第1章

【chuanyuedaozheigexiaoshuoshijiehaojinianle。】

【benlaiwozhunbeidanggepingfanren,turanlailegexitong,haigenwoshuowoshishenmelunhuizhe,renwushixiuzhengshuzhongdejuqing。】

【laotiana,wunian,wunian……nizhidaozheiwunianwoshizenmeguolaidema?denglezheimejiu,zheibenshudejuqingzongsuanyaokaishile,ruguozaibukaishi,wojiuzhunbeicizhibuganle,haihaozhongyurangwodengdaole,jinwandejuqingshidijizhangdeneironglaizhe。】

【eee,diqizhang:tangjiashouyan,daliansongyunyi。zheigouzuozheshizhendehuixie,didiaohuiguodelongwangyebeichen,jianmianjiukaida,zhijiehenchoufanpaisongyunyidelian,zhenggeqingzhoudehaomendouzhidaolagenanrenchuchangle,zhenshixiaomuniucaidianxian,niubidaishandian。】

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【yaobushiwoxierijijiuyoujianglidejinshouzhi,zhiyaomeitianxiexiayipianriji,jiunengdedaoxitongdejiangli,kongpawoyijingcizhibuganle,fanpaishenbiandexiaopeijiao,yebuhaodanga,zheixieniandadashasha,wokua。】

【qinluo,jiayou,niyidingkeyide,zhiyaojianchixiexiaqu,dedaodejiangliyidinghenkeguan,daoshihoudaihuiquyuanlaideshijie,neijiushunjianfacaile。】

【qishi,ruguobushiyinweizheigeshijietaiweixianle,woyebuyidingfeiyaohuiquyuanlaideshijie。zheibenshusuiranshidoushixiaoshuo,danshinei**zuozhe,xiedaohoumiangezhongguwujiazu,xiantianwuzhedoupaochulaile,gengjialipudeshi,zheixieguwuzhe,shizhendesuibiansharenyebujianyoushenmehouguode,neishizhendeharen,sharena,nimenxiangxiangzheiduokepa。haishiwoyuanlaideshijiehao,zhishaoanquanbushi,nimenyigegelongwangxiuluode,zhensharenle,hengheng,ziyoufalvzhicainimen。】

【wozaizheigeshijiexuexilebushaojineng,denghuiquzhihou,likejiunengyongyouzheixienengli,bazheigeshijiedangchengyigedaxingfubenlaishua,qishihaishimanbucuode,jiwohenhenbaojinbiba,haha。】

【jiushibuzhidaoxitongshuodelongwangguilaishijiechanshengleyibian,neijiujingshishenmebianhua,jintianwanshangzhujiaohefanpaiqiju,juqingzhengshikaiqi,woyemeiganjuea?】

【nandaoshuofanpaibiandehenqiangda,nianyaleyebeichen,qiangzoulesuoyounvzhu,zheicaiyaojinjixiuzheng?ruguoshizheiyangdehua,neijiubumiaole,lianzhujiaodouganbuguodefanpai,woyigexiaoxiaodelunhuizhe,nenggaodingma?】

【wozaixiangshenmeni,gaobudingyeyaogaoa,buguojintianwanshangkansongyunyi,yemeiyoubianhuaa,daodishishenmeyibian?】

【suanyisuan,rijizishuhaoxiangyechabuduogoule,jiuxianxiedaozheiliba,woxiabanla,lalala!】