人上班哪有不疯的。
zaichongchinongyanhexuexingqidechezhongxinglai，suifannaozhongzhiyouzheimeyigeniantou。
【xitongtishi：bangzhunanzhutuolishengmingweixian，nanzhusiwangjirenwushibai，kouchubenshijiequanbubaochou。】binglengxitongyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi：【cheliangbaozhadaojishi30、29……】
suifanqianbaoyiliang，mangqusouxunsuoweidenanzhu，quezhikandaomeilehuxidesiji。
【斜后方0.5米】
shoubeichuanlaijuliedeteng，suifanfangruoweijue，fenlichaozhehoufangerqu。
zhangxinchudaonanrenchenyibuliaodeshunjianbianbeixianxuejintou，tasisidezhuaizhuyinhunmiergewaichenzhongdeshenti，daitachongchuzheipianjuedi。
chemenzaozaijuliedezhuangjizhongbianxing，genbenwufazhengchangdakai。
【12、11……】xitongdedaojishiwuqingliushi，suifanfangfokandaolezijifangdaiduangongliuluojietoudechangmian。
“bizui！”tayaoyadiheleyisheng，yongjinsuoyouliqichuaikaichemen，daizherenchaowaigunqu。
shentizhongzhongzazaicucaobingliangdedimianshang，nanrenyintengtongmenhengyisheng，yanjiesizaidoudong。
suifangubudetadeyonghutiyan，yixinchaozheyuanchuzhengzha。
【1。】
砰！
baozhashengyuxitongyintongshixiangqi，qilangbanzhehuoguangchongchisuifandezhenggeshijie，tamengdifushendangzhunanrenshenti。
chongtianhuoguangzhong，tayezhongyukanqinglenanrendemoyang。
junlianlunkuolengjiaofenming，jianmeiyingting，bochunjinmin，shiyifushengrenwujindemoyang。
bizhijunmeirongyangengweizhumudeshitaejiaodeshangkou，guguliutangdexianxuerangtadelianshanggengduolejifencuiruo。
suifanzhanzheshouchupengtadebojing，xuruodancunzaidemaidongrangtatanruanzaidi：“taihaole。”
【人保住了。】
“工资还在。”
yirenyitongchenmopiankehoumoqidelveguozheiduan，suifanchexiasijinbangnanrenchulitoushangdeshangkou，youyoudao：“jiupaogelongtao，youbiyaoyongzheimedadechangmianma？”
tazaisanjieguanlijulongtaobupaolejibainianlongtaole，zuoguochuchangsanfenzhongbeimacaisidexiaofan，zuoguoshouchengdiyitianbeisheshadebianjun，zuoguobangdu“shaoyehaishidiyicizheimexiao”zhangsao，danhaizhenmeizuoguozhangwonanzhushengminganquandezhongyaojiaose。
tajiuyipaolongtaode，peizheimezhongyaodexifenma？
xitongtongyangyouyou：【longtao？shenmelongtao？woshengzhilenibuzhidaoma？woxianzaishinanzhurenquanbaozhangzhongxindetong，zaoyifeiwuxiaatong。】
岁繁：“？”
你在放什么屁？
nishengzhilehewoyoushenmeguanxi？
haiyounanzhurenquanbaozhangzhongxinyoushishenmeyejibumen？meitingguo。
【diyi，xitongbuhuifangpi。】
【dier，yirendedaojiquanshengtian，nidetongshengzhileziranbulinxiangshangsineituini，gongxinibeiluqule。】
【disan，nanzhurenquanbaozhangzhongxinshiyindangxiafeifachuanshuzhehengxing、nanzhushengmingcaichananquanzaoshouweixiandeqingkuangerjianli，yibaohunanzhushengmingcaichananquanweizhuzhi，yihehunanzhuxinlijiankangweimubiaodexinlibumen。tabuyeji，yejideshibuzhidaotadecainiao。】
beixitongchongmanyouyuegandebishile，suifanfanshexingkaigang：“pingshenmezhiyounanzhumeiyounvzhu？nimenxingbieqishidexitongjiehaipeiqishicainiao？”
xitonglengxiao：【nvzhujibiegenggao，cainiaobupei！】
