neidun“jiemeiqingshen”dewucan，chidelinweiweiweitongjiaola。suqinghedaoshiweikoudakai，dingjiheniujiaodeneijiaoyigexiang，molehaiyouyadicalecazuijiao，kanzheduimianliansehuibai、qiangyanhuanxiaodexiaobaihua，xinqingyuyuedijielezhang——qiandandeneizhong，xiaosaderanglinweiweizuanjinlekoudailineizhangbobodegongzika。
binlizaizhesuqingheshilineipianmimanzhejinqianheyayiqixidequyu，chechuanggejuelexuanxiao。suqingheshufudiwozaizhenpizuoyili，zhijianzaishoujipingmushanghualazhe，kanzhelinweiweineitiaozuixinpengyouquan——yizhangduizhechuangwaiyintianpaidemohuceying，peiwenzhiyoulianggegulinglingdezi：【mimang】。
ze，zheijiumimangle？suqinghechixiaoyisheng。cainadaonaa，haomeimei。dengjianshilenijiaxuyongde“guqi”nengyouduofeilian，neicaijiaozhen·mimang。
buguo，gaoshima，jiangjiugejiezougan。linweiweizheibianxianmaikezhongzi，rangtazigeerjiujiezhe。xiayibu，dejixuyonglaidiangeng“shenke”detiyanle。rangtaneidiankeliandezizunxin，zaixianshimianqianshuaidegengxiangliangdian。shunbian，yeranglinweiweiqinyankankan，tajia“youguqi”denanren，zaiguanjianshikenengyouduo“dingyong”。
yigesunzhaozaisuqinghenaozilixunsuchengxing。jiandan，cubao，danjueduiyouxiao。gujigequnyan，banchengxiaohunhun，zailinweiweixiabanlushangzhizaodian“xiaomafan”。ranhouma，ziranshianpaixuyong“yingxiongjiumei”shanliangdengchang！jubentadouxiehaole：xuyongbeizoudebiqinglianzhong，linweiweihedehuarongshise，aiqinglvjingzaiquanjiaohelangbeimianqiansuiyidi…wanmei！
【xinrenwushengcheng：zhizao“yingxiongjiumei”shijian，jiashenmubiaorenwuxuyongyulinweiweizhijiandeqingganniudai（jiyuweijiyubaohu）。qingsuzhujinshenzhixing，bimianpianlihexinrenwumubiao。】
xitongneisibandedianziyinyoumaolechulai，daizhediangangwanchengluojiyunsuande、ziyiweishide“liuchang”。
suqinghechadianmeixiaochusheng。ha？qingganniudai？weijibaohu？xinga，xitong，nijinguanfaburenwu，laoniangyaoshiannidejubenzou，suzidaoguolaixie！
“fangxin，xitong，”tazainaozilihuiying，yuqineijiaoyige“zhencheng”，“baozhengwanchengrenwu！jiashenqingganniudaima，wodong！huannanjianzhenqing！wozheijiuqujitamenzhizaodian‘huannan’！”tateyiba“huannan”lianggeziyaodejizhong，daizheyigumodaohuohuodexingfenjinger。
gaoshi，shixuyaojingfeide。youqishigaozheizhongxuyaoqunyan、xuyaochangdi、xuyao“yiwai”de“da**”。
suqinghehuidaojia，bieshulijingqiaoqiaode。tadengdiaogaogenxie，chizhejiaocaizaibingliangguanghuadedalishidimianshang，xiangzhimaoyiyangqiaowushengxidiliuda。luguoshufangshi，menxuyanzhe，limianchuanlaisuqingchendichenerfuyoucixingdeshengyin，sihuzaikaishipinhuiyi，yanjianyigai，daizheburongzhiyidezhangkongli。
suqingheyanzhuyizhuan，jishangxinlai。tameijinqudarao，ershizhijiehuilezijineikanbiwuxingjijiudiantaofangdewoshi，pudaoneizhangjudarouruandenengxianjinqudechuangshang，laoqishouji，diankaisuqingchendeweixintouxiang——yizhangfukanchengshiyejingdeceying，touzheyigushengrenwujindelengjun。
zhijianfanfei，yitiaoxinxifaleguoqu：
