第1章

【ding,shujuchuanshuzhong……】

【谁在说话?】

一道机械声音响起,

【nihao,66haoxitongweininfuwu,benxitongshishengzixitong,zaisanqianshijiezhongxunzhaoheshidezaitilaiwanchengrenwu,buzhuodaojuyouwanqiangyizhidelinghun。suoyiwolaidaolezheili。】

【nishuodejuyouwanqiangyizhidelinghunshiwo?】

【duide,nidelinghunzaibainiandebingdongzhonghaijuyouhenqiangdeqiushengyu,duiyuwolaishuonishiyigeheshidesuzhu】

【dengdeng,bainianbingdong?wozenmeshenmeyebujidele。】

【nijiaojingyuenong,zai22suishifashengchehuo,nidefumuhuafeidajiaqiancaiyongdangshizuixianjindebingdongjishubanideshentibaocunqilai,qiqiuweilaidejishunenggouzhengjiuni,yijingyibainianle,nideshentihaizaibingdongzhongweichizhejinshengdeyisisishengji,shiniqiushengdeyuwangxiyinwoqianlai,zijiudejihuijiuzhangwozainideshouzhong,nizijixuanze。】

【yuanlaiyijingguolaizheimejiulema?nideyisishiwanchengrenwuwojiukeyihuodeshengji?】

【是……】

【好,我答应】

【……de,zheimegancuidema?】

【bu,wobuxianggufufumudefuchuyuqiwang,woxianghuoguolai,jiranwaijiedejishuwufazhengjiuwo,neiwobianzijijiuziji。】

【woxiangxinmeizhaocuosuzhu,nizhiyaozaiyihouderenwuzhonghuodejifen,daodayidingdeyuzhihou,jiunenghuodeshengji。】

【多少积分?】

【xianzainihaibuxuyaozhidao,nizhixuyaozhidaoniyaowanchengrenwujiuhaole。】

【我明白了。】

suihouyidaobaiguangshanshuo,yigeguangtuanchuxianzaijingyuenongmianqian。

guangtuanshangdeguangquandiandianxiaosan,suizhichuxiandeshiyigexiaonanhai。

xiaonanhaizhiyoushouzhangdaxiao,shenchuanlaotoushanhongsexiaoduanku,jiaocaidoudouxie,toudinglvseyashemao,baizhezeilakuxuandezishi。

【dengdengdeng,yaoyandewoshanliangdengchang……】

yidaozhinendezhengtaiyinhuixiangzaierpan。

jingyuenongweizheng,fangcaiganjingmanmandezhuangtaizhijiehuiluolexialai。

jingyuenongyuyanyouzhi,【e……nide……shengyinzenmeheganggangbutaiyiyangle?】

xiaozhengtaishouqizishitaiqixiaonaodai,zhabazhabazijidedashuangyanpi,【gangcaishiweilerangniyouxinfugan,xianzaiwomenshihuobanle,dangranyaorangnikandaozhenshidewolou,buguozheiyeshiwodexunixingtaibale。】

[zenmeganjueyoudianbukaopua,wobuhuijinleshenmechuanxiaozuzhiba?]jingyuenongneixinkaishitanteqilai。

【……wonengtingjian】jingyuenongjuedezijihuxidoutingzhile,weilugangadishuo:【haha,woqishibushineigeyisi。】

【meishimeishi,suzhu,suiranwohenkeai,danshiwojulichenggongyou99bu,nijiushiwonei99bu,ganghaowojiao66,6699womenjiushichuanshuozhongdetianshengyiduia。】

【……】

【keke,bukuishishengzixitong。】

xiaozhengtaiyongzijidexiaopangshousaolesaoeqiandeliuhai,【neiwoxianlaigexiangxideziwojiejieshaoba。wojiao66,shishengzixitongdenitai。】

【shengzixitong?gangcaiwojiuxiangwen,zenmebushiwoyinxiangzhongdegonglvexitong,zheishengzi……ng……shiwoxiangdeneigeshengzima?】

