平行世界。
上沪城。
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jingleiyibandeshengxiangzailiyanxinzhongzhouranzhaxiang。
“穿越？这是哪？”
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比赛现场？
编剧？
fanzadejiyiyongleshanglai。
liyanpingjiezhezishenqiangdadedingli，yingshengshengzaiyifenzhongneixiaohualeguanrunaohaizhongdehuamian，hezijiyuanbendejiyixunsuronghe。
“pingxingshijieme......”
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“kuizei，yishanglaijiuzheimejinzhang**？”
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含金量满满的！
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“youdianeryali...”
——“叮！”
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鲜花与小荧光棒？
没有！
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