第6章 被逼疯的妈妈

bangwan,zaizhangyuefendecuicuxia,xieyuannandexiayicizaoban,tayihuilai,zhangyuefenjiuchaotashiyanse,zheirangxieyuanmeijianyuefabunai,taxihuanjiabanchuleyaojiakongsongshizhiwai,lingyifangmianjiushibuyuanyihuilaimianduizheixiesuosui。

buguosongxiajiazhuangmeikanjianxieyuandepibei,tacaibuyaoxiangyiwangduixieyuanxuhanwennuan,weilezhaoguqikeliandezizunxin,jiangzijidezitaifangdaozuidi,shizaiyuchun。

“lai,lingling。”taquanxinquanyiweinverchizhou,zuotiancaisonglaideyibingxianggaojishicai,zhishenglexiezhurouheqingcai,quanbubeitayonglaizhuzheiguozhou,danshenshitadoushizijizhaoguziji,suoyishouyihaibucuo,linglingchidefeichangxiangtian。

jiansongxiashizhongmeiyoudahuadeyisi,xieyuanzhongyukailezunkou:“nimeizhunbeiwomendefan?”

songxianeixinchixiao,biaomianshenshang:“linglingyizhibushufu,jintiancaichuyuanhuilai,woyiweinihuixianguanxinwomendenver。”

xieyuanjibukejiandemianseyibian,danhenkuaijiuhuifuchengyilianguanhuaidemoyang:“woshikanlinglingmeishenmeshi,kejianlinglinghaishilikainibuxing,songxia,zheigejiayounizhenhao。”

tayiguandeyonglinsedetianyanmiyupengzhesongxia,xiangzaiwuxingdeshenghuozhongrangsongxiayizhidaizaijiali,kesongxiazaoyijingbushiyiqiandetale。

“doushuohaizishizuichunjingde,sheiduitahaojiuyilaishei,yebuzhidaozenme,linglingduinijiushibuqin,xieyuan,shibushinipingshigongzuotaimangledoumeishijianpeilingling,wokanburuzheiyang,yihouwobangnifendanyixiegongzuo,niduopeipeilingling,linglingbunengzhiyaowobuyaoni,bijingnishilinglingdebaba。”

zhangyuefentingwanzuixianchenbuzhuqi,xiangdoumeixiangdefanbo:“neizenmexing?xiaoyuantangtangyijiazhizhu,zenmenengzaijiadaihaizi?”

songxiatiaomei,yongyihuodeyanshenkanxiangxieyuan,fangfozaishuomazenmenengzheiyangshuo?hunhoudeshenghuobushitamentanlianaideshihoujiuyuedinghaodema?

xieyuanshenxiyikouqi:“ma,zheishiwohesongxiadeshi,ninbieduoguan。”

“woshilinglingdenainai,wohaibupeizaizheigejiashuojijuhuale?linglingrichangyouwoheniba、xiaosonghaibugou,haiyaonidanwugongzuo?chonghaiziyebushizheimechongde,yangdetaijiaoqijiuhaoma?”

tashuozheshuozhejiumoqilelei:“majiuzhidao,nimenfuqishibushixianqimahenibale,xianqiwomenmeiwenhua,xianqiwomenmeibenshi,keshiwohenibazaimeibenshi,yeshengchijianyongdejiangnijigongchulaile,nibuzhidaoneixienian,weilejinijiaoshenghuofei,madaretiandeshangjiejianpingzi,xianxiebeiluguodeqichezhuangdao,maneishihoujiuxiang,yaoshizanmenjiayenengzuoshangzheiyangdeqichejiuhaole,rujinjialiqichedaoshiyoule,danniquekaishixianqiwoheniba,jiranwohenibazhaorenxian,buruhuiquxiangxiasuanle……”

“ma!”xieyuandanxindefuzhetama,ranhouyongzeguaiheqiqiudeyanshenkanxiangsongxia。

songxiabaozhelinglingbujiehua,chiwancazuihouxiansongquertongfang,zheixiemomingqimiaodehuahaishiranglinglingshaotingweihao。

“xianzijiwan,mamadenghuierjinlaijinidutonghuashuhaobuhao?”