66qiazheyaodengyandao:【buyaoxiaokanlewoe,shengzixitongzhiyounixiangdedaomeiyouwozuobudao,gezhongchunyaoa,xiaopibiana,shoukaoayingyoujinyou,dangranzuiyouyongdehaishishengzidan,baishibailing。】

tingdejingyuenongweiweizashe,【haojiahuo,haojiahuo,wojiuzhidaozheibushigezhengjingxitong。】

buguozheishengzidandaoshihenyouyisi,【zheishengzidandangzhenbaishibailing?】

66jiaoaoditingletingyaoban,【neishidangranle。】

【taijianyexing?】jingyuenongpoweiyihuo。

66beinandaole,namendinaolenaotou,【e……haimeishiguo……yinggaibuxing。buguomeiguanxi,womenyoupingkongshengzidan,zhixunannvliangrengeyidixuebiankeyi,jiushiyougequedian……】

【shenmequedian?】zheiyixunwenrangrenhaoqijile。

66tiaoletiaomei,【feichanggui。xianzaijiubuyaoxiangle,meiyousansigeshijiedejifengenbenmaibuqi。】

jingshuneixinweizhan【buguanle,chuandaoqiaotouziranzhi,pinle。】

【haodi,neiwomenxianlaigexiaoshijiexiaoshiniudaoyixia,moheyixiawomendemoqi。】

【womenkuaidiankaishiba!】

【gogogo……】

tianxuandizhuan,jingyuenongzaicizhengkaiyanyijingdaoleyigemoshengdedifang。

yanqianshiyimoshazhang,jingyuenongchengqishen,huanshisizhou。

chuangqianyidaoshanshuipingfengzhedangzhewaijiedeshitan,kongqizhongmimanzhedandandexiangwei,touguobaisedeweizhangkandaoyizhijingqiaodexianglufangzhiyuchuangbian。

zheishiyigeganjingsuyadejingzhixiaoshi。

“bukuishixiangxialaidepoluohu,zheimewanlehaibuqishen,zhendangzijishiguirenle!”jifengdeshengyinsuizhichuanlai。

【66,shenmeqingkuang?】

【nongnongbieji,renwuxiangxiziliaozhengzaichuansongzhong……chuansongwanbi。】66huilehuiquantou。

jingyuenongjieshoudaolerenwuziliao。

zheiciderenwumubiaoshihoufudeshizi,jiaozuoluyanqing。

tashenweihouyededushengzi,chengyimaidanchuandanquezaixiaoshihoubeiyiniangxiadusuohai。

suiranyijingjiedu,danqueyinduzaishenshangtingliushijianguojiuyingxiangleshenti,shiqulefanyannengli。

jingyuenongweiweizhoumei,【wodeshenfenshitadebiaomei,houfudebiao**shinong,yinfuqinpianchongqieshi,jiamuzaimiliuzhijijiangwotuofujileyimu,jiushiluyanqingdemuqin。buguotinggangcaineigeyahuandeyuqi,woxianzaidechujingbutaihaoa。】

66taiqixiaoshouzuodaqizhuang,【nongnongnikeyide,chujingshiyonglainizhuande,zheidianqingkuangduinilaishuohaibushishoudaoqinlaideshiqingma。yudaoqingkuangwohuijinitixingde。】

【aiai,meixiangdao66nihaishixinlingjitangdaoshia】

66choupidishuo:【66shiwannengde。】

jingyuenongwunaideyaoleyaotou,【he,xiaogui,……buguanlechuandaoqiaotouziranzhi。】

shinongsuijifuxiuqishen,zoudaopingfengpangdeshuzhuangjingqian,saoyanyiguan。

zhijianjingzhonglizheyiweiyansejueshibandeshaonv,shenshangfeiseyishanchendepifufenbairuyuezhongjuxue,zitaimanmiao。

yizhangwumeidelianpangshang,mingmouruqiushui,zhuchunhaochi,shuangjiayanhongrutaohua。zhenzhenyijuedaijiaren。

