第1章
“tainai，haojiuhaoroujibainin，ninkeyaobaoyouxiaotianjinnianfadacaia，shiyibayibuxianduo，baituobaituo！”
zheihuayichukou，buzhizende，zheixiaopofenlimianchuanlaiyishengmenxiang，neibumanqingtaideshibeiyesuizhihuanglehuang，hedewodalegeduosuo。
太奶有感应啦？
zheidousileduoshaonianle，buhuishiyaozhashileba！
zhengbuzhisuocuozhishi，tingdecunrenchaoxiaodeshengyinchuanlai，
“aiyowei，zhangxiaotianbuhuishishaleba，zijiazufenbuguan，paobierenfenqianketouqule。”
“haha......xiaosirenle，zheishishangzenmehuiyouzheimebenderen！huogaitafabulecai。”
什么？哭错坟了？
wonaomenziyipaiheixian，buganzhixindekanzhebuyuanchudecunmin。
zaikankanyanqianzheigebeiwoshiduodehenganjingdefentou，neishuodadezhutouliezhezuibaizaineili，haosizaichaoxiao。
douguaizheitianyinsensende，linshencaomi，buxiaoxinkanchaleyan，diurendiudaozuzonggenqian，wo......
赶紧对墓主人道歉，
“duibuzhu，duibuzhu，duoyoudarao，haiqingninmoguai。”
wobazhutoutizhepaolu，neixieyongguodexiangzhuhegongpindaoyeshiqudeliulexialai，jiudangqingkepeizuile。
zaicunlirendexixiaoshengzhong，feiledianliqizheicaizhaoduizijialaozuzongdefen。
jieguoxiemenle，tuzhongbutingdelaxipaodu，dutengnanren，haiwowuxinjibai，congcongkelejigetoujiuxiashanliqu。
wojiaozhangxiaotian，shizhangjiacunlichulemingdehansuanpoluohu。
meiyoupianwazheshen，yewuhaoyiguoti。
feishiwositibuqin，haochilanzuo。
ershiwojiababeipinmin，hefuguijiuzhanbushangbian。
zaijiashangrendingxibo，chuandaozheiyidai，jiushengxiawoyigeguanggansiling。
buguanshizuoshengyi，haishizhongzhuangjia，meiyouyiyangchengshide。
jiusuanyourenhaoxinjieshaoyigechashi，wobudanhuibachashigaoza，jiushineigepaichashiderenjiayehuigenzhezaoyang。
erzheiyedaozhiwozaicunzhonghunleyigeyangguidemingsheng，dou25suile，yebujianyigemeiposhangmen，zheishizhugushendejiezou。
jinrishangshanjibaizuzong，shiyigexiazibanxianerzhidiande。
zhangxiazibanyueqianyoulidaowocun，ranhouhenqiaohedeeyunzaiwomenqian。
dangshiwoshoulijiuzhiyouyigecaimomo，zijidoushangqiechibubao，quehaishiyaoyaoyashelechuqu，bazhangxiazijiuhuole。
xiantanlejijuhou，cirenyiliandeshiranbiaoqing，zuilinannanziyuzhe，
“tongshizhangxingren，babainianqianshiyijia，zheishimingba，tianyiruci！”
wobudongshenmejiaotianming，wozhizhidaoqiongmingnangai。
zhangxiazibenshiyigexiazi，dantahaosiyounengkandejianyiban，bawodeshouhelianmoleyibianhou，zhangkoujiulai，
“yizuopobaibukandexiaoyuan，yangbuhuoshengqin，jimuhuangtiankeliwushou，shentihaiqianan，suishixiaobingbuduan，yixingyuanjicha，yirenchibaoquanjiabue，shiyebushi？”
wozhangdalezuibazi，youzhongdetanfuqilai，
“dashu，niniupia，zheizhongshiqingdounengmodechulai，nishishensuanziba？”
“ai......nashishenmeshensuanzi，xingzoujianghuhunkoufanchieryi。”
suirantashuodehenqianxu，woganjuetashiyigetebieyoudaoxingderen，suiganjinzhuiwentapojiezhifa。
zhangxiazineizhangcangsangdelianshang，wubeiwuxi，zhishimomodiqiazheshouzhitou，zuilinianzhewotingbudongdeciyu。
banxiangguohou，jiandaotatingxialai，wozhejidezhuiwenqilai，
“zenmeyang，wozheiqingkuanghaiyoujiubu？”
“xiaoxiongdi，niruodayingwanghouyushengjilaoxiaziyanglaosongzhong，wojiunitianerxing，jiniyichangpotiandefugui，nikeyuanyi？”
si......potiandefugui，zheishiwozuomengdouxiangyaodea，xiangyebuxiangjiudayinglexialai。
zhangxiazigaosuwo，xiangyaozhuanyun，xuyaoqianfen，shuowojiazufenmaidebushidifang，neilishiyigeloucaidexue。
haishuozheishitaqijinweizhi，jiandaodedishigezuilandemuxue，meiyouxiangdao，beiwodezuzongjishuile。
ruguomeiyouyiwaidehua，wangxia8beizisundoujiangzhongfuwozheipinkudeshenghuo，chufeiqianmuhuozheshanchuandixingyousuobiandong，burandehua，nanjie。
danshitalaile，jiubuyiyangle，takeyibangwozhaoyigedafudaguidemuxue，bawotainaijizangjinqu。
