mengrantingdaonaohailideshengyin,laozhuhaiyiweishizijibingle。
chadianzhanlibuwen,shenziyaoyaoyuzhui。
danlengjingxialaihou,biankaishihuixianggangcaishengyindeneirong。
随即心中一动。
大明公告榜?
那是何物?
莫非是天意之声?
【daminggonggaobangzaibeichufadeqingkuangxia,keyizhanshiweilaidedashijian!baokuohebuxianyuanbenlishishangdezhongdashijian,keyifuzhuhuangdizhangkongweilai。】
【gonggaobangjinjitishi:gonggaoyijingbeichufa,mouluobangmeishushengzhunbeilikaidamingjingshi,zheirenjiduweixian,qinghuangdizhuyi。】
什么东西?
落榜美术生?
zheicierxinxian,laozhuyishimeifanyingguolai。
laozhushenweidamingtuzhu,butainenglijieyixieyongci。
danshitakending,zijidenaozilimian,xianzaidequeyougedongxi。
haishuonengrangzijizhangkongweilai?
neizijibujiunengzhidaoweilaihaimeifashengdeshiqingleme?
zheibushizhiyoushenxiancaiyongyoudebenshi!
yidingshizijidegongjigandonglelaotianye,teyijilezijizheidengnengli。
zuoweihuangdi,laozhuzaijiduandeshijiannei,jiuweidaminggonggaobangzuoleyigehelijieshi。
tongshi,tadenaohaizhongchuxianleyixieyingxiang。
yizuojudadegaoloujianyuzhong,yigegezibugao,yougexiaohuzidenanren。
yibianzouyiluhuiwushuangshou,qingxujidong,kangfenwubi!
“womenyaojueqi,yaoyouyigerendailingzhenggeminzuqianjin,womenxuyaoyigelingxiu,yaojueqi,yaofendou!”
“womenyaomianbao,womenyaogongzuo,womenyaodiwei!”
sizhouwushuderenzaiguzhang,xiaohuzidehuachongmanleshandongxing!
laozhutingwandouganjuexinchaopengpai。
tayouduojiumeiyoutingdaoruciyouganranlidejianghuale?
jibianshidangnianyuchenyouliangpoyanghujuezhan,tacengqinzizuoleyifandongyuanjianghua。
doujibushangzheigexiaohuzisanliangjushandongxingdeyuyan!
这是个人才啊!
还是个搞事的人才!
laozhulikezaixinlijilezheixiaohuziyigedingwei。
ranhounaohaizhonghuamianzhouranyiting。
【zheibianshiluobangmeishusheng,renleiyoushiyilaizuiqiangdadezainanzhizaozhe,guizishouhepohuaizhe,yiyijizhilikaiqilexingqius2saiji,xianzaidamingyechuxianleyiweiluobangmeishusheng。】
naohailidehuayingangluo,laozhujiukandaoyigeshaonianzhengzouchujingshidezhengyangmen。
neigeshaonianzouchulejingshichengmen,chaozhedaminghuanggongpeileyikou。
shuoleyiju:nimenjiwodengzhe,burangwoguorizi,nimenyedoubuyongguole!
zheishihoudesubaizhengzhanzaidamingzhengyangmenqian,tajuedinglikaijingshiqugaoshiqing。
“doushinimenbiwode,chirendeshehui,wokanjiuyinggaibeituifan!”
“wojiushixianghunkoufanchia,zheidoubuji?”
“guanfubuyinggaijilaobaixingzuozhume?buyinggaishifuwulaobaixingma?”
“juranganqiyawo,qiangwoshumingquan?qianglehaibuzhengjingjiqian,zheishiranglaozidang**dejihuidoubuji。”
subaihenhendejuqiquantou。
“zhuyuanzhangjiushigehunjun,zhuyunwennizheigexiaobiesan,chizaodadenishiniaoqiliu,rangnizhidaomeishushengshibuhaorede!”
subaicuileyikoutuomo,huitoujiujianlianggeshibingzhanzaitashenhou。
subaidunshiyileng,zijigangcaishuodehua,zheixierenbuhuitingdaoleba?
tamalezhuyuanzhang,haibishilezhuyunwen!
zheikeshihuangquanshehui,bishihuangdineishidazuiguo。
zijibuhuihaimeikaiqixinsaiji,jiubeinongsileba?
rumahuangdiyinggaisuanshidabujing,keyizhujiuzule!
xianzaijiuxiwangzheilianggeshibingerlong,shenmedoumeitingdao。
subaihedutuyiyang,xiaohehedichaozheliangrenlianmanggongshou。
“liangweiye,youshime?”
weishazhanzaiwoshenhou,henherenhaobuhao!
qizhongyirenkankansubai,mianwubiaoqingdao:“chucheng?”
subaiwenyansongleyikouqi。
zheihuohaoxiangmeitingdaozijimaniangdehua,neijiumeishile。
talianmangdiantou,biaoshizijiyaochucheng。
“路引呢?”
damingbaixinglikaiyigedifangdouxuyaoluyin,youdangdiyamenkaichulai。
zheishilaozhudingxiadezhengce,zhuyaoshiweileguhuajiejiherenkou。
rangdamingshehuidesuoyouren,douruyikeluosidingyiyang,dingzaizijiyuanbendedifang。
zheizhongzhiduqianqifeichangyouxiaodiwendingleshehuigejieceng。
rangbaixingxunsuandingxialai,xiuyangshengxi。
dansuizheshehuifazhan,zheizhongzhidudebiduanyejianjianxianluchulai。
subaicongfengyanglaojialaijingcheng,ziranyouluyin。
kexianzaitaruzhuilezhujia,xianglikaijingshijiuxuyaojingchengyingtianfudeluyinle。
xiangdaozheili,subaibujinyoukaishimaqilai!
gaisidelaozhu,gaodedoushishenmedongxi?
