第6章
yanzhenzhidaotazaidashenmezhuyi，wufeishichaobuguodabuguo，shituwangtashenshangpozangshui，congdaodecengmianjitazhizaoxinliyali。
zhiyaotayiluchuqietai，tajiuhuilikezhuazhuzheidian，duitajiayijingshendaya。
“woyoumeiyouchugui，nigaiquwennima。”yanzhendandandishuo，“bijingzheishiershicongtazuilichuanchulaide。”
“......nizuihaomeiyou！”shenqueehenhendishuo，“niyaoshiganbeizhewotouren，woyidingnongsini！”
“fangxin。”yanzhenzhigougoudidingzheta，“womeiyoujiaotaliangtiaochuandexiguan，jiusuanyaozhaoxiayiren，yehuidengxianyoudehunyinguanxijiechuhou，guangmingzhengdadizhao。”
shenqueyaoyaqiechi：“xianglihun？nizuomeng！”
“bulihun。”yanzhenweiweiyixiao，“wodengsangou。”
shenque：“......”
yanzhenhuifangjianhou，huangguilannalaiyiyaoxiang，shanshandikanzheshenque：“erzi，xianbashangkouchuliyixia......”
shenquekanletayiyan，biaoqinghennankan：“ma，xiacibuyaodangzhewairendemianbianneixiezixuwuyoudeshi，jiangyunongzaibuhao，neiyeshiwolaopo。”
“shimameikaolvzhouquan，xiacibuhuile。”huangguilanlianmangrencuo，dangshitamannaozixiangzhexiurujiangyunong，rangtazailinjumianqiantaibuqitou。
zenmeyemeixiangdaozheigejianrenbujinlianpiqihou，tongkuairenxiazheikouheiguo，haifanshoukoudaoshenquetoushang。
muziliangzheihuikesuanshibanqishitouzazijidejiao。
huangguilanshenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdewonangqi，yixiangdaoyihoulinjumenshuoqishenjia，jiuhuilianxiangdao“erziyangwei”“erxifuchugui”“sunzihaoxiangshigeyezhong”，tajiuyuefabiequ。
不行！
zheikoueqibuchu，talianwanshangdoushuibuzhe！
huangguilannaozizhuandefeikuai，henkuaiyouxiangdaoyigezhuyi。
“erzi，zheiyangxiaqubuxinga，neigenvrendoukuaiqidaowomentoushanglashile！”huangguilanyibiantishenquechulishangkouyibiandishengshuo，“zanmendexianggebanfa，haohaozhizhita，rangtazhidaozheigejiashisheizaizuozhu！”
shenqueshudiaozuilidexue，lengshuicijixiatatengdeziyaliezuide：“zenmezhita？taxianzaigentiaofenggouyiyang，woshangyouhaimeihao，bushitadeduishou。”
“zanbunengmingzhegentagan，yongdianteshushouduan。”huangguilancoudaoshenqueerbianeryulejiju，“zhiyaochenggong，tayihouzhinengdaizaijialirennibaibu！”
shenquexinnianyidong，mizheyanjingsisuolebanshang，diantou：“hao，jiuannishuodezuo。”
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yanzhenhuifangjianbuleyijue，qichuangshiwaimianyesesihe。
tazouchufangjian，ketingyijingshoushiganjingle，shenquezuozaishafashang，gebodazheshigao，zhengshencanzhijiandiyongpingbanchuligongzuoyoujian。
taquyiyuanbuleya，zheihuierzuichunzhongdegenxiangchangyiyang，etoushangchanzheshabu，benlaihaisuanzhouzhengdewuguanbianlexing，huoxiangyitiaopangtouyu。
xinhuandedianshizaibofangwanjianxinwen，chufangfangxiangpiaolaifancaidexiangwei，huangguilanzaizhunbeiwanfan，lijingfengbaoxilidejiatouzheguiyidepingjing。
yanzhendiliuganxianglaihenqiang，tacongzheizhongpingjingzhongxiuchuleshanyuyulaifengmanloudeqixi。