“ng。”linglingfeichangguaiqiao,haiqingqingzaisongxialianjiashangyiqin。

“jimamanengliang,zheiyangmamadefannaojiufeifeile。”

songxiayankuangyisuan,yuanlailinglingtasuirannianjixiao,danshenmedouzhidao。

“zhenguai,xianzijiwan,mamahenkuaijiuhuilai。”

xielinglingdengmenguanshangzhihou,biaoqingbiandediluo,taxiangyaomamakaixinyidian,dantabuzhidaogaizenmezuo,nainaizongshuoshitabutinghua、shuotamoren,ketazhendeyijinghennulibujimamazengtianmafanle。

erqiemeicibabahuijia,mamazonghuibukaixin,ruguokeyi,taxiwangbabashaohuilai。

tazhidaozheiyangxiangbuhao,danshimamacaishizuizhongyaodeya!

zhiyubaba,babayouyeyenainai,ermamadebabamamayijingquletianshang,suoyimamagengxuyaota。

xiaoxiaodelinglingminzhechun,meijiandaizhedandandeyouchou,bieshuoxiaohaizishenmedoubudong,xiangfanxiaohaizizuihuichayanguansele,linglingzhishitaidongshi,shenmedoubushuoeryi。

yanjiansongxiachulai,zhangyuefenkuhandegengdasheng:“xiaoyuan,niyeshimayishoudaidade,maziwenmeijiangnidaichumaobinglaiba?burannizenmekaoshangmingpaidaxuerujinzheimechuxide?zenmerujinjiuzaorenxianqile?shimabuzhongyong,shimagenbushangshidai。”

“ma,meirenshuonishenme。”xieyuannaixinhongzhe,jiezheyoujisongxiashiyanse。

songxiachuimoubujiecha,muziliangzheishiguyizaizuojitakanni!

yiwangjiushizheiyang,zhangyuefenyiku,xieyuanjiumianluweinan,ranhoutashanjierenyidequhong,zuihoutuoxiexinleidezhiyoutaziji。

“songxia……”xieyuanrenzhenuqikaikou,“mazheimeduonianyeburongyi,nijiubunengshunzhedianmama?mayeshiweilezanmenzheigejiahao。”

“maburongyiyoubushiwozaochengde。”songxiabonongzheshouji,fanguolaixunchita,“madangnianneimexinku,bayaochengqizheigejiawolijie,danniyebuhonghong?rangmadaolexianzaihaiweiqu,wokeconglaimeishuoguoxianqimadehua,kendingyoushinishuoleshenme。”

zaizheiyijiarendemudengkoudaizhong,songxiajixudao:“wojiushuonipingshitaimang,bieshuolingling,lianbamadoumeigushang,xieyuan,wohenkuijiusongshiqianbanzhuleni,suoyiweilerangniyihouyoushijianduopeipeibama,gongzuoshangdeshihaishirangwolaiyiqifendanba。”

zhangyuefentingzhedouwangjilesapo,duitahengmeishuyan:“wonaliguaixiaoyuanle?”

songxiayifulijiedebiaoqing:“ma,nixintengxieyuanwozhidao,danshinihebanianjidale,yeshishihougaixiangxiangfu,gongzuoyezuobuwan,bururangxieyuanduopeipeinimen,bijinggongzuonayounimenzhongyao?”

“woyagenbushizheigeyisi……”zhangyuefenconglaimeiyoubeisongxiazheiyanglingyalichideduiguo,zaizheibianxiaozhangtaijiuyishizhijiandoubuzhidaogaizenmehuile。

“wodong,wodoudong,bijingninhebajiuxieyuanyigeerzi,nimenkendingchuchuqianjiuta。”songxiayifushanjierenyidemoyang,“danshixieyuandoudangbabale,nimenzongyaoxiexie,bunengshenmedoumomochengshou。”

xieyuanshenshenkanzhesongxia,xiangshidiyicirenshitayiyang,songxiamianbugaise,haishiyifuhaoerxiweizhangyuefen、xiechuancaizhexiangdedanyoubiaoqing。

“ma,nimenbuhaoyisishuo,wojintianshuokaileyeshiyiyang,xieyuankendingbuhuijijiaode,tayixiangzuixiaoshun,nimenbuyaoyouxinlifudan。”

zhangyuefenjianzhikuaiqisile,zheisongxiajuranrucidadanganxinkoukaihe?rizibuxiangguole?