第4章 皇上来了!(2170字)

sunianqiuzuozaiyuhuayuanli,quesihaowuxinxinshangzheifuyulanmandejingse。

tazhijuede,houjingliangsousoude。

zicongtaruzheiyuhuayuankaishi,huanghoukantadeyanshen,jiuxiangshiliangmeigangzhenciguolaiyiban。

苏念秋后悔不已。

zaozhidaozuowanshangjiudadanyidian,zhijiebahuangshangjiqiangshuile!

“诸位。”

fushishiduoweipinfei,huanghouzhanzailiangtingtaijieshangjichuxiaorong,“shizhisiyue,caozhangyingfei,zongshimenzaiqingonglishizaiwuqu,suoyijinrijiaochudajiahechazoudong。”

duihuanghoupoweilejiedepinfeiduishiyiyan,zhijuedetazaifangpi。

zheiweihuanghouzhuanhengshandu,chuchudayaqitafeizi,genbenbukenengyouzheigexianxinjiaotamenchulaisanxin。

huanghouweiweihanshou,xiaoronggengshensui,gengyinxian。

“suguiren,shangqianlai。”

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guoran,zheihuanghouhaishichongtalaide!

这老颠婆!

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“huanghouniangniangyouhefenfu?”

huanghousaoletayiyan,zuijiaoshangyang。

“hougongzisidiaoling,suguirenzuorigangjingong,bianbeihuangshangkanshangledaihuiqingong,zheibenshitiandadefufen……”

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wendeciyan,feizimenmianmianxiangqu,ranhouxiaochushenglai。

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真是够蠢的!

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“suguiren,nilianfeizidebenfendoubunengzuodao,bengongjinriyaofani……”

huashuobanjie,huanghoulengxiaoqilai。

sunianqiuzhangxinjinwo,yaoshenbengjin。

cikezhengzhizaochao,huangshangcikehaizaiguangmingdian。

ruoshihuanghouduitashishenmeyinzhao,tahaizhenmeibanfa。

“bengongyaofani,jidajiachangge‘wanbiguizhao’dexiaoqu。”

wanbiguizhao,zheigedianguduguoshudedouzhidao,cikelianxiangdaosunianqiushiqinshibaideshiqingshang……

duiyuhougongnvzieryan,wanbierguiwuyishiyizhongciluoluodechiru。

sunianqiuxinqingrutongzuoleguoshanche,fanfuqifu。

就这??

buguohuanghoushituzhemoxiurudeyitutayimingle。

jiranruci,dajiasheiyebiexianghao。

sunianqiushouzangzaixiuzili,niezhedatuishangderuanrou,yongliningleyiquan。

yucitongshi,zhengzaijinluandianshangzaochaodexiaojunli,liansedourannankanqilai。

neibinglengzhijidebiaoqingjiashangbunuziweideqizhi,rangwenwubaiguanmianmianxiangqu。

zheihaoduanduande,sheiyouredaozheishaxingle。

xiaojunlimiqiyanjing,kanxianghougongdefangxiang,xinlibuyue。

neigenvren,youzaigaoshenmedongxi?

sunianqiuxiaozhexingli,bujinbumankaikou。

“huanghouniangniang,chenqiesuiranqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,danchangqubijingshiminjianburuliudeqiyinqiaoji,chenqieshizaibuhuichang……”

cihuayichu,zhouweideshengyingaranerzhi。

huanghoudelianseyedunshiheilexialai,yanjingsisidingzhesunianqiu。

huanghoubenmingxiezhilan,qifushichaozhongdajiangxieqianyuan,zaiweideguanshenyiqian,xieqianyuanzhishijingchenglideyigewushengxizi,meiriyinglaisongwang,changquzhuanqian,zuihoupingzheyishenwuyishangzhenshadi,caiyoulerujindediwei。

zheijianshichaozhongwurenbuzhi,wurenbuxiao。

ercikesunianqiujiangchangqubianzuoburuliudeqiyinqiaoji,wuyishizaidaxiejiadelian。

feizimenwuyudekanzhesunianqiu,jineryinweitapashiyaodaodameile。

“苏念秋,你……”

huanghouyaoyaqiechizhengyaofanan,sunianqiuquexiaozhedaduanta,“huanghou,tingwenninfuqinquzichangdejihao,xiangbininyeerrumuran,buruninjiaojiaowo?”

好家伙!贴脸开大!

zheihuashinengzhijieshuodema?

“好,好得很!”

huanghouliansefabai,yanzhongnuhuoxiongxiongranshao。

zhei**zhenshihaodadedanzi!

gangjingongjiuganzheimegentadingzui!

jinriruoshibuchuleta,wanghouneihaidele?

“来人,取琴来。”

huanghoulenghengyisheng,jigongnvshilegeyanse。

“jiransuguirenbuhuichangqu,neijiujidajiadanyiquhaole。”

kanjiangongnvtaizheqinguolai,sunianqiumiqiyanjing。

kanlaizhei‘wanbiguizhao’shiduobudiaole。

danjiudanba,qiekantahaiyoushenmezhaoshu。

zuoerfuqin,xianyinzhenzhen。

huanghouningshizhesunianqiudezhijian,yanshenyinyi。

sunianqiudanlegeqianzou,huerzhouqimeitou。

tajingjuezheiqinxiansihubeirendongguoshoujiao,fengliyichang。

zhishidanlejixia,zhijianbianyichuxianxue。

jiuzaitazhunbeishoushoudeshihou,hueryizhentianxuandizhuan,shuaidaozaiqingcaodishang。

这琴弦上,有毒!

不是吧?

你来真的?

gongdoujulidefeizimenbudoushinilaiwowanghuxiangexin,ranhoudiandaoweizhima?

jiusuantongxiashashouyeyaodengdaodajiejule!

tazenmeyishanglaijiuxianzhuozi?

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“suguirenshentibushi,kuailairenbatasongdaotaiyiyuanzhenzhi。”

dusuruti,sunianqiuliansecanbai。

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真是好恶毒的心思!

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“suguirenxianzainali?”

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wenyan,xiaojunlicongcongxialetaijie。

huanghoushishenmedexing,taxinliqingchudehen。

taruoshizhenduisunianqiu,neisunianqiubusiyeyaotuocengpi!

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danbiqixianqiandufa,queyouruolebushao。

youcitakeyiqueding,yinggaishisunianqiuneibianchulewenti。

“皇上驾到!”

taijianlazhanglediaozi,huanghoulianseyibian,shoulidechashuixianxiesachulai。

皇上怎么突然来了?

pingrili,tazheigeshihoubudouzaiyushufangchulizhengwuma?

xiaojunligangjinyuhuayuan,biansisiqiazhuhuanghoudejianbang。

tashensuideyanjingjiazazheliqi,lengshengdao:“sunianqiurenzaina?”

huangshang,juranyoushixuntalaide!

kanlaiduineigexiao**xiashashoushiduide,buranshuobuzhunyihoujiuhuiweixietahuanghoudediwei。

huanghouxinlichongchizheyuanhenhebuman,danlelianshangqueluchukusedebiaoqing。

“huangshang,tayijingsile。”