第1章

“成!”

lixiangtaochuyidingyinzi,dijizhangsunhuanghou:“ganniang,ninazhezheige,qukanwangguren,zongbunengkongshoushangmenba?”

zhangsunhuanghoukanlekanshoulideyinliang,youxietixiaojiefei:“zheizenmehaoyisishounideyinzi?”

lixiangxiaolexiao,“hai,zheishierzidexiaoxin,ninbuyaotuicile!”

“erqie,erziguoduanshijianyaozuoyibidashengyi,henkuaijiuhuifayibicai,zheidianerqian,busuanshenme!”

xiaoqingzaipangbianyanzuiyixiao,“furen,nijiushouxiaba,zheikeshigongzizaixiaojingninni!”

“那好吧!”

zhangsunhuanghouxiaodehuazhiluanzhan:“neiwojiushouxiale!”

shuoba,bianzouchuleyuanzi。

chulexiaoxiang,xiaoqingzhongyushimeirenzhu,puchiyishengxiaolechulai。

“niangniang,womeixiangdaohuizheiyang。”

zhangsunhuanghouyegenzhe“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。

“xiangerzhenshigehaohaizi!”

xiaoqingdianlediantou:“meicuo,erhuangzi,dequeshizhixiaozhichengderen!”

jiuzaicishi,yimingshenchuanjingzhuangdenanzicongxiaoxiangzhongzoulechulai,zuoyoukanlekan,jianmeiren,bianguilexialai。

“chenyanghu,canjianniangniang!”

zhangsunhuanghouyouhuifulewangrideweiyan。

“baohuhaokuaner,sheigandongtayigenhanmao,si!”

zhangsunhuanghoushuozheihuadeshihou,hunshenshangxiadousanfazheyigushayi。

meiyoulezhiqianzaiyuanzilidecixiang,querdaizhideshiguomudeweiyan!

“遵命!”

yanghudianlediantou,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“速速回宫!”

……

lixiangsuanzheshichen,gandaoyunxiangerdezhuchu。

gangyijinwu,biankandaoyunlaodiezhengzailiangong,jiandaolixiang,talikeyingleshanglai。

“buzhiengongdajiaguanglin,youshiyuanying。”

lixiangyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“yunlaodiebubiruci,jiaowoxiaolijiuxingle。”

yunlaodieshijingdebaishou,shuodao:“zheizenmenengxing,yihouhaishichenghuninweiligongziba!”

lixiangyizhiyuntiandao:“yunlaodie,nixiuliandeshishenmewugong,kanqilaihaolihai!”

“zheijiushiwomenyunjiadejuexue,kaishanquan!”

“zheitaoquanfa,budanqiangshenjianti,yenengduanlianliliang,shiwomenyunjiashidaichuanchengxialaide。”

“zhiqianwodejiaohentong,bunenglian,danshixianzaihaole,wojiukaishilianle。”

lixiangdianlediantou:“zheiquandadezhenshiweifeng,haoquanfa!”

tazhishizaipaimapieryi,tayoubudongzheixie。

dedaolixiangdekuajiang,yunlaodiedelianshang,yeluchulecanlandexiaorong。

“ligongzi,ninlaishiyoushenmeshime?”

lixiangdao:“wolaini,yishijiyunlaodieninshizhen,nindelaomaobing,bushiyicijiunengzhihaode。”

“haiyouyijianshi,jiushiqingyunxiongdibangwo!”

yunlaodiewenyan,huilehuishou,shuodao:“tianer,congjinwanghou,ligongziyoushi,niyidingyaoqubang,zhidaoma?”

yuntiankanzhelixiang,zhongzhongdiantou。

“好!”

lixiangjinlewu,zaicijiyunlaodiezhenjiu,qiahaoyunxiangeryejiangyaocaisongleguolai。

kanzhelixiang,buzhiweihe,tadelianjiajingfanqiyimohongyun。

“xiexienijiwoyeyekanbing。”

lixiangxiaolexiao,dao:“fangxinba,yunlaodiejiushiwodecaishenye,wonengweitazuoshenme,neidoushiwoyinggaide。”

“财神爷?”