zheikebawohedegouqiang，wozheiqiongdedingdangxiangde，nayouqianquqianfenanzang，pashibawomailehaichabuduo。
zhidaowodejiongpo，zhangxiazitanxiyishengdao，
“ai......yeba，yousuofuchuyousuode，ninengyushangwo，shuomingnimingliyouzheitongdafugui，sheqiyidianchengquanniyebushibuxing。”
“danyouyidian，niyaojizhu，yihouyouqianle，jidebaochichuxin，xingshanjidejizijizhuanqugongde，fouze，biranzaiwufanshenzhiri，haiyaozaoshoubaiguishishendetongku。”
zheihuatingdewotoupifamabuyi，jijidedao，
“fangxinfangxin，wobushineizhongdeyiwangxingderen，dashuruguozhenderangwofugui，ziranyaozuogehaoren。”
yushi，zaizhangxiazidejianyixia，woqiuyeyegaonainai，zaicunzilimianjieleyitong，zheicaiyouqianzhibanleyiduigongpin，zhunbeiqujizuzongshangxiang。
yongtadehualaishuo，zhiyaowojinrishanglefenshan，buyongqianfen，yehuiyoupotiandefuguizazhongwo。
zheixienian，yinweinangzhongxiuse，woyijinghenjiumeiyoushangshanjibaizuzongle。
sheinengxiangdao，kucuofenlea，ranhoumaosihaizhonglexieqi，huidaojialihoujiukaishifare，zhenggerenshuizaichuangshangyaosibuhuode，nanshoudezhihengheng。
zhangxiazitanzuozaiwodechuangqian，baisibudeqijie，
“meiyouliyouhuizheiyang，mingmingsuanzhunlede，shinalichulecuo！”
yizhishoudaobanyesangeng，yizhenyinfengchuilaishi，zhangxiazijinbizhedemeiyanturanyizheng，luchuyishuangkongdongdongdeyanjing，bunuerweidehechiqilai，
“hefangyaoniezaiciguichong，haibususutuiqu！”
zaiyuanzili，yigebaisedeshenyingturanshanleyixia，henkuaiyoumeileyingzi。
zhangxiazikanbujian，danshitanengganzhidaoyougebuganjingdedongxizaifujin。
zheixienianzounanchuangbei，jianshibushiyibandeqiang。
tamosuozheyaozhanqilai，zheicaifanyingguolai，zijiyinweixielouletianji，yijingzaolebaoying，cishituixiamianyijingmeiyouzhijue，yushengdouzhinengtanzaichuangshang。
“xiaotian，kuaixingxing，bieshuile！”
“tingdaomeiyou，nibunengzaishuile，weixian！”
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woyexiangqilai，mimihuhuzhongganjuedaoyourenzaishiliqiawo，geboteng，naomenteng，datuiyeteng。
danwozhendemeiyoubanfaxingguolai。
shentibeiyizhongbuzhimingdeliliangyazhizhu，zhenggerenbunengdongdanyixia，zhinengbeipozhexiangshouzheizhongtongku。
buzhidaoqialeduojiu，yinyuejianwodaoleyigenvzixiongshiebadeshengyin，
“he，haodadedanzi，paowofentouqiangzhutou，juranganjiaobenguniangtainai，nicaishitainai，niquanjiadoushitainai，wote！”
“dangbenguniangshineimehaoqifudebucheng，kanwobuqiasini！woqiaqiaqia......”
wotengdebingzhongshandoubuyi，zheiyadexiangyaodasiwo，zuidufurenxin，moguoyuci。
zheishiduodadechou？duodadeyuan？
wodangchangbukeqidehuijingqilai，
“zhushou，nizaizheiyang，woduinibukeqilea！”
wobudanvren，danruguozheigenvrenqianshoushidehua，woyebujieyidongshou。
女人阴森森的笑了，
“jiejie......dawo！xiangsizaoshuoa，benguniangchengquanni！”
neitengtongdeganjuelaidegengjiamenglieleyixie，wokanbudaozheigenvrenzainali，danshizheigeshanghaishishizaizaide，tengdewolinghunzhidazhanli，zhendeyaosiguoqu。
“chounvren，youbenshizhanchulai，andilidarensuangeshenmedongxi。”
zheihuosihujinulenvren，youkaishihuluanzhoumaqilai，
“nicaibushishenmedongxi，niquanjiadoubushidongxi......”
我嘴硬的道，
“nimawokeyi，wobuhaizui，dannibiexiangmawoquanjia，buranwohenipinming！”
neinvrenqixingshizu，jiushiyaohewoduizhegan，
“jiumaleninengbawozenmeyang？rehuolewo，lanixiaqupeinizuzong！”
zheishijianjingyouruciedudenvren，jianzhishibunengren。
fennuzhixiadewoyebuzhidaonalilaideliqi，shoulijinguangyishan，jingranbaneigekanbujiandenvrenyibazhuazhu。
zhankuangyouxiejilie，wobazheigenvrenanzaichuangshangfanfumoca，quanquandaorou，jiejieshishidedaleyichangbojizhan。