第1章
xianyundaozhonglingqiliaorao，youlingdiefeiwu，qihuapiaoxiang。
zheidifangshigexianjing，kezhuzhedebuyidingshishenxian。
“bu，wobuqu，jiubuqu，songkaiwo，kuaisongkaiwo......”
yishengshazhusidehaojiaoshengdapolexianjingdemeihao。
yuanchuhuacongzhong，genhaojiaoshengpipeidehuamianshilianggerengaodananrenjiazhegeshenxingniuqudeguniang，neijiashikanbianguonianzhu。
“sharenle，yaomingle，haiyoumeiyoutianlia！！！”
chuanzhebaisezhangqunyishenlingqideguniangcikeshuangtuidalazhewangdishangceng，simingdexiangfazituoyanshijian。
kexile，buguantazaizenmenuliyebushizheilianggegaodananrendeduishou，fanershibaliangrenjichuleqiangyingshouduan，zhijiejiazhetadegezhiwobarenjiaqilai。
guniangshuangjiaolidishunjiangenghuangle，yishuangtuizaikongzhongdenglaidengqu。
“liangweidage，xingxinghao，fangguowoba！”
qiuraodeshengyinbingmeiyouyinqiyidiandongrong，fanershigengyanli。
“shangtouyouling，nihaishilaoshixieba！”
qizhongyirenkaikouhuizhe，jinjiezhelingyigeyoudao：“yunzhaoguniangyinggaiduicihenlejiele，jiubuyongweinanwodengleba。”
zheijuhuayichu，yunzhaoyahuole。
sangleqideyunzhaochuizhenaodailaolaoshishidebeiliangrenjiazhezou。
xiayimiao，xianyundaolingtai，yunzhaozhanzailingtaidebianyuan，qunbaibeifengchuideshangxiafanfei，poyouyizhongqilianggan。
mianduiyanqiandejiren，tabuzhidaocongnaerchouchuyizhangbaisedeshoujuanfangzaiyanxiashilei。
“zhendeyaorangwotiaoma？”
zheijudaizhekuqiangdehuapeishangciqingxinglingrendongrong，kexiduimianjirenbujinmeiyouyisiyihaodeqingxuqifu，fanershigenglenglelian。
jianci，yunzhaopolexi，shenshouhuiwuzheshoujuanbaohanqingxudehanchu：“chenqiezuobudaoa！”
“呵！”
yitoubinglansezhangfadenanzilenghengleyisheng，taneizhangjunmeidelianshangbingmeiyoushenmebiaoqing，dannengqingxidekanchuxiane。
“yunzhao，haiyoushenmeshinizuobudaode，nidouchuangduoshaohuole！”
“wokanniyewanshale，mannaoziqiqiguaiguaidedongxi！”
mianduizheichize，yunzhaochazheyaohuidui：“nidongshenme，nigeguguanan，yidianlequdoumeiyou！”
“qianmiao，nishuoshibushi？”
beiyunzhaodianmingdeshigechuanhuangseduanqunzhazheyitouxiaobianzidejiaoqiaoshaonv。
“ng…huashizheimeshuo，danyunzhaochuangdehuokegenwomeiyoubandianguanxia！”qianmiaogangyinghe，jieshoudaoyigebinglengdeshixian，limabaishoupieqingguanxi。
zhishihuoduohuoshaodeyouxiexinxu。
“qianmiao，wohuilaizaigennisuanzhang！”yunzhaohengleyishengfangxiahua。
“ai，bushia，nitingwojiao…jieshia......”
qianmiaodehuayijingwanle，yunzhaoliluodezhuanshenyitouzhajinlelingtaili。
zhishidongzuoshaoweiyoudianerbuzhengchang。
“tazheiyangzhendebuhuichuwentima？”
qiaojianyunzhaoluoxialingtai，qianmiaoxiayishidezhuidaobianyuan，miandaidanyoudechaozhelingtaixiaxiaoshideshenyingtanleyiju。
shenhoulimayourendalehua：“youshenmewenti，zaojiugairangyunzhaoquchidiankutoule！”
duiciqianmiaomashangzhulezui，tadexiaoxinsikebunengbeifaxian。
qingpiaopiaodehuayujiurutongcikelingtaizhongqingpiaopiaojiangluodeyunzhao。
gangcaineiganjingliluoxialingtaidegenbenjiubushitaa！
denghuilaitayidingyaozhaochubeihouyintadexiaoren！
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