yunxiangeryihuodepianguotou。

jinguanlixiangjingchangshuoyixiemomingqimiaodehua,danyunxiangerduitaqueyouyizhongshuobuchudeqinqiegan。

zhishao,bushisuoyouren,douyouzheiyangdeshanxin。

zaishuole,tayebutushenmehuibao。

“行了!”

jiangyinzhenshouhui,lixiangdao:“yunlaodie,nindelaomaobing,yishibanhuieryehaobule,yihou,wohuijingchangguolaiweininzhenjiude。”

“shishishi,duoxieligongzi!”

yunlaodiedebinghaole,xinqingdahao,xiaodehebulongzui。

“lingwai,zheiduanshijian,niyebuyaochuqubaitanle,zheimelei,duishentibuhao!”

takebuxiangkandaoyigeliushiduosuidelaotouzaiwaimianbenbo,tayihoubangyibang,yunjiayenengguodegenghao。

“hao,quanpinggongzifenfu!”

yunlaodiexianglexiang,diantoudao。

yunxiangerjiantadiantou,wojindequantouzhongyusongkaile。

tahenqingchu,zijideyeyeyouduojueqiang,taquanleneimeduoci,doumeiyouxiaoguo,danxianzai,taquetinglelixiangdehua。

xiangdaozhei,tabuyoudeduilixiangxiaolexiao。

“zaole,zheishixindongdeganjue!”

kanzheshaonvtianzhenwuxiedexiaolian,lixiangxinzhongyijin,lianmangdaizheyuntianluohuangertao。

“你……”

qiaodelixiangluohuangertao,yunxiangerqidezhiduojiao,jueqixiaozui。

“xiongdianyebuxing,tiandianyebuxing,zhenshiqipa!”

yunlaodiemolemozijidehuxu,lianshangluchuyisixiaorong。

“sunnv,nijuedeligongziweirenzenmeyangni?”

“a?ninshuoshani,yeye?”

yunlaodieheiheiyixiao,dao:“ligongzi,nijuedetazenmeyang?tahenichabuduoda,renyetinghaode!”

“爷爷你!”

“nizaishuozheizhonghua,wojiubulinile!”

xiaoguniangyitingzheihua,dunshilianseyihong,fangxiayaowan,qihuhudezoulechuqu。

……

genzhelixianglaidaoyuanzili,yuntianyouxieyihuodeshuodao:“ligongzi,nishibushixiangrangwozailaiqutuimopan?”

lixiangdao:“yunxiongdi,niyebuyonghanwoligongzile,zheichenghuwozhenshiyouxieganga。”

taliezuiyixiao,dao:“nikeyichenghuwoweilixiang,yekeyichenghulidage!”

yuntiannaolenaotou,yilianwugudekanzhelixiang。

lixiangshitayeyedeenren,anyeyedehuashuo,duilixiang,yidingyaozunjing,yunjiarenyaodongdeganen,zheiyeshiyeyeyizhiyaoqiutazuode。

suoyi,zheiyishengligongzi,tabingbujuedeyoushenmebutuo。

buguo,ruguorangtachenghulixiangweilidage,neijiuyouxiewufajieshoule。

tashenbanzibilixiangjianzhuangdeduo,ruguohanlixiangzuodage,neijiudengyuchengren,zijiburulixiang。

“李哥!”

yuntianyouxiebieniudewendao:“womenyaoqunali?”

“wodainiquxishizhuanzhuan!”

lixiangliezuiyixiao,henshideyi。

nanchenglixishihenyuan,yaoyunwushijinhongtang,yitaneichanruodeshenti,genbenkangbuzhu。

zaishuole,zheikeshiwubiguizhongdedongxi,sheizhidaoneigepanglaobanhuibuhuidashenmewaizhuyi。

yuntiannianjibuda,danshengaozuyouyimiba,hunshenjirouqiujie,jiuxiangyizuotieta,hennanrangrenlianxiangdaotazhishiyigeshaonian。

lixiangdaizheyuntian,tiaozhehongtang,wangxishierqu。

yilushang,yuntianzoudehenkuai,suirantiaozhejishijindehongtang,dantadesudu,quehaibilixiangyaokuaishangyifen。

“wei,yunxiongdi,wokannizaiyuanzhongdaquan,nishibushihuigongfu?”

kanzheyuntianyifuqingqingsongsongdeyangzi,lixiangbujinyouhaoqi。