“hei，nimentingshuolema？lingqianshangshenyaobeifaxiajiele！！！”
“huogai！sheirangtazongshitongshigoudahaojigeshenjun。”
“jiushi，shangciwojiadijunhaigenximingshenjunweitadajiabeifaleni，taqueyidianshiqingdoumeiyou。”
“suirantaizipingshibuzhaorenxihuan，danshizheicizuoleyijianhaoshi。”
“zuihaoyibeizidoubiehuilaile，shengdegenzanmenqiang。”
tianjiedeyaochibianshang，jigenvxianyibiankeguazi，yibiantucaozherujintianjiezuihuodebagua。
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lingqianbeifaxiajieshi，xinlizhishengyigeniantou。
goubitaizi，tayidinghuilaihuibaochoude！
bujiushijuletadehunshima？feiyaogongbaosichou。
**。
(〝▼皿▼)
sanqianshijie，geyoubutong，danlingqianxiajiedeshenfen，zhiyouyige，neijiushiainanzhuerbudedepaohuifanpai。
youdianchangshideren，douzhidaofanpaishimeiyouhaoxiachangde。
taizixiangyaoyongzheizhongfangshilingtaqufu，zuomeng。
zhideqingxingdeshi，mengpotangxibuqutazheigeshangshendejiyi。
youzhezijidejiyi，tayouzenmehuifengkuangaishangyigefanren？wopei！tayongyuanzuiaiziji！
ganshouzhezijidelinghunjijinyijumoshengdeshenti，naohaizhongshunjianyongruyidaduandebushuyutazijidejiyi。lingqianzhibishidehengleyisheng，qitashenmedoubushuo。
naohaizhong“ding”deyisheng，xiangqifanpaixitongdeshengyin。
【halou，suzhu，nihao，woshifanpaixitong3344，suzhukeyijiaowoxiaosan，yekeyijiaowoxiaosie，fanpaixitong3344，jiechengweininfuwu。】
zheishiyigemengmengdenvhaizishengyin，yibanrentingdaokendinghuishengchuhaogan。
lingqianzhiheheleyisheng，yebulihui。
fanpaixitongjixushuohua，【suzhudediyigerenwu，jiushizhengjiunanzhubaiyanlang。nanzhuchaojihaokan。】
“人在哪？”
lingqianchouchuyaojiandepeijian，yaoyaqiechidewen。
fanpaixitongmeitingchushenmebuduijing，likejitazhilezhifangxiang。
lingqianhaobuyouyudeqimaguoqu。
xianzailingqiandeshenfen，shimojiaoyaonv，yejiaolingqian，zhangdemeiyanwubi。
shenweimojiaoyaonv，neiziranshisharenfanghuo，huaishizuojin。piaobaifendouxibubaideneizhonghuainvren。
cike，jiushitagangzuowanhuaishi，zhunbeihuimojiaodelushang。
sheizhituzhongyudaogangbeimielemanmen，jiaoxingtaochulaideyanyanyixidenanzhubaiyanlang。
zhiyubaijiabeisheimiede，lingqianbuzhidao，fanzhengbushita，danshizuihouzheigeguobeikouzailemojiaotoushang。xiangxiangjiuhengouxue。
genggouxuedeshiyidaiyaonvyiyankanshanglezhangdeshuaiqidebaiyanlang，jiangtajiulexialai，daihuimojiao，congcikaizhanleyiduanweiaichikuangqueaierbudedekankeaiqingzhilv。
tangtangyaonvshenmeyangdenanrenmeijianguo？jingranduiyigenanrenyijianzhongqing，haiaierbude？luojini？hehe……
dangran，xianzaishangshenlingqianlaile。gushidezouxiangruhe，neijiukantadexinqingle。
qizhemazoulebuguoshilaimi，lingqianjiukandaoletangzaicaocongzhongdebaiyanlang。
taliluodefanshenxiama，shouzhongzhangjianzhixiangbaiyanlangdeliandan。
“嗯？”
lingqianzhoulezhoumeitou，zheisidelianjingranshineigoubitaizidelian！
nanguaigaoshenmeyijianzhongqing，hezheshiguyiexintaa。
haole，benlaizhishixianggaoduantadetui，xianzai……bamingliuxiaba。
sheirangzheizhanglian，neimedetaoyanni！
zhangjiankuaisudehuadaotadebozi，xianxuepenyongerchu。