zheimuziliangdoubushishenmeshengyoudedeng，youshidangzhongdiurenyoushibeidadehunshenshang，jueduibuhuiqingyifangguota。
yanzhendaolebeishui，ruowuqishidizoudaoshafalingyibianzuoxia，piaoleyiyanshenquegeboshangdeshigao：“shangdaogutoule？”
“嗯，骨裂。”
“neijiexialaiyaohaohaoyangzhe，kebieliuxiahouyizheng。”
“好。”
liangrenlengjingerketaodishuolejijuhua，huangguilanduanzhecaichulaile。
jianleyanzhen，talikexiaomimidishuo：“erxifuxingla，nidenghuier，mashangjiukeyichifanle。”
yanzhenyouyanpiyitiao，muguangluozaicanzhuoshang。
liucaiyitang，jintiandewancanfengshengdaoxiangduantoufan。
“hao。”tayingleyiju，qishenshuo，“woqujiaoanan。”
buduoshi，yijiasikouweizuozaicanzhuopang，huangguilanyinqindijiyanzhenshengleyiwantang：“lai，yunongniduohedian。”
yanzhenguzuobujiedikanzheta：“ma，nizheiyoushinaodenayichu？”
huangguilanwenyan，xiaorongkualexialai，tataishoucalecayanjiaobucunzaideyanlei：“jintianshenquejiwozuolebantiansixianggongzuo，wozhidaocuole，yiqianbugaineimeduini。”
“e？”yanzhenkanzhetafukuadeyanji，baichuyuanwenqixiangdetaidu。
“nishiwomenshenjiadeerxifu，zanmenshiyijiaren，woyiqianduinitaikebole，shuolehenduobugaishuodehua，wozhidao，nishibeiwoshangtoulexincaihuixinggedabian......
buguonifangxin，niguoqujitianzuodeneixieshi，wogenshenquedoubujijiao，woyijingxiangtongle，weileshenque，weileananhezheigejia，yihouwohuibanidangqinshengnveryiyangduidai，yexiwangninenggenshenquehaohaoguorizi，buyaozaidajiale。”
“e......”yanzhentuozhangleweiyin，jinjiezheluchuyigegandongdexiaorong，tawozhuhuangguilanfangzaicanzhuoshangdeshou，“ma，ninengzheimexiangzhenshitaihaole，woxiangninbaozheng，yihouyehuibanindangqinmayiyanggongqilai！”
不就是拼演技吗？
跟谁不会似的。
huangguilanbeitazheiyiwo，jipigedadouqilaile，shenseyouneimeyishunjiandejiangying。
tabuzhehenjidichouchushou，bajitangtuidaoyanzhengenqian：“kuaichangchang，woteyimaidelaomuji，dunlesangeduoxiaoshini。”
“xiexiema！”yanzhenduanqiwansongdaozuibian，yankanchunkuaiyaopengdaojitang，tamengdiyitaitou，guobuqiranfaxianshenquehehuangguilandouzhigougoudidingzheta，yanshentouzhejinzhang。
kanlaiwentichuzaizheiwantangli。
yanzhenfangxiawan，huangguilanlikewen：“zenmebuhe，shibuheweikouma？”
yanzhenbatangwantuidaoshenquegenqian：“nishibingren，biwogengxuyaobushenti，niheba。”
“zheilihaiyou！”huangguilanlianmangbatangwannuohuidaoyanzhengenqian，“nihenide，wozheijiujitalingshengyiwan。”
yanzhendingzheneiwanxiangqisiyidetangkanlejimiaozhong，zhuanshouweidaoshenanzuibian：“erzi，lai，hetang，zheishinainaiteyibaode，kexiangle。”
bumingsuoyideshenanzhangzuijiuyaohe，huangguilanxinliyiji，lianmangchushouxianfanletangwan：“biehe！”
tangwandaokouzaizhuoshang，sifenwulie，tangshuihengliu。
yanzhentaitou，yiweishenzhangdikanzheduimiandemuziliang。
yingzhetawanweiyoudongxiquanjudeyanshen，huangguilanheshenquexinliyichen。
完了！
露馅儿了！
“shuoba。”yanzhenlaoshenzaizaidiwangyibeishangyikao，“nimenshizhengqutanbaicongkuan，haishiyaowochushou，yanxingbigong？”