian。
faweideshuizhudijinsuogu，xiesimanbujingxintaiyankanqienuoduoyuandexiaoguniang，chunshejianhaizaihuiweixiniruanmiandechugan。
小怂货。
mingzhuozhengzaijinjijieshoujuqing，shengpatashishenmebunengzhaorededaboss。
【zheishinvzhushentonghenanzhuguxingyanzhijianwuhuidiejiaaihenjiaozhideaiqinggushi，shentongshimingjiabeibaocuoyiluozaiwaidezhenqianjin，qinshengfumudechongaibeijiaqianjinniduozou】
【yinweigezhongyaoyanwumiechengweicanxixidexiaokelian，hehuxianganliandenanzhuyinweiwuhuiyuezouyueyuan，zuihougushenyirenlikai，ershijisuidenianjijiuzisha。】
mingzhuodenaodailixiaohualezheigexiaoshijiedejuqing，qiaoqiaowentaohua，【woshichuanshuozhongdeedunvpei？】
xiaotaohua：【lingyouqiren，nishibeiyibidaiguodelurenjiashouchongjiaqianjin。】
mingzhuotoumiaoleyijiuguididenanrenyiyan，【neitani？】
【tashinannvzhuzhijianwuhuideshizuoyongzhexieyandexiaoshuxiesi，suangelurenyiba。】
xiesigezhedianjulikanta，bujinbumanwensuochengyituandexiaowugui，“jiwoxiayao，ming**dasuanzenmeban？”
yigelurenyi，zhangzheimeheren。
mingzhuoyimiantoutoufeibangyibianxiaoxinyiyikaojinta，shenshouqujietabangzaihoubeideshuangshou。
jiaojiaorouroudeshaonvkaojin，xiesibijiannengwendaotashenshangdandandeyaoxiangwei，ruanruowugudezhijiannulijiezheshengzi，bukebimiandejifuxiangpeng，tashenshangdetiwenjuranbitadi。
xiesiqiaowushengxichuimoukantafaxuan，mudutabenzhuodenulibuzhiweiheyouxiexiangxiao。
是个很漂亮的笨蛋。
feilebantianjing，ruanmianmiandeshoulikaitadejifu，mingzhuoneishuangpiaoliangdebusichangrendetongkongkanzheta，xiaoshengnieru，“jiekaile。”
xiesiyajinshenshouqunietadezhifuneidianrou，qiheidemouguangweixian，“gangcaiyongzheizhishouwangwozuilisaileyao，jieyaobujile？”
yanlideshengyinheletayitiao，mingzhuopayixiadazaitashoubeishang，jiangshoucongtazhijianzhengtuozangzaishenhou。
jiaojiaoqiqixiaoshengdunang，“huodehaohaodema，yaoshenmejieyao。”
jicudeqiaomenshengxiangqi，mingzhuoyoubeihedao，xiangzhibeijingdaodexiaomaoshuqinaodai，tizhequnbaipaodaomenkoumaoyankan。
明父明母，她爸妈。
xiesikantawozaimenbashoushangdebaixi，wanweideyuqixiangqi，“bierenjinlaikandaowoyishanbuzhengyilianchunse，ming**shixianghaojieshilehaishibuyaomingshengle？”
shuodeyoudaoli，mingzhuomaizhexiaosuibukaojinxiesi，shenshouzhuatadeyifujiaoshengmingling，“kuaiqilai。”
guishishenchatuibushoukongzhidetingconglezheixiaoguniangdemingling，xiesibeitamaonaobandelidaotuijinleyushi，“nibiechulai。”
meilaidejichusheng，shenchudezhangxinyebeitadeyijiaoqingqingfu，xiesitanlekouqiyaotouxiaoxiaoanfendaizaiyuandi。
mingjiafumuduinveryizhijiaoshengguanyang，kuangqiemingzhuozixiaoshentibuhao，mingfuqishidexiaoyaoguanzidaonadoubufangxin。
jiaojideliangrenzhanzaimenkou，mingzhuodakaimenjiujicongcongwangmingmuhuailitou，ruanruandeshentitiezhefurenqinnibaozhetaceng。
“bama，nimenzenmelaile？”
liangrenzanshifangxiaxin，mingmufutadebei，“niyishengbuhangpaole，womenzenmefangdexiaxin。”
mingfuwangmianqiandefangjiankan，yangzhuangyansuwennver，“sheidainilaijiudiande，shibushibeirendaihuaile？”
mingzhuoxinligedengyixia，zijizailiangrenxinlideguaibaobaoxingxiangkebunenghui。
shenshouquwanmingfudeshou，chanzheliangrenwangwaizoushengyinguaiqiao，“meiyoubeidaihuai，wozhishixiangyigerenlengjinglengjing。”
“jieshouwobushinimennverdeshishi。”
liangrendezhuyilibeizhuanyi，mingzhuojiakuaibuziwangwaizou，zhuajinhuijiahenvzhugaohaoguanxi。
sanrenzouhou，jiudiandemenzaicidakai，xiesijingjingkanzhezhongjianneidaojiaoqiaodeshenying。
beijiaoguandezheimedanchunpiaoliang，youxieyisi。
xiashukaojinxiesierbianqingshengwen，“siye，tingshuonibeirenxiayaole，yaobuyaowobarenjiaoxunyidun。”
xiesibuzantongdeniletayiyan，liangzhijianheranniezheyimeiyaowanwan，tagangcaigenbenmeichi。
“jiuyidanchunhejialirennaopiqidexiaonvhai，rangrangtazenmele。”
liuzaiyuandiderenmimang，daodishisheicanren？
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