【ge！jianghujiuji！daqian！(xiaomaodagun.jpg)】
信息几乎是秒回。
【？】
yigejianjiede、daizhewenhaodejinsefuhaodanlechulai。
suqinghezaijiezaili：【kanshanggexinbaobao！chaopeiwozuijinxinjiesuode‘edunvpei’pifu！jixujingfeiwuzhuang！(xingxingyan)(lianjie：moudingshepinpaizuixinkuaneyupixiangzuanshoudai，jiagehoumiangenzheyichuanlingrenyanyundeling)】
fawan，tabaozheshouji，pingxiningshen。
三秒后。
【叮——】
shoujitishiyinqingcuidixiangqi。
【ninweihao8888dezhanghushoudaozhuanzhang：￥999,999.00。beizhu：mai。】
suqinghekanzhepingmushangneiyizhangchuanshuzi，zuibazhangchengleoxing。tazhidaotagechongta，danmeixiangdaochongdezheime…jiandancubao！lianwendoubuwenyiju！jiushijiuwanjiuqianjiubaijiushijiu？zheishuzi…shipatacoubugouyibaiwanma？haishijuede“edunvpei”zheigepifutebiefeiqian？
tapengzheshouji，ganjuexinzangbeiyigujudade、nuanhonghongdetuhaozhiqihenhenzazhongle。shuang！taishuangle！shenmejiaojindatui？zheijiujiaojindatui！bixitongneigezhihuibbdefeiwuqiangyiwanbei！
【ge！nishiwoqinge！yuzhoudiyihaogege！(fengkuangfasheaixin)(xiaomaodagunx10086)】
suqingchenneibianmeizaihuiwenzi，zhifaguolaiyigejiqigaolengde【ng】。
suqinghebaozheshoujizaichuangshanggunleliangquan，xingfenjingerhaimeiguo，woshimenjiubeiqingqingqiaoxiangle。guanjiazhoubozhanzaimenkou，lianshangdaizheyiguandegongjingweixiao：“**，furentingshuoninhuilaile，rangchufangdunleyanwo，qingninxiaquyongyidian。”
“zheijiulai！”suqinghetiaoxiachuang，talazhetuoxiejiuwangxiapao。
louxiaxiaopiantingli，sumuzhengzuozaiyangguangzuihaodeweizhichahua，dongzuoyouyaxianjing。kandaosuqinghefengfenghuohuodipaoxialai，lianshanglikezhankaiwenroudenengdichushuidexiaorong：“mandianpao！wodexiaozuzong！xiaoxinshuaizhe！”
“ma！”suqinghepuguoqu，jilesumuyigedadadeyongbao，banaodaimaizaitadaizhegaojixiangshuiweidejingwolicengleceng，“xiangsinila！”
“aiyo，zheicaibantianbujian。”sumubeicengdexindouhuale，qingqingpaizhetadebei，chenguaidao，“yougennigeyaoqianmaibaole？gangcaitingnigezhulitileyiju。”
“heihei，neigebaochaopeiwoxinjiaosede！”suqinghetaiqitou，yanjingliangjingjingde，kaishiyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao，“ma，nibuzhidao，woxianzaikelihaile，zaiyanyigetebiekuxuandejiaose！xuyaodiandaojuchengchangmian！”
“yanjiaose？”sumulengleyixia，suijixiangshixiangdaoleshenme，yanquanjuranweiweifanhongle！tayibazhuazhusuqinghedeshou，shengyindouyoudiangengyan：“yan！bixuyan！baobeinvernizongsuankaiqiaole！yandehao！yanshenme‘edunvpei’doubiyiqianneige…neigeweizheqiongxiaozizhuandeshayangziqiangyiwanbei！”tajidongdizhuanxiangpangbiandesufu，“laosu！tingjianmei？nveryaoyanxi！yaomaidaoju！kuai！jinverkashangzaidadianlinghuaqian！bunengweiqulewonver！”
zhengzaikancaijingbaozhidesufuwenyan，likefangxiabaozhi，tuiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing，erhuabushuotaochuzhipiaoben，longfeifengwudiqianleyizhang，sixialaidijisuqinghe，yuqiwenheyoudaizhedianbuyichajuederushizhongfu：“nazhe，bugouzaigenbashuo。yan…yanshenmedouhao，kaixinzuizhongyao。”