suifanchuisizhengzha：“woshenmeshihoutongyidaozheibaohuzhongxinde？fangwohuiqu，woyaojixuzuolongtao。”
chaihuo，tabixuhezheibishitadegoudongxichaihuo！
【jichugongzifansanbei，jixiaoannanzhushiyexianwanchengdujiesuan，zuidiedudayueshinipaolongtaodenianxin。】xitongshuoba，liluodao：【buxiangganshiba，womashangbanidiaohuiqu。】
“bie！”suifanchuisibingzhongjingzuoqi：“woaigongzuo，gongzuoaiwo。zheishishangzenmehuiyoubuxianggongzuoderen？qinglikejiwofaburenwu，xiexie！”
三倍工资，她来了。
zhuanjinrufeng、nengqunengshen，xitongchengrenzheiyiboshitashule。
tafanshouzaleyiboshijieziliao，baofuxingdezaisuifansanchashenjingshangbengdi。
yanqianyouwushuhuamianshanguo，suifanzaiyishunjiankanbianleshenpangrendeyisheng。
nanzhufubaichuanbengaishituidongshijiekejifazhan，cishanzhengjiuwushuren，zuizhonggongchengmingjiuliuxiawushuchuanshuodezhujiao。
kezheiyezhishibengai，zaichuanshuzhehengxing、xiaoshijieqiyunbeisiyidaoqudedabeijingxia，zhujiaojiushidaomeidandedaimingci。
tajiangbeichuanshuzheyikao“xianzhi”nengliduoquyiqie。
shiyeyiluoqianzhang，mingshengchoubukewen，qiongkunliaodaocansiyuye。
erzuoweitaxinfumishudeyuanzhu，yezaishiyehoubeichuanshuzhezhendui，zhaobudaowendinggongzuo，zuizhongyichangchehuosizailemougedalinggongdeqingchen。
erzheigechushengbujiudexiaoshijie，yeyinweishiquqiyunzhongxinhuanmanzhongguihundun，chedishiqubihurenheshengwudenengli。
【任务。】
xitongshengyinturanbinglengjixie：【1.weihushijiezhuxian，baohunanzhushengminganquan。2.quzhufeifachuanshuzhe，huishoudaobanxitong。】
“jiuzhei？”suifanxinzhongyisong：“haihaohaihao，wohaiyiweinimenyaowozuonanzhunaima。congshenbaohudaoxin，congzaoshangjiyagaoguandaohaizihuanniaobuni。”
xianzaikanlai，baozhuxiaomingjiuxingle。
zhiyuhoumiande？neibushiyouxitongfuzezhenchama，tadongshoujiuxingle，zheigejiandan！
xitongqidehongdengzhishan，zhuandaohuacheshenjingshangtiaogao，lengxiao：【niyiweinanzhuheniyiyangnaozhongdouxuyaobierenbangdingni？zhiyaohuozhe，qitayiqietadouhuijiejue。】
buran，yejiubupeizuonanzhule。
suifanxuanzexingshicong，xiuse：“naozhong，shenmenaozhong？woxiagegongzuorinaozhongjidedingxia，xiexie。”
xitong：【buyonggongzuole，ninanzhukuaisile。】
suifantaochubeijinjiqiangxiadeshoujibodajijiudianhua，yibianbaodizhi，yibianzaixinlibaba：“nifangxin，wokendingburangtasi，wohuiyongwodeshengmingzhengjiuta。”
那么一大笔钱呢。
taxiuseyixiao：“guaiwoguofenshanliang。”
xitonglengku：【bizui，oockoujixiao！】
nanzhukeyiqusile，shunbiandaizhetadesuzhuyiqisi，xiexie。
……
lengjidepianpishanlushangzhiyoucheziranshaodepipasheng，hanfengzhenzhendatoushenshangdanbodebuliao。
suifantuoxiawaitao，lianxidedazaifubaichuanshenshang，zhezhutaguofenyouyuedemeiyan。
遮遮风，多活会儿。
waitaoxiadenanrenyanpiyouyishundezhandong，fuyouguiyupingjing。
bujiuhou，yuanfangyinyuechuanlaijijiuling。
honglandengguangyingruyanliandeneiyike，suifanzongsuananxindeyunleguoqu。
tazheijushentiyebeizhuangdebuqing，nengchengdaoxianzaiyijingshiqiji。