第1章
“mufei，mufei......wuwuwu......”
erbianchuanlaixiaohaizihuangkongshangxindekusheng，liqingliaoleliaoyanpixinglai，rumushiyijianlengqingdegongdian。
dianzhongsichudouluomanlehuichen，qiangjiaojiemanzhuwang，yeqiaobuchushenmezhiqiandebaishe。
yigeyizhedanboderenleiyouzaizhenglazhetadeyixiukudeyibabitiyibalei，xiaolianzangxixide，queqiaodechuyangzishifenchuzhong。
jiang·zhongdujiepi·yandeshouzhanlezhan，qiangrenzhemeiyoutuikaineikudewangwodexiaoyouzai，zhishizuijiaohenhenyichou，zaixinliyuqibushanfawen：“danhuang，zheiciyoushitongleshenmelouzi？”
tanaohaizhong，yizhihuanghuangruanruandedongxizaiyuandiqijibaihuaidedantiaoyizhen：“suzhu！wobujiaodanhuang，wojiaoxiaoshijiexiubuxitong009hao！”
liqingmianwubiaoqingdao：“nizaibuchuanshujuqing，wojiubanichaile，kankannizheixiaodongxijiujingshigeshenmejiegou。”
“别别别！”
danhuangshunjianhuangdeyibi，yibianfufeibuzhidaozhuxitongweishenmehuijiangzheiyangyizunbuanchanglichupaideshaxingbangdingjitazheimegexinxitong，yibianfeikuaikaikou：“suzhudada，ninxianzaideshenfenshidaxuebeidarulenggongdeguifeijiangyan，erzheigeweimianmuqiandenannvzhu，jiushidaxuehuangdixueqinghanhechuanyuenvlinmeng。”
yibianshuozhe，danhuangyibianjiangjuqingchuanjinleliqingnaozhong。
yuanzhubenlaihehuangdinanzhuyesuanshiqingmeizhumaqinseheming，napahougongjialisanqian，nanzhuduiyuanzhuyejiweichongai，zhidaochuanyuenvchuxian，kaishifengkuangtiaoshigongdou，bukanshoujideyuanzhuzheicaikaishifanji。
zheiyifanji，jiubeinvzhuheqitafeipinkengdezijicongguifeihuoshengshengkengchengledaying，liandaizhecaisisuideerzi，jiuhuangzixuenanxundoubeirengjinfeiqidelenggong，chenglechibubaochuanbunuanshoujinxiluodexiaokelian。
liqingcumei：“wojidenibingbushigenixixitong，suoyirenwushishenme？yuanzhugentiandaobenghuaiyoushenmeguanxime？”
xitongruoruokaikou：“xuenanxunshitiandaoxuandingdeqiyunzhizierdaimu，yuanbenyinggaizainanzhusihoujichenghuangweichengweiyidaimingjunde——zheigeweimianshidananzhuyitongtianxiadewen，danshiyinweichuanyuenvdedaolai，weimianbeipoyoulenvzhu，hairangxuenanxundetongnianbaoshouqiling。”
“tameinengjichenghuangwei，ershichediheihuajizanshili，zaofanshaguanglesuoyouxiongdibigong，danliangdaiqiyunzhizizhengbadejieguojiushibaixingliulishisuo，tiandaochedibengkui，suoyininderenwu，shirangweimianzhizipingpingananzhangda，shunlijiwei。”
“......”
liqingjiangyingdekanxiangpangbianneiweiqiyunzhizierdaimu，neixiaoyouzaihaizaikugebuting，kuzhekuzhehaidalegekuge，yizhangpiaoliangliandankudehuamaoyiyang。
yaobubanannvzhumosha，ranhouwodaizheyouzaidengji......
tanaoziligangmaochuzheigeniantou，danhuangjiushiyizhenjingtiandongdijianjiao。
“kebuganzheiyangasuzhu！nanzhuxianzaiyoutiandaobiyou，nvzhuyezhanranlediannvzhuguanghuan，zhijiemoshahuibeitiandaozhenduide！erqierenwuyebunengpandingwancheng，shuobudinghaiyaokouchujifen！”
“别吵吵了!”
liqingbeitajiaodeyizhenermoyizhenteng，meirenzhuhechiyisheng，jiutingjianshenpangdekushengjiaranerzhi。
xiaoyouzaimanlianhuangkongdekanzheta，xiaoxiaodeshenzidazheduosuo：“mufei，xuner，xunerbushiguyiyaokude，xunerpamufeisi......”