suqinghekanzhezhipiaoshangneiyizhangchuanbitagezhuanzhanghaiduoyigelingdeshuzi，zaikankanfumuneifu“nverzhongyuconghuokenglipachulaile，bixuyongqianzayuntagonggushengliguoshi”dexinweibiaoqing，neixindexiaorenyijingguile。
jiaren！zheicaishijiaren！zheipotiandefugui！zheiwutiaojiandezhichi！yuanzhuninaozidaodijinleduoshaodunbaizhoucaihuifangzhezheishenxianrizibuguo，feiyaoqukenxuyongneikuaiyouchouyouyingdewowotou？！
gaoshijingfeishunjianbaocang！suqingheganjuezijicikechongmanleliliang！yaobusuanle，tuibutengle，gaoqipohuailaigengyoujingerle！
youqiannengshiguituimo。suqingheyigedianhuadajigegedewannengzhulixiaochen，sanyanliangyujiaodaiqingchuyaoqiu：zhaojigemianxiangxionghandanxiashouyoufencunde“qunyan”，mingtianbangwanliudian，zaixxgongsi（linweiweishixidedifang）houxiangneitiaorenbuduodexiaolu“dundian”。mubiao：hehuyigechuanbaiselianyiqun、kanqilairourouruoruodenvhai。yaoqiu：dongjingyaoda，lacheyaozhen，danbunengzhenshangzheren，zhongdianshidengyigechuanzhexidefabaijiutxu、yilian“laoziyouguqi”deqiongxiaozichongchulai“yingxiongjiumei”shi，wangtashenshangzhaohu！zhongdianzhaohulian！yaodadekanqilaican，dandoushipiwaishangneizhong！
xiaochenzaidianhuaneitouchenmolesanmiao，dagaishicpugaosuyunzhuanleyixia，ranhoujiqizhuanyedihuifu：“mingbaile，su**。baozheng‘yanchuxiaoguo’bizhen，fuheninde…jiaosexuqiu。”
qiaoqiao！shenmejiaozhuanye！suqinghemanyidigualedianhua。wanshijubei，zhidenghaoxikaichang！
diertianbangwan，xiyangbatianbianranchengyipiannuanjinse。suqinghedaizhezuyizhezhubanzhangliandemojinghebangqiumao，chuanzheyishenhaobuqiyandeyundongfu，xianggegouziyiyang，tiqiandunzailelinweiweigongsihouxiangduimianyidongxieziloudexiaofangtongdaoguaijiao。zheilishiyeyinbiyoukaikuo，jianzhishivipchiguawei。
tashenzhihaicongjialishunleyixiaobaoqiaqiaxiangguazi，sikaibaozhuangdai，kabakabakeleqilai。xitongzaitanaoziliweiruodi**：【qingsuzhuzhuanzhurenwu…xingweiguoyusanman…】
“zhuanzhuzheni！”suqinghezainaoziliduihuiqu，“wozheijiaoshenlinqijing，jinjuliguanchamubiaorenwuqingganniudaijiashendeganrenguocheng！nidongshenmexianchanggan？”
liudiangangguo，chuanzheneishenbiaozhixingbaiselianyiqundelinweiwei，guoranbeizhegefanbubao，jiaobuqingkuaidiguaijinlehouxiang。xiangzibuzhang，liangbianshibanbodeqiangbi，jintouduizhexiezawu，pingshizouderenqueshibuduo。
linweiweigangzoudaoxiangzizhongjian，xiecilijiumengdicuanchulaisangechuanzhehualihushaojinshentxu、tizhebancun、yikanjiubuxianghaorendebiaoxingdahan，zhijieduzhuletadequlu。
“yo，xiaomeimei，yigerena？”weishoudeneigeyilianhengrou，liezhezuixiao，luchuyikouhuangya，shenshoujiuquzhualinweiweidebaodai，“jiedianqianhuahuabei？”
“a！”linweiweihedejianjiaoyisheng，lianseshunjianshabai，xiayishidibaojinlebao，lianlianhoutui，“ni…nimenganshenme！womeiqian！”