nanzhu，gepile！(ノ￣▽￣)
zheikenengshishishangsidezuikuaidenanzhuleba……
【aaa……suzhunizenmekeyishalenanzhu？tashiniyijianzhongqingdenanren！yihouniyaoweitashengweitasi，weitakuangkuangzhuangdaqiang，zheijiushinizuoweiaierbudedefanpairenwu！suzhufanlezheiyangyanzhongdecuowu，bixujieshouchengfa。】
mengmengdenvshengdengshibiandejianrui。
hualuo，“hong”deyisheng，yidaojingleipizailingqiandeshenshang。
tengdetashenhundouyaoniuqule。
艹！
zheigoubixitongjuranhaiyouzheizhonggongneng！？dayile。
lingqiankanzheyijingmeileshengxidebaiyanlang，renbuzhuyoutiqizhangjianhenhendehualeliangxiatadelian！
hehe……tazenmejiubunengshatale？
tazanshiduifubulegoubitaizi，nandaohaibunengshagetishenxiexiefen？
怪就怪他倒霉！
erqielingqianhenyouliyouhuaiyi，nanzhuzheizhanglian，jiushiguyinongdegengoubitaiziyigeyang。
cunxingeyingta，sileyehuogai。
shenmeshanliang，shenmerendao，quandouweigouqu。zuoshenxianshikemeiyouyaoqiutazhenshanmei！bijingtashipingshilihemeimaoshuohua。
genghekuangtaxianzaikeshimojiaoyaonv，zhongjidafanpai，shagereneryi，bushihenfuherenshema？
fanpaixitongchedibeilingqiandexingweigaomengbile。
zhei……zheisuzhugentayiqiandaidesuzhubuyiyanga！
好怕怕ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
talianmangdudangzhonglai，jiangyiqielahuinanzhuhaibeilingqianshasideshihou。
bingqieyanzhongjinggaolingqian：【suzhu，nibunengshasinanzhu，fouzejiuyaojieshougengyanzhongdechengfa！】
“e。”lingqianfanyinghendan，“baneizhanglianjiwohuandiao，wojiubushata。”
fanpaixitongkaolvleyimiaozhong，jiusongsongdedayingle。
zheilianbenlaijiushishangmianderenyaoqiuhuande，xianzai，buguoshiyiqiehaiyuaneryi。
fouzesuzhuzaijixushananzhu，renwuzuobuxiaqu，tajinniandeyejiyouwanchengbule。
zaicilaidaobaiyanlangdeshenbian，lingqianzixidekanleyixianeizhanglian。
bineigoubitaizidelianbuzhidaohaokanduoshaobei！
zheiqingrenyanlichuxishi，chourenyanlijiushichuchounanle。
【suzhu，kuaijiuta，taxianzaishixueguoduo。】
fanpaixitongcuicuzhe，shengpatayoutijiansharen。
lingqiandezhangjiancongbaiyanlangdelian，yiluhuadaotadejiaogen。
“aiya……shouhuale……”
fanpaixitong：……shouhuanengtiaoduanrendejiaojin？
【suzhu，niderenwushijiunanzhu！】
yingyingying……fanpaixitongdoukuaiyaokule。
这届宿主太难带了。
lingqianxiaozhejiaobian，“woshiyaojiutade，jueduibuhuishata，gangcaizhendeshishouhua，nizhidaode，wozuoshangshenzuoleneimejiu，duiyunajianzheizhongshiqing，shibutaishuliande，haiyou，jiurenwoyebutaidong，bijingtianjiemeirenxuyaowojiu。”
tachunshuzhengyanshuoxiahua，danshiyiziyiju，doushuodewubiyoudaoli。fangfogangcaiyichuchangjiushalenanzhuderenbushitayiban。
【suzhu，biefeihuale，ganjinjiurena！】nanzhudejiaojinduanlejiuduanleba，yihouhainengjiehuilai。fanpaixitongzheiyanganweiziji。
“哦！”
lingqianbingmeiyoulikedongshoujiuren，ershiconghuailihuanhuantaochuyigexinhaodan，rengxiangtiankong。
“peng”deyisheng，sanchuyidaohongsedeyanwu。
fanpaixitongbumingsuoyi，zhiwenta，【suzhunijingranhaiyoukongfangyanhua？】
“biejima，wozheiren，zuoshibijiaoyouyishigan。”lingqianmanmandeshouhuizijidezhangjian，ranhouyijiaochuaizaibaiyanlangdexiongkoushang。
“喂，醒醒……”