第1章 离婚吧渣男(1)

yeliangrushui,yueseruhui,jiaojiedeyueguangtouguoqingbodechuangshazhaozaiketingshafashangzuozhedenvrenmeiyanshang。neishiyizhangbeifensichengwei“baixueningqiongmao,mingzhudianjiangchun”demeiyan,cishiyanxiabumanqinghei,yanjiaofanzhexuesi,jinpaozaicanbaideyueguangzhong,jingyoujifenxianggangcongdiyulipachulaideegui。

menwaixiangqianjiandeshengyin,yuwenhuilaideshihoukandaodejiushizheiyifujingxiang。xiangbizhixia,tadaoshijingshendehen,meishenmetebiedefanying,zhishiyanditouluchudexianqibaoluchuletadebunaifan。

“niqunaerle?”huayingangluo,yankuanglixumandeleishuizhibuzhudeluoxialai。

“nixinlibushiyijingyoudaanlema?”yuwenbuxianbudandehuileyiju,daizhemanshendeshuimitaoxiangshuiweihunzhejiujingweijinlewoshi。

woshimenyiguan,suweilikejiushouqilelianshangxinsuidebiaoqing,tazhanqilairouleroudatuigen,guaiganggangzijiqiazijitaiyonglile。

taquchufangjizijidaolebeishui,gudonggudonghexiaquzhihou,caiwenzijinaohailineigeshengyin:“suoyi,woyaowanchengnimenjiaodaidejigerenwu?”

tagangganggenpengyouhewanjiuzuochehuijiadeshihouzaoyuchehuo,linsiqian,naohailichuxianleyigemingwei“zhananhuishou”dexitong,shengchengzhiyaozijitongguoxitongdekaoyan,jiukeyihuodezhongshengjihuiyici,erqiepingjierenwuwanchengduhaifuzengshixiantadexinyuan。

ganggangchuanguozheigeshijiedeshihou,naohailizhijieshouleyidianxinxi,talaibujifanyingzhinengkaobaoli**,xingkuiyuanzhudelaogongmeiyouduoliao,fouzehaibuyidingyandeguoqu。xianzaikedeyaohaohaowenqingchucaixing。

naohailihuranchuxianyigenuohuhudeshengyin:“suzhunihao,woshizhananhuishouyihaoxitong,xianzaiyouwolaihuidasuzhudewenti,gumingsiyi,womenzheigexitongjiushiweilechengzhizhananmende,anzhaozhananhuiyizhipinggu,zhidaosuzhudadaoyaoqiuweizhi。”

yaofangzaizhiqian,suweigenbenbuxiangxinzheishijiehaiyoupingxingxiaoshijiezheihuishi,keshixianzaitabudebuxin:“neiwoqibushihuibeipian?”shenmebiaozhunyemeiyou,wanyitayaozaizheilijiren,ebu,shixitong,jixitongganyibeizizenmeban?

“suzhuqingfangxin,womenshizhengguixitong,buhuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang。”

suweisilvzaisan,fanzhengtaxianzaiyijingbiewuxuanzele,burujiudaying:“suoyiwozaixianshishenghuozhongdeshentishishenmeqingkuang?”

xitonglengleyihuier,tajianguoxuduosuzhu,youjinghuangshicuozhijieoocde,yeyoubunengjieshouzijichenglezhiwurendeshishizuihoujingshenshichangde,haiconglaimeiyoujianguoxiangsuweijieshouduzheimehaodesuzhu,tadadao:“suzhubeijiuqizhihoubeisongquleyiyuan,ruguorenwuwanchengzhihou,suzhujiuhuicongnaosiwangdezhuangtaihuiguizhengchangzhuangtai,ruguomeiyouwancheng,suzhushentixintiaojiuhuilijitingzhi。”

zheibushiyigechikuidemaimai,shenzhihaishisuweizhuanle,jiranyouzheimeyigejihui,tazenmenengbuzhuazhuni?“xingba,bashengxiadexinxichuanguolaiba。”

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zaicizhengyanzhihou,suweituchuyiju:“zheishizhenzhaa。”

yuwenheyuanzhusuweishiyinxishengqing,neishihousuweiyinweiqizhihenhao,zhangdehenjingzhi,beidangshiyibuwangjudaoyanxuanzhongqudanglenvzhujiao,hedangshiyijingxiaoyoumingqideyuwendaxi,chuyanyibuguzhuangnvelianju。

juzhongsuweishiyandeshigongzhu,yuwenshiyandeshigongzhudepeidu。lianggerenshiqingmeizhuma,anshengqingsu,danzuizhongweilejiaguodayi,gongzhuxuanzeleheqin,erpeiduzuizhongyeyiyuerzhong。

zheibuxibochuzhihoushoudaoleguangfanhaoping,zhuanzuleguanzhongdeyanlei,yuwenhesuweiyinweixuanjiaoqihedugaoyanjiyefeichanghaoyipaoerhong。congzhangxianglaikan,yuwennongmeidayan,wuguanliting,piqihaihao,huizhudongzhaomeiyouyanxijingyandesuweiduixi,zheiranghaishiyiduoxiaobaihuadesuweishenshenxianjinqule。

suiranjuzhongdelianggerenzuihoumeiyoushanzhong,danshixianshishenghuolidetamenzaiyiqile。errenguanxipuguangzhihou,gengshichengweileyanyiquanlidemofanfuqi。