第1章
唐玉死了。
siyuchehuo，shiguwucun，zaichehuofashengshi，cheneiqiyouxielu，mantiandedahuoranshao，talianyigequanshidoumeiyou！
tangyuyanzhengzhengdekanzhezijideshentibeishaohui，qideliangyanyifanyunleguoqu。
“喵”
dangtazaicizhengyan，kaikoubianshiyizhenmaojiao，hedetalijihuangusizhou。
ruyanchudoutouzheyiguzibilvse，shijiehenqiguai。
【yuchunderenlei，bazhanbenmiaodeshenti，kanshenmekan！】
moran，tadeshentizhongfachulingyidaoshengyin，aojiaodeyudiao，touchunongnongdebuxie。
tangyulijiditou，liangzhimaorongrongdezhuazibianchengxianzaitadeyanqian。
“喵呜！”
tangyuhedezhamao，benglesanchigao。
wokao！zheidaodishishenmedongxi？
【chunhuo，niganshenme？yonghuailebenmiaodeshenti，nipeima？】
tangyuyijingyizhademoyang，rangtayouyademaochichiwufahuiguiyuanwei。daodishizenmehuishi？huirangzheigeyuchunderenleijinrutadeshenti？tayongbuleduojiubiannengxiuliandedao！
turanjian，tangyuganshoudaolinghunbandesiche，fangfoyouyigedongxiyaojiangtadelinghunjiqiangxingbolichuqu！
buguotangyuxianglaiximing，jiusuanshihuozaimaodeshenshangyebisilehao。
jiuzaiyimaoyirenpinmingzhengduozheigeroushenshi......
naohaizhong“ding”deyisheng。
“shengmingzhinengliangshoujixitongbangdingzhong......1%，40%，100%，yulinghuntangyubangdingchenggong！”
yimaoyirendedongzuoyidun，linghunshoudaoleqiangdadeshufugan，tongshi，maozhanjuleshentidezhudongquan！
maoyaoyizhanjushenti，bianlijishenchuzhuazifumozhezijidemao，yidianyidiandelvshun，yifujizhijiepidemoyang。
yinyuejian，tangyukandaoleyigezhangzhemaoerhemaoweidenanrenzuoziyaoraodemoyang。
haiweilaidejixikan，naohaizhongzaici“ding”deyisheng。
“fanpaidalaorensheweihuxitongbangdingzhong......1%，60%，100%，yulinghuntangyubangdingchenggong！zhenbang！jianglizijiyigememeda！”
靠！
么么哒个鬼！
卖萌可耻！
tangyudalegelengzhan，shitandao：“nishigeshenmedongxi！”
naohaizhongzaicixiangqineidaoruanruannuonuodeshengyin“woshiyigenenggourangnizhongxinzuorendexitong，kuailaitaohaowo，bajiewoa！”
唐玉一阵恶寒。
erzheishi，shenziyaoraodemaoyaozelanyangyangdekaikoudao：“yuchunderenlei，nihaidailaileshenmeguidongxi！”
maoyaoshituzhaochuneishuohuadewanyier，keshichangshilehaojicidoumeinengchenggong，shenzhilianyidianyingzidoumeiyouzhuadao，tahaodaiyeshixiulianduoniandeyao，haimeitachupengbudaodedongxi！
除非是......
bushuyuzheigeshijiedeliliang！
tingdaomaoyaodezhiyi，xitongyibenzhengjingdejieshidao：“daqianshijiexianghuduli，queyouxianghuyicun，zaizheigeshijieshanghaiyouxuduodexiaoshijie，meiyigexiaodeshijiedouyoutiandaosuoxuanderen，yongyouzuiqiangdeqiyun，yejiushichangshuodenannvzhu！
fanpaidalaorensheweihuxitong，jianeryanzhijiushiqianwanggezibutongdexiaoshijie，zuzhifanpaidalaoshedingbenghuai，fouzeshijiejianghuiyinyangshiheng，shishangzenmekenengmeiyouhuairendecunzaini？niyaozuodejiushicaiquyiqiexingdong，fangzhifanpaidalaoxibai。
“zheitemejiushiyipaohuia！”
tangyuyaoyaqiechi，buguosuihouqueyoujinjiezhedao：“shengmingzhinengliangyoushishenmedongxi？”