taxushipaliqingdongnu，feikuaidebishangzui，yousesehoutuiyibu，xiaoxinyiyitaohaodao：“mufeieleba？xunerquyushanfangjininyaochide。”
liqingdemeitouyoujincuqilai：“yuanzhupingshidoubuguanzheixiaodongxime？yaoyigeyouzaiquyaochide？kuangqiejiusuanbeidarulenggong，gongrenyebuzhiyuzheiyangkedaiba，meiyousongfanyewuma？”
xitongxiaoxinpeixiao：“yuanzhupingshiduixuenanxunfeidajima，yaomejiushiyibiannvedaitayibiankusunanzhubushi，zheiyeshixuenanxunheihuadeyuanyinzhiyi，haiyaoyigeyuanyinshi，gonglixianglaishibaigaocaidide，xuenanxundetongnianlaocanle！”
liqingmeitouyizhenjingtiao，kanzhexiaodongximaizhexiaoduantuidiediezhuangzhuangyaochuqu，zhijieqishenfeikuaidejiangtalaoleqilai。
“nizaigonglihaohaodaizheba。”
tameizenmegenxiaojiahuoxiangchuguo，lianshanghaishilengyingdehaowubiaoqing，hedexuenanxundeshenziyoushiyizhan，youxiejinghuangdekanzheta，yifudanxinbeirengxiademoyang。
xitongshishitixing：“ninduihaizibieneimexiong，tahaixiao，dehongta，buranwanyitaheihua，ninderenwujiushibaile，shibailejiuhuibeidongjie......”
黎卿磨牙。
yaobushigenneidaomeizhuxitongzuojiaoyi，kaozheidaomeixitonglaichuansuodaqianshijiequzhaoneimingmingzhizhongzhaohuantadeneixiesuipian，tahezhiyubeizheixiaodongxinanie？
“闭嘴！”
liqingbeitachaodeyizhentouteng，kanzhehuaizhongneibushengshidetiandaozhizierdaimu，mianqiangjichuyigexianqianweimianlixuedaodebiaozhunlubachiweixiao：“nihaixiao，zheixieshiqinggaimufeizuo，guaiguaizaizheidengzhe。”
xuenanxunkanzhemianqianliezhezuixiaodeshizushaqidemufei，xinliyijing。
mufeijintianhaofanchang......nandaoshiyinweixianqianzhouguirenlailenggongjiangmufeiqidehunguoqu，rangmufeibianshale？
xiaoyouzaidebiaoqingyuefaningzhongdanyou，quebugan**kenengbianshaledeliqing，zhishisisizuanzheliqingyijiaoxiaoxinkaikou：“mufei，neixunerpeiniqu，xunerzijizaigonglihaipa......”
renleideyouzaikezhenmafan......
liqinganleanmeixin，qiaozhezheixiaodongxi，yebuzhidaogaizenmebaocaiheshi，suoxingbarenwanggezhiwoliyijia，xunzheyuanzhudejiyizouxiangyushanfang。
danhuang：(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻suzhu！
xuenanxun：o(╥﹏╥)owomufeizhendeyoudawentile！woyidingyaozhaoguhaomufei！
liqingwushiyilugongrendezhizhidiandian，jiazhexuenanxunjinleyushanfang，lanzhuyimingtaijiandandankaikou：“bengonglailingwushan，laojiagonggongbangwoqulai。”
“yo，yuanlaishilidayinghejiuhuangzia？”
neitaijiankanxiangliangrendeyanshendaizhenongnongdexixue，erhouxipixiaoliankanxianglimian：“liuhuagongdelidayinglaiquwushan，kuaixiezhunbeizhe！”
liqingweiweizhoumei，zhijuezheixierenmeianhaoxin。
xuenanxunjinjinzuanzheliqing，yanzhongyijingshenchuledanyoudelei：“mufei，yaobuninhuiquba，xunerlaiqujiuhao。”
zheixienucaigouyankanrendi，yaoshizai**mufei......
果然有问题？
liqingtiaomei，jiaobubudong，zhishiqingqingpailepaixuenanxundenaodai。
jigegongrenduanzheshihechulai，limianshijiyangculiedeqingzhouxiaocaiheyipankanzhejiuyounidefeirou，heyushanfangzhongjingzhideshanshiduibixianming。
erhou，neitaijianqianlaiyitiaobiaofeitizhuangdegou，dakaishihefangzailedishang。
neigouwenjianrouxiang，kanzhefeirouliuxialexianye。
“lidaying，wushanjiufangzaizheilile，ninlaiquba。”
danhuangjiweiminruideganjuesuzhudadashenshangyongqileshaxin——
“suzhu！bunenga，zheishijingong，nibunengsuibianmoshatamen！”
liqingkanyiyangezhiwolidexuenanxun，kanzheneisisuidexiaobaoziyanzhongliuluchuyuandudeguang，weiweizhoumei。
zheixiaojiahuo，xianzaiyijingkaishifaheilea。
“xuner，zaizheilidengzhemufei，zheiweigonggongshizaigenmufeihexunerxinao，biedangzhen。”
tasuishoujiangxiaobaozifangzaiyipang，yuqipingdanquedaizhenongyudelengyi：“mufeiyaojinquhegonggongjiangjiangdaoli，niguaiguaizaizheidengzhe，guai！”