“biao**,ninqilema?”waijianyahuanwendao。

“ng,qile。”jingyuenong……bu,shishinongqingrouxiyudihuiying。

“furenfanglichuanlaixiaoxi,shuojintianrangdajiahuoerrenrenbiao**,rangninqilebianguoqu。sheizhininqidezheibanwan,furenzhibudingyiweinubiganshibumalini。”bukanneiyahuandeliandounengxiangxiangdedaotadebiaoqing。

shinongfuxiukuaibuconglijianzouchulai,mianlutantedao:“zheiweijiejie,duibuzhunile,wozhicishicuozaiwo,zhidingbuhuirangyimufanide。”

zhijianneiyahuanyilianbunaifan,“zheishinubidefenneizhishi,biao**lailehoufuhaiwangjinyanshenxing。”

【heng,zheishiyishangjiujizanxiamaweia。】66shuangshouqiayaoqigugudishuo。

【66,renyishifengpinglangjing,sheirangwomenshipoluohuni。denghuier,zanmenjiu……hengheng……】

shinonggensuineiyahuanzouzaixiaojingshang,zhijianyuanchutingtailouge,jiashanqishiluolie,raoguozheiyidapianjiashan,cailaidaolehouyuanzhumudaikedetingyuan。

neitingyuanzhouweiyiquanzhulinhuanrao,buruqizhong,hainengwendaosiyouruowudezhuxiang。

“you,dourishangsanganle,zhongyulaile”,shinonggangmaijinmenjianyidaolaosaoshengbianchuanlai。

shinongsuishengwangqu,yiweishenzheqingsejinyinianjixiangfangdeshaonvlizaizhuweipang,manliandebunaifan。

【66,这是谁?】

【luyanqingdeshumei,luzhaoran。】

shinongmianluganga,youxiebuzhisuocuo。

“aiya,zhaoran,nongnongganglaimoshengdehuanjingbushiyinghenzhengchang。lai,nongnong,kuaiguolai。”yidaocixiangdeshengyinhuapogangadeqifen。

yanmouweizhuan,zuobianzuozhesanweifuren,youbianlizhesangeerlang,zhuweishangzuozheyiweishenzhezhuangzhong,qizhiwenhedezhongnianfuren。

neifurencongmianrongkanyixinengqiaochuyumuqindexiangsizhichu,zheiyinggaijiushifangcaichushengjieweideren。

houfudefuren,panruanlian。

“……yimu”shinongmouzhongleiguangshanshuo,tiqunkuaibuxiangqianfushenfuzaihoufurenxishang,“yimuwohaoxiangni。”

houfurenyeshipoweiyidong,taishoushangxiafumozheshinongdezhangfa。

yuqiweizhandishuo:“haijidenimuqinbanidailai,wohaibaoguoni,ai……wushirenfeia,buyihouyouyimuzai,sheiyeqifubuleni。”

kanzheneichongmanlianaidemianpang,shinongleiguangqinmanyankuang,shenshoujinjinwozhutoushangyimudeshouzhang,“yimu,wobupa,wozhishi……jinxiangqingqie,jiandaoninwojiushenmedoubupale。”

houfurenlianaidimolemoneijiaonendexiaolian,“haohaohao,youshenmebushiyingdedoukeyiheyimushuo。”

“yimu,youyishi……”shinongyoudianyouyuchouchu,buzhizendechuixiayanlianyuyanyouzhi。

houfurenlianmanglaqishinong,“haohaizi,kuaiqilai,keshiyoushenmebuhaoshuode?”

shinongyouyudizhualezhuaqunbai,yaolexiachunbanzhizhiwuwudishuo:“yimu,woshibushiqiwanle,zhuweidenglezheimejiu,douguaiwolishubuzhou。”

houfurenrouleroushinongdeshou,wenshengdao:“hai,wohaiyiweishenmedashini。bujibuji,benlaijiudasuanrangniwanjianguolai。”

shinongdunshifangsongshuleyikouqi,“neiwojiufangxinle,fangcaiyouweijiejietixingwochidaole,woshenshineijiu,buguohaishiguaiwotanshui,baifeilegumudehaoxin。”

66zhijiekanlengle,【haojiahuo,nongnongnizhenshibaochoubugeyeya!buguozenmeyouyidiudiuchani?】

shinongneixinfanlegebaiyan,【duohedianchameishenmebuhaode,chachadehenanxin。】

shinongxinlishuangwaiwai,mianshangquebulubanfen。

neikeliandexiaolianpeishangruorufuliubandeshenzi,fenwairangrenxinteng。

“fuzhongxiarenduoshigouyankanrendi,meimeichulaizhadaopabushibeiqifule。”youbianyijinyinanzichushengtixing。

houfurenzhoumeikanxiangxianqianlingludeyahuan,neiyahuanlianseyixiazijiubaile。

“buguoshixiarendezizuozhuzhang,wohaixinxiangzherangniduoshuihuierni。zanmennongnongtaiwenroule,zheizhongxinsihuofandeyahuanbushiheni,yimuzaijinizhaogexinsixinide。”

“qie,zhenjiaoqing。”neiluzhaoransihuhenshikanbuguanshinong,jicisanfanchuyanweinan。

houfurenchaoneiqingyishaonvwangqu,dengletayiyan。

neinvzizhouzhouxiuqidebizi,yimusuijixiaoleyixia。

“bielita,zheishinibiaomeiluzhaoran,congxiaojiaozongguanle。”

【zheihoufurenjingduishunvdourucihao。】shinongyihuodewendao。

66baibaishoujieshidao:【yongpinghoufudafangerfangjiutayigenvhai,dafangweiyidedizihaimeiyouyunyuzisidenengli,houfurenyoubushixiaoqideren,suoyiduizheigeshunvyouxieaihu。】

【哦,我明白了。】

houfurenlazheshinongneisanweifurenzouqu。

“bushuozheixiele,yimujinijieshaojieshaoren。”

shouxianshiyiweishenzhelvsejinyideyongguifuren,mianshangweidaikebozhixiang。

“zheishierfangdefuren。”

“erfurenhao。”shinongqieqiedexinglegeli。

zhijianneifurenshangxiayisaotaiyanyikan,mianluguguai,“bukuishidafurendewaishengnv,zheimoyangzhenshibiaozhi,heneihuabenlidehulijingside。”

【tazhangfupianaiyanlizhangxiangdexiaoqie,nadexiaoqiedounengraohoufuyiquanle。kanniyoujiaoyoumeidezhangxiangzirankanbuguoyan。】

shinonglingmouyizhuanweiweiyixiao,“duoxiefurenkuazan。”

neierfurenmianseyizhang,yikouqiyanbuxiaqu,chuanbushanglai。

houfurenyanmouyizhuanhahayixiao,“zheihaizijiushitailimaole。”

“lailailai,bianshinizhaoranmeimeidemuqin。”

shinongweiweixingli,jianneiluzhaorandemuqinhaihaileyili,yuluzhaorandetaidujieranbutong。

zheizuihouyiweifurenshiyigeyunfu,erqienianjishangqing。shinongmianluyihuo。

yimujieyidao:“zheishinihuitaigegedeqizi,jiangzhen。”

“嫂嫂好。”

“meimeibubiduoli。”zheijiangzhenfulefushinong,poweizhishudali。

houfurenkanzhexiangchurongqiadeliangrenhenshimanyi,“huitaia,kuaiguolai。”

zhijianyishencaiyongzhongdenanzizhandaoleshinongmianqian,neihengroumanlianduixiao,“nongmeimeihao。”zheishengyinzhengshigangcaifashengdejinyinanzi。

zheiluhuitaisuiranmeimuzhouzheng,danshishencaiguanliquebuzenmeyang,yifubeijiusetaokongledeyangzi。

【zhenshixianhuachazainiufenshanga。】

【jiushijiushi。】66suishengfuhedao。

shinongweijuehunshenbuzizai,taimouzhijianluhuitaineiweizhongdeyanjingdingzheziji,muguangshuobuchudeshenyi。

【nongnong,zheijiahuoyikanjiubushihaodongxi。】

shinonglianxiayanjianwanghoutuiletui。

【queshibushihaodongxi。】

zaizheishi,yidaoshenyingdapolezheiyigangaqifen。