第1章

wangbali,huangmaozhengyonglideqiaojijianpan,zuilidexiangyanzhishengxiageweiba,tayonglidehanlehan,suishourengdaodibanshang,xiayimiao,tazhuanguotou,yilianbunaifandekanzhepangbiandenvsheng。

“去给我买包烟。”

像使唤狗一样。

lanyanfanyingguolai,zhijiemata:“shenjingbing。”

zheishitadiyicifahuo,huangmaohenjingya,lianyouxirenwudouwangjicaozuole。

talengshengweixiedao:“niganzheimegenwoshuohua,nishixiangfenshouma?”

tataiyan,minghuanghuangdexiane:“fena,sheiyuanyigennizheimechouderenzaiyiqi。”

yuanshenzhaodeshenmemaduixiang,zhangdexiangtougoufan。

“nizheige**!shuoshenmeni!”

huanzuopingchangzheiyangbeirenma,huangmaozaojiugaishenshoushantale,keshibuzhidaoweishenme,jintiantashenbuchuneizhishou。

suoyoudemanmakazaihoulongchu,zuihouzhinengcuiyikoutan,zhuantoukanzhepingmu,yonglideqiaojijianpan:“buqujiubuqu,laozidenghuizijiqu!”

“xinga,fenshoule,yihoubiejianmianle。”

lanyanqishenlikaizheigechouweixuntiandedifang。

huangmaokanzhetadebeiyingyoucuileyisheng,tmdjiudangzijijintiandaomei!

zheigesongliuyizenmehuishi!qianmianhaibabade**ziji!zenmezheihuijiuxiangbeiguifushenyiyang?!jianzhiyoubing!

shishigenhuangmaoxiangdechabuduo。

lanyanshipaohuitidaizhe,fuzecujinjuqingfazhandegongjuren。

不过她有点特殊。

tazaijintianzhiqian,haishibazongwenlideedunvpei,yinweijuexingziwoyishi,meibeijiangzhi,daozhizhuxianjuqingbengkui,shijiebengta。zhushenfaxianhou,jiangtasongdaoqitashijieli,tidaiyuanwenpaohui。

叮咚!系统上线啦!

【benwenpaohuirenwu,zuogebuliangshaonv,qifupiaoliangnvsheng。】

haiyougeerbaiwuxitong,zhuanmenlaijianduzijiwanchengrenwu。

xitong:【qinghaohaowanchengrenwu,banyanhaopaohuijiaose,yidanchuxianjiaoseooc,wojiangtidaizhushenchengfani。】

(什么算ooc?)

xitongdunleyixia,yusuhenkuai:【renshezhiwaidexingweidousuanooc,wobajiaosexinxichuanni。】

anlilaishuo,haihuichuansongweimianxinxi,dazhijiushiyuanwenzhuxianzouxiang,danzhushenbuyunxu,suoyizhiyoujiaosexinxi。

兰烟收到了。

yuanshenshigebuliangshaonv,diemashijisuijiuzaiyiqi,shengxiatazhihouyougeziyoulexindejiating,haozaitadieshigemeinaozidebaofahu,suiranfunvzhijianmeiyoutaiduoqinqing,danyebuchouchibuchouchuan。

nianjixiao,meirenguan,youqian。

标准的堕落三件套。

youbuaixuexi,meiyouwenhuasuzhi,xinggeelieyoushandu,congchuzhongqijiukaishipanni,taokedajiachouyanhejiu…

jiqitaoyanbizijihaokandenvsheng,zhiyaokanjianyigejiuqifuyige。

huidaogongyuli,lanyanbalianshangneixieluanqibazaodezhuangxiele,kanzhejingzilideziji。

yuanshendezhangxiangbusuanchuzhong,danyeyoujifenxiuqi,chucizhiwai,biewuyoudian。

zhenshihaokepadeyigezongjie。

xitongrenbuzhuhaoqi:【nidoubuwenwopaohuijiejudema?】

(haoxiangwenlenihuigaosuwoyiyang。)

她也不感兴趣。

xitong:【queshibuhui。】

系统提醒了一句:

【dannizhiyaobubengrenshe,muqianshikeyizhengchangshenghuode。】

(haode,wohentinghua。)

xitongzongjuedetazheigehuifuanzangshenyi。

suanle,zhiyaozheigesuzhuguaiyidian,bienaochushenmeyaoezilai,qitadeyemeishenme。