他懂个屁的治国!
balaobaixingjuxianzaidifang,buxulaobaixingsuiyiliudong,haizenmefazhanjingji?
jingjishijiaoliudechanwu,rendoubunengdong。
还发展个什么?
subaizhinengtanbaidao:”meiyou,wojiushichuchengkankan,bulikaijingshifanwei。”
zaijingshisanshilizhineibuyongluyin,baixingkeyiziyouhuodong。
jiansubaizheimeshuo,lianggeshibingmeishuoshenme。
buguoqizhongyigecishiturandao:“nigangcaizaidigushenme?wohaoxiangtingdaole**demingzi!”
subaicaisongleyikouqi,dunshiyoutixindiaodan。
youdiannianjideshibing,shouzhicuozhe,xiaoxixikanzhesubai。
苏白哪里还不懂!
hezijiyaoluyinshijiade,jiushitingdaolezijishuodeneixiehua,xiangqiaozhaziji!
lajilaozhu,kankannishouxiadebing,chenghetitong?
zheihaishijingshidebing,yigegezhuchongyiban!
subaiyouyinzi,buguotazhiyouyikuai。
neishimaihujiaosumucaidedeerliangyinzi。
zheiyeshitazhunbeichuqugaoshiqingdebenqian。
danxianzaiqingshisuopo,bunachulaishibuxingle。
subainachuyinzi,quezenmedoushebudeji,gangxiangyaoxialaiyiban,yinzijiubeiqiangzoule。
“dage,wojiuzheiyikuaiyinzi!nengbunengjiwoliudian,maidianchide?”
lianggeshibingwenyanhahayixiao,kanshaziyiyangkanzhesubai。
yinzidaoletamendeshouli,haiyouhuiqudekenengme?
啥也不懂!
读书读傻了吧?
“womennaniyinzile?xiangqingchuleshuohua。”
“……”
“zheiyinzibenlaijiushiwomengeliangerde,nijianlewomendeyinzixiangtunle,beiwomenzhuadao,nikeyouhuajiaobian?”
苏白气的无语!
zhuyunwenzheigehuangtaisunqifuziji,yingtianfudeguanyuanqifuziji,neiyejiusuanle。
nimenlianggeputongshibingyeyazhaziji?
“zheishiwodeyinzi,nimenjianzhishiqiangjie。”
“xiaozi,nizheishizhaosi!”
lianggeshibingxianghuyikan,tongshishenshouanzhulesubai。
liangrenpeihemoqidijisubaitaoshangletielian。
“rumaguancha,zuijiayideng,zuolaoquba!”
yaoniyidianyinzizenmele?bushiqujiuzhuaqilai。
xiaoxiaolaobaixing,haigangenguanfuduikang!
“nimenpingshenmezhuawo,haiyoutianlime?haiyouwangfama?”
“womenjiushitianlihewangfa,kanqingchuwomenshenshangdeyifume?”
yigeguanchadousouleyixiayifu。
“zheijiushiwangfa,xiaozibiebuzhidaotiangaodihou,rangnijiarennayinzishurenba!”
lianggeguanchadoushiyingtianfuderen。
tuozhetielianbasubaiguanjinleyingtianfudedalaozhong。
“放我出去!”
subaidanu,paizhedalaodezhuzinuhou。
taiheile,shizaishitaiheile!
这就是洪武盛世?
“dengnijiarenlaishuni,hanshenmehan?”
guanchadayaodabaidihejiuchirouqule,genbenjiubudalisubai。
subaidanu,chizaode**menzheixielaji!
subaixianglexiang,yebuhanle,hanleyemeiyong,zheibangrenbaimingleeqian。
zhibuguo,tahuitouyikan,dunshiheleyitiao。
tazheiyichulaofangzhong,yijingzuomanleren。
younande,haiyounvren,shenzhihaiyouxiaohaizi!
cucuyishu,zuzuyousanshiduoren!
bushishuohongwunianlaozhuduibaixingtinghaodeme?
zenmehuiyouneimeduorenguanzaidalaozhong,haishinannvhunhezaiyiqi?
kanzhejigeqibasuidadexiaoyatou,subairenbuzhufanu。
“haishirenma?lianxiaoguniangdouguan,zhuhuangdinijianzhibushiren!”
“xiaoge,biehanle,xiuxiyixiaba!”
renqunzhongyigelaotoujiaozhusubai,jitarangchuyigeweizhi
subaikanzhelaotouzi,tanlekouqi。
都是苦命人啊!
“laoshu,nimenzenmejinlaide?”
subaikanlekansizhouderen,xinqingyijingpingfuxialai。
zuolaojiuzuolao,pageniao!
neixieniuhonghongdemengren,sheibushicongzuolaokaishi?
luobangmeishushengyeshizuolaokaishide,wodamingmeishushengkendingyeyiyang。
laorendao:“womendoushizuimin!yinweijiaonabushangshuifu,zhifulaoyejiurangrenbawomenguanqilai。”
“ai,bushuolebushuole,xiaogenishiweileshenme?”
“woshibeiguanfupohai,damingtaiheile,huangjiabuyaolianbei!”subaidao。
subaizheimeyishuo,laofangzhongderendoushayanle。
这是什么人啊?
jingranganrumahuangjia,zheiyetaimengle!