“meiqian？”lingyigehunhunheiheixiaozhe，shenshouqumolinweiweideliandan，“neijiupeigegemenwanwanbei？qiaozheixiaolianernende…”
“fangkaiwo！jiuminga！”linweiweihedehunfeiposan，shengyindoudaishanglekuqiang，pinmingzhengzha。
suqinghezaiduimianloushangkandejinjinyouwei，guazikedegengqijingle。ng，qunyanhenjingye！biaoqingdaowei！dongzuoyegouweisuo！linweiweizheijingkongdexiaobaihuayandeyehenzhenshi！wanmei！xianzaijiudengnanzhujiaodengchangle！
shuocaocaocaocaodao！xiangzikouchuanlaiyishengfennudebaohe：“zhushou！fangkaita！”
zhijianxuyongxiangyitoufanudegongniu，hongzheyanjing，chuanzhecuqi，shoulihailinzhegedagaishigangxiabanshunlumaidesuliaodai，limianzhuangzhelianggemantou，jiuneiyangbuguanbugudichonglejinlai！
“weiweibiepa！wolaile！”xuyongdahouyisheng，daizheyizhong“fengxiaoxiaoxiyishuihan”debeizhuang，bazhuangzhemantoudesuliaodaiwangdishangyireng，huiwuzhequantoujiuchaoneisangehunhunpuleguoqu！neijiashi，poyoudian“suiqianwanrenwuwangyi”deguyong。
suqinghechadianbeiguaziqiangzhe，ganjinguanlekoushui。lailelaile！jingdianqiaoduan！yingxiongjiumei！suiranzheiyingxiongkanqilaiyoudian…ng…yingyangbuliang？
anzhaojuben，hunhunmenyinggaixiangzhengxingdigenxuyongtuisangliangxia，ranhouzhongdianzhaohutadelian，dajiquanchuaijijiao，zhizaodian“yingxiongfushang”debeiqingxiaoguo，zuihoubeixuyongde“wangbazhiqi”huozhelurendedaolaihepao。
然而…
suqingheyanzhengzhengkanzhe，xuyongneihaowuzhangfadeyiquanhuiguoqu，weishoudeneige“hengrou”dagedagaishixiantadongzuotaiman，yekenengshijuedezheiqiongxiaozitaiaishi，bunaifandisuishouyihuigebogedang——
zhiting“peng”yishengmenxiang！
xuyongneidiankeliandeliqizaijueduideliliangchajumianqian，jianzhixiangmayihanshu。tabeineihunhundagesuiyiyidang，zhenggerenxianggepomadaiyiyang，beidaideyigelieju，zhongxinbuwen，zuojiaobanyoujiao，“putong”yisheng，jiejieshishidishuailegegoukenni！lianchaoxia，zhijiezazaigangcaitarengxiade、zhuangzhelianggebaimantoudesuliaodaishang！
shijie，fangfozaizheiyikejingzhile。
xiangzili，hunhunmenlengzhule。linweiweidekuhankazailehoulongli。lianduimianloukeguazidesuqinghe，dongzuodoujiangzhule。
xuyongpazaidishang，yidongbudong。xiyangdeyuhuiluozaitajueqide**hezhanlehuidehounaoshaoshang，touzheyigunanyiyanyudeqilianghe…huaji。
剧本…好像…崩了？
suqinghezuijiaochouchuleyixia，naozilizhiyouyigeniantou：kao！zheijiequnyan…shibushitaijingyeledian？shuohaode“xiashouyoufencun”ni？zheizhijiejinanzhujiaoganpaxiale？zheihaizenme“yingxiongfushang”？zheifenmingshi“gouxiongpujie”a！
【jinggao！jinggao！mubiaorenwuxuyongzaoshouyiwaizhongchuang！renwujinchengzaoyubukekongfengxian！nixijindu-10%！-10%！】xitongdejingbaoshengjianruidizaitanaozilizhakai，daizheqiansuoweiyoudekonghuang，hongzifengkuangshanshuo。
suqinghekanzhexiangzilineigehaipazhemeidongjingdeshenying，zaikankanpangbianheshale、liankudouwangledelinweiwei，youditoukanlekanshoulihaishengbanbaodeguazi。
tamomodibaguazisaihuikoudai，mianwubiaoqingdituchulianggezi：